03x08 - Lazlo Loves a Parade/Are You There S.M.I.T.S.? It's Me Samson

[bunniefuu]

[Reveille plays]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for camp lazlo.

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then the trio

Went to camp and turned it

Upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪





Ah, prickly pines.

It's known for all sorts of

Things: a bustling fish market,

Lots of bulbous water tower

Barrel thingies, and a statue of

The one-armed porcupine who

Founded prickly pines--

Piercely r. Prickly.

But none make a citizen of

Prickly more gosh-darn excited

Than the annual prickly pines

Float parade.

And we are just moments away

From meeting the new mayor of

Prickly pines to tell us

All about it.

Oh, hold on.

Oh, I've just been told that the

Mayor is standing right next to

Me.

Hello, mr. May--oh, for the love

Of--

Is this, uh...

I'm glad you agreed to speak

To me, robert.

It's very important that

Everybody knows about the

Prickly pines float competition

And parade, where i, mayor

Pothole mcpucker, will

Personally be judging the best

Float.

[Laughing and spitting]

I'm sorry.

It's just that when I think

About all those floats, I get so

Excited and just want to explode

With town pride!

Ha ha ha ha!

[Gasps]

Look at that.

We're almost out of time.

Would you like--

Ha ha ha.

So come on, pricklies.

Put your float-making hats on

And give me your best floats!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

[Slurping]

[Humming]

Oh, gross!

Runaway garbage.

Hey, this isn't garbage.

[Gasp]

Must...tell...others.

Ok, quiet.

Quiet.

I just wanted everyone to know

That we have been challenged.

[Gasp]

Sounds challenging.

I hate getting challenged.

Yeah, we always lose.

You still have not heard what

We have been challenged to do.

Not that hard.

Well, what do we have to do?

We have to make a camp kidney

Float for the prickly pines

Float parade competion.

I like those.

Hey.

What's a float competion?

What's a float competition?

You know.

We build a float with wheels and

Flowers, and we drive alongside

Other floats with wheels and

Flowers.

Best float wins.

Hold it.

Who challenged us?

It was those disgusting squirrel

Scouts, wasn't it?

No, no, no.

Well, then, who did?

This flier, of course.

Fun, food, and first-place

Ribbons.

So come on, edward.

Are you with us?

Of course not.

Floats are stupid.

I'm out of here.

Well, then, who's gonna drive

The float at the parade?

What?

Oh, I'll do it.

We've got to represent camp

Kidney, right?

Thanks, edward.

All right, then.

Let's build the best float ever.

Root beer! Root!

Root beer! Root!

Root beer! Root!

Ah...ah...ah...ah...

Choo!

Ugh!

That's enough!

I'm tired of working on this

Stupid thing.

But, edward, it's still not

Finished.

Open your eyes, lazlo.

The float looks hideous.

Uh...

I'm going to bed.

See you later, lazlo.

It is pretty late.

Early to bed, early to rise.

Hey, wait up, guys.

But i--

You guys are gonna stay?

Of course.

We couldn't let you make the

Best float all by yourself.

Share the glory.

Well, it just needs...

Yucca!

I got it!

Follow me.

Are you sure it is ok for us

To be taking this for the float?

We're only borrowing it, and

We'll leave an i.o.u. So the

Owner knows we borrowed it.

This will make the float look

Way better.

I suppose.

Make sure to leave the i.o.u.

Ok.

I.o.u.

I.o.u.

I.o.u.

It is perfect!

Beautiful.

Everyone will be so impressed

At the parade.

Uh-huh.

Lazlo.

Huh?

Let's go.

It's getting late.

Um, you guys go on.

I'll catch up.

I'm not gonna stop till it's

Perfect.

[Rustling]

Wow!

You girls should see this.

This asteroid looks like it's on

A total collision course with

Earth.

Hey, what's going on over at

Camp kidney?

Oh, my.

It appears that lazlo is

Building something.

What is it?

I can't tell.

It's too dark.

Thank goodness I found you.

Have you seen this?

A float competion?

And it's tomorrow morning?

[Gasp]

That must be what lazlo was

Working on!

But why haven't we heard

About it till now?

Where's tootie?

She usually coordinates the

Activities, but she got hurt

Playing jai alai, so the

Activities coordinator job got

Passed to honey, and, well...

Uhh...

Aah!

So there's no way we can get a

Float in time!

Ooh!

I can't believe we're gonna lose

To a bunch of bean scouts!

I know where we can get a

Float.

But it won't be easy.

Ok, ok.

I know that everyone left

Yesterday, but I want you guys

To know that we all came up with

This together.

After this parade, everyone's

Gonna know how great camp kidney

Is.

Are you ready to see our float?

[All talking at once]

First and foremost, I want to

Thank camp kidney.

And we want to thank you.

Aah!

For your beautiful float.

Ha ha ha ha!

[Revving]

Yee-ha!

Ha ha!

Well, that was a lot of work

For nothing.

I can't believe I spent $15

On these things.

Samson, how good are you on

That pogo stick?

[All talking at once]

Hi, and welcome to prickly

Pines cable access.

I'm scoutmaster wesley, and I'm

Joined by our new mayor--

Oh, for the love of--

Ha ha ha!

Tonight, we bring you the

Prickly pines float parade.

Right here at our very own

Downtown prickly pines.

It's such a beautiful town,

Wesley.

Don't you just love being

Surrounded by beauty, wesley?

Heh heh. Right.

So here comes the first float

Now.

And it's heilman and the

Grandswicher yodeling choir.

[Yodeling]

[Horn blows]

And here comes an annual

Favorite--log rolling with the

Lumberjack lewis brothers!

Uhh!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Mind your logs, fellas.

And here comes the lovely miss

Prickly pines.

Wearing a custom-made yak-skin

Dress designed by earleville's

Yak wear on third street.

I like her dog.

[Growl]

[All talking at once]

I wish I could see the look

Of defeat on lazlo's face now.

Ha ha ha!

Give us back our float!

Come on, lazlo.

Put your muscles into it.

[Tires screech]

[Gasp]

Now that's what I call a float.

It could probably be the best

One of the day.

Wouldn't you say, mr. Mayor?

If you like that kind of

Thing.

Oh, faster!

They're gaing on us!

I almost have it.

I just need a little boot.

Ok.

Aah!

See ya, boys.

Yes, and that concludes

Another very successful summer

Fest parade.

[Crowd cheering]

Hold on.

It would appear that we have a

Last-minute entry!

Well, I really did like that

One float with the dog.

People of prickly pines,

Prepare to feast your eyes on

The most awesomest float ever!

[Cheering]

Behold!

[Gasp]

Don't look directly at it, or

You'll turn into--

Hey, what are you trying to

Pull?

That thing is hideous.

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Well done!

First place! First place!

Brilliant!

Just look at that face!

Just look at that thing

Protruding out.

Hey, that's our town statue guy.

I.o.u.?

[Stammering]

For the love of--

Forget what's his name.

They stole my fish market sign!

Those are my big water tower

Barrel thingies.

Hey!

Those are my false teeth!

Oh, I think this stuff is

Hawked.

Thieves!

Thieves?

We want our stuff back!

Uh-oh, I think I made a

Mistake when I borrowed all that

Stuff.

Hold on, girls!

I'll straighten this out for ya!

Let's get out of here!

[Tires screech]

[Panting]

Whoa!

Stop!

We have to give these things

Back to the nice town folk.

[Yelling]

Yeah, right!

[Panting]

Everyone, please calm down.

I'm giving all your things back.

I learned that borrowing is no

Different from stealing, even

If I leave an i.o.u.

My borrowing made many people

Upset today, and for that I am

Sorry to all.

Knock it off.

Let's get out of here.

You did good, lazlo.

Now what you have to do is

Return this portrait to lumpus.

I.o.u.?

But from whom?

[Chuckling]

Yeah, there you go.

First place.

Ha ha ha!

I still like that dog, though.

Ha ha ha ha!

That dog.

[Laughter]

[Slurping]

[Laughing]

[Blows horn]

[Reveille plays]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for camp lazlo.

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ And then the trio

Went to camp and turned it

Upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪





[Inhaling]

Ah...cha cha cha cha cha.

There goes samson, the camp

Wimp.

Remind me to punch him later.

I dedicate this morning's

T'ai chi to s.m.i.t.s.--

The scoutmaster in the sky.

Ahhh.

[Humming]

Ahhh.

Wait.

Was that the right sequence?

Eek!

Who threw that?

Hello?

Anyone there?

Anyone?

Nobody.

S.m.i.t.s.?

[Thunder]

Aah!

[Panting]

[Loud knocking]

Oh, a visitor.

Hello, friend.

Eek!

Samson.

Are you in here?

We were looking for someone weak

Enough to arm-wrestle this

Butterfly here, and as it turns

Out, you're the weakest.

Shut the door!

Can't you see what's happening?

What are you doing under the

Bed?

Down under.

He must be sleeping australian

Style.

I can't sleep any style, man.

Not with s.m.i.t.s. After me.

S.m.i.t.s.?

You mean the scoutmaster in the

Sky?

I offended him by doing my

T'ai chi out of sequence.

Now I'm cursed!

What you did wasn't so bad.

You know, try it again.

I can't.

I'm scared.

It's true what everyone says.

I'm the camp wimp.

No.

I'm sure s.m.i.t.s. Will

Understand.

[Thumping]

Um, lazlo?

Aren't we going to be late to

Open the camp store?

Hint, hint.

You're so right, raj.

Uh, I almost forgot.

Yes, go.

It's too late for me.

Save yourselves!

Good luck with that curse.

It's not so bad, living one's

Life under a bed.

Except for these dust bunnies.

[Inhaling]

Eehhh.

[Inhaling]

Eehhh.

[Inhaling]

Eh?

Ahhh...

Choo!

Oh! Oh!

My nasal spray.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

It's empty!

It's wednesday.

That means the camp store will

Have a fresh delivery of nasal

Spray.

Aah!

Merciful nert!

[Stammering]

How am I supposed to get to the

Store?!

Nert.

If I get beaned by one more

Ball, I'll go insane!

[Crying]

Aah!

Huh?

I'm alive.

I--i'm alive!

Not a scratch on me.

In your face, s.m.i.t.s.!

Aah!

Oof!

Ohh...

[Yelling]

Aah! Ehh! Ohh!

Heh heh heh heh.

[Whimpering]

Heh heh.

Nert.

Ha!

[Humming]

♪ You can't touch my pillow ♪

[Humming]

Let's go, jelly beans!

I need my nasal spray!

Open up!

Please quiet down.

You are attracting unnecessary

Attention.

[Whoosh]

[Gasp]

Game over.

Heh heh.

Here's your nasal spray, sir.

[Inhaling]

[Exhales]

Keep it.

[Gasp]

He said keep it.

What's going on here?

Why are all you guys just

Standing there like a bunch of--

Hey, watch it!

Doughboy?

I said watch it.

Heh heh heh heh.

Grr!

I'm gonna wipe that dippy grin

Off your face!

Ok, fellas, let's give him the

Old kidney bean push.

On the count of 3, scouts.



Ha ha ha ha!

My turn to be pushy.

Little boy is a tough guy.

Did I give you permission to

Speak?

I'm tired of being pushed

Around!

S.m.i.t.s. Knows it and everyone

Knows it!

You're looking at a new samson

That does the pushing.

[Laughter]

Don't believe me?

Did you ever see what a pillow

Can do to a face?!

Uhh!

Aah!

Dinner music.

Give me some soda pop.

Did I say you could look at me?

This food isn't gonna chew

Itself!

[Gulp]

There she is.

Wow, she's pretty.

Let me see that!

I've seen better.

I'll keep it anyway.

But that was a picture of my

Mom.

Look at that squirrel.

Ooh!

Aah!

Ha ha ha ha!

[Laughing continues]

[Snoring]

[Bell rings]

Ah, another day to bully

Everyone around.

My armor!

Aah!

Where are they?

[Gibberish]

Come on, come on, come on,

Come on, come on, come on!

It's all gone!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

The ba*ls will get me for sure!

A pillow feather.

Ahh.

Here's another one.

Ha ha ha!

And another one!

And another!

Oh, no!

There they are.

Near the flagpole!

Almost there.

M-muah!

Aah!

Uh, heh heh.

Um, hey, everybody.

Just--just picking up my

Pillows.

They--they seem to have gotten

Away from my cabin.

Yesterday sure was fun, huh?

I was just messing with you

Guys.

Me a bully?

Fun and games.

Ha ha!

W-we'll have to do it again

Sometime, huh?

You're not going anywhere,

Pillow boy.

Not until we all give you a

Little taste of some pillows!

Yeaaahhh!

Ooh.

Comfy soft.

Who wants to be first?!

Let me at that ball of dough!

At-at-at-at-at-at...

Kneading dough is fun,

Mr. Mcmuesli.

I wonder where everyone else is?

Beats me.

Nert! Nert!

You guys don't understand.

It was s.m.i.t.s. And the ba*ls.

I snapped!

It was the ba*ls!

There's no such thing as the

ba*ls!

Let him have it, fellas!

The ba*ls missed me.

S.m.i.t.s. Is pleased with me!

I don't need these pillows

Anymore.

I guess the curse is finally

Lifted.

Ok, I deserve that.

Ok.

I think I finally fixed this

Malfunctioning ball machine.

Eek!

Nope.

[Laughter]

[Slurping]

[Laughing]

[Blows horn]