04x01 - Strange Trout from Outer Space/Cheese Orbs

[bunniefuu]

Attention, campers.

It's time for camp lazlo.

♪ There were two scouts who

Made a friend ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L ♪

♪ A ♪

♪ Z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ And then that trio went to

Camp ♪

♪ And turned it upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

Chip: l-a-z-l-o.

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ Yo-de-lay-ee ♪

♪ La la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪

Dark already?

Well, better head in.

Ahhh.

Should I jump in the lake one

More time?

No, no, we're not supposed to

Swim after dark...

Even if it would be really fun.

[ Gasps ]

You know what?

I'm worth it!

[ Panting ]

Any second now.

Hey! Come on, gravity!

What's the big deal?

[ Gasps ]

Whoa! Hey, hey!

W-what's going on?

What's going on?!

[ Screams ]

[ Chattering ]

[ Screams ]

Hmmm.

Seems safe.

Next time we have to use that

Thing, get it cleaned.

It smells like eyeball sweat in

There.

Right.

Guh! Aah! Aah!

Where am i?

You are in our spaceship.

Who are you?

We are aliens!

W-what do you want?

Are you gonna suck my brain out?

We want...cheese!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, thank goodness -- I'm

Dreaming!

For a minute there, I thought

You reallywere aliens.

[ Laughs ]

Aliens don't look for cheese!

[ Laughs ]

Silence!

Weare aliens, and weare

Looking for cheese!

Could an earthling dothis?

Behold!

Its wings flap and everything.

Anybody can do that.

It doesn't mean you're an alien.

Oh, very well.

But could an earthling dothis?

[ Dolphin clicking ]

Uh...okay.

Maybe youare aliens.

Silence, obese earth child!

We're not done proving it to

You.

No alien can resist old-timey

Fiddle music!

[ Fiddle music plays ]

[ Farting noises ]

[ Farting noises ]

[ Music stops ]

Okay, okay, so youare

Aliens...with a weird fiddle

Fetish.

But I don't know where any

Cheese is!

Hmm.

So you deliberately choose not

To tell us where the cheese is,

Eh?

Well, we have ways of making you

Talk!

But I don't know!

Wait!

Wait! What are you doing?

No, please!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Ow!

Come on, tell us!

I-i don't know!

[ Crying ]

Edward: hey, come on!

That's not fair!

Our dodge-ball team's short a

Player!

Who are we missing?

Skip: hey, I know!

It's samson!

Should I go get him?

Edward: nah, let's just use

This rock instead.

There.

Just as good.

No, wait.

It's missing something.

There -- even better.

Chip: yeah!

[ All laugh ]

Ugh! It's no use!

This torturing thing isn't

Working.

Yeah, and the elastic's all

Wore out.

Hey, I know!

How about we hold him hostage

And they trade us cheese to get

Him back?

[ Laughter ]

Somehow, I don't think that

Would work.

No, this guy's pretty useless.

So long, wimpy earthling!

[ Screams ]

Lazlo: hiya, samson.

Oh. Hi, lazlo.

I'm having a really bad day.

Lazlo: well, it's about to

Get better, 'cause we just got

Threenew campers today!

They're canadians.

Aaah!

They're not canadians!

They're...aliens!

Lazlo: no, I'm pretty sure

They're canadians.

Sweep.

There you go, eh?

No!

No, they're aliens, and they're

Here to steal our cheese!

You guys believe me, don't you?

Raj: sure I believe you.

Just like the time you said you

Could dunk a basketball, or the

Time you said the third to last

Toilet in the latrine doubled as

A time machine, but only you

Know how to use it.

Clam: I tried it.

Didn't work.

Ugggh!

Oh, you are gonna be so sorry

When I prove that they aretoo

Aliens!

There -- do that thing you do

With the paper!

Go on! Do it!

"Dear diary, I want to be

Lazlo's friend sooo --"

Gimme that!

Lazlo: samson, I don't think

They're aliens.

They can morph into stuff!

Watch!

Ugh! Come on!

Morph!

Morph!

Lazlo: maybe samson hit his

Head harder than we thought.

Ugggh!

Ohhh!

[ Screams ]

[ Fiddle music plays ]

Any minute now, they're gonna

Make rude noises with various

Body parts.

[ Volume increases ]

[ Fiddle music stops ]

Ugh!

I'm telling the truth!

Why doesn't anyone believe me?

Hey, samson!

We believe you!

You -- you do?

Yeah, there's no way those

Guys are campers.

Seriously.

Yeah!

Oh! Finally!

My suspicion's validated!

Raj: [ laughs ]

Steaming saffron!

You think it makes any

Difference that those vague

Background characters believe

You?

Surely you can do better than

That, samson!

[ Laughs ]

[ Crying ]

Somebody cool believe me!

Aww, nerts.

Maybe those fish aren't the

Aliens.

Maybe they really are new scouts

Just trying to fit in, and I'm

Making it harder on them.

Plus, I probably lost out on a

Chance to make three new

Friends, and I could really use

More of those.

You know what?

I'm gonna go apologize right

Now!

And maybe I'll make some friends

Along the way!

[ Panting ]

Friends!

No, I already explained it,

Eh?

Look, if we can just get into

Mcmuesli's stash, then we'll be

Set.

Oh, all the cheese we can

Eat, eh?

[ Laughter ]

Take off.

Iknew they were the aliens!

I love being right!

All I have to do is catch them,

And then everyone will believe

Me.

Who's crazy now, raj?

Did you hear something, eh?

No.

If we did, it's nothing we

Can't handle.

Phew.

You know, these aliens might get

Vicious if I come between them

And their cheese.

I'd better get some backup.

The disguises should be dry

By morning, eh?

Now let's go get us some cheese!

Not if I have anything to do

With it!

[ Fish gasp ]

I'm gonna stop you from stealing

The cheese and prove that you

Arealiens!

And that will make everyone like

Me.

And it looks like you're

Surrounded!

Aaaayeee!

Behold.

The score.

[ Ding! ]

You know, in all my years as a

Professional cheese thief, never

Have I been treated so badly.

Let's get out of here, eh?

Yeah.

Somebody should tell that samson

Kid to wear some pants, eh?

Uggh!

[ Tires screech ]

[ All gasp ]

Hey!

Well, we didn't stop them

From stealing the cheese, and I

Never proved that they are

Aliens...

But I did get rid of them!

[ All cheering ]

Put her here, samson!

Yeah!

Oops. Sorry.

Gimme five right now, samson.

Who are you?

It's me -- the walrus...

The walrus with tusks.

What?

No high five?

Aaah!

You're the aliens!

I knew I shouldn't have let

You handle the high five!

I mean, how many times do we

Have to go through this?

A high five looks like this, and

This, and this!

It is so easy!

We are ruined! Finished!

A bunch of canadians have our

Cheese!

Mission failed.

I repeat -- mission failed.

It's time for phase two of

Operation "let's get some

Cheese."

Initiate!

[ Evil laughter ]

Hello, critter of the lake!

Oh h* h*. You want to play?

[ Laughs ]

Okay, well, if you ever want to

Play again sometime, you know

Where to find me.

Attention, campers.

It's time for camp lazlo.

♪ There were two scouts who

Made a friend ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L ♪

♪ A ♪

♪ Z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ And then that trio went to

Camp ♪

♪ And turned it upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

Chip: l-a-z-l-o.

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ Yo-de-lay-ee ♪

Everyone has plenty to do for

The acorn flats' annual

International cheese ball!

Can I be the cheddar princess

This year?

Well, of course!

Now, the rest of you are in

Charge of decorations!

[ All cheering ]

All: cheese! Cheese!

Cheese! Cheese!

[ Sighs ]

It couldn't be a chocolate

Event?

Or caramel?

I'm not allergic to caramel.

Oh, but, boy, when I eat

Cheese...

Yeah, yeah, I know -- you

Bloat.

It's finally complete!

Come out here!

Behold the allergitron chamber

Version 3.0!

You can take it to the cheese

Ball!

You expectme to go to the

Ball inthat thing?

Patsy, when you're in this

Baby, not one molecule of cheese

Will get to you.

Hmm. I don't know.

It's got everything -- a

Cupholder, seat heater,and an

Automated hair-grooming system.

[ Gasps ]

You know me so well, nina!

After all, a new hairdo would be

Great for my morale.

I've been really hoping to get

Something --

Okay, patsy?

Patsy, press the speaker button.

We can't hear you.

[ Engine roars ]

[ Crash ]

Is she okay?

I'm okay...

[ Giggles ]

Look at her hair!

My hair?

[ Gasps ]

My hair!

[ Giggles nervously ]

Uh...i...

It looks kind of cool, patsy.

[ Groans ]

You and your stupid science

Experiments!

I've never been so humiliated!

Sorry, patsy.

What if I --

Just forget it!

Come on, gretchen.

Let's go fix my hair.

Yeah.

Oh, well.

Back to my secret science

Workshop.

I happen to like my inventions.

[ Gasps ]

I wish there was someone around

Here that sharedmy interests...

Like space.

Aah!

Hello?

[ Gasps ]

All: give us your cheese!

[ Screams ]

Hey!

Are you guys aliens?

What doyou think?

Give us your cheese!

Wow!

This is so amazing!

Come on in!

Hey, guys!

Oh, there you are.

We demand cheese!

I always knew you'd come to

Visit me.

So, what part of the galaxy are

You from?

Don't tell me, don't tell me.

Zigot 12, sector "z"?

I sense no cheese in this

Place.

Sir?

Hmm.

Crackers.

You know what this means?

There must be cheese in the

Vicinity!

We demand cheese!

All: bring us your cheese!

Cheese?

All: yes! Cheese!

Well, why didn't you say so?

You guys are just in time for

The acorn flats international

Cheese ball!

There will be every kind of

Cheese you ever imagined there!

Fine.

Do you think it's a possibility

You could bring us therenow?

Not yet, silly!

It's tomorrow night.

Huddle.

The chatty chatterbox says

There will be cheese in 24 earth

Hours.

Is it safe to stay with the

Long-necked earthling?

Ta-da!

Check out my neat new space

Jumper.

It's weird. It's harmless.

We'll stay.

Break!

Okay, earthling, we will station

Here until you bring us to the

Cheese ball.

Really?

We're gonna have the best

Time...

Starting right now!

So, do you guys communicate

Telepathically?

No.

Can you turn into a plasma?

No.

Do you have pets?

No.

Whatdo you have?

Well, we have lasers.

Wow!

Lasers!

I shouldn't have snapped at

Her.

My hair is fine now.

Look -- I bet she's watching

Episode 26 again.

We should join her.

Do we have to?

Come on, gretchen!

She's the best friend we've got!

Set your alarm and let us

Occupy ourselves.

She has odd earthling games

Made for bored children.

Hmm.

I'm not sure what game this is,

But I think I want to be the

Shoe.

Yoo-hoo! Nina!

Oh. Hi, guys.

Friendship reset.

My hair's back to normal.

Oh, brother.

I'll see you guys back at the

Cabin.

I'm hanging out with my

Supercool new friends now.

Bye!

What is it?!

Well, aren't you gonna

Introduce us?

[ Both screaming ]

Who -- w-what are they?

They're highly intelligent

Creatures from another planet.

You can't do that!

"Qqquozok" only has three q's,

Not four!

Wow.

Brainiacs, huh?

And they've come all the way

Across the galaxies to hang out

With me!

Why would you want to hang

Out with those things?

Are you kidding?

This is my dream.

They're aliens!

What dothey got thatwe

Don't got?

Lasers.

Okay, thanks for stopping by.

[ Scoffs ] lasers?

Eh, don't worry about it.

She'll be back by morning.

[ Rooster crows ]

Good morning, guys!

Boy, oh, boy.

Ugh. The earthling's awake.

Okay, okay!

This is a good one!

It's entertainment!

Give me that!

All righty, girls, only eight

More hours till the cheese ball!

[ Chuckles ]

Where is she?

Oh! Look!

Nina!

Hey, nina, over here!

Can't stay.

Bringing food units back to my

Space buddies.

We got to get her away from

Those things.

Yeah, but with what?

♪ La la la la la la la la la

La la la la la ♪

[ Knock on door ]

Both: nina! Nina!

Come out here!

What is it now?

Nina, this is bigfoot.

Nice to meet you, mr. Foot.

You guys have fun now.

If we do not get cheese soon,

We will disintegrate you!

[ Knock on door ]

Ugh!

Loch ness?

Bo-ring!

Oh, look!

We found a leprechaun!

No, thanks.

All right, you cheese lovers,

This is the head of security.

Please gather at the food

Pavilion in 10 minutes for

Miss doe's induction of the

Cheese.

And no early admittance!

No cheese, no nina.

Lazlo: hi, ladies.

I know how to turn those long

Faces short -- a preview of my

Hungarian cheddar.

Yuck!

Get it away! Get it away!

Lazlo: oh. Um...sorry.

[ Crying ]

Smooth move, jellies.

Everybody knows she's allergic

To cheese.

She bloats, she turns into --

Aha!

You want to get the thrillogy

Back together?

Well, of course, but --

Good! Come on!

Now here's a great one of me

At the sci-fi convention.

Oh!

I can't take it anymore!

Let's vaporize her!

[ Alarm beeping ]

All: time for cheese!

Oh, I don't know about this,

Gretchen.

Okay, where do we start?

Ah, yes.

Paris -- of course.

I'm doing this for nina!

[ Crying ]

You're brave, patsy.

I miss nina!

I know. Have some more.

Come on, now -- bloat, bloat,

Bloat!

Hello, ladies.

Hello, miss mucus.

Our mission is coming to

Completion.

This is the mother lode of

Cheese.

I smellle promotion.

Okay, everybody!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Nina's here!

Are you almost ready?

Yep, I think you're ready.

Greetings, everyone!

All: yay!

Now, when those doors open,

We shall enter a world of

Cheese.

All: oooh!

"Oooh," indeed!

It is exciting!

[ Loud thudding ]

Oh, what's happening?

What on earth?!

[ Gasps ]

Who are you?

I...am...gorgonzola!

An alien from distant planet

Larzonia!

How do we know you're an

Alien?

All: lasers!

Now,this is a cheese

Festival!

Wow!

You're the best alien I've met

All week!

We should hang out.

Impressive.

Nice hair.

Silence!

Now's our chance!

Oh, you are so cool!

Has anyone ever told you that

You look like the glue gurglers

On neptel 7?

Whoa! Whoa!

Gretchen?

Patsy?

What happened to you?

I ate all the cheese!

But why, patsy?

Why?

Because you preferred

Disgusting mutants with lasers

Over me.

You had a severe allergic

Reaction just for me?

Come here, you two!

All: awww!

Any cheese to report?

Negative!

Aaah!

Attention -- abort mission.

There is no cheese.

Repeat -- there is no cheese

Here.

What? No cheese?

Grrr!

My patience has expired with

This insolent blue planet!

We have tried to be agreeable,

But now they have left us no

Choice!

Creatures of earth, prepare

Yourselves to suffer the wrath

Of our displeasure!

Um...folks?

[ Laughs nervously ]

There's just a little bit of bad

News.

[ Laughs nervously ]

There is no cheese.

[ All gasp ]

[ All screaming ]

Hello, critter of the lake!

Oh h* h*. You want to play?

[ Laughs ]

Okay, well, if you ever want to

Play again sometime, you know

Where to find me.