05x07 - Peace Frog/Lumpus's Last Stand

[bunniefuu]

[ Bugle plays ]

Attention, campers!

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo!"

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp ♪

♪ And turned it upside-down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

[ Yodeling ]

[ Crack! ]

Ribbiting ]

How about that one?

Nah.

Lazlo: I really like this

Big one, raj.

I think this is the one.

Raj: wow, lazlo!

He is huge.

Clam: it's super frog!

Lumpus: oh, come on,

Slinkman.

How long does it take to pick

Out a stupid frog?

[ Squawk ]

Slinkman: sir, the kids are

Really excited about the annual

Prickly pines frog jump.

Oh, here.

Take some petty cash and go to

The general store to get some

Lettuce to feed the frogs.

And no impulse shopping!

[ Beeping ]

Lumpus: ah, what's the

Damage, pops?

g*ng way!

Sirloin coming through.

Hello, beaufort.

Howdy, lonnie.

This your lettuce, lonnie?

Funny.

I didn't figure you for a p*nsy

Vegan.

It ain't mine.

It's the herbivore's here.

Well, shucks, herbie.

Sorry about that.

Here you go.

Lumpus: actually,

The name is --

Think fast, herbie!

Whoops.

[ Laughter ]

See you at the frog jump.

Ha ha.

Those guys.

[ Door opens, closes ]

You going to clean up your

Greens, or what?

Lumpus: [ grumbling ]

I'll clean you up.

Stupid dummy head.

[ Horn honks ]

Hey, herbie,

Cleanup on aisle five!

Whoo-hoo!

[ Tires squeal ]

Whoo-hoo!

[ Frogs ribbiting ]

Raj: whoo!

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

Lazlo, your frederick jumped



[ Ribbit ]

Lazlo: yay!

Way to go!

Raj: he really has a chance

To win it this year!

Lazlo: good job!

Oh!

[ Engine revving ]

[ Rock band plays

"Star-spangled banner" ]

Slinkman: don't panic!

Don't panic, campers!

It's just an earthquake!

What in the world?

Lumpus: it's okay, slinkman.

It's all good.

Slinkman: oh.

Sorry, sir.

Lumpus: [ grunts ]

Slinkman: sir, are you okay?

Lumpus: good!

I'm good!

Samson: what is that?!

[ Clamoring ]

Edward: now, that's a truck!

Lumpus: yeah, yeah, I know.

Impressive.

Looky, no touchy.

You got it?

Slinkman: sir, do you have to

Park it right in the middle of

Camp?

Lumpus: hammie is my baby!

You guys got your frogs,

And I got my hammie.

Now, run along and get busy with

Your little frog-a-thon thing

While I get busy tearing it up!

Whoo!

[ Coughing ]

My sinuses are burning!

[ Rock band playing

"Star-spangled banner" ]

Raj: lazlo, I don't know how

Much longer our frogs can live

With all this exhaust and

Pollution.

Lazlo: I know, raj.

We have to go talk to

Scoutmaster lumpus.

[ Whirring ]

Lumpus: who's the handsome

Boy?

Lazlo: um,

Scoutmaster lumpus?

We want to talk to you about

Your truck.

Lumpus: what?

Lazlo: the exhaust and noise

Is k*lling our race frogs.

Lumpus: hmm.

Huh? What's this?

Lazlo: it's the flier

For the big frog jump.

Would you just look at that

Manly trophy?

Lumpus: say...

That is pretty sweet.

Lazlo: I'll tell you what --

I'll let you race my frog as

Your own.

Raj: he's a sure thing.

He can jump 13 feet in a single

Hop.

Clam: uh, when he's healthy.

Lazlo: the only thing you

Have to do is stop driving your

Truck for a week so we can train

Him and get him ready.

Yee-ha!

[ Engine revving ]

Lumpus: ha ha!

Whoops!

Sorry!

My first-place frog jump trophy

Hood ornament was blocking my

View.

Hmm.

So, you're saying I'll win and

I'll get the trophy?

Lazlo: you get the trophy.

Lumpus: kid, you're on.

Raj: [ sighs ]

I don't know, lazlo.

These guys are in sorry shape.

Come on, froggy.

How about a nice juicy fly?

Oh, look.

You caught it.

Mmm!

Yummy, yummy.

You are swift.

Lumpus: all right, what's the

Holdup?

The frogs must be well by now.

Lazlo: scoutmaster, you said

You'd give us a week.

Lumpus: yeah, right.

So, how long as it been?

Lazlo: 10 minutes.

Lumpus: that's long enough.

Hand the keys over.

Lazlo: what about the race?

Remember the trophy?

Lumpus: oh, yeah, the trophy.

Well, that --

Lazlo: and the applause?

Lumpus: yes, I like the

Applause.

No!

I've changed my mind.

Give me the keys back!

I need hammie!

Gimme hammie!

I want to drive hammie!

[ Sobbing ]

Lazlo: scoutmaster, give us

Time to get the frogs ready.

It'll be worth it.

Hammie!

Hammie!

Raj: hey.

Look at that.

He caught a fly.

Lumpus: [ groaning ]

Hammie!

Lazlo: he jumped!

Fred jumped!

Clam: look!

Flower!

Raj: everything looks much

Healthier, doesn't it?

Slinkman: is he going to be

All right, nurse?

Well, I've got him on a

Ventilation of car exhaust and

An acid rain drip.

It should curb the tremors a

Bit.

Okay, scoutmaster, upsie-daisy.

We're going to get you out for a

Little fresh air.

Lumpus: you don't understand,

Nursey.

I'm frightened.

Frightened to be out in the open

Without my hammie.

What will I attach

My identity to?

You'll figure it out.

Lazlo: hey, look at that!

Raj: they are really jumping

Well, now.

Here you go, scoutmaster.

You can watch the jellies train

Their frogs.

Lazlo: look at how healthy

Frederick looks now,

Scoutmaster -- thanks to you.

Whoops!

Ha ha.

Lumpus: hey!

Get it off me!

It's excreting frog juice.

Aagh!

He stuck his tongue up my nose.

Raj: he probably saw

Something crawling around in

There.

Clam: it's feeding time.

Lazlo: he's harmless,

Scoutmaster.

He likes you.

[ Beeping ]

Raj: lazlo, it's time for

Froggy's hydrotherapy.

Lazlo: oh, right.

Scoutmaster lumpus, could you

Watch frederick while I help

Raj?

I won't be long.

Lumpus: watch frederick?

[ Stammers ]

Lazlo: it'll be good for you

Two to bond.

He's going to win you a trophy!

Lumpus: yeah, that's right.

You better win me a trophy for

All you put me through.

Hmm!

[ Ribbits ]

Oh, croak yourself.

[ Ribbits ]

Well, you are kind of a handsome

Frog.

Hey, where are you going?

Come back here!

You're supposed to win me a

Trophy, frog.

Get your wet behind back here!

Aagh!

[ Grunting ]

Aagh!

Oh!

[ Moaning ]

Ow!

[ Ribbits ]

Oh, great.

Where the heck are we?

What?

You know the way?

All right, I'm coming.

Okay, okay, slow down.

You sure this is the way?

Hey!

Look at me!

I'm hopping.

Whoo!

Yay!

Lazlo: scoutmaster?

Where are you?!

Raj: frederick?

Lazlo: look!

It's scoutmaster's hammie hat

And t-shirt.

Lumpus: yoo-hoo!

Guys!

Here we are!

Ribbit!

[ Ribbit ]

[ Laughs ]

We're having a great time!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, yeah!

Frogs are it, baby!

[ Feedback ]

Ahem, ahem.

Is this thing on?

Hello.

[ Clears throat ]

Welcome, all, to the

Prickly pines annual frog jump.

[ Coughing ]

Where some manly, um,

Contestant will hop away with

This elegant, uh, trophy.

Whoo-ha!

Frogs, frogs, frogs!

Lumpus: ha.

Get a load of those carnivorous

Hillbillies.

Hey, salad-spinner,

Did you bring your little

Froggy on your tricycle?

[ Laughter ]

Lumpus: lazlo, where's my

Hammie?

Lazlo: slinkman's driving it

Over.

[ Engine revs, brakes squeal ]

[ Coughs ]

Contestants, present your frogs

For final inspection.

Blah, blah, blah!

Lumpus: lazlo, are you sure

Frederick doesn't mind this?

Lazlo: frederick is a shoo-in

To win.

Who wouldn't want to win?

[ Ribbits ]

Contestants of prickly pines,

I now declare the prickly pines

Annual frog jump officially --

[ Engine revs, brakes squeal ]

Slinkman: uh-oh.

Oh, wow!

[ Grunts ]

[ Coughs ]

Ha ha ha!

He's letting all the frogs

Loose.

He's letting all the frogs

Loose!

Lumpus: ha ha!

Oh, yeah!

Lazlo: look!

Scoutmaster lumpus is giving up

His trophy to help the frogs!

Clam: liberation!

Lazlo: come on, guys!

Let's help!

[ Cheering ]

Well, there goes my

Trophy.

Hey, that's our frog!

Mincemeat, come back!

[ Screaming ]

Clam: freedom!

Freedom!

Hey, them frogs are stealing

Our hammie!

[ French accent ] we claim

This in the name of the

French resistance!

[ Tire squeal ]

Oh, h* h* h* h* h*!

This is my trophy!

Lazlo: that was great,

Scoutmaster lumpus!

Lumpus: lazlo, what just

Happened?

Lazlo: your conscience took

Over and you freed the frogs.

A deal's a deal.

Here are your keys back.

Lumpus: uh.

Lazlo, let's walk home.

Lazlo: I know a shortcut.

Lumpus: I know a great field

We can leap through.

Raj: sounds good!

[ Ribbit ]

[ High-pitched

Whine ]

[ Crash ]

Helen, look what

Fell through

The roof!

It's a sign from

The heavens of

Male superiority.

Helen: that's

Nice, stanley.

Can you take out

The garbage now?

[ Whistle blows ]

Um...

Yeah.

Okay.

[ Toot ]

[ Bugle plays ]

Attention, campers!

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo!"

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp ♪

♪ And turned it upside-down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

[ Yodeling ]

[ Crack! ]

Lumpus: [ humming ]

You going to tell me what you

Want, or are you just going to

Stare?

Slinkman: it's laundry day,

Sir.

Lumpus: cancel it!

Slinkman: no can do.

You've canceled it so many times

That there's only one page left

In the calendar.

Lumpus: oh, really?

Let me see.

Uh-huh.

Hmm.

Aah!

Don't be a sucker, slinky.

Laundry is the biggest waste of

Time there is.

Why, if it weren't for the

Laundry, we'd have time to solve

World hunger and invent

Time travel.

Slinkman: or sleep all day on

A lawn chair?

Lumpus: oh, okay!

[ Snoring ]

Slinkman: and what about the

Children?

They've been wearing the same

Filthy clothes for weeks.

Lumpus: well, when I'm

Feeling less than fresh, I

Simply turn my clothes

Inside-out and let the breeze

Clean them.

[ Rumbling ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Clamoring ]

Slinkman: easy does it, sir.

We'll just set you down right

Here.

Now, was that so bad?

I know what will cheer you up.

How about putting on a nice pair

Of clean socks fresh from the

Dryer?

Would you like that?

Ha ha.

I thought you would.

Huh.

There's only one sock in here.

You must have lost the rest at

The laundromat.

Well, one's better than none,

I always say.

[ Lumpus yelling ]

[ Pots clattering ]

[ Glass breaking ]

Lumpus: "my dear slinkman,

In light of recent events,

I'm running off to the woods to

Live my life free from laundry's

Tyranny.

Adios, compadre.

Every your friend, lumpy."

Oh, pickles!

That's not coming off anytime

Soon.

Morning.

Raj: morning.

Lumpus: notice anything...

Unusual?

Raj: well, I don't normally

Have this much shoe with my

Eggs.

No, no, no.

Not eggs, legs.

Look at my legs!

Anything stand out?

Lazlo: oh, my gosh!

Your ankles!

Lumpus: what about them?

Lazlo: isn't it obvious?

They're gorgeous.

It's a shame you have to hide

Them under those socks.

Lumpus: yes, that is a shame.

Well...

I am either a lunatic or the

Greatest genius the world has

Ever known.

Ahem!

Afternoon, all.

Hey!

Hi.

Hey!

Edward: I know you don't

Know, but I really don't know.

I agree.

We really don't know.

I know you know...

Lazlo: aagh!

Look at lumpus!

Lumpus: what?!

What are you looking at?

Lazlo: ugh!

Your uniform!

Lumpus: what about it?

Lazlo: I didn't know it came

In leather.

Clam: can I get one?

Lumpus: iam a genius!

Now, listen up, beans,

Say goodbye to those cotton-poly

Prisons called clothes.

Today, we break the

Time-wasting, soul-crushing

Cycle of wash,

Wear, and repeat.

For i, algonquin c. Genius, have

Invented a uniform that can be

Worn around the clock and never

Needs washing.

[ Cheering ]

Lumpus: who wants to try

One on?

Edward: does it have to be a

Bean scout uniform?

Lumpus: not at all.

Choose any style you like.

[ Laughing ]

Huh?

Ugh.

[ Clamoring ]

Mister, what in bob's bingo

Is going on here?

Lumpus: uh, what does it

Look like?

Like a bunch of folks wearing

Paint instead of clothes.

What colors do you have?

Lumpus: and that should

About do it.

Oh, man!

That's perfect.

Lumpus: kiss those

Dry-cleaning bills goodbye.

Do you have any bicycle

Paint?

Oh, man!

I am telling all my friends

About this!

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Cheering ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

Thanks to our guest of honor,

Laundry is a thing of the past.

[ Cheering ]

I love you, lumpus!

And now we have unlimited

Fashion choices and tons of

Extra free time!

So, I've finally been able to

Hit the gym.

And I've invented

Time travel!

It's something I always wanted

To do, I just never had the

Time.

[ Machine humming ]

Ooh!

It's the exalted one!

All hail the exalted one!

The exalted one!

Lumpus: why, thank you!

Uh, who are you?

Oh, we're from the future.

Where you are worshipped

Throughout the universe.

Lumpus: oh, you don't say.

By freeing us from laundry,

You gave us time to solve world

Hunger.

And civilization has enjoyed

A millennium of prosperity

And enlightenment.

We're here to watch the

Historic dedication of your

Statue.

Lumpus: statue? What statue?

We brought it back with us.

[ Machine hums ]

[ Cheering ]

The statue contains the

Unwashed uniforms of the

Exalted one's original

Followers.

It's the last load of dirty

Laundry in recorded history.

Come on, exalted one,

Say a few words.

[ Chanting "speech, speech" ]

Lumpus: let me just start by

Saying how surprised I am.

Surprised you haven't honored me

Sooner.

I mean, I've been telling people

That I'm a genius for years!

But, what-evs.

I'm not here to point fingers.

There are some people I'd like

To thank for helping me.

[ Thunder rumbles ]

Oh, no, wait!

I did it all myself!

[ Laughing ]

Yes, me -- the exalted one --

Worshipee of the universe.

[ Laughing ]

Aagh!

Uh, hey!

He's nak--

[ All gasp ]

Now what are we gonna do?

We destroyed all our clothes!

Lumpus: oh, but is that bad?

It's a disaster!

And you're a crazy person.

We never should have listened to

You.

[ Jeering ]

Lumpus: [ gasps ]

No!

Well...

There goes the future.

Hey, I'm starving.

Let's grab a bite.

Quick!

Let's get them clothes on!

Ugh!

They stink!

Well, they haven't been

Washed in a thousand years!

Thanks a lot, genius!

[ Yelling ]

[ Siren approaches ]

Uh-uh, uh-uh!

That's him, officer!

That's the bad moose who locked

Me in the closet all summer

And stole my job as scoutmaster!

He fooled all of you.

He's an imposter, a fake,

And worse, he is no scoutmaster

Of camp kidney!

All: what?!

Lumpus: yeah, so?!

What are you doing?

Wait --

[ Stammering ]

Get your hands off of me!

I'll get you for this, cow.

Steer!

Lumpus: I'm a genius,

And I'll --

[ Siren ]

[ Muffled ] I'm a genius!

Lazlo: bye,

Scoutmaster lumpus!

Get some rest!

Boy, what a happy ending.

Edward: lazlo, we're standing

In prickly pines naked,

And the moose we thought was our

Scoutmaster just got hauled off

As a deranged lunatic to a

Funny farm.

Lazlo: yeah!

What a great summer!

Whoo!

I can't wait for next year.

Okay.

I think it just officially got

To the point where it can't get

Any weirder.

[ High-pitched

Whine ]

[ Crash ]

Helen, look what

Fell through

The roof!

It's a sign from

The heavens of

Male superiority.

Helen: that's

Nice, stanley.

Can you take out

The garbage now?

[ Whistle blows ]

Um...

Yeah.

Okay.

[ Toot ]