(alarm blaring)
(lever squeaks)
(electricity crackles)
(fire crackles)
(gentle instrumental music)
Baby, don't you know how it feels
Baby, don't you know how it feels
Was it forever
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Was it forever
Yeah, yeah
I'm a m*rder*r
Guilty of k*lling time
But everybody's doing it
Call it time genocide
This might be wrong, but I
gotta say that I'm all right
I'm all right
I know I can't fly
I'm afraid of the sea
But I won't make you wait
I'ma kiss you through the screen
Through the screen
Baby, don't you know how it feels
Was it forever
Forever
Yeah, yeah
I'm impatient due to
my millennial desire
Find me rushing words when
I find love is on the line
Believe it to know where
to turn to the lesson
When I finally find one of my kind
I'm sending you virtual
chocolates and flowers
Please don't go outside
The love with your mind
Today for like two weeks ago
Yesterday, a year
Impossible to estimate the
day when you'll be here
And now I'm kept of
an agoraphobic's dream
Baby, don't you know how it feels
Baby, don't you know how it feels
Was it forever
Whoa, I can't wait forever
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(laptop rings)
Morgan?
- Are you sleeping?
- I was.
Well, wake up. It's 3:00 PM.
Yeah, well, nothing
else was going on, so...
Go find something to do.
How's your new outfit coming along?
Amazing, (in Spanish).
(in Spanish), lazy a*s.
How's Arthur doing?
I don't know, (in Spanish).
Fine, I guess.
What do you mean, you guess?
I don't know, we haven't talked much.
Actually, I haven't seen him
since this whole quarantine began.
Well, that's why we have
these things called phones.
Don't you miss him?
Yeah, it's lonely without him.
Where's the passion, woman?
Been together five years and
you're probably more excited
about going to the (in Spanish).
That sounds really good right about now.
Don't detract from the point.
(in Spanish)
He's got a good job.
Mom likes him.
Were you describing the love of your life
or reading off a checklist from Cosmo?
Whatever. How's Charlie anyway?
Charlie's doing great, Candelita.
How are you doing?
Hanging in there.
Well, we miss you over here.
I miss you too.
Is she driving you nuts already?
No, not at all.
This has been like a vacation.
Except you never leave your house.
Tell me about it.
I wanna get outta here right about now.
Well, if you do go out,
be sure to wear mask.
Oh, I'm not leaving
here until this clears up.
That's even better.
Well, ladies, I'm off to slay the dragon.
Hey, don't as*ault my sister.
(in Spanish).
Is that code for...
- Skyrim.
- The Skyrim.
Yup, playing it again for the 100th time.
Dude, if it makes him happy...
Speaking of which, make
sure you're doing stuff
to keep yourself happy during all this.
Oh, I am.
Scrolling through social media
all day long does not count.
- Show yourself some love.
- I am.
When was the last time you showered?
I don't know.
What day is it?
(in Spanish)
If you even have to ask, it's time.
I can smell you from here.
Anyway, I'm off.
I'm gonna check out
this tiger show everyone's talking about.
Say hi to Mrs. Baskin.
And think about what I said.
Yes, I will.
Bye.
- (in Spanish)
(soft instrumental music)
(in Spanish).
Oh, someone's not following
quarantine, is she?
A little squatting action,
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, Phil, get it, get it.
Oh, these f*ck.
(soft instrumental music)
Self-love, huh?
(vibrator buzzes)
Hey. (vibrator buzzes)
(Morgan grunts)
(laptop rings)
You kidding me?
(in Spanish)
Hello?
I can't see anything.
Ah, you gotta turn on your video, Mom.
[Mom] Hello?
- Hello?
- Camera.
(in Spanish)
Ah, ah, okay, okay, okay.
Hold, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, can you hear me now?
Yes, I can hear you.
Just, I can see you too, back up.
Oh, oh, sorry.
- Like better?
- Yeah, better.
Hey sweetie, how are you doing?
I'm good, what's up?
Well, I just wanted to check
in, see what you're up to.
Are you still ogling Phil?
I'm not ogling.
I just don't understand
how you can spend all day
watching other people's lives.
It's like we've just turned
into a world of voyers.
It's nothing new, Ma.
It just helps k*ll time.
It's not healthy.
You should be using this
time for yourself, honey.
Read a book, take up a
new hobby, or something.
I know, but that would
require motivation,
which I'm currently out of.
It's just a funk.
I'm sure it'll pass.
Maybe it's time to look for a new job.
I like my job.
It's not a career though.
You didn't go to the university
to become a bartender.
Oh, we've been over this.
I tried the whole 9:00 to 5:00 thing
and it was absolutely soul crushing.
I'd rather slit my wrist
than work a desk job
for the next 30 years.
Besides, you know that
bartending gives me time
to work on my cosplay.
That's where your real talent is.
You should have taken that opportunity
when you had the chance.
Yeah, it was in California.
And?
And that's 3,000 miles away.
I can't ask Arthur to relocate.
Why not?
Because it wouldn't be fair to him.
You can't sacrifice your
dreams for someone else.
It's just a recipe for disaster.
I'm not. Besides, I have my Instagram.
That gives me a creative outlet.
I don't think you're gonna
be dressing up like Belle
when you're 50.
Well, when I'm 50, I
can dress up as the Beast.
Come on, Morgan, get serious.
Honey, you need to start
thinking about your future.
I'm working on it.
You're just so talented.
I hate to see you not putting
your skills to better use.
You should be working
in television or films.
Yeah, Mom, I wish.
Well, do something about it.
You're more than capable.
I just worry about you, honey.
You don't need to worry.
I'm fine; I'll survive.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'll leave you alone.
You know where to find
me if you need me, right?
(in Spanish)
[Mom] Love you, honey. Take care.
(mid-tempo upbeat music)
Oh, it could be sweet, sweet,
sweet, sweet on your lips
Like pop rocks
Oh, like pop rocks, hey
And honey, I need, I need,
I need, I need your sugar kick
Like pop rocks
Oh, like pop rocks
It's our nostalgia
It's candy kiss defied
Candy kiss defied
Candy kiss
And we're fantastic
Social distancing. So come over
Call you mine
Hello, hello, hello.
Guess what I'm doing?
I'm making ramen
It's ramen
Oh, oh, it's ramen
So sexy, I know.
Here we go, guys.
It's my grandma's recipe.
Yeah, check it.
I know, looks stellar, huh?
I don't know about you guys,
but I could use some tacos right about now
'cause this is getting old.
Anyway, let me know in the
comments what you're having.
"My so sexy?"
Come on, dude, grammar.
(Morgan laughs)
Funny, but no.
"Bobs and vagene, baby."
I think not, my friend.
Ew, dude, Don't send me child porn.
All right, people, we're getting somewhere.
Yes, oh, coming down.
Yeah, I need a little help over here.
On your left, yes, okay.
Move it, people, move it.
(in Spanish)
Yeah, oh, yeah, okay, oh, yes.
We did it! Woohoo, yes!
GG team, so good.
Thank you guys so much for
watching and for playing.
Quarantine's been good
so far, not gonna lie.
Been gaming a ton, eating some snacks,
Netflix and chilling, alone.
You know how it goes.
And today we have one
lucky winner of the raffle.
Saying hello is the lovely Louisa.
Hello, how are you?
Oh my God, Morgan.
It's so good to see you.
It was such a close game.
So what part of the
world are you in right now?
I'm in Ulmen, Germany.
Oh my God, guys, she's
in Germany, that's amazing.
Thank you, how cool.
So are you alone in quarantine?
What's going on?
No, my husband is here.
Come say hi.
We're playing together sometimes.
Oh, hello, you're so cute.
Oh, I love the onesie.
Yeah, everyone should have a Murloc.
So thank you for having me.
[Morgan] Oh, (in foreign language).
- Bye.
- Bye.
Said I'm okay
Please don't pity me
Please don't look at me that way
Say the odds
Oh, are never on our side
(laptop rings)
- Hey.
- Hey.
I was just calling to say goodnight.
You seemed a little bit...
What are you doing?
Kegels, you gotta like tighten your...
I know what kegels are,
but why are you doing them?
I don't know.
I read somewhere that it helps keep stuff
in shape down there, you know?
What makes you think that you...
Oh, my sister.
Never mind. You do you, okay?
Are you sure you're okay?
Even Mom said you seem a little off.
Yes, I'm fine.
You guys don't have
anything to worry about.
Hold on. You left this here.
Yes, I was looking for that.
(in Spanish)
Well, it depends.
Are we talking red state
or blue state laws?
- What's Florida?
- Purple.
What does that mean?
I don't think the cops
are gonna come busting
down your door for it,
but I wouldn't go waving
it around in public either.
Well, if I go down, you're
coming with me, missy.
(in Spanish)
It's just cannabis.
- You mean cannabis.
- Whatever.
Remember not everybody were lucky enough
to come to the states with Papi
and learn perfect little English
and perfect little accents, okay?
I'm just trying to help.
Anyway, you should try some.
There's also a little
something-something extra in there.
What's the extra?
A tiny hint of DMT.
Isn't that the sh*t Joe
Rogan's always talking about?
Yep, it'll blow your mind.
[Charlie] Elena, (in Spanish).
- Your man's calling.
- I'm coming.
Ooh, (in Spanish).
You look awesome.
[Elena] You like it?
I love it.
Now go, you little trollop. Sleep tight.
Well, I would say the same,
but it looks like you're working on that.
Bye.
To all my followers,
don't forget to like, to share.
Know what I'm saying?
Hey, friendos, I've
been working on a new song
and I wanna show you what I got so far.
All right, here we go.
(upbeat acoustic music)
Something like that.
(relaxed upbeat music)
(vibrator buzzes)
(Morgan moans)
(phone rings)
(Morgan moans)
Hate that I got you right
One way out now
Hope it ends with a sweet surprise
'Cause I part lies way then I'll
So after you've put a little tiny bit on,
you're supposed to go in little circles.
Like this, yeah.
Just really lightly.
Yeah, until you fall asleep.
Cool, so now that we have the face on,
I like to go straight to this guy,
but most makeup people will
tell you that's not correct.
So we do it like this and
then you watch them go,
"I don't want so much."
And lightly rose little cheeks
'cause gal doesn't need a lot, you know?
And I like to do it on the top too, yeah.
(in Spanish)
(in Spanish)
(gentle acoustic music)
(Morgan sobs)
No more fake fantasy
I got no modesty
Listen to my body rock
This is what you wanna see, see
Want you to tidy up
He ain't no warrior
Listen to my body rock
This is what you wanna see, see, yeah
"It's over, Anakin."
"I have the high ground."
"You underestimate my power."
"Don't try it."
(Morgan grunts)
(phone rings)
All right, guys.
To be continued.
Hey, hey, hey, stranger.
Hey babe, how's it going?
I am good.
Just got out of a boring conference call,
but that's all right, I guess.
I've been trying to reach you.
Oh yeah, I've been busy.
It's good that you can still work
- from home.
- I guess.
How'd the visit go with
the children's hospital?
That was today, right?
Yeah, it was so good.
It was also really sad.
I was talking to this little girl
whose parents actually died
trying to cross the border.
I mean, that was their first mistake.
I think they were actually trying
to get her medical attention
'cause she has this really rare condition.
- It's super sad.
- I'm sure.
That is, I'm, yeah, I, it is sad.
I just wish that they would
come in the right way, you know?
Then maybe, I don't know,
maybe things would be
different if they did that.
You know what I mean?
Well, I really miss those kids.
[Arthur] I bet they miss you too.
Did they give you any idea
when you're gonna be able
- to be let in or whatever?
- No clue.
They're taking this
lockdown pretty seriously.
I know. This is stupid.
There's so many people that are
just freaking out right now.
It's fake news.
There's like, I think 12 people, 12.
Like 12 cases nationwide.
And I really feel that this thing's
just gonna like disappear in a month
and we're gonna feel pretty stupid.
Yeah, but people are
actually dying from this.
You know that, right?
Well, I don't know that,
but I also know that people die every day,
and you can't shut down the economy
because a few people get sick, you know?
Hey, do you want to see my new cosplay?
Wow, okay, yes, please, show me.
Are you gonna do another superhero
or what are you thinking?
Not quite. I'm gonna try something new
and kind of pull myself
out of my comfort zone.
Ready?
Ta-da!
It's Mercy from Overwatch.
Yeah, cool.
Where is the rest of it?
Well, she's not done yet.
I can see that it's not done yet.
I'm just, are you planning
on wearing something underneath it?
No, what do you mean?
You don't think it shows
just a little too much?
I mean, it shows a little
more skin than I'm used to,
- but...
- A bit?
I think it's cute and sexy.
And I think it looks slutty.
What?
I show more at the beach.
That is different and you know it.
Seriously, I know you.
I know you, and I know how you care about
what people think about you,
and I just don't think you
want to be wearing something
that's gonna attract all
the wrong kind of attention.
You know what I mean?
I don't, I don't think
there's anything wrong with it.
I think I'd feel beautiful in it.
I, I do not doubt that you
would feel beautiful in it,
but that, something like
that is designed only
for supermodels who only eat kale.
It's not made for...
I don't want you to
embarrass yourself, okay?
I'm looking out for you.
Please do us a favor and
have a little bit of modesty.
Anyway, I wanted to talk
to you about something.
I am wondering if you want to
go with me on a little trip
to Tennessee to go hunting
with me and my brother.
We're looking at doing it the weekend,
one weekend in October.
I can't remember.
Hunting, huh?
What weekend in October?
I am looking right now.
I think we, yeah, the weekend of the 10th.
Oh, could it be the weekend before
- or after?
- No.
It's like the only weekend that my brother
and I's schedules line up for
like six months or something.
Why?
Nothing, it's just that same weekend
is New York Comic-Con.
Remember, I got invited to showcase?
Yeah, I, I remember that.
There's like a New York,
there's a lot of 'em right?
Is it, you can, you can just
skip that one though, right?
Well, it would mean a lot for me to go.
And this means a lot to me,
so I don't know which
one's more of a big deal,
spending time with me or silly
people in silly costumes?
You know I work weeks on
end making those costumes.
And besides, Comic-Con's the only place
that I actually feel like I can be myself.
And I'm finally starting to
get some recognition, you know?
It'd just, it'd just mean a lot
if I wouldn't have to pass it up.
I know. I know all of the...
I love you.
I think it's great for
what you do for the kids.
I know how hard you work.
I know how hard it is to make good cosplay
because it's super hard
to get boobs and a wig.
How can you say that?
I'm... It's the truth, babe, come on.
You're a pretty girl that
likes video games and anime.
They love you, okay?
They're gonna ask you back.
Just, just do that.
Get them to invite you to the next one.
Because that's not how it works.
They don't just hand out invites.
They handed one out to you.
And I, I'll go to the
next one with you, okay?
That's a fair trade.
Deal?
- Sure.
- Thank you.
Sounds like a plan.
I'll grab the tickets right now.
Okay, I gotta go, babe.
Okay, I love you.
Love you too.
(gentle acoustic music)
Try my best to hide my heart
It seems there walls
crumble as I fall apart
Seamlessly seeming like I'm okay
Hiding emotions 'cause
they just get in the way
Lost entirely
Trying to find what
makes me me in this world
I'm a living it
Feeling broken
Hey, friendos, I did not sleep,
but I did add this rad sax part.
I hope you like it.
(smooth saxophone music)
(Morgan laughs)
That's it so far.
More coming soon.
"Thank you for being
an inspiration, Emrys.
"You rock, pew-pew."
Yo, yo, what up, my good people?
How's it going?
I just wanted to check in to see
who is going to New York
Comic-Con this year.
I'm trying to figure out if
it's worth it or not, you know.
Comment if you're going or if
you'd like to see me there.
All right, TTFN.
(soft music)
- Hi, Elena.
- Have we reached
that stage in our relationship
where clothing is optional?
Oh, we've seen each other naked before.
Yeah, but that's typically
in-between putting something else on.
Well, I am bored as f*ck
and I'm having a naked day,
so deal with it.
I see. What's the occasion?
Because I can.
As good a reason as any, I guess.
You look like one of those
Renaissance paintings.
(in Spanish)
"Draw me like one of
your French girls, Jack."
Oh, I see you're handling isolation well.
Like a boss.
Oh, you're getting old.
No one says "Like a boss" anymore.
Are you braiding your pubes?
I'm petting them.
I haven't had hair down
there in like 10 years.
It's kind of fun.
(in Spanish)
You ever wish we were back in college?
Oh God, no.
I still have nightmares
about being in class
for a test I didn't study for.
Why?
Do you?
I mean, not class per se.
I actually hated class,
but friends and band,
the feeling of freedom.
I don't know, like the idea
that our future was wide open
and we could do whatever we wanted.
I kind of miss that.
(in Spanish)
(in Spanish)
And I haven't given them a
second thought, you know?
And now you've got nothing better to do.
Exactly. - [Elena] How are you feeling?
I mean, I'm good right now,
but I think I'm masturbating too much.
Is that even possible?
I'm talking constantly,
like all the time,
and it's not even 'cause I'm horny.
I mean, of course I am,
but it's mostly for the
dopamine when I'm sad.
And how often is that?
(Morgan moans) (rock music)
My finger is permanently pruned.
(in Spanish)
(Morgan laughs)
You're the one who told
me I needed self-love.
And that's not exactly what I meant.
Morgan, what exactly is bringing you down?
I don't know.
I just get sad.
Doesn't that ever happen to you?
Not without a reason.
But tell me, what's on your mind?
Anything, everything. I just feel stuck.
Like the world is passing me by
and I'm hopeless to do anything about it.
I'm not where I wanna be.
What do you mean?
Well, for starters, I
have a degree I'm not using,
so that's 80K down the drain.
And everyone just looks happy all the time.
But that's how social
media is, you know that.
You don't see things for
what they really are.
I know, you're right.
Everyone my age right now
is like getting married
or traveling, or having kids.
And then there's me.
Everybody's journey is different.
I know, but I like those
other journeys better right about now.
Well, then do something about it.
Do something each day that makes you happy,
something that you're not already doing.
It's easier said than done.
I guess I could watch a movie.
What's your favorite movie?
Well, that, "Revenge of the Sith."
Oh, how could I forget?
Ewan McGregor is such a cutie.
Yeah, he's fine, but Hayden Christensen's
where it's at, total hottie.
You always had a thing for the bad boys.
I would follow him to
the dark side for sure.
Doesn't he choke out his wife in the end?
Yeah, he could force choke me any day.
You're so f*cked up.
Could you think of something less dark?
I have "It's a Wonderful Life."
That's supposed to be a happy movie.
No, that f*cking movie sucks.
What are you talking about?
It's a classic.
Yeah, classic garbage.
We watched that movie
a ton when we were kids.
It gives out entirely the wrong message.
How so?
Okay, what's, the main
guy, what's his name?
- George.
- George, right.
He spends his whole life doing things
for others instead of himself, right?
- And that's bad?
- Nope.
What's bad is that he sacrifices
his own dreams and hopes
because he's too busy helping
others instead of himself.
He wanted to travel the
world and build skyscrapers,
but instead he stays home
and takes over his dad's failing business.
He wanted to go to college,
but instead he gives some
money to his brother.
He even marries a woman
he's not that interested in,
but for some reason she likes him
and he doesn't want her to be alone.
Then when he's ready to k*ll himself
because he's so freaking
miserable, and rightfully so,
his guardian angel comes and says,
"Oh, but you help so many people,"
"so that means you lived a wonderful life,"
disregarding his feelings altogether.
What kind of BS is that?
And to make matters worse,
the movie is pushing for
this selflessness narrative,
while at the same time
contradicting itself.
How?
Why did the angel help George?
To get his wings?
Exactly, to get his wings.
Not because it was the right thing to do,
but because he would benefit from it.
So yeah, f*cking angel was
another one in the long line
of people who abuse George
for their own admissions.
Oh man, you just ruined Christmas for me.
Good, f*ck that movie.
f*ck it in its stupid face.
Wow, shots fired.
Guess I struck a nerve.
I just hate that living for someone else
is always seen as a virtue.
Morgan, you can't take care of anyone else
unless you have taken care of yourself.
Jeez, even the airlines got it right.
"You put your mask on first,"
"then you help others."
Touche.
Hey Morganites, it's Groundhog Day.
Yeah, does anyone feel
like it's the same day over
and over and over again?
Me too. Well, they say it's gonna be done
by the end of April, so there's that.
Just wanted to send you some love
and we're all in this together.
Stay safe, wear a mask.
All that jazz.
Two, and two, ready and
I can't say you know
I can't lie about it
I can't talk to anyone so
All I do is write about it
I can't see you anymore
Oh, he's cute.
Play bed so
Can't speak so
All I do is write about it
I can't contain it
I can't explain it
Can't talk to anyone so
All I do is write about it
(upbeat instrumental music)
(laptop rings)
Looks like I'm already doing it.
Nope, the Hermit card means you need
to shut out your world
and go within for a bit.
Here's the other two I pulled.
What, am I gonna die now?
Real nice cards you pulled, Elenita.
Well, it depends on how you look at it.
The Tower is your world crumbling down.
That's supposed to make me feel better?
Well, you know,
sometimes in order for you
to get what you truly desire,
you need to strip away all the things that,
that are not working
for you, so maybe, yeah.
I think it's a good thing.
What about the Grim Reaper-looking chick?
That's supposed to be good too?
Look closer. She's pregnant.
So yeah, I mean death
means the end of something,
but it also means the
beginning of something new.
You know how embarrassing
it is getting advice
from my little sister all the time?
Let it, I'm an old soul.
(in Spanish)
(in Spanish)
I got something for you. (computer dings)
Elena?
Hello?
Hello, beautiful beings, and
welcome back to the channel.
My name is Debbie, and
today I want to talk to you
about one of the most important topics
in the entire universe: love.
But not just the kind of love
we have for other people.
Oh, blah, blah, blah.
Spiritual hippie bullshit.
I think this will help more.
(Morgan laughs)
Pick it up bunch 'cause
I'm about to lose a touch
Reach all you want, sir
That's what I'm about one
'Cause I'm a girl who
needs to be respected
A little demented
Don't give me the keys
Unleash it all
You know what I want
Gonna want twice as all
I gotta be oh my God
Whatever
Whatever
I lost my faith forever
Forever and ever
Return the favor
Your thrill is shattered
sh**t yourself
sh**t yourself
sh**t your mini and sh**t yourself
sh**t yourself
sh**t yourself
sh**t your mini and sh**t yourself
Yeah
Whatever
Whatever
I lost my faith forever
Forever and ever
Giving you a little Tae Bo kickboxing.
(phone rings)
Boo, oh my God. (Morgan laughs)
You're not my sister.
- I'm not.
- Going down, Charlie Brown.
Word on the street is
you've been feeling down.
I'm fine, really.
Are you though?
Been better, I've been worse.
Oh, that's a big no.
Is it really that obvious?
I feel like I've got this
giant sign on my forehead
that says "Not all right."
You have been doing a
really good job hiding it,
but you and your sister have the same tell
when it comes to things bothering you.
Well, at least I could
teach you something.
Not anything Arthur would notice though.
Well, that's good.
Last thing I want is a
pity party for Morgan.
Candelita, listen, I'm
not here for that, okay?
The main reason why I'm
here is to tell you a story.
(in Spanish)
(in Spanish)
Okay, story time.
Once upon a time... (Morgan snores)
Once upon a time, I was with somebody else,
and in retrospect, I shouldn't have been.
To everybody else, it was
the perfect relationship.
The problem wasn't that I didn't love her.
The real problem was that
I wasn't in love with her.
You know what I mean?
I wanted to break free.
I wanted out, but at the
same time I was afraid.
Besides, I didn't want it her to be alone
and I didn't want to hurt her.
Before I knew it, a decade was gone.
- Damn.
- Yeah, goodbye my twenties.
So how'd you finally
get the courage to leave?
I had a dream that she was pregnant,
and when I woke up, I felt nauseous.
- Oh sh*t.
- Yeah, yeah.
It's hard, and there's no
turning back after that.
I couldn't keep telling myself
that things were going to
get better when the thought
of the woman I'm with having a
kid made me want to throw up.
You think?
So I, I ended up things
pretty shortly after that.
How'd she take it?
Oh, she stalked me for a while,
used my bank records to find where I was,
threatened and harassed women I was dating,
and she even tried to get
me fired a couple of times.
Looks like she handled it well.
At the end, everything worked out well
'cause I made the decision to change.
That led me to your sister.
Elena is so lucky to have you.
- It's mutual.
- You know,
I've never seen her as
happy as she is with you.
Well, and if I can tell you something,
when I met her, it was magic.
To this day, I actually
melt when I hear her voice.
(Morgan gags)
I think I just gagged in my mouth.
Well, I see.
Look, all I'm trying to tell
you is I want the same for you
'cause you deserve it.
- Oh, guys.
- Oh my God.
I love you.
I'm sorry I was spying, but...
Oh, that's so sweet though.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, he was just being a good guy.
He does that.
- Baby.
- Oh, go get a room.
(gentle acoustic music)
"Hello there." - "General Kenobi."
Yes. (Morgan laughs)
Are you actually shaving?
Wait, expecting company, huh?
Nah, it wasn't really gonna last anyway.
Just bored, you know?
I was digging the Sasquatch look.
Really?
Not me. I don't know how
dudes do it all the time.
I just felt oily and gross,
and I could really do
without the added scent.
Is the bush going too?
I'm afraid so.
You know, at the beginning
it was kind of cool.
All sort of primal and sexy,
but then I just got tired of feeling
like I was smuggling a Wookie in my pants.
You know, I think the Greeks
were really onto something.
[Elena] How so?
Smooth skin is divine.
So have you watched the video I sent?
Kinda, maybe, not really.
Morgan (in Spanish),
you have to watch it.
[Morgan] Why?
Promise me you will. It'll help.
[Charlie] (in Spanish)
(in Spanish)
No, no, no, no, no.
Sister time, go away.
[Charlie] Okay, I love you.
I got a question for you.
[Elena] (in Spanish).
How did you know that
Charliecito was the one?
Ooh, well, I don't know.
It's one of those things.
You know when you know.
Yeah, but what does that mean?
It's just a feeling, I guess. Intuition.
That you found your equal.
Someone you wanna share your life with.
Someone you can be yourself with.
And when we're together,
it's like no one else exists.
It's hard to explain,
but he feels like home.
- Sounds nice.
- Yeah, it is.
The age difference,
that never bothered you?
No, why would it?
I don't know.
'Cause of what people might think?
I don't give a f*ck
what other people think.
I know there's something hanging around
Can you feel it
You said hello, hello
Came here to cry
You said
Running around inside a complex lie
(upbeat synth music)
Desperate times call
for desperate measures.
(upbeat synth music)
Do I hold you closer
Do we cross that line
'Cause you give me what
is usually give you mine
Do we live this special
Do we lose control
'Cause I gave you body and soul
Hello, hello, hello, hello, everybody.
How are y'all doing? Woop-woop!
Hi, Macy Grove.
Hey, break the mold.
I, I miss you guys too.
Hope you're staying safe from the Rona.
As you see, I have resorted
to pizza in a towel.
I know, real glamorous.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's been a little lonely
here in Morgantown.
Yeah, I'm missing my man, Arthur.
Sending you love, babe.
Well, I have a new project that
I wanted to tell you about.
It's my new cosplay that I'm working on.
Kind of excited, but who
knows where I'm gonna get
to show it off because you know, the Rona.
This is concept art, okay?
So just bear with me.
I'm working on it.
(Morgan gasps)
Oh, f*ck. (phone falls)
(Morgan gasps) Oh, sh*t.
(phone beeps) (Morgan pants)
(Morgan laughs)
And then, my towel fell of, Mom.
(in Spanish)
Do you think they saw anything?
(in Spanish)
Well I'm glad you have
that sense of humor about it.
I'd be terrified.
Well, at first I was,
but then I was like,
"What the hell are you gonna do?
"It happened," you know?
Maybe I'll get some new followers.
Funny. You don't think you're gonna get
in any trouble, do you?
No, somebody would have to
report me for that to happen.
And my followers, they're not like that.
They cool, you know?
(phone beeps) Oof.
Oh God, bad timing.
Just an e-mail from work.
Hold on, Mom.
Well, that's good.
Maybe they're reopening soon.
"Due to the economic impact of COVID-19,
"we're sad to announce
that we've been forced
"to declare bankruptcy and
close our doors indefinitely.
"We thank all of our employers"
"for their hard work and dedication."
Oh man, guess I'm officially unemployed.
I'm sorry, honey.
You can come home if you want.
Oh God, I'm not ready for
that level of embarrassment.
I already feel like enough
of a failure as it is.
Are you kidding me?
Honey, I know it's not ideal.
No one wants to live with their parents,
but I just want you to know
that my door's always open.
Yeah, thanks, I really appreciate it,
but I just hope it
doesn't come down to that.
(phone beeps) What now?
- Oh, f*ck.
- What is it?
Mom, I gotta call you later, sorry.
- Don't forget to call...
- Bye.
sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
"Your recent activity goes
against our community guidelines."
Uh-uh.
"Your account has been disabled
for violating our terms."
f*ck you! This is bullshit!
Can you believe my account
got f*cking suspended?
For your strip tease?
Yeah, what else?
Some little must have reported me.
Can you believe it?
God, it was obviously a mistake.
Did they say for how long?
No, I can't post anything.
Apparently, I can see posts
and I can't comment though.
I don't know, it's confusing.
I need to write to them to
see what the f*ck is up.
Womp-womp. (Morgan sighs)
I'm sorry, but,
but I think you should
use the break anyway.
I can't take a break.
My followers expect to hear from me, Elena.
God, you don't understand.
Morgan (in Spanish), it's okay.
They'll manage.
This is so not cool.
What am I gonna do?
Well, maybe focus on yourself for a bit
instead of trying to please others.
I'm not trying to please others.
I'm not a baby.
I can take care of myself.
I don't need validation from other people.
That's not what I said.
I just think that your priorities
are a little bit mixed up, that's it.
Yeah, so easy for you to
say with your perfect life
and your, your little Charlie,
and quarantine's a vacation, remember?
Morgan, I think you're
not thinking clearly.
You should just take a moment.
You don't understand what it's like
to watch everybody succeed
while you go nowhere.
That's not what's happening.
This is a stressful time for everybody.
This is exactly what's happening.
It's like karma is biting me
in the a*s, like the universe
is just taking the biggest
f*cking dump on me.
Like no matter what I do, I just,
like nothing comes out correctly.
Like I can't, I can't do anything.
(in Spanish)
- This is not a soap opera.
- f*ck you.
I'm gonna figure this out on my own, okay?
I don't need your help.
Morgan, wait-(phone beeps)
(Morgan yells)
(door slams)
Come on, guys, what the f*ck's going on?
No, I'm the only pulling
my weight over here.
Could really use some help.
(game beeps)
Oh, f*ck, man, what the hell?
Morgan, what the sh*t?
No, what the sh*t you, man.
Exactly, what the sh*t?
I needed some help
and you guys were doing your own thing.
I don't understand what
the f*ck was going on.
We had a whole plan.
I was following the plan.
Dunny was following the plan.
You weren't following the plan.
No, you weren't
communicating properly, dude.
I was doing exactly what we said.
Morgan was doing Morgan's sh*t.
Oh, Morgan was doing her own thing.
Fine, I'm super selfish.
Yeah, go to town with that.
We were talking to you the whole time.
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Fine, I won't play with you guys anymore.
If that's what you want, fine.
Just go; I don't, I don't care.
Nah, dude, I don't wanna
play with you either, bye.
f*ck! (somber instrumental music)
(laptop rings)
Hey, hey babe.
What's going on?
Have you ever had one of those days
where everything just goes
wrong one thing after the other?
Yeah, why, what's going on?
How are you?
We all just got fired
from the restaurant.
What?
That sucks, babe.
I'm really sorry.
Is there anything I can do to...?
No, not really.
I don't know.
(in Spanish)
[Arthur] Hey, please,
please, don't do that.
Don't do that.
What?
Don't talk Mexican, okay?
It makes me sound, it
makes me sound ignorant.
Yeah, sorry, it's just, I'm freaked out.
I don't know what I'm gonna
do for money, you know?
Well, those stimulus
checks are coming, right?
So that's gonna be
$1,200 bucks or whatever,
so that should help.
Yeah, but you, you know
how expensive things are.
Like that's barely gonna
cover rent and then what.
Maybe I could sell my cosplays.
[Arthur] Do people actually do that?
Yeah, yeah, they sell
'em online, you know,
to other cosplayers.
Right, but I mean, I,
I guess what I'm trying
to figure is are yours good,
good enough to compete?
I don't know, maybe?
[woman] Hey, Sug?
Someone there with you?
What?
I thought I just heard somebody.
What are you talking about?
[woman] Arthur, come on, baby.
Is there a woman there with you?
Yeah, we talked about this.
My cousin came in.
She, she already booked her flights.
She couldn't cancel 'em so she had to come.
I texted you.
We know we talked about this.
I, I have to go.
Why are you being weird?
(Morgan gasps)
(Morgan screams)
(heart beats)
(Morgan sobs)
(gentle instrumental music)
(phone buzzes)
(gentle jazzy instrumental music)
(vibrator buzzes)
First, find some place comfortable.
We're going to do a simple meditation
where we focus on our breathing
and this is going to help
us ground our energy.
Okay, okay, Miss Debbie.
This is so stupid.
What else do you got?
We're going to do some mirror work,
so stand in front of a mirror
and look directly into your beautiful eyes.
Look into the windows to your soul.
(Morgan scoffs)
(Morgan sighs)
(Morgan gasps)
Morgan, don't be such
a child, just do it.
(Morgan shouts)
Hey, Neo, do you wanna see
what the influencers are up to?
Yes, yes, here we go.
Oh, God, what the f*ck, dude?
Who's even filming you, man.
What are you, like, "Hey bro,
I'm gonna do some squats."
"Come film my a*s."
Such a d*uche.
Oh, barf, we get it,
you're in love, f*ck off.
You had a baby.
How was childbirth?
Painful, as*h*le?
My God, what is she doing?
Duh, she's influencing.
You wanna see how she influences?
Don't you feel influenced now?
(Neo figurine thuds) f*ck.
Hey friendos, I got some
super exciting stuff...
Sorry, Emrys, I don't have time for this.
How are you always on vacation?
How do you even afford that?
Oh, now what you're not showing
is like how you have to f*ck
to keep the paychecks coming. (phone thuds)
(Morgan winces) f*ck.
I guess I like the
twisted plot we've created
I sacrifice sh*t so
you and I could make it
I wrote the scripts
You must join me on my yacht.
It's just splendiferous.
No, we just do island hopping.
That's our motto, you know?
No, that's just the media spreading rumors.
He's very down to earth, let me tell you.
Oh, I know what you're thinking.
Mm-hmm. I love it too.
#Living the dream.
Where should go next?
Ibiza, Monaco, Bali.
I can afford them all.
Bullshit, this, that, burrito.
Be generated
With pen in hand you
scribbled out something sacred
Starving for something
more than just surface data
Messed up on love and it ended
right down to the pavement
I guess I like the
twisted plot we've created
I sacrifice sh*t so
you and I could make it
I wrote the scripts so that
we both could lay naked
Like two starfish on a planet
that's just been invaded
Inhale real slowly
Air out here could be fatal
Blue lips, still thoughts don't slip
Not sure if we're safe here
The sky could swallow us
What do you think now, Arthur?
You're a joke, you're a f*cking joke.
It's a little too slutty for you, Arthur.
And I'm the problem, right?
I'm the one that's causing everything
'cause I'm so immature
and I'm such a child.
I'm too much for you to handle.
You made me feel like a f*cking
nut job, like I was crazy.
You can just go to hell, man.
I wrote the script so that
we both could lay naked
Like two starfish on a planet
that's just been invaded
No one's coming to save you.
(glass shatters)
How do we do this?
I talk to you or you talk to me?
Hey Morgan, 'sup?
It's been a while.
And what have you been...
I could really use some help right now.
I'm trying, I really am.
No matter what I do, it just doesn't work.
I just wanna be happy again.
I really need help, please.
Is anyone even there?
Is anyone listening?
Does anyone care?
I just need a sign
so that I know this isn't all bullshit.
Any good ideas?
No, that's what I thought.
Thanks for nothing.
Of course this isn't
working because I sound
like a crazy person
talking into the mirror.
(Morgan sobs)
What the f*ck is wrong with you?
Why are you such a failure?
All of your friends, they...
they have beautiful families
and careers and they bought houses.
And what do you have?
Nothing. Nothing!
(thunder outside)
Why?
Because of the choices that you've made.
You're a failure.
You just sit on your couch,
watch TV, eat f*cking snacks,
dress up, and live in the past.
(in Spanish)
(Morgan sobs)
Why do you think he cheated on you?
Why would anybody wanna be with you?
Do you even love him?
He's an as*h*le.
He's not even nice to you.
What's the point?
At least I, I had someone.
I, I had something, you know?
But for what?
For you show me to follow
me so they could just,
just see how happy you are?
Like my perfect little life and my,
my perfect little boyfriend?
(thunder outside)
(in Spanish)
I'm so stupid.
Just admit it.
Just say it.
I hate my life.
You're a fake.
You're a stupid fake and I you hate you.
I hate you.
(Morgan coughs)
I see the moon and the moon sees me.
The moon sees somebody I want to see.
God bless the moon and God bless me.
God bless somebody I want to see.
(tense music)
Oh, to be what we perceive and pretend
Comfortably a dream
it seems you live in
But when the camera's
off your smile has melted
Real life glow slowly starts to fade
Well, what's within is wrong without
And no amount of views could count
The desperate endless echoes you evade
(singer vocalizes)
(instrumental rock music)
The shadow
Your throat crush
The shadow
Full commencing
The shadow
And bring it out
(singer vocalizes)
(instrumental rock music)
(uplifting jazzy instrumental music)
(Morgan laughs)
I'm sorry I haven't always
been the best daughter.
What are you talking about, Morgan?
I just feel like
sometimes I disappoint you.
Oh Morgan, no.
I just want you to be happy, that's all.
I don't mean to pressure you, honey.
I know, it's just, it's hard, you know?
'Cause Elena's the one
that's got her sh*t together.
Elena's one of the fortunate ones.
She figured it out early.
I know, I'm happy for her.
I really am.
I just, I just miss Dad.
He would've been so proud
to see who you grow up to be.
What?
I literally have nothing.
It's not what you have.
It's who you are.
You're kind, loving, compassionate,
and extremely talented.
And whether you wanna believe it or not,
your sister looks up to you.
I don't see why.
Well, everything that you
see in her that you admire
are your qualities that she got from you.
You really think Papi
would be proud of me?
I know he would be.
He always said I looked
so beautiful dressed up.
He didn't mean only.
Morgan...
I'm good.
I really am.
I love you.
(gentle acoustic music)
(Debbie) The majority of the time,
the solution is to just
be okay with the emotion
that you're feeling and
allow it to percolate and,
and trickle and flow.
The more you're okay with
whatever you're feeling,
the easier it flows and it
allows your body to process.
I guess the message is be gentle with you,
be gentle with me, nurture yourself,
let the emotions flow and
be okay with them and...
Yeah, you're going to
write yourself a love note.
I want you to make it
as lengthy as you can.
The more challenging it is for you,
the more effective it's going
to be for you once you do it.
(phone beeps)
I'm suspended?
Oh, hey, Emrys.
Hey friendos, I finally
finished the song I've
been working on and I
wanted to give a shout out
to those who helped me get
through this crazy time.
You probably don't know.
I haven't really told anyone,
but I've been dealing with
some pretty gnarly depression
and there were some scary moments,
but your comments helped me get through it.
I guess it, it just helped,
it helped knowing that you believed in me
even when I didn't.
I love you all more than you'll ever know.
All right, enough of that mushy sh*t.
This is my song, "Complacency."
(upbeat acoustic music)
Complacency is my enemy
And nothing is the best of me
The rest of me is left to try
and rationalize and justify
Why am I stagnant
Placing spaces
Unacceptable position
Righteous peace
She embraces me
Longingly
She always gets the best of me
I've often tried
To break the ties
Brush aside the lies I hide behind
But every time I do I find
A wide divide shifts my drive
Receptive misconception
Has arrested me once again
Complacency
Please let go of me
(uplifting jazzy instrumental music)
[Morgan] What's up, Sammy?
Thanks for hopping on
today, man, good game.
How's everything going with you at home?
Oh, you know, it's been
tough, but getting through it.
How about you?
Pretty much the same.
I mean, a little downside.
I mean, I'll be celebrating my
28th birthday in quarantine,
so it'll just be me,
myself and I this year.
But I guess you gotta stay positive, right?
Oh man, happy early birthday.
If you can celebrate with your family.
How are they anyway, good?
I mean, we've been better.
I mean, my dad got laid off
and my mom is not doing
so good health-wise,
but you know, I mean, we
take it one day at a time.
Yeah, that's all you can do, right?
- Yeah.
- Hey, it was,
it's really good seeing you, Sammy.
Let's, let's play soon again, yeah?
We'll do that, but take
care of yourself, huh?
Later, man. You're
gonna be okay, yeah
You're gonna be okay, yeah
You're gonna be okay, yeah
You're gonna be okay, yeah
You're gonna be okay, yeah
You're gonna be okay, yeah
You're gonna be okay, yeah
You're gonna be okay, yeah
You're gonna be okay, yeah
In the dark I chase the light
Oh, people, we all cry
But we'll be okay
We'll be okay
In the midst of all this struggle
We shake in our hearts
But go be okay
We'll be okay
You've taken all you can
so lose yourself tonight
I hear the pounding drums
I hear your heart tonight
And I'll
I'll leave it on the midnight train
And I'll
I'll leave it on the midnight train
You're gonna be okay, yeah
Yeah, you're gonna be okay
You're gonna be okay
Yeah, you're gonna be okay
Yeah, you're gonna be okay
Yeah, you're gonna be okay
You're gonna be okay
Yeah, you're gonna be okay
Hollow eyes might find say
Oh, people, we all cry
We'll be okay
We'll be okay
I know it seems impossible
- Morgan's alive.
- She is alive indeed.
Ay, Elenita, (in Spanish).
I shouldn't have taken
everything out on you like that.
(in Spanish)
I wasn't even mad.
I was worried about you though.
I almost drove all the way to your place,
but Charlie convinced
me to leave you alone.
Yeah, he was right.
I was figuring some sh*t out.
Are you okay now?
You look better.
I finally watched your videos.
And?
And it turns out the hippies
might be onto something.
In all seriousness, they
really helped. Thanks.
It's so good to see you smile again.
Oh, I'm going into business for myself.
- Selling costumes?
- Ta-dah, exactly.
That's brilliant, Morgan.
I'm so proud of you.
I hope people like 'em as much as I do.
Are you kidding?
Your costumes are phenomenal.
- Everybody's gonna love them.
- We'll see.
If not, I'll just buy 'em myself.
So since I've been in hermit
mode, what have I missed?
A lot, well...
So your president
suggested injecting bleach
to k*ll the virus.
(in Spanish)
Kim Jong Un died, but then he came back.
As he does.
And apparently, aliens are real.
Yep, the government
released some UFO videos,
but guess what?
No one cares because everybody's
been so busy protesting
because they cannot go to
the beach or get a haircut.
You know, I think I came back too soon.
I might just go back into
hibernation for a bit.
No, please stay.
I've missed you.
No, we miss you.
We miss you.
We miss you, so don't
leave again, Candelita.
Don't leave again.
(in Spanish)
How's it going?
I've missed you guys too.
All right, I'll call you guys soon.
- I love you.
- Yeah.
(phone rings)
[Arthur] Hey.
- Hey, Arthur.
There you are.
I've been trying to get ahold of you.
- Where have you been?
- I know.
The whole situation with the girl.
I just, I, I want you to know...
It doesn't matter.
I don't care if she was
your cousin or whatever.
Really?
- Really.
- So you're not mad?
No, I actually wanted
to thank you, Arthur.
The last five years played
a really important part
in who I am today.
Where are you going with this, babe?
For as long as I can remember,
I was always known as Arthur's girlfriend.
It's almost like I don't
know who I am without you.
- Okay?
- But the truth is,
I'm not happy, and I haven't
been for a really long time.
[Arthur] Hold, hold on.
What are you, what are
you, what are you saying?
- I'm done.
- What?
What does that, what does that mean?
It means it's over.
You've gotta be f*cking...
Are you serious right now?
You're seriously doing this?
Why are you doing this?
- It's time.
- You're gonna
throw away five years of, five years.
Is this because of, this is
not because of Comic-Con?
Are you kidding me?
Because look, I told
you I would go with you.
It's not about that.
I swear, I am, if I had...
This is about you, an
adult, refusing to grow up
and, and, and not play
dress up with her friends,
and your friends who are
clearly a bad influence on you,
and you would much rather
listen to them than listen
to your boyfriend who's been with you...
Arthur, just shut up and listen to me
for the first time in your life.
It's not working.
I had no idea that you were this unhappy.
I didn't either.
In my mind, I kept trying to do
whatever was right for us, for you.
Are you sure you want to do this?
I've never been more sure
of anything in my life.
Fine.
I gotta go.
(Morgan exhales)
(soft upbeat jazzy music)
(phone beeps)
We're unsuspended
We're unsuspended
We're unsuspended
Hey, Morganites, what's up?
I just wanted to say hi.
I missed you guys.
I got released from internet
jail, so here we are.
And I wanted to share a few things.
I started a new website where I'm gonna
be selling my cosplays,
so if you're interested,
check it out and share with your people.
And, and I'm gonna be spending
a little less time on here,
just 'cause I wanna have some
me time, create some art.
I don't know, do other things,
so hope y'all understand.
I hope you guys can do something similar,
and stay tuned 'cause more art is coming,
so that's that for now.
And sending much love to anybody
who needs a really big hug right now.
Take care and stay safe.
(bright instrumental music)
So now I would like
to read a quote to you
from one of my favorite people, Carl Jung.
"My soul, my soul, where are you?
"Do you hear me?
"I speak, I call you.
"Are you there?
"I have returned.
"I am here again.
"I have shaken the dust of
all the lands from my feet
"and I have come home to you."
"I am with you.
"After long years of long wondering,"
"I have come to you again."
The lonely quiet girl
(bright instrumental music)
(phone beeps)
Looking at the big, big world
Don't know what to do
Aww...
All right, y'all, post-workout.
I'm feeling good.
[Phil's Boyfriend] Good to go, babe.
Man, I'm so proud of you, Papi.
You're proud of me?
He proud of me
He proud of me
He proud
Get it, Phil.
Imagine you're on top of the world
Even though you're
the lonely quiet girl
(laptop rings)
[Mom] Hello?
- Hello, Mamita.
Guess what?
I finally applied for that internship.
(Mom gasps)
- That's amazing.
When do you think you'll hear back?
Oh God, I don't know.
Hopefully when the quarantine's over.
I'm just excited that I got
everything in, you know?
Well, that's good news.
I hear they're starting
to reopen the beaches,
so everything else shouldn't be far behind.
Oh thank God.
It's driving me nuts being
stuck inside, you know?
I'm just... - [Reporter] Ignored mask
and social distancing guidelines.
This has prompted the governor
to issue a statewide
extension of the lockdown
- for another 30 days.
- Ah, sh*t.
Baby, don't you know how it feels
Was it forever
Forever
Yeah, yeah
(orchestral instrumental music)
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Morgan's Mask (2023)
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