01x18 - Lucy and the Great Airport Chase

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[announcer] Here's Lucy,

starring Lucille Ball.

Co-Starring Gale Gordon,

Lucie Arnaz and Desi Arnaz, Jr.

Ah, that was an excellent meal.

Those were the best
sand dabs I've ever had.

I'm so glad you enjoyed them.

Oh, Craig, here
comes another big one.

Hey, this is a wild
place to have lunch.

Yeah, it's really groovy.

It makes me want
to go somewhere.

Oh, me too.

Well, if my trip is successful,
Carter's Unique Employment Agency

may have a branch
office in San Francisco,

and you might just have to
fly up there now and then.

Oh, Uncle Harry,
I mean Mr. Carter.

You go ahead. You
call me Uncle Harry.

Of late you've been a
great help to me in the office.

Well, thank you.

I've been trying very hard to
run the office more efficiently.

You know when Mr. Olsen
came down from San Francisco

he was quite impressed with you.

Really?

And he is very much of a
stickler for promptness and detail.

Hey, look at that
big one take off.

Yeah, he is a big one.

Mom, I was looking at the jet.

Well, you look at what you
like, and I'll look at what I like.

And we'd better be
taking off for Gate 12.

Oh, are we late?

No, we have about a half an
hour, but it's better to be a little early

than to be a little late.

Listen, can we wait here?

Oh, there goes another one.

Where? Where?

Over there.

Oh, you kids.

Yes, you wait here.

I'll see Uncle Harry off
and I'll come right back.

- Here are your tickets.
- Thank you.

Listen, good luck on your trip.

Yeah, goodbye Uncle Harry,
and good luck from me, too.

Thank you, Kim.
Thank you, Craig.

I'll see you both
when I get back.

- Okay.
- Goodbye.

Flight 812 will be
landing in a few minutes.

Shortly thereafter our
mission will be completed.

Formula 14 will never
reach the so-called free world.

Come.

[attendant] Llorona Airlines
Flight 812 now arriving at Gate 14.

Now, you have plenty of
time, and I gave you the tickets.

Uh, Yes.

I checked you in before
lunch, so you're all set.

You've got everything you
wanted; a seat by the window

and you're way up front so you can
stretch your legs and those free c*ck.

Well, wonders never cease.

With a start like this I can't see that
this trip spells anything but success.

Oh, I hope so.

Oh, and Uncle Harry, don't you
worry about the office while you're gone

because I'll take care
of everything on this end.

I'm sure you will,
and thank you again.

There's Gate 12.

Oh, yes. Yes.

Oh, excuse me.

By all that is sacred don't let
this formula fall into enemy hands.

Promise me.

Promise.

I promise.

- Now go. Go.
- Go?
- Go.

What happened?

Let me through. I'm a doctor.

Now wait a minute.

Couldn't we have been of
help to that poor little fella?

He told me to go and
he made me promise.

Promise?

Promise what?

He gave me this little
book and he made me

promise to keep the
formula from the enemy.

The enemy?

Yeah. Then he ate part of
his ring and then collapsed.

I don't even know
who the enemy is.

- Harry?
- What?

Harry, look.

Look, that's the same man that -

This must be the formula they've been
talking about on all those newscasts.

- Really?
- Yes.

Huntley said it would
amaze the world,

and Brinkley said Huntley
was underrating its importance.

- You're kidding?
- No.

Gosh, all this fuss
about a little book.

I wonder what it's-

- Harry?
- What?

Harry, look at those
two men looking at me.

Where?

Now I know who the enemy is.

Let's go. They spotted us.

What do you mean us?

He must have passed
it to the redhead.

Here they come.

Pardon me.

Come back. Come back here.

What? What? What?

I have had enough of
this James Bond movie.

Now, I am going to call the police,
and then we are catching my plane.

Okay. But hurry.

Sorry.

I bet I'll miss my plane and blow
the whole San Francisco deal.

Come on.

Open the door.

Huh?

I haven't got the
strength to open the door.

But look.

Open it.

We've got them cornered.

Harry, Harry, look.

Come on. Come on.

I should have
known it wouldn't last.

No matter how well things are
going something always comes up that

brings out the
Calamity Jane in you.

I've been thinking; the fate of the
whole free world may rest in my hands.

Well, heaven
help the free world.

This is preposterous.

How could I have possibly
become involved in an intrigue?

Only because you're a
magnet that attracts trouble.

What's the matter with you?

I've attracted them again.

Let's go.

Now we'll lose them.

Hop in.

We don't know
how to run this thing.

I've seen it done dozens
of times in the movies.

Now, come on, get in.

Well, get going.

Let's go.

See?

Now we'll zoom over
and find the police.

Find the police I hope.

Zoom I doubt.

What are talking about?

Look.

Will you please
stop this thing?!

Well?

Well.

Well, let me tell you something.

If you so much as
-there they come again!

I never should have let
you drive me to the airport.

Never mind how we got out here.

Let's get out of here.

Yeah. Let's get out of here.

- Hmm.
- Come on, let's take this.

What?

- Jump on.
- What do you mean jump on?

Oh, for the love of heaven.

We've been running
all over the-I can't.

Look at me.

Come on, Harry.

Oh, look out!

Oh, ouch.

Are you all right?

All right?

Of course I'm all right.

Why shouldn’t I be all right?

It's just I haven't ridden a
carousel since I was 5 years old.

- Stay here.
- What?

Do as I say.

What? Who?

Well, look, I was-

Pretty sky. Pretty.

Don't look at them.

Where are we going?

- Where are going?
- Just keep walking.

Come on.

- Get in.
- Me?

Oh, for heaven's sake.

This is ridiculous.

How I ever got into
this I'll never know.

It's all right.

Don't worry.

Oh look, isn't it thrilling?

Isn't what thrilling?

The view, the beautiful view.

Never mind the view.

- Get us down.
- Oh.

Oh, it's stuck.

It's stuck.

I can't get it down.

Oh.

Well, Mom should
be getting back soon,

and then we'll see
Uncle Harry taking off.

I think I see Uncle
Harry taking off,

and Mom's with him.

Look!

Mom, what are
you doing out there?

She can't hear you
through the window.

Mom, what are
you doing out there?

Call the police.

Oh, don't be stupid.

They can't be hear you.

Call the police.

Oh.

What's she doing out there?

She can't hear you.

What are you doing out there?

Down.

Get the elevator.

Now what was all that about?

Oh, you know how Mom
is, always checking up on us.

Oh, look, there's the police.

We're saved.

Saved?

We're dropping like a rock.

Oh, come on. Take it easy.

Oh.

Oh, Harry.

No!

Oh, please.

You'll never get away with this.

Get 'em, Harry.

Yeah.

My babies.

So then we got out of the little
machine and started for the elevator.

And that's when we
knew Mom needed help.

And so we just helped.

Oh, they sure did.

I don't know what would have
happened if you hadn't shown up.

I'm so proud.

And well you should be.

How is it?

He's okay. Just fainted.

He's been frightened to death.

How's the professor?

The little fellow
with the beard?

Yes. We got him
downtown in time.

He'll be fine, too.

I'll sign your report later.

Everything's all
right, Mr. Carter.

Thanks to you we captured those
enemy agents, and Formula 14 is safe.

You all right, Uncle Harry?

Why I ever let you drive me
to the airport I will never know.

I couldn't help what happened.

Telephone call from
your server, Mr. Carter.

A phone call. What
now? What now?

Thank you very
much for your help.

If I need any more information
I'll get in touch with you.

Any time the United States Government
needs me I will answer the call.

Goodbye.

Isn't he a nice man?

Yeah.

Do you know who
that was on the phone?

How would I know
who was on the phone?

It was Mr. Olsen.

Mr. Olsen?

I wasn't supposed to
fly up to San Francisco.

You made arrangements for Mr. Olsen
to fly down and meet me in my office.

He's here in Los
Angeles in our office?

In my office.

In your office.

Yes.

And he has to
leave in 20 minutes.

Oh, well that gives
us plenty of time.

I'm driving, and I
know a shortcut.

You'd better know a shortcut.

Come on, kids.

Come on.

Oh, Kim, Craig,
come here, quick.

Yeah, Mom, what is it?

What are you looking for?

We don't have time
to look at the view.

I'm not looking at the view.

I'm looking for my car.

I can't remember
where I parked it.

Craig, you look over there.

Kim, you look way out in
there, and I'll look in the middle.

Listen; was the top up or down?

- Down.
- Up.

Oh.