02x11 - Fusebox

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♪ If you're looking for me ♪

♪ You better check
under the sea ♪

♪ 'Cause that is where
you'll find me ♪

♪ Underneath
the sealab ♪

♪ Underneath the water ♪

♪ Sealab ♪

♪ At the bottom
of the sea ♪

Murphy: well?

Hey!

I said, "well?"

What?

Did you say something?

Hey, can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

Quinn: yes, I can hear you.

Now, please, I'm trying
to find the fuse box.

Well, you didn't answer.

Quinn,
you still there?

Yes!

You still mad?

Is the power still out?

Yes. Yes,
it's still dark.

Did it come on in there?

Yeah.

We're having a party.

Well, whatever you did,
do it for in here.

Are you doing it?

It's not "on"
in here either.

Did it go back out?

Isn't that what they say?

Quinn?

Isn't what
what who says?

What?

Who says what?!

What?
What?!

What are you
talking about?

What are you
talking about?!

Hey! Don't jump down
my neck.

It's not my fault
the stupid power's out.

Whether it's
your fault or not,

And the jury's
still out on that,

I wouldn't be groping
around in the dark

If we had a damn
flashlight. Damn!

Well, we've been all
through that, you know,

So let's just, uh...

We don't need
to hash it all out again.

I said, "we don't need"...

I heard you!

And I wouldn't even know
where to start hashing out

Your damn
flashlight phobia.

Yeah, that's what
the doctor said.

Said there's not
even a name for it.

Could you please
just stop talking?!

Debbie: quinn?

Yeah? Who said that?
Is that debbie?

Yes.

It's me, debbie.
It's captain murphy.

I know. Quinn?

Yeah?

The power's
out, debbie.

I know.

[Crash] ow! Ow!

Yeah, quinn's
working on it, debbie.

Ow! I know that!
Quinn?

What?
Nothing.

It's me, debbie.
It's captain murphy.

Quinn,
I couldn't find it.

Damn!

Yeah, I felt around
my whole panty drawer,

And it's, like,
just gone.

Damn!
What's gone?

This emergency
flashlight thing

Quinn gave me.

What? The yellow one?

Yeah.

Waterproof
and shockproof?

How did you know?

Yeah. Heh heh. Yeah.

All right, don't
bother looking for that.

What?!

He was a fighter, though.

Wait. What?

Gotta give him that.

Help! Somebody
please help!

Who's that? Debbie?

I'm blind!

Sweet crackers!
I'm blind!

You're not blind.

Utterly blind!

You're not blind.
The power's out.

You know,
he might be.

Marco?

Yeah,
I bet he is.

Who's that? Sparks?

You know, he
could've gone blind

Independently of the
power going out.

Oh, my god!
I'm blind!

All right!
Shut up with that!

I'm blind!
You're not!

Yes, he is.
Marco?

I'm blind!
You're not.

[Silly voice] well, how do
you know he's not blind?

Yeah, yeah.
How do you...

Who the hell
is that?

It's thomas. Dude!

Thomas?

Yes?

You sound like
wally gator.

He sounds nothing
like wally gator.

Oh, golly,
I've never heard that.

Don't have to get
snotty about it.

Dude, wally gator
schooled you.

Hey, clam it,
blindy.

Oh, my god!
I'm blind!

Shut up with that!
You're not blind.

Well, we'll know
in a second.

Why? You got
a flashlight?

No. It's a flare.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Don't light
the flare, stormy.

You're not
the boss of me.

Stormy, don't!
What's he doing?

Captain, please.

Who's that?
Debbie?

Stormy, we're breathing
highly-pressurized,

Hyper-oxygenated air.

So?

So even a tiny spark

Could cause
a massive expl*si*n.

Duh!
Uh-uh.

Why do you think

There's no smoking
signs everywhere?

Hippies?

Don't light
the flare, loco.

Ok! Sheesh!

Just be still
or something.

God!
Idiot!

Man, that was
pretty close, huh?

Yeah. Now hush.

Super close.

A close shave.

I mean, I totally
had my lighter out.

You shouldn't even
have a lighter.

Better than
a damn flashlight.

And I was about
this close from...

[Lighter flicks]

Others: stormy?!

Oh, my god!
That's stormy!

Stormy!
What the...

Is everybody
all right?

estoy bien.
I'm ok.

Yeah.
Ow!

Captain,
are you burned?

Stop, drop,
and roll!

No. I'm...

Starve the flames
of oxygen!

I'm not burned,
woman.

I winged my shin
on this hunk of... Ow!

Did anybody see
where he was?

No. The concussion
knocked me down.

Don't go to
sleep, debbie.

No. The shock wave.

Just keep walking
in circles.

por favor, let's have
a moment of silence.

Why?

Because stormy
is dead, man.

Uh, he's dead because
he was an idiot?

He's still dead.

Hey!

Moment of silence.

Uh, does anybody
know a prayer?

Yeah, I do.

Well, do you
want to say it?

Yeah. Hang on.

Oh, well, actually,
it's more of a toast.

Ungh!

Still wanna hear it?

I don't think a toast
is appropriate.

It's pretty good,
though.

Sir, please.

Oh, you mean, please,
yes, you want to hear it

Or please, no, you don't?

Please, no, I don't
want to hear it.

Oh, ok.

But I would
like to hear

What you were doing
in my panty drawer.

Well, you know how godzilla,
like, fed off power grids?

You know,
how that's what he ate?

Uh...

Was those power grids
in china?

No.

Moment of silence,
debbie!

For god's sakes,
stormy just exploded.

And anyway,
the flashlights feed off

Our human power grids,
our souls, if you will,

And so I destroyed them.

And if a few precious panties
got burned or soiled

In the summoning,
then so be it.

And good riddance.

Quinn, please
fix the power.

I'm trying.

There can be only
none, debbie. Quinn?

Captain, please.

Debbie, the men
are talking. Quinn.

What?!

You remember when
stormy blew up?

I said, remem...

Yes! Now quit asking me
stupid questions!

Well,
if you're so damn smart,

How come you're not sitting
on the generator, huh?

The what?! What?!

Answer that, smart guy.

Captain,
turn it on.

Hey, wait a minute.

It wasn't dark
when you went in there.

Yeah.

What the hell
were you doing in there

In the first place?

There can be only none.

Just turn
the damn thing on.

God!

Ok.

Hang on.

Oh.

That's got her.

Thank god.

Everybody
to the tank room.

Let's suit up
and look for survivors.

Don't bother.

What?!

Well, think about it.

A generator's no better
than a damn flashlight.

So...

So there can
be only none.

And that concludes
the video portion of our seminar

On the impact
of readiness.

Now, what did we learn?

Anybody.

Um, it's good
to be readiness.

Ok. Let's try our
readiness phrase.

In case of... Ahem...

People, people,
together.

[Not in unison]
in case of emergency,

Behave with urgency.

Prepare for the scare

And never light a flare.

And? It's got


The... Uh!

The breaker panel

Employs ground fault
interrupters,

Which are rated
at 40 amperes...

Ooo!

The circuit linkage!

Yes, that's good.
Ok.

Who can define
ampere for me?

Who can define
ampere?

Holy crap!
This is boring.

Ok, how about ohm?

Yes, even t-shirts.
In today's workplace,

Even something as
innocent as a coffee cup

Can be offensive,

Especially one
with a swastika.

I told you.

What about mine?

Can anyone here
answer that for me?

Neal.
Anybody.

Neal! Neal! Neal!

Can anyone else

Answer that for me?

Neal!
Anybody?

Neal!

Neal! Neal, look at me.