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Henry Danger: The Movie (2025)

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Henry Danger: The Movie (2025)

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[chime]

[electronic whirring]

[power up whine]

[suspenseful music plays]

[rhythmic bass thrumming]

[exciting music plays]

[bass thrumming continues]

[clattering, thudding]

- [alarm blaring]

- Attention, personnel.

- Breach in restricted area.

- [guards] Breach, breach!

- [guards yelling]

- Down there.

- [yelling]

- Cutting him off.

[woman] What... hey!

[guard] Gimme the device. Now!

[narrator] It all

just kind of happened.

A boy needed a job.

And a hero needed a sidekick.

So that boy became a kid,

and that kid became Danger.

But this is not that kid.

- [guards yelling]

- Also not that boy.

And this is a device

that can alter reality,

even bring back the dead,

like this guy, Henry Hart.

I mean, what would you

do if you needed help

and the only one who

could help you was gone?

[electric crackle]

[intense dramatic music plays]

Okay, back to our boy Henry.

He became Kid Danger,

sidekick to Swellview's

indestructible hero

Captain Man,

whose real name

was Ray Manchester.

Now, if all of this seems

highly irresponsible,

well, that's because it was.

But Henry loved that job.

Being Kid Danger was

everything to him.

Henry and Ray kept their

real identities a secret

and kept Swellview safe.

But they had help along the way.

They met a bizarre

genius named Schwoz.

Henry's best friends,

Jasper and Charlotte,

came along for the ride.

Even Henry's little sister Piper

got in on the act.

But Jasper, he wanted more.

He found an audiobook that

taught him how to fight

while he sleeps.

- [recording speaking Spanish]

- And also speak Spanish.

Henry wanted more too.

He wanted out of Swellview.

Luckily, a radioactive

cannon blew up in his face.

Yes, luckily, because

when he was ready

to sacrifice himself by

driving a blimp with a b*mb

- into the side of a mountain...

- [crowd screams]

he found he could generate

a protective forcefield

whenever he wanted.

[power humming]

He saved all of Swellview.

- [caw]

- And that bird.

[crowd screaming, exclaiming]

Yeah, everyone thought

Kid Danger died

and Henry let them,

because he was ready to

be his own superhero,

instead of someone

else's sidekick.

[dramatic chord]

- [bell tolls]

- [seabirds calling]

Now, Henry and Jasper live here,

fighting crime as a team.

They're older,

they're better at

using their powers,

and they're famous.

Maybe a little too famous.

Kid Danger may have died,

but Henry Hart didn't.

Henry's not dead.

He'll be here soon.

- Trust me.

- Uh-huh.

Detective Jones.

Would I lie to one

of Dystopia's finest?

Absolutely.

Fair point.

Mm-hmm.

So where is he?

He's... busy with something.

Look, I know Henry has his

personal forcefield and all,

but I am literally the

best person in the world

at sleep fighting

while speaking Spanish.

Which, by the way, means

that if our friend shows up

and Henry is not here,

I'll take care of it.

[woman] "Our friend"?

Since when does Jasper

Dunlop have friends?

Piper? What are you

doing in Dystopia?

Schwoz? What... no... I...

- [laughing] Jasper!

- Schwoz?

[Piper] What do you have on,

some kind of duster situation?

- It's not a duster. A coat.

- You look like a space cowboy.

I'm not a cowboy.

I'm a superhero.

- Nice to see you.

- It's good to see you.

Welcome to Dystopia,

but please leave.

B-b-but we came all

the way from Swellview.

Yeah. I'm on spring break.

Decided to surprise my

brother and his best friend.

And then I remembered that

Charlotte's actually at Harvard,

so, like Henry,

we're stuck with you.

All right.

[laughs] Oh, my

God! I'm kidding.

- What's your deal?

- Yeah. You were Mr. Cool

with the cute cop over there.

That's 'cause I was

flirting with her.

Oh... that was not flirting.

- Lemme help you out.

- What?

- Hey, yo, Detective Good Hair.

- Okay. All right.

- My guy is into you.

- [Jason] That's enough.

What do you say?

- Thumbs up or thumbs down?

- Or down?

[Jasper] I'm sorry.

Lost tourists.

You are little bit

out of his league.

- No, I'm in a league... of sorts.

- A little.

All right, guys, guys, guys.

Now is just not a

good time, okay?

What, are you and

Henry on a mission?

Yeah. I heard you are the

hottest crime fighters

- in Dystopia right now.

- I heard Henry's your boss.

He's not my boss.

We're partners.

In fact, he's signing

an endorsement deal

- for us right now.

- Then why aren't you there?

- Yeah. Why aren't you there?

- Trust me, guys.

They didn't only

want to see Henry.

[crowd chanting, cheering]

Henry, Henry, Henry, Henry!

- So I'm kinda busy right now.

- Come on!

Don't work, don't

work. Not tonight!

Yeah, let's go get

Henry and go see a show.

Yes. That is a great idea.

Okay, I realize you two are kind

of in Tourist Mode right now.

- What do you mean?

- What's that supposed to mean?

I have no idea what

you're talking about.

But a truck full of

plutonium-239's about to roll

down that street in five minutes

and something's

going to attack it.

- You mean someone.

- I mean something.

People here call it Blackout.

So this Blackout has

beef with you and Henry?

- It's got beef with plutonium.

- What?

Dystopia runs on nuclear power,

so it buys fuel rods

from other countries,

and that delivery truck's

gonna go right past us.

Blackout's plan? Destroy

the plutonium fuel rods.

Why does it want to

destroy the fuel rods?

No fuel, no power.

No power, no lights. Only...

Blackout!

Henry, how's it feel

to be the new spokesman

- for BizWatch?

- Henry, what's it like being

the hottest crime

fighter in Dystopia?

- [commotion]

- [man] Where'd the lights go?

- [woman] I'm scared of the dark.

- [man] Hold me, Henry!

- The power's out.

- Schwoz can fix it.

It's not a power problem.

Yeah.

You promised not to

work on vacation.

Mm. Fish got to swim.

Schwoz, he got to tinker.

[laughs]

Night-night.

[snoring]

[police siren whoops]

[intense music plays]

There is the city's fuel rods

that Blackout wants to steal.

[speaking Spanish]

Hey, don't you want

to call Henry first?

What the...

Oof...

- [moaning]

- Come on.

[filtered voice] What's

wrong? Afraid of the dark?

Where's your boss?

- Is that...

- [singsong] I think it is.

[crowd cheering]

Buckle up for a beatdown,

you claw-handed freak.

So good to see you...

for the last time!

[both grunting]

[cheers and applause]

I appreciate it,

I appreciate it.

- Hello, hello, hello. Thank you.

- [Schwoz] Henry!

- Hey!

- Aw!

Good to see you.

Good to see you.

- Good to see you.

- I can't believe it.

- Listen, I had a thing.

- Took your sweet time.

- It went long. I'm here now.

- Oh, so it's not your fault.

I see you're yelling

at your sister.

Now... if you'll excuse me.

It's time for me to

take care of "bizness."

[leopard meows]

- W-what are you doing?

- Okay, that's weird.

- Part of the deal I just signed.

- Is there a camera somewhere?

- It felt cool to me, okay?

- Are we in a commercial now?

- Hard pass.

- "Felt cool." Did not look cool.

[crowd yelling, whooping]

How you doing?

Dude, watch your language.

There's kids around.

[whoosh]

Well, I guess it's bizness time.

[meow meow]

Part of our deal with BizWatch

is I gotta say bizness

every 45 seconds

while fighting crime.

I think they're listening

to everything I say.

I think we gotta

say it in English,

but we'll figure that out later.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

- Hey.

- Hey.

[suspenseful music plays]

Oh, you're going to

pay for this window...

with your life!

[growling]

Your fame has made

you weak. [chuckles]

Try that again.

[Blackout snarls]

[groaning] Ah-ah!

Oh...

- Think I just k*lled that thing.

- Pretty sure

you just launched it somewhere.

Launched him to a bizness

meeting... with death.

It is really hard to fit bizness

in every single sentence.

How'd the signing go? Did

you get a BizWatch for me?

Uh... no, no, I

did not, but, uh,

Yeah, I had to come

here. I'll get you one.

All right. Oh, wait.

How's our ad look?

- We look really cool?

- Uh, our ad.

Uh...

Yeah, yeah, looked good.

Really?

Uh... yes.

Yeah.

That's the ad?

[Piper] Bro, you

are blurred out.

Jasper is just a ghosty

in the background.

I mean, that cat has

more focus than you.

- You saw this at the signing?

- Uh, yeah.

- I saw that there.

- And you didn't say anything?

I was gonna say something.

I had to come here.

[Jones] Hey, Jasper.

- Hey, Jonesy.

- Nice work out there.

- Uh...

- Can I get a picture?

Uh, absolutely. Yeah.

- Thank you. All right, come on.

- Let's do it.

- The ad in the background?

- Yeah, we gotta do it.

[whispering] That's not good.

- There you go.

- Awesome, thanks.

You guys look great together.

- Thanks.

- Yeah, no problem.

- Are you mad?

- No. Why would I be mad?

- Uh, he seems mad.

- He's mad.

It's not like... it's not

like I do half the work

and you get all the credit.

[laughs] What do you

want, a gold star?

Henry, everyone

thinks you're my boss.

I do have more

experience than you.

I'll see you at home.

Yeah, uh,

I'm moving out.

I was gonna tell you

this later but, um,

might as well just rip

the bandage off, um...

Yeah, I want my own place.

Why? You're never at

our place anyways.

Look, dude, we're not

kids anymore, okay?

I think it's best that

we have our own space.

Do our own thing.

Are we still a team?

Yo... [laughs]

you can come over

whenever you want.

- That's not a yes.

- Mm.

- [electronic warble]

- Ooh. That's the BizWatch guys.

They need me ASAP.

Have fun.

Jasper. Jasper.

Hey, uh...

Yo, I'll get you a watch.

Jasper?

Jasper.

Not cool, bro.

[ominous music plays]

Blackout.

- [sighs]

- [Blackout] Want some advice?

If it's decorating, then no.

[Blackout growls]

[Blackout] You

shouldn't work alone!

[birds twittering]

No. Five more minutes.

Ray, she's my mom.

I can't set you up.

Oh!

Hmm. You look a lot

older in person.

Uh, what is this? Ha.

Am I-am I dead?

- Am I in heaven?

- [heavenly chorus]

Oh, my God, I'm in hell.

Oh. Naw, you're just in Newtown.

What? What's Newtown?

Why am I dressed

like this? What's...

What's on my face? Who are you?

I just brought you

back from the dead.

You're welcome.

What?

What's all the noise?

- Get out of here, Gemma.

- Hey, how are you?

You don't know me,

and I don't know you,

but I need you to

get me home, okay?

I don't know where I am. I

don't know what's on my face!

Thank you. Get out

of here, Gemma.

- Is that Kid Danger?

- Don't tell Mom

or I'll tell her you play

video games all night.

And I'll tell Mom you

used her credit card

- to take a bus to Swellview.

- And I'll tell Mom

that you used her good

lipstick on the dog

for her Glamour Shots.

- You wouldn't dare.

- Uh, I just zerped Kid Danger

into our house.

You don't even know

what I'm capable of.

I know you're not capable

of keeping me quiet.

You know what? Just

don't tell Mom.

She's got like three jobs

and doesn't need this stress.

Fine. I was never here.

[dramatic music plays]

[door slams]

Oh! [laughs]

Uh, first of all, hello.

The handshake. Let's

keep it formal.

Missy Martin, Kid

Danger superfan.

And I've run so many

Kid Danger fan fictions.

- You're gonna love...

- How did I get here?

Oh! [giggles]

With this baby.

The Reality Altering Device.

Okay, what, uh, ha...

what does it do?

It uses color confinement

to pry open the space

between baryons, mesons...

who cares how it works?

I just brought Kid Danger

back from the dead!

What's the afterlife like?

Actually, don't tell me.

I wanna be surprised.

Oh, I wasn't dead.

[laughs] Uh, I-I'm sorry. What?

I said I wasn't dead.

Yes, you were. You died

in a fiery blimp accident

after you saved

all of Swellview.

Yeah. I did the whole...

saving Swellview thing.

I just... I didn't actually die.

[laughs]

I kinda, you know...

Well, I faked it.

Changed my last name

and disappeared.

Oh, shut up! You've been

alive this whole time?

I mean...[small laugh] yeah.

Do you have any idea

how traumatized we were

- by your death?

- Uh, well, I'm sorry.

Okay?

I wanted to move

on with my life,

and protect my family.

Which is a lot easier if all

your enemies think you're dead.

Well, all your fans

thought you were dead too.

Yeah, well, good news.

[exhales] I'm still alive.

Did you have me

fighting a dinosaur?

Oh!

- Oh, where have you been?

- Fighting crime in Dystopia.

No, wait, Dystopia?

That's amazing!

Wait. What the

gunch is Dystopia?

It's like an island

in the Pacific Ocean.

Oh, my gosh. Are Jasper

and Charlotte there too?

Wait. How do you know

about Jasper and Charlotte?

Well, I figured out

your secret identity.

[shrill shriek]

Uh... [clears throat]

how-how, uh... [laughs]

how do you... how

do you know that?

Your eye mask covered less

than a pair of sunglasses.

I'm honestly shocked

nobody else figured it out.

Yeah, well,

Swellview's not exactly

the smartest town in America.

What am I doing here?

I brought you here so that we

could fight crime together.

And, bro, there is so

much crime in Newtown.

You don't even know.

Most days, Gemma and I barely

make it home from school.

Go. Go, go, go.

[man] Hey.

[laughing]

Good thing we hid our

tablets under our shirts.

Dang it, Gemma.

[man] Come on.

- This is nice.

- The latest model. Yeah.

[distant police siren wailing]

Hello. None of you

could have helped us?

[man] That's why we

don't come down here.

But now you're here,

so time's up, creeps.

Kid Danger's in Newtown.

Yeah. I gotta get

back to Dystopia.

Wait. You don't wanna

fight crime with me?

Look, you seem like a nice girl

and I'm always happy

to meet a fan, but...

I'm sorta doing my

own thing right now.

And also, you shouldn't

use crazy devices

to pull people out of

their worlds without,

you know, asking first.

It's really not cool.

Again... thought you were dead.

Never thought you'd lie

to all your fans, but...

I mean, it's whatever.

If you wanna go back,

- I'll send you back.

- I'd like that. Thank you.

[power up hum]

Also, I didn't lie about

not being dead, okay?

I faked it.

There's a big difference.

[woman] Help! I'm being crimed!

[man growls]

Weird.

I used the RAD to zerp

you into my regular life

so that we could

fight crime together,

but that guy looks

exactly like Coach Cregg.

He's a character from

one of my fan fictions.

Huh.

You gotta help her.

- Help! Hey, help!

- There's a mailman

and some high school

kids... they'll help her.

Mailmen are famously

nonviolent, and we both know

that high school kids

are lazy and shiftless.

- Hey, mailman, help!

- [Cregg laughing]

Mine.

- Cool.

- You've gotta do it.

I gotta get back to Dystopia.

"A superhero always

answers the call."

[triumphant chords]

What... who are you?

Who talks like that?

You do.

After you defeated

the Beekeeper.

What?

Oh. [laughs] I...

I remember now. Me and

Captain Man made a bet

to see who could come up

with the cheesiest line

in post-fight interviews.

"A superhero always

answers the call."

Oh, my God. Okay. You know

what? I'll take care of it.

- I'll take care of, uh...

- Coach Cregg.

I'll take care of Coach

Cregg, then you send me home.

Yes! Fighting with Kid Danger.

- The two of us living the dream.

- No, I'm gonna do this myself.

Wait, no, no, no, no, no.

You have to take me with you.

This is literally

my dream come true.

- You have any work experience?

- [scoffs] Dude, I'm 12.

- Superpowers?

- Uh, stealing stuff.

- Yeah, you should stay here.

- Wait, no, no.

You didn't see how many guards

I clowned to steal that thing.

It-it was impressive.

Look, I, uh, kinda just got out

of a crime-fighting relationship

so I really just wanna

work alone, all right?

- 'Scuse me.

- What... hey...

Plus, he's just some

roided-out gym teacher.

Probably won't even

use my superpower.

Ooh... oof... ooh!

Still don't want me to help?

- Nope. Just need my superpower.

- Okay, hear me out on this,

but I think we're in

one of my fan fictions.

- What makes you say that?

- I linked the RAD's

protocol systems to mine.

I might have logged

in as an administrator

- instead of a guest...

- You've been working out.

- And also there was a lot of...

- [whack, grunt]

lightning and also, also,

you're getting your butt kicked

by one of my

fictional characters?

'Sup?

And you don't have

your superpower.

Yeah, I didn't

quite follow that,

but it's probably from

the brain swelling

'cause the... you

know, the punching.

Brain swelling?

You think you're

pretty smart, huh?

No, no. I actually

think I'm pretty...

[both grunt]

injured.

I didn't know you

had a superpower,

so I never wrote it

into my fan fiction.

Oh, you didn't know about that?

- No.

- [Cregg] Now drop

and give me 20,000 push-ups,

Kid Ugly.

Now, that's just

taking it too far.

One.

Two.

Three.

Two thousand, three

hundred and ninety-six.

Two thousand, three

hundred and ninety-seven.

Okay. Are you sure you

don't want me to help you?

Because there's another

monster in this fan fiction.

Who?

Uh, like an electric vampire.

- I...

- What's an electric vampire?

Uh, just you don't wanna know.

We just gotta get outta here.

[Kid Danger groans]

Okay, fine, you can help me,

but I seriously doubt you'll

be able to do anything.

- [boom]

- Whoo!

You distract 'em,

I lower the boom.

Am I the only one getting

perfect team vibes right now?

- I'm getting exhausted vibes...

- Oh.

And... possibly

broken rib vibes.

Okay, so maybe next

time I can distract 'em

- and you can lower the boom.

- No, no, no, no, no.

I wanna go home, all right?

I want my superpowers back.

I wanna go home.

- Okay.

- Just, uh...

- I'll send us back.

- Do the thing.

Pretty.

Is that my sister?

Whoa.

- Why are you dressed like that?

- Wanna get back to Dystopia?

- Leaving so soon, brother?

- Hit the button, hit the button!

Pretty.

[dance music plays]

Well, this isn't Dystopia.

Yeah. I think it's...

Shimmers.

- What?

- Shimmers.

- Shimmers?

- Yeah.

Like the nightclub. Like

Frankini's nightclub

- in Swellview?

- I think so.

- [song ends]

- [crowd cheering]

[rhythmic snapping]

- [new song begins]

- I got something to tell ya

Can ya dig it

When life kicks you around

There's no need to

be stressed, yeah

When you're in it, just

gotta turn that frown

- Upside down...

- So, uh,

what was that back in Newtown?

Was that my sister?

Kind of?

Why was she all vampirey?

Welcome to my

secret to life

And it's not just

my impeccable style.

Smile, it doesn't

cost a thing to

Smile, it can cure anything

Just smile

While we're together

We all dance all night

with pearly white lightning

You can cry, but

don't stop smiling

Piper kicked me out of

the official Kid Danger

FakeBook fan group

because she posted a pic

and I said she "looked tired."

I got mad and I wrote a

story where Piper's a vampire

who kidnaps my sister. You

and I have to rescue her

before she turns the town

into blood-sucking monsters.

[Henry] You made Piper

a vampire in your story?

[Missy] Uh, yeah. She kicked me

out of the Kid Danger fan club.

Okay, well, turning

anger into art is cool...

- That's what my therapist says.

- But why did that thing

- send us here to Shimmers?

- [whistles]

Piper?

How is my sister in Swellview?

- Smile...

- She's supposed to be

visiting me in Dystopia.

- [under breath] Oh, no.

- It can cure anything

Just smile

While we're together

- What's wrong with the RAD?

- Oh, nothing.

You're hiding something.

No, I'm just gonna look.

- I'll take a look.

- Go dance with Frankie...

Okay, uh, what do we got here?

It says, uh, "Story

Mode... Locked."

What does "Story

Mode... Locked" mean?

You can cry, but

don't stop smiling

[cheers and applause]

[scoffs] It could mean anything.

Could it possibly mean that

it's locked... in story mode?

How do we unlock it?

I don't know, dude. I

didn't build this thing.

I just stole it.

You know, let me try something.

I'm pretty sure it will work.

[Henry] Okay.

- Unlock, you stupid RAD!

- [rapid beeping]

No, no, no, no!

[new pop song plays]

This isn't the real

Shimmers, is it?

Is it?

Uh... ha.

- Where are we?

- Well, remember how I told you

that all my fan fictions

got mixed into the RAD?

Well, something must

have happened to it

during your little

fight with Coach Cregg.

So now the screen won't

unlock, and we might be, like,

trapped in my stories.

Uh, good news. This

story's a banger.

Wrote it 'cause I felt bad

for always being

better than Gemma.

At what?

Ha. At everything. She

lives in my shadow.

But in this story

you're not a superhero.

You're just a sidekick.

To Captain Man. Yeah.

Where is he? Maybe-maybe

we can find him.

- Maybe he can get us outta here.

- N-no. No.

I never wrote Captain Man

into any of my stories.

- It was always just you and me.

- Oh, so just you and me.

Or, occasionally,

you and someone else.

Who?

[mouth full] Oh,

such a fun twist.

Who am I sidekick to?

[dramatic musical sting]

Look, everyone. It's

Captain 'Stache!

Oh, my God, it's

Captain 'Stache!

[cheers and applause]

[music, cheering stops]

If you wanna get

this party started,

you simply...

mus-tache.

[cheers and applause]

Jasper?

You made me sidekick

to Jasper?

I flipped the script

and I wrote a story

where you're the sidekick and

your best friend is the hero.

Oh, that's-that's really nice.

Stand back, party people.

Oh, my God, he can fly.

- Well, yeah, flying's cool.

- I know it's cool.

It's the coolest superpower.

Why do you think I'm always

jumping in from rooftops?

So the enemy thinks I can...

I gotta get outta here... I'm

going home, back to Dystopia.

- No, I don't think I can fix...

- Wait. Wait. You're not smiling.

Why is that?

Uh...

it's 'cause I'm upset.

- No worries. I got you.

- What? No...

- Frankini!

- No, no, I'm good...

Frankini-tini?

My brother needs some

gas in his goose.

- Clearly.

- Can we get a table,

some tacos, and a slow jam?

- I think I'm gonna go.

- How can I say no

to that beautiful face?

Whoo! Oh, yeah! Captain 'Stache.

- Um...

- Tables!

- Look out!

- You know what, I'm, uh,

- I got a thing.

- Tacos!

- [Piper gasps]

- Those look good, but I just...

- I-I just...

- And...

- I just ate.

- A slow jam.

Ooh

[Frankini] I approve!

Ooh ooh ooh...

Little guy always feels

better after he eats.

Why are you talking

to me like I'm a baby?

I'm not a baby,

okay? I'm a grownup.

And I got grownup problems,

and eating this taco isn't

gonna make me feel better.

Oh, my God, I feel

so much better.

Make room for Captain 'Stache.

Oh, my God, I feel

so much worse.

Out of all your universes,

that thing had to send us here?

- I mean...

- W-what does he mean,

"your universes"?

What's the doohickey

on the table?

- You... mm...

- You wanna tell him?

Okay.

[clears throat]

So... I kinda

wrote these stories

where Henry and I

fight crime together.

[dramatic music plays]

And now we're stuck

in my fan fiction.

And I really wanna

get back to Dystopia.

So...

we're just figments of-of

this girl's imagination?

Am I the only one having an

existential crisis right now?

So you're saying

there's another reality

where I don't have a mustache?

Anyway, while you were talking,

I got an idea.

We're in Swellview, right?

I mean... kind of.

- Indeed.

- Okay.

So there's gotta

be a Schwoz here.

Schwoz can fix anything.

So all we gotta do

is find Schwoz, he

can fix the RAD,

and we can get back

to our realities

and you can write

whatever stories you want.

What is a Schwoz?

He's the science genius

who lives in the Man Cave.

You mean the 'Stache House.

Whatever. Point is,

he can fix anything.

Okay? So...

Where is he?

I-I-I've never

heard of a Schwoz.

- Me neither.

- Yeah, I never found out

about anyone named Schwoz.

Cute name, but I'd never put

him into any of my stories.

Okay. Now I'm having

an existential crisis.

Frankini-tini?

- Thanks.

- [Missy] Okay, hang on, though.

I didn't write about every

single person at this party,

but there's tons of people here.

Right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I'll bet the RAD changes

whatever I changed in my stories

and then fills in the rest

of the blanks with reality.

Hmm.

So... wait.

You're saying that

there's gotta be a Schwoz

somewhere in this universe?

Might be.

Schwoz!

[all] Schwoz!

[man] Yo!

Schwoz!

[man] Yo!

- Schwoz!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Get off of me!

- How do you know my name?

- 'Cause in another universe,

you're one of my best

friends. Oh, my God!

- I can't believe I found you.

- All right.

Look, pal, get offa me.

I don't know who you are,

but in this universe I'm

a plate scraper, so...

- get outta here.

- Uh...

Listen. I need your help.

If I keep talking to

you, I'm gonna get fired,

and my probation officer's

gonna throw me back in jail.

You went to jail?

Yeah. I stole a

little plutonium.

That stupid mustache guy

and his sidekick caught me.

Uh... oh, yeah, those-

those guys are turds.

Look, what's a plate scraper

like you stealing plutonium for?

'Cause plate scraper ain't

all I can do in this world

- all right?

- Okay.

Maybe I'm not so stupid like

my teachers thought, okay?

Maybe I can build a more

fuel-efficient nuclear reactor

in my cousin's basement

than any of your fancy

Ivy League scientists!

Even in Missy's fan fiction,

you're still one of the

smartest people ever, Schwoz.

Yeah. Schwozdang right, I am.

[Frankini] Uh, language!

Sorry, Frankini.

Listen, um,

I, uh,

I need you to take

a look at a device.

What kind of device?

[suspenseful music plays]

Aren't you the guy I

captured stealing plutonium?

You wanna go for round

two, bud, this time

- without your sidekick?

- Ah, no, no, no, no.

It's cool, Captain 'Stache.

He said that the guy

who stole the plutonium

was just his, uh,

his twin brother.

Ah. My apologies,

law-abiding citizen.

All right, can you fix this?

I gotta get back to Dystopia.

[shrill whirring]

No. I forgot Coach Cregg

shows up at this one.

I demand to know who

made that piercing sound

which was so off-key.

I did.

Now, drop

and give me 900 push-ups!

Okay.

One,

two...

Yes. It seems we have

an unwelcome guest

who I... mus-tache to leave.

You had to make him fly.

Just... go help Captain 'Stache.

Uh, no. We got

RAD. We got Schwoz.

We're going home.

I think he'll, uh,

handle it on his own.

- He's got it.

- ['Stache] I require assistance.

- Has anybody seen my sidekick?

- Yeah, okay.

You better change

into your uniform.

Uh...

[fighting continues

in background]

- Here.

- What? What's this?

Oh. It's how you change

into your uniform.

I figured in real life you

had a cool way to transform,

but in my stories,

you chug a can of soda

- and boom... sidekick.

- [Cregg] Yeah! [object shatters]

That's actually pretty

close to how we, uh...

Celery Soda? What...

- Yeah.

- W-what is Celery Soda?

Uh, soda that

tastes like celery?

Oh, no.

Okay, it's just cheap and

my mom buys a lot of it.

Now, go. Captain

'Stache needs help.

- I, uh...

- [chanting] Go, go!

- Go, go!

- Don't do that. Don't do it.

Okay, you want me to do it?

- All right, I'll do it!

- Go, go, go, go!

I'll do it! But you gotta

say it a whole lot louder!

[all] Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go!

Do you hate me? Is

that what it is?

No. You're Lord Lolli,

Captain 'Stache's

wealthy, loyal sidekick.

This is how rich people

used to dress their kids.

- Uh, I wanna go home.

- Well, you can't forget about

your secret weapon,

the Lolli Smacker.

- Uh, no.

- You kinda have to... I know.

- Thank you. I'm gonna go.

- You're his sidekick.

- It's a hard pass for me.

- You gotta go help him.

- It's gonna be... a no.

- [commotion]

- Do you hear that?

- He's doing all right.

- He's getting hurt.

- No, he's... he's fine.

"A superhero always

answers a call."

Ah! Fine.

- [Captain 'Stache] Lord Lolli!

- Hate it when people

use my words against me.

Time to shave your 'stache!

It may not be Christmas, but...

I'm about to deck your

face with boughs of lolli.

[crowd] Ooh!

This, uh, this doesn't

have any superpowers?

That would have

been a good idea.

Just a-just a regular lollipop?

Well, I wrote this

when I was five.

[Coach Cregg growls]

Hi.

["I Want Candy" by the

Strangeloves plays]

Oh, good.

Oh!

I want candy

I want candy

[crowd] Ooh!

[Cregg] Aah!

I want candy

I want candy

I want candy

Aah!

- Yeah!

- Hey

You like that? Yeah!

- Hey - Yeah!

Hey

[Captain 'Stache] Who

wants a high five? Yeah!

You? You do?

Perfect distraction

technique, Lord Lolli.

How do I get out of this thing?

And don't tell me I gotta

drink more Celery Soda.

There should be another

can in your tights.

Yeah. I'm not doing that.

Uh. I'm learning a lot from you.

- What's this?

- A gold star.

Uh... I still have questions.

[both chuckle]

Well, in this story,

you have a hard time constantly

living in Jasper's shadow.

So I started giving you

gold stars after missions.

You know, just to let you know

that someone appreciates you.

[quiet music plays]

That's weird.

What's weird?

Well...

back in reality...

real reality... [deep breath]

Jasper's always

living in my shadow.

Mm. Does anyone give

Jasper gold stars?

- Nope.

- [door opens]

[Schwoz] Yo! I think I got

this thing figured out.

All right.

Okay. So,

basically, the only

data that was on here

when it got all busted

was this chick's stories

which essentially

turned it into a...

closed system.

So now you can only jump

from story to story.

- Can you fix it?

- Let me ask you.

Did there used to be like a

crystal or something there?

[singsong] It's... showtime!

No hiding in the kitchen

during my next song.

- Everybody out.

- [Henry] Can you just...

- Just give us a minute, okay?

- I don't have a minute.

Look, we need to fix this thing.

You can fix it when I'm done.

We need to fix it now.

I will not be upstaged by

some boring little boom box.

- I'm not upstaging you.

- Just give it to me.

- Let go of the RAD.

- I hate it, and I wanna

- throw it away.

- No, no, no, no!

So we can fly

High

Up, up and away

- In my beautiful...

- What is happening?

I made us cartoon

characters for this story.

I wrote it right after

I had dental surgery.

Yeah, I hadn't recovered

from the medicine yet.

Frankini's in this one.

Oh! I don't wanna be a cow.

Hit the button.

So, we back in Newtown?

- Uh, I think so.

- Yeah.

Aw, why'd the thing

bring him here too?

'Cause I'm fabulous, and

even the machine knows it.

'Cause it takes

whoever's touching it

and whoever they're touching

and whoever they're touching

- and whoever they're touching.

- What...

is this awful place?

Oh. This is Newtown.

Uh, that's actually my house.

Ah. And it's...

amazing.

But what happened to

my fabulous party?

I told you not to

hit the button.

Actually, we just said no a lot.

Well, someone hit it again.

I wanna go back to my party.

Schwoz was about to tell

us how to fix the RAD...

- Let's go back. Just go.

- No. No.

- I don't think...

- Just push the button.

- Just hit the button.

- The one in the front.

I can't... Just listen to me!

I think when you hit the button,

it just picks one of

my stories at random

and sends you there.

We can't guarantee it'll

send us back to your party.

- It can't be worse than here.

- Really?

Because one time I wrote a story

where Kid Danger and I fight

sharks in the Arctic Ocean.

I wrote another

about an awful place

called The Gray

Zone. You'd hate it.

Honey, I was born in...

No. She said The Gray Zone.

Oh. Yes, well, that

does sound awful.

Listen here, missy...

- Wait. How do you know her name?

- I don't know her name.

I was being condescending

and disrespectful.

Now, I have no idea what the

two of you are talking about...

Schwoozes and sharks

and stories...

- I can-I can explain.

- And I don't care to know.

I'm off to find better lighting.

You two...

find a way to get

me back to my party.

But not too soon.

I want them to miss me.

I would also like to

get back, find Schwoz,

- and get back to Dystopia.

- We've got bigger problems.

[dramatic music plays]

Come on, I just beat

that guy. How is he back?

Actually, he's in a lot of

my stories... like this one

where your vampire sister

is gonna go into my house

and kidnap my sister.

- Let me talk to her.

- Uh-uh...

Hey! Piper.

What's going on?

It's me, your big bro?

Why... why you looking

at me like that?

[hissing]

Slay. The house. Down.

Go, go, go.

You are a whole vibe.

It's giving...

evil vampire realness.

It's giving undead

majestic queen.

It's giving hot girl vamp power!

Honey, you can drink

my blood anytime.

Don't look.

- [hisses]

- Ow!

I didn't actually mean that!

[dark music plays]

[whimpers]

[grunting]

[singsong] Oh, kiddies.

Care to join Bite Club?

It's... to die for. [hissing]

- This is not good.

- At least Frankini's not whining

- about his party anymore.

- That's what I mean.

She twisted his mind.

Now all he cares about

is turning other

people into vampires.

[Vampiper] Henry...

Don't you want to

fang out with us?

Come out, come out, we're...

bloody fantastic.

See? If they bite us,

we'll turn into vampires.

Our minds will change, and

we'll never wanna go back

to the real world ever again.

We'll be stuck in

this reality forever.

This is bad.

Just need a second to think...

[shrill scream]

Don't worry. I locked the door.

- [thud]

- [grunts]

Okay, now you should worry.

Where does that

contraption take you?

- [Missy] Other worlds, kinda.

- Nowhere.

Don't tell them that.

Other worlds...

- to conquer?

- You'd hate 'em.

You should probably stay here

and not turn anybody else

into vampires.

- Give.

- Uh...

no.

Huh.

I want that.

Oh, that was close.

- [beeping]

- So...

where are we?

[Piper] Uh, I don't know yet.

Well, at least we're safe.

Henry, look out! Oh...

Oh ha ha. Mother goose.

[grunting]

The Mounties are back,

and they got weapons.

Let's keep close

to the barricades.

- "The Mounties"?

- Oh, God.

It's The Syrup Wars.

Why can't you write one

where we chill on the couch?

Because The Couch

Wars would be boring.

Not to me.

[intense music plays]

- Just walk away, eh?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Just walk away, and we will

give you safe passage, eh?

Just walk away and

we'll let you live.

Just walk away and leave

your liquid gold behind.

- Ah, ah... s'il vous plat.

- Yeah. Please.

Liquid gold?

Maple syrup.

In this story, a nuclear w*r

has scorched the entire planet.

The people left behind scrape

out a brutal existence,

scavenging for the leftovers

of human civilization.

That right there is the last bit

of maple syrup left on Earth.

We got it. The Canadian

Mounties want it.

Are any of your fan

fictions not totally weird?

- [indistinct chatter]

- No.

Shut your syrupy mouth now!

Incoming!

Ah ha ha!

- We're very sorry about that.

- Yeah, we're very sorry, eh?

Yeah. We apologize for

our use of violence,

but us Mounties, we need syrup!

Don't Mounties need horses?

They all took off during the

w*r 'cause you ran outta syrup.

We got plenty of fresh

flapjacks out here,

but we can't eat 'em

without syrup, eh?

Just eat 'em dry.

[all] You eat them dry!

No, you eat 'em dry.

That's so rude. Wanna

see what happens...

- You're rude!

- When I do that?

We don't have any

syrup, eh? Wah!

- Yeah! He doesn't like it!

- [snarling]

It's so dry, yeah?

Crumble 'em in

your mouth and cry

- like a bunch of babies.

- [all] You eat 'em dry!

- No, you eat 'em dry.

- Let's just give them the syrup.

Then we can find Schwoz.

He can fix the RAD,

and we can get back to reality.

Because in this story, we're

waiting for "the Big Guy"

to come with the truck that can

haul the syrup to California.

We'll eat flapjacks

with syrup for a week

before the Earth

crashes into the sun.

I'm seriously worried about you.

I'm in a much better place now.

All right, we're outta weapons

and food, and those Mounties

aren't going away without

a fight. You guys in?

Ooh!

- [whistling sound]

- Watch out, Henry.

[groans]

'Scuse me.

Son of a bus driver!

Ah!

- I'm in.

- Yep.

- Aw. You guys are good friends.

- Yeah, well,

we're actually not that

good of friends in Dystopia,

but I'm not gonna leave him

to the syrup-crazed Mounties.

What's Dystopia? What do

you mean we're not friends?

What's that thing on your

arm? And what do you mean,

we're not friends?

Okay. This is gonna sound crazy.

So if there is a

Schwoz in this world,

and if we can find him,

then maybe he can help us

fix our RAD and get me and

Henry back to where we belong.

So, in this other world,

there's probably a

pretty good reason

why we're not friends

anymore, right?

Like, I-I probably did

something terrible, right?

I kinda just...

got busy.

You got busy?

- And famous.

- [whooshing sound]

Ow. Oof.

Not really any of my business,

but all he seems to do

is save your life

over and over again,

but you're just too busy and

famous to be friends with him?

Relax, okay? He hasn't saved my

life as much back in Dystopia.

What...

Whatever, all right?

You guys can go and

find this Schwoz guy.

Get your thing fixed,

and I'll fight the

Mounties by myself.

[Henry] No.

We stand here... and we fight.

[stirring music plays]

[whooshing sound]

Ugh!

[groans]

[tensely] Sounds good. [groans]

So what's the plan?

How do we keep them out

until the Big Guy shows up?

Maybe we don't keep them out.

Maybe we let them in.

Let them in?

Okay. You're either

gonna love this plan

or think it's really dumb.

- Oh, yeah, flip her, bud.

- I like mine medium-rare, eh?

Oh, yeah.

[metallic clanking, screeching]

- It's a little burnt, eh?

- It's called well-done.

Oh, yeah.

It's opening.

Oh, yeah, it's opening! Steeds!

[snuffling]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[speaking French]

Dismount, eh?

[tense music plays]

["Hit Me With Your Best

Shot" by Pat Benatar plays]

[shrill neighing sound]

Well, you're a

real tough cookie

With a long history

Of breaking little

hearts like the one in me

That's okay, let's

see how you're doin'

Put up your dukes

Let's get down to it

- Hit me with your best shot

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Hit me with your best shot

Aah!

Hit me with your best shot

Oh! [muttering in French]

Right in the hockey pucks.

Away-ay-ay

Distraction technique!

[song ends]

- Dude, did you see his face?

- I saw... I saw it.

- Come on, man. Come on!

- Just... whoo!

That's what I'm talking

about. That's what we do!

- Let's go!

- You want me to let them out

- so you can do it again?

- [both] No.

We finally got syrup!

Don't let it get to waste.

Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah.

Where's that flapjack?

You know, Missy had a good plan.

Yeah. She's got potential.

[both chuckle]

Hey, Missy.

You keep saying

distraction technique,

but you're using it wrong.

Distraction technique is

when you make the bad guys

think that they're

getting what they want

but, really, you're

getting what you want.

Oh, got it. Thanks, boss.

Not your boss.

Okay, boss.

You know, I haven't seen you

this happy in a long time.

I just got here.

Yeah. That's a fair point.

- [both laugh]

- [truck horn honks]

[honking]

Big Guy's here.

- [bones crack]

- Ooh!

[c*ck accent] Never

mind the box o' toys.

Me sad and sorry 'ere is

still a lad in the plaid.

Schwoz.

Aw, it's good to see you.

Deadline crews:

your squeaky clean

is in the pink.

But have a butcher's 'ere.

Some sticky finger skeeved

off with the crown jewels.

Neo-Dymium. Coals

and cokes, innit?

Story mode is in the tower.

Definite article? Odds and ends?

Zed bruvs, fishnets.

[Jasper] Leather.

Oh, you-you-you understand him?

'Course.

The machine works fine,

just someone stole

the Neo-Dymium crystal,

and now it's locked

in story mode.

Hey, your vampire queen sister

is wearing it as a necklace.

[Henry] She must have stolen it

the first time she showed up.

Which is why this has been

locked in story mode ever since.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

[Missy] No, it's not.

This whole thing is my fault.

I wrote the stupid stories.

I stole the RAD.

I yanked you out of your

real life. I just...

Hey, your stories aren't stupid.

The animated one is.

Okay, yeah. I don't

love the animated one.

Hmm.

But...

you weren't trying

to mess my life up.

You were doing what you

thought you needed to do

to protect your town.

I know what that feels like.

[exhales sharply]

If I get you that crystal,

can you fix it?

You lot nick the

pig from the stick,

these 'ands make pots and

pans, and Bob's your uncle.

A new day's a-dawnin'.

If we steal the crystal

back, he thinks maybe he can

reset the system and

everything should go back

to the way it was.

Even better...

we don't all have to touch

it to go back to our worlds.

Okay, here's the plan.

We get Schwoz back to Newtown.

We get that crystal

from my vampire sister.

Schwoz repairs the RAD,

and I get back to

Dystopia where I belong.

The three of us

against Coach Cregg,

Vampiper, and Fangtini?

I don't like our chances.

Well...

I was hoping it'd

be the four of us.

But if my sister bites you...

Yeah, we'll turn to vampires.

We have the myth

in this world too.

Yeah, but these

vampires are real.

They change your

body and your mind.

[Henry] You'll do whatever

she wants you to do.

You won't make it

back to your reality.

It's not just that. If

Vampiper takes us down,

she could get control of

the RAD, make Schwoz fix it,

and go through every single

one of my fan fictions.

Creating an army of vampires.

And use them to

as*ault the real world.

Well...

I'd fight to the end of

the world with you, Henry.

See? He's amazing.

Okay, can we please

just fix this

and get back to reality?

[power-up humming]

Oh hecks, yeah.

This sword's on board.

- I'd go to the end of the...

- We know.

- I'd fight an army...

- We know.

We all know.

Okay. Let's hope this works.

["Up, Up and Away" by The

Fifth Dimension continues]

Up, up and away

In my beautiful...

Oh, groovy, baby!

- Balloon...

- Missy, hit the button.

Are we riding a cow?

It's a unicow.

Ah. That makes more sense.

It really doesn't. Now,

please hit the button.

Ha. Whoa, I haven't

seen that in a while.

Ha. Yeah, it's been a minute.

Well...

looks good.

Feels good.

[Schwoz] Uh, just asking to ask.

They are the ones we

have to fight, yes?

Those are the bad guys, yes.

And they live by

consuming the guts

of small, plastic

versions of Henry.

I think he's doing

that to be disturbing.

It's working.

[electric sizzling]

[Vampiper] Let the girl inside.

What about the rest?

End them.

Or invite them to the party.

[hissing]

[hissing]

[thunder rumbling]

- No, Gemma!

- No, no, no, no, no.

It's what they want.

All right, guys.

What's the game plan?

Missy, Schwoz, you

protect the RAD.

Jasper and I'll get the crystal.

- Wait, I wanna come with you.

- No, we got this handled.

- [shrill whirring]

- [all moaning]

Oh!

[suspenseful music plays]

[growls]

- Where's Missy?

- Inside. Go. I got this.

[growling]

You sure?

Oh, yeah.

- [hissing]

- [growing]

It's me.

- I told you to stay outside.

- I know, but...

- I don't want you getting hurt.

- Neither do I.

- Where's your little sister?

- I don't know...

[Vampiper] Upstairs.

- Missy-no!

- Ah!

Missed me.

[grunts, groans]

Aah!

Gotcha.

Uhh...

Ah, geez.

Ooh... ooh...

ooh... oof...

A lotta walls, Missy.

Ooh... oof...

Earplugs, jerk.

Hmm?

Sucks to suck.

Where's the RAD?

[thudding approaches]

Uhh!

Aw.

Did that... hurt?

Now, you listen to me.

Whoa.

- No!

- [Missy] Aah!

Why would you do that?

Distraction technique.

You can go home now.

Aah!

Schwoz!

- [bats squealing]

- Get ready!

[hisses]

[Vampiper] No!

- [hisses]

- Ooh.

How much time do

you need, Schwoz?

I don't know. How much

time can you give me?

[Kid Danger] Missy, no!

Aah!

- Missy, stop!

- [snarling, hissing]

Move, Schwoz!

[Schwoz] Bye!

[bass thrumming]

Missy, it's me!

Meet my vampire army.

And this is just the

beginning, brother.

Hurry!

Almost there!

[Schwoz] Almost... almost.

It's taking so long.

Trust in God, I do.

[Missy] Oh... oh!

What the...

I'm telling Mom.

Oh!

This hurts.

I get it. Fine.

I was never here.

Oh, my God.

What... [huffs]

[gasps]

Ah. [exhales]

[gasps]

Clear for talent!

Clear for talent,

clear for talent.

I'm here!

Play the music.

Welcome to my

secret to life

And it's not

mysteriously disappearing

so that everyone misses you.

But that helps. Ding! Smile

[static buzzes]

[buzzing, static]

Good news. I'm back.

Is that supposed to

make me feel better?

You're a good friend.

And, uh, I didn't see it.

But...

I see it now.

What's going on?

I gotta leave Dystopia, man.

It's not the place for

me. And I can do that now.

'Cause you're here.

You're ready.

Well, it's gonna be a

little weird without you.

Well, I'm not gone yet.

[heavy music plays]

We still got one more

thing to take care of.

[crowd commotion]

[snarling]

Back for more?

[British voice] Ironically,

I'm about to black out.

[groans]

[laughs]

Ah.

Here.

[Henry] Keep it.

Great work out there.

So, can I get a picture?

[Jasper] Sure.

- Awesome.

- Oh!

[Jones] Smile...

[both laugh]

It looks like you and I'll be

working pretty closely together.

I... guess we will be.

Shall we?

- Now can we please see a show?

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Let's go see a show.

- Yes.

Sorry.

I, uh...

gotta go say hi to my fans.

[cheers and applause]

Hey, guys. Nice to meet you.

Yeah, thank you. Thank

you. All part of the job.

[narrator] Well, because

Jasper was getting the love

- he deserved...

- [Piper] How 'bout you?

You down for a show?

Dystopia didn't

need Henry anymore.

What?

Nothing.

Oh, and, um, glad you're

not an electric vampire.

[narrator] Henry knew

where he was needed now,

because a superhero

always answers the call.

[Missy] So I don't

know if you check

your old Kid Danger email

or how to contact

you in Dystopia,

but if you ever get this,

I just want you to know

that I hope you made things

right with Jasper and...

- It's ours.

- Again? Seriously?

[Henry] Actually...

It's hers.

Let's get outta here!

Are you friends

with Jasper again?

[clears throat]

You must be the famous Missy.

- [breathless laugh]

- You promise to take care

of this knucklehead

while I'm in Dystopia?

[giggling]

Okay. Who wants to

see the new hideout?

I understand we've met before?

Couple times.

So, ready to fight some crime?

Uh, yeah, I am! Whoo!

Let's go see the hideout!

Whoo!

Yeah. I don't know

where I'm going.

Just someone tell me

where to go, and, uh...

Wait. Why are you

getting on the bench?

Remember in Shimmers when

I got a little bit upset

that Jasper could fly?

You weren't upset.

You were jealous.

He's still jealous. Little bit.

I mighta been a

little bit jealous.

But...

not anymore.

Buckle up, kiddo.

[triumphant music swells]

Uh, guys? We have to go

back. I forgot my computer.

Is now a terrible

time to mention

that I have a trig

midterm tomorrow?

Hey, you wanted

to be a sidekick.

[man yelling]

[continues yelling]

Aah!

[breathing hard]

Oh, my God.

[epic music plays]

Captain Man.

Hey, kid.

Uhh!

Been a while.

Hi. Ha.

I need your help.

[intense music plays]

[rhythmic snapping]

- I got somethin' to tell

ya - [cheers and applause]

Can ya dig it?

When life kicks you around

There's no need to

be stressed, yeah

When you're in it

Just gotta turn that

frown upside down

Now, come on, join

in and yes, I insist

'Cause it's a face lift

that anyone can buy

And a face lift

is like ten grand

And that's on

the lower side

Welcome to my secret

To life

And it's not just

my impeccable style.

Smile, it doesn't

cost a thing to

Smile, it can cure anything

Just smile

While we're together

We all dance all night

with pearly white lightning

You can cry, but

don't stop smiling

Isn't smiling infectious?

It's the beginning of love

When you walk

by a cute guy

With a stink eye

What's your name, guy?

Kyle.

Everyone tell Kyle to smile

[all] Smile, Kyle!

Welcome to my

secret to life

You can tone it down now, Kyle.

Smile, it doesn't

cost a thing to

Smile, it can cure anything

Just smile

While we're together

We all dance all night

with pearly white lightning

You can cry, but

don't stop smiling

Smile

You can cry, but

don't stop smiling

Smile

You can cry, but

don't stop smiling

When he tells you

he loves you, smile

And when he tells

you he doesn't, smile

When they tell

you you're great

But they hire

their cousin, smile

What day is it,

Sunday? Smile

If you lose it

on Monday, smile

You can do more

at school, smile

If you had chili for lunch

and your tummy goes boom

And you're looking around and

you can't find the bathroom

Smile, it doesn't

cost a thing to

Smile, it can cure anything

Just smile

While we're together

We all dance all night

with pearly white lightning

You can cry, but

don't stop smiling

Smile, it doesn't

cost a thing to

Smile, it can cure anything

Just smile

While we're together

We all dance all night

with pearly white lightning

You can cry, but

don't stop smiling

[cheers and applause]

[exciting music plays]