Undercover Party Crasher (2025)

[bunniefuu]

What's up? Hey, how are you?

All good. Nice to see you.

Wonderful, hi.

That scumbag doesn't even bother

to hide that he's a mobster.

But he's going down soon, and my

gut tells me it'll be tonight.

Denise, for us to prove he's in charge

of the whole scheme, we need evidence.

This guy's going down tonight.

Dad, stop dancing! Come on!

- You haven't signed my travel consent.

- Daddy's closing a deal.

- Go away, Dad!

- Don't cry! Daddy's little cutie.

What a brat. A crook with a

spoiled daughter like that.

Enjoying the party, Ms. Branca?

The cargo is all in the warehouse.

Why is it taking so long?

I'm waiting for the green light

But the police are on your

tail. What if you get caught?

Even if I go to jail, the

weapons will get to our client.

They'll get a copy of the

coordinates to the warehouse.

Wouldn't you rather give me the

coordinates? I can handle everything.

As much as I trust

you with my life,

it's safer this way.

The coordinates will be safe with

someone not even the police can touch.

After this party, I'm

going to disappear.

and the merchandise crosses the border

and is finally at the

disposal of my clients.

I mean, our clients. Cheers.

- He's running away. I'm going in.

- Denise, no!

- Let's call for backup.

- He'll be long gone by then.

We'll lose track of him and

never know who has the weapons.

- You're being impulsive.

- I'm going in now.

- Denise...

- Keep me on comms.

Damn it!

Denise, where are you going?

Where are you going?

Are you insane?

Terrible idea. Get back here

before it all goes to sh*t!

- This was a surveillance mission.

- Jaime, don't be a scaredy cat.

You can't break in without

orders from higher up.

Denise, come back here.

Denise?

What's going on? Did you

punch someone? Come back!

Denise, come back!

If you're not going to

help, don't get in the way.

What's up, everyone?

I can hardly wait to get

wasted in Porto Seguro!

I'm going to dance so much! I've

even started practicing the routines.

Kisses! I'll post

some more soon.

Silvio's going to his office alone.

There's still time to get out

- Where are you going, Denise?

- Everything's under control.

Freeze!

You're not going

getting away today.

Silvio Quintella,

you're under arrest.

And you... are on fire.

- Where's the water!

- Water?

Where's the water?

Where's the water?

UNDERCOVER PARTY CRASHER

Denise made two serious mistakes.

She exposed the operation

and let a suspect we had been

tracking for months get away.

He knew we were on to

him. That's why he fled.

He left the coordinates to

the weapons with someone.

And we don't have the

faintest idea who that is.

He said it was someone

untouchable. A politician, maybe?

- A judge?

- Enough!

I'm done with your assumptions.

You're being suspended.

- What?

- You'll be taking unpaid leave,

going through an internal investigation,

you probably being discharged.

- That's really bad, right?

- Three legal jargons in a row.

- You bet it's bad.

- I won't go on leave, you never do.

- We're very different.

- Dad!

- Chief Genaro.

- You're dismissed.

In my office, Denise.

Happy now?

You had to be stubborn and make

a mess and now you're in trouble.

- Why are you so strict with me?

- I have to be!

Do you know all the jokes

I have to put up with?

- So it's harder for your daughter?

- Of course!

There are so many jobs, and you

had to chose the same as mine.

- I'm paying the price.

- You had to be the best.

But that doesn't matter

now. You're suspended.

Now, get out of here,

clear your desk,

- cool down and think about what happened.

- Dad, this is my case.

Was. Past tense.

And if it had been more simple,

it could still be yours.

Now, leave.

Hang on, is this that teddy bear

that came with the victim's finger

No, it looks like

it, but it's not.

I lost him, Jaime.

- I can't believe it.

- I told you, right?

Now relax. You're on leave.

I'll relax when I

see Silvio in jail.

You're obsessed. You

need some new friends.

- Let's go out, have a drink.

- You know I don't drink.

- Go on Tinder.

- Never!

- No way.

- Then let's go have a drink at the bar.

Bar, Denise. Denise, bar.

Look, it's crowded.

Good bars are always crowded.

Here. These seats

are just for us.

Hey, how's it going?

Excuse me. I need

to see your ID.

- Why?

- The bar is for people over 18.

- Do you think I'm a minor?

- I can't risk it, miss.

"Ma'am," please, not

"miss." And say it nicely.

- Just show him your damn ID.

- Why didn't you ask for his, too?

- Thank you very much, ma'am.

- A beer, please.

Can you play pool?

That guy had no doubt

you were over 40.

I owe all my wrinkles to you.

Listen, if you help

me catch Silvio,

- I'll get us Botox injections.

- Who said I want Botox?

Just a little bit, it's preventive.

You don't have to look like Silvio.

Hey, is his daughter already

full of procedures as well?

I don't think so, she's a minor. She

needs permission even to go to...

Jaime, that's it!

- She has the coordinates.

- Nonsense.

It's obvious. Think about it.

Her dad trusts her. She's

untouchable since she's a minor.

So, he leaves the coordinates

with her in Porto Seguro,

away from the investigations,

and waits for the dust to settle.

So there's nothing we

can do, thankfully.

Yes, there is. I'm

going to Porto Seguro.

- And you'll help me.

- Me? No way, count me out.

- You're the only one I can count on.

- Your dad's going to k*ll you and me.

Look, it's my last chance

to get my reputation back.

- And the coordinates.

- Right. What are you going to do?

Follow her to Porto

Seguro and say,

"Hi, angel. By any chance, did your

dad give you evidence of a crime?"

No. I'm going to

infiltrate this trip.

- Right along with the teenagers.

- How will you do that?

- By being Ms. Denise, the monitor?

- Jaime, come on, look at my face.

- Even he thought I was a minor.

- You're crazy. I'm out.

Come on, Jaime!

You owe me a favor.

- What favor?

- I can't remember right now.

But we've been friends or a long

time, I'm sure you owe me one.

Mission Porto Seguro.

to approach Silvia Quintella

and get the coordinates.

Do you know how risky this is?

Risky? It's not risky at all!

Listen, I have a

degree in ax music.

I'm an expert in Bahia

culture. Relax, it will work.

Since you're here,

find a makeup video tutorial

for me on the Internet.

Make sure it's modern,

cute. Good for the beach.

Come on, Bob!

Then, to smooth everything

out, we'll use this brush,

which we used to

apply the foundation.

This is so hard. The

girl must be an artist.

- I see smoke. Is that normal?

- It is.

You're going to burn my hair.

- How do I type with these nails?

- Your dad's going to k*ll us.

Me and you. He's

going to k*ll us.

Am I doing it right?

Or he might decorate us

after we take down this

scheme and arrest Silvio.

- Why don't you use the brush?

- It's faster like this.

If you're really doing this, I've

made a list of Silvia's friends,

- so you can keep up.

- Like, a spreadsheet and all?

A ton of screenshots.

Don't take it for granted.

Don't overdo it, or

you'll be like Mumm-Ra.

And these kids don't

even know who that is.

- Even I don't know who Mumm-Ra is.

- You don't?

"The Ever-Living!"

Who does that on purpose?

It's spread evenly, look.

How do I look?

I'm ready!

This won't work. The kids

will see right through you.

- Relax. Just chillax.

- No one says "chillax" anymore.

Well, I do. So does my dad.

Seriously, man. Relax.

Take it easy. Chillax, peeps.

Hi, peeps! It's going to work.

I'm ready.

This hotel is great, right, Bee?

Just how I wanted it.

A peaceful honeymoon.

Porto every day!

Music, booze, and

lots of depravity!

Porto every day!

Music, booze, and

lots of depravity!

Porto every day!

Music, booze, and

lots of depravity!

That's just what we needed.

Come get your T-shirts

and write your names here.

Here. Don't forget the bottle.

- One for you. Hello.

- Hi.

And one for you.

- How about this?

- Too small.

- There. Write your name here.

- Hi.

Guys, I'm so glad

you're all here!

I love your bag! Is it new?

You toned your hair,

right? For the trip.

We're going to

drink later, okay?

Guys, remember that here

no one belongs to anyone.

Girl!

- Girl.

- Hi.

- How are you? I'm glad you came.

- Yeah.

I love your outfit.

- You do?

- I love it. See you at the pool later?

- Yeah!

- Cool.

Don't forget your T-shirt.

Weird.

Who's that girl?

Hi, peeps.

This trip is totally

slaying, right?

In fact, I'm totally shipping

this pool. I'm going in.

Girl, why are you

talking like that?

- How?

- First, "shipping" isn't about you.

You ship by shipping two

things, like a couple.

- And who says "peeps"?

- I know, right?

How old are you?

Seventeen.

With a face like that? You

need a skincare routine.

I'm a transfer student. I

haven't made any friends yet.

I hope you make

some friends soon.

- Thanks.

- Good luck.

Hey, everyone!

Just so you know.

- Today's workout is done.

- Hi, Magno.

What's up?

How do you know Magno?

We met at the lobby.

Didn't you say you were

new and didn't know anyone?

- Yeah.

- Sweetie,

newbies go to the end

of the line, okay?

- Oh, no...

- The boys have all been assigned.

Same goes for

friends. No openings.

- Don't worry.

- You look great in this light.

- Beautiful.

- Shut up.

I'm going to take a picture.

I left my phone

charging in my room.

Want me to get it?

Don't worry. What

room are you in?

Room 250, upstairs. Why?

I thought it was on the first floor.

Kindness doesn't go up stairs.

- I don't mind. I'll be right back.

- No, girl. Stop!

The picture moment

is gone, forget it.

Hold my key, please? Thanks.

Now, how about we drop

a beat to that weirdo?

- A huge beat.

- A beat?

- Beat it, girl!

- Beat it, girl!

Let's get out of here.

Bye, then.

I'll do it the hard way, then.

Oh, my God!

- What are you doing, girl?

- I was trying to take a picture.

This is the perfect angle.

- I see.

- Of the view. Look.

Great picture.

I'm going back to my room

this way, it's closer.

- If you don't mind, I'll close this now.

- Sure, go ahead.

- Privacy, right?

- Excuse me.

Bye. Goodness.

Nice!

- What the heck?

- What are you doing here?

Two minutes here and the

room's already a mess.

- You tell me.

- Under what authority?

What did you get?

What are you hiding?

- Me? Nothing.

- Yeah, you. What did you take?

- You took something.

- No, I didn't.

- A lipstick?

- Yeah, a lipstick.

These rich kids don't

value what they have.

Didn't think I'd be monitored.

You're a cop, right?

- No. Why would you say that?

- I know a cop when I see one.

I've been arrested four times,

including for shoplifting some lipstick.

- Candy lipstick.

- Now you're stealing real lipstick?

I just came to get some

makeup, I've run out.

Boca Rosa is pricey, Virginia is polemic.

Have you seen the foundation thing?

- No.

- No? Because you're a cop!

- I just haven't.

- Who hasn't seen it?

- Me.

- Admit it, and I won't tell.

Hey, come back here.

- Why are you pretending to be a teenager?

- I am a teenager. I am.

- This woman is not a teenager!

- Be quiet!

- She's an adult!

- Shut up!

Listen, enough already. Be

quiet, or I'll arrest you.

So you are a cop. I knew it.

But if you were just making an

arrest, you'd have done it by now.

I think you're here for

something off the record.

From what I can see, you

actually need to blend in, right?

If you needed something,

you'd get it and leave.

Maybe even on a

speedboat, like MacGyver.

- Do you know MacGyver?

- I have...

I'm also a bit older than them.

But unlike you, I

know how to blend in.

Teenagers are all about complicity. You

must aim for their sense of loyalty.

I know them well. I can

teach you some things.

- Know them how?

- Girl, I do this every year.

I eat, party, and drink for free.

And I leave with a ton of souvenirs.

Like tourist in

a duty free shop.

- Like a criminal, right?

- Listen here.

If I help you, you

can't arrest me. Right?

Hey, guys! How's everyone doing?

We're all here at our first

party in Porto Seguro!

It's so great, guys! Seriously.

We're having so much fun.

Keep watching my stories. I'll

be posting everything for you.

Kisses.

That wig is ridiculous.

It's my style, okay? I

need different disguises.

Check it out. I need to

socialize with those peeps.

First off, you're not going

to say "peeps" or "socialize."

Now, you have the chance to

learn from an expert. Watch.

You need to learn how to

read those kids, sister.

I'm not your sister. I'm

not friends with a criminal.

- I'm being nice, trying to help...

- I'm being nice, not arresting you. Sis.

Oh, with that good humor

you'll really socialize well.

Sorry, my bad.

What were you going to teach me?

Right. Jota is like

the g*ng's PR guy.

He decides who can

hang out with them.

If you want to get close to

Silvia, he needs to approve.

The short, petite girl,

is like a sharksucker.

She's always attached to the

shark, but she'll never be a shark.

That kid over there

is just a momma's boy.

He wants to be a life coach and

teach people how to be successful,

even though he never had to work

hard for anything. And Silvia.

- Silvia.

- The boss.

She's a spoiled brat who thinks

the world revolves around her.

All she wants is to get

her father's attention.

A typical teenager with an absent

father who's never been to therapy.

You never had therapy either?

- Never mind.

- Okay.

Now, pay attention. Let me show you

how to make a memorable entrance.

Girl, this lipstick

fell from your bag.

- I wanted to return it.

- I can't believe it!

I don't know how I'd live

without this lipstick. Hold it.

- I'm Silvia, but you probably know that.

- Of course.

Actually, we know each

other. From school.

I have a scholarship, so no one

talks to me. Everyone ignores me.

No way, girl. I

totally remember you.

Yeah, we had a class

together. Remember? It was...

- Chemistry. Pythagorean theorem and stuff.

- Chemistry. Right.

- Do you know my friend Denise? D.

- What's up, peeps?

Great fam.

- Are you enjoying the party? It's so fly.

- Every cool girl has a weird friend.

Enza, back off! Anyway,

we're hitting Alcohol Street.

- Want to join us?

- Sure!

Count me in. What's the deal?

Drink until we pass out?

Let's go! Drink

until we pass out!

Let's go, damn it.

I have a confession to make.

I've never had a drink.

There's a first

time for everything.

And this is a great

place to get drunk.

How will getting drunk help me?

You'll drink with her tonight.

Tomorrow, you'll talk about tonight.

Next thing you know,

you guys are besties.

Go to the mall, the movies.

- In a month or two...

- I don't have that much time.

Then drink.

- Babi.

- Wagner.

- What's up?

- What's up?

- What's up?

- You tell me what's up.

Let's do it? Before I regret it.

Can I see your ID, please?

- She's my age.

- She's of age, right?

In that case, what

can I get you?

- The house special.

- Oof... Like that?

- Hey!

- Hey.

- Are you drinking?

- Of course.

See? Great, a small cup.

One shot of mint vodka.

One shot of cachaa.

And to top it off, one

shot of La Criminosa.

- The best tequila in town!

- Trust it.

- I drank this the first time we hooked up.

- Now, just suck it.

- What's your name, girl?

- Denise.

Let's see how long it takes

for Denise to suck a d*ck!

- Go on, Denise, suck the d*ck!

- Suck it! Suck it!

Denise is sucking it!

Only one left.

Don't use your teeth.

Denise sucked three

dicks in 35 seconds!

- So, how do you feel?

- Chill.

Chillaxed.

Now I am happy, so

happy. All because...

Touch it, go ahead.

Cutie! She's such a cutie!

- Girl, come over there with me.

- Girl, hold on.

Girl, have some self-respect.

Look. Capoeira! Let's play!

Looks like someone

can't handle her booze.

She had not drank in a while.

- Damn it!

- I'll get it.

Girl, you use braces?

Imported invisible braces.

My dad's going to k*ll me.

Here. I found it.

She's fine. She's fine.

Now, we have to find

the location, right?

The coordinates for the weapons

or whatever you're looking for.

I just can't get over the fact

that the guy would involve his

teenage daughter in a criminal scheme.

- I don't get it either.

- She's so young...

- Is that Jaime? Give it to me.

- Yeah.

- Hi.

- You're up! I was chatting to your friend

- about yesterday. Things didn't end well.

- What do you mean?

Of course it did. I made

friends with everyone.

- With a kick in the face.

- I'm looking at the stories.

You're a meme now.

Listen, Jaime. I'll get close

to the target and go down hard.

Silvio has powerful friends.

With no evidence, Genaro is

being pressured to drop the case.

No! Hold on! I'm going to find the

coordinates. I'm close, I'm here.

- I'm afraid we're running out of time!

- Running out of time? Denise?

Out of time for what?

Are you talking to her?

- Running out of time for her break.

- Give me that.

Where are you, Denise?

- Where am I?

- Trancoso.

Trancoso. I'm in Trancoso.

You need to tell a believable

story. You'll go back with a tan.

- What's that voice? Who's there with you?

- A friend I made here.

Babi! How's it going?

You made a friend on your

trip? Come on, that's not true.

I just need to know how

much time I still have.

- Leave time.

- Just focus on the next 72 hours.

The next 72 hours are crucial

for your entertainment.

- I have 72 hours.

- What's the hurry?

I need to hang up. The

signal here is bad.

- Kisses, Jaime!

- It's really bad!

- Kisses, Jaime! Kisses, Mr. Genaro.

- I can't hear you!

Bye, ladies.

I love them. They're great.

Wait up, Denise. Don't

forget your sarong.

Your back isn't 17 years old

anymore, you know that, right?

- I'll worry about it when I'm 60.

- You might never leave your 30s.

As my dad used to say, "Running

like that may never get you there."

- Did he pass away?

- No.

- Why did you say "used to"?

- I stopped listening to him.

Everything had to be his way,

it's been like that my whole life.

- The chief's daughter has to behave.

- "The chief's daughter"?

You're Chief Genaro's daughter?

Wow, he sounded so nice.

Nice and demanding. I do everything

right and he never approves.

- He disapproves of everything you do.

- Yeah.

So, while you're pretending

to be a teenager,

I'm on a mission to prove

to my boss I can do my job.

- You mean, your dad, right?

- "Boss," for the sake of the mission.

Well, I live by the

YOLO philosophy.

- What's that?

- You Only Live Once.

- And here I was opening up...

- So am I, Denise.

And it's exactly by living,

enjoying the moment and having fun

that you'll go unnoticed

and get what you want.

That makes sense.

I'll never drink again.

Every teenager says that.

"I'll never drink again."

I've lost any chance I had

with Silvia. It's all over.

- She won't even remember last night.

- She will. She wasn't that drunk.

She wasn't, but you don't

matter that much to her.

She must've forgotten already.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- You were saying?

- Wow.

Now, she's not my friend

anymore. We're even.

Forget friendship.

We're on a mission.

Speak for yourself. I'm

here to savor Porto Seguro.

I'll start my day with a

mimosa, enjoy the free refills.

They left.

Kids always post where

they are. Just wait.

Guys, is there more?

Good morning, guys!

How's everyone doing?

Today is a beautiful day.

The sun is merciless in Bahia.

My enemies must be

having a terrible day.

Not that I have any

enemies. Of course not.

Sisterhood always.

Hashtag, girl power!

- Sil!

- Come on, girl!

I'm coming!

Hi. How are you?

I'll catch up with you later.

- How long have you lived here?

- Since I graduated high school.

As soon as I got here,

Evenstar spoke to me.

She said I belonged here

and that I should stay,

instead of going back and

doing whatever adults do.

So, that's your story?

A start spoke to you?

- Evenstar is the town's fortune teller.

- Babi!

- Dalva.

- Denise? How are you?

- How does she know my name?

- She's Evenstar, Denise.

She read my hand as soon as

I got here, said I was lost.

"Was"?

Then she offered me a room

in her boarding house.

As long as I paid in advance.

It was a scam, you

know that, right?

At least I got to stay here.

Come on, Evenstar. Show

me where that girl is.

Guys, let's get some braids?

Braids, Silvia?

White as you are?

Isn't that cultural

appropriation?

I think if we were in So Paulo, it

would totally be, and I'd be canceled.

But here in Bahia?

It's all good.

- Don't say I didn't warn you.

- I want a henna tattoo.

A henna tattoo? I want a real

one of a red scorpion right here.

It'll go all the

way down, you know?

- You're a Scorpio, right?

- I am.

This is the right beach.

She must be close.

- Look. It's them over there, right?

- Yeah.

Great.

Can I get a coconut, please?

- What are you doing?

- I'm setting up my base.

You're the field

agent. I'll stay here.

- You're clueless.

- Let's redefine "clueless"

because I'm not sure I get it.

Was I suspended from the force?

Am I disguised as a

teenager? Thanks, honey.

And on top of that, looking

for something totally unknown

- and investigating a crime with no proof?

- The evidence is here. I'll find it.

- I love paddleboarding.

- I'm sure you do.

They're leaving.

Let's go, Babi!

- I can't even finish my coconut.

- Wait up!

- Aren't you going to pay?

- Pay him.

I forgot my wallet.

Pay him, Denise.

You're shameless.

Do you accept cards?

- This is Bahia, miss.

- Here.

- Debit or credit?

- Credit.

- Tap?

- No, stick it in.

The signal is weak here.

- Want a receipt?

- No. Thanks.

Where are they? Where?

See what you did?

They left! Wait.

She didn't post anything.

I bet one of her friends

did. Check their profiles.

We look away one second

and these kids vanish.

That girl is such a birdbrain.

She copies everything

Silvia does, but worse.

But it works. She's

always beside Silvia.

How cool! I love it! Can

you do my hair like that?

Hi, guys.

Dad!

Dad?

Where are you? I can't hear!

Shouldn't you call

back? Dads always worry.

My dad always worries.

Doesn't yours, Babi?

- A lot.

- You should try to call.

Hi, Sll!

Twinsies!

Let's go, girl. Jota said there's

a huge line for the waterslide.

Thanks, girls. Kisses. It's

all paid for. Bye for now.

- Bye.

- Bye, girls.

What waterslide?

So?

No way. I'm

terrified of heights.

- Scared of heights, you?

- Yeah, I have my fears too. I'm not going.

You're not going?

Then hold my things.

Sil! Girl!

Sil!

I'm with a friend

over there. Thanks!

Wait up, mister.

Any lime popsicles?

Let me get my credit card.

Thanks.

Hang on. Denise!

What's your PIN code? Denise!

Try again.

Hello? Dad?

- I'm in line for the waterslide.

- No?

- Denise!

- Did you seriously call just to ask

- if I'm wearing that hideous thing?

- Denise!

Yes, I am. I've had it

on me the whole time.

You're such a pain, Dad!

You left your own party,

and now you want to control me

from I don't know where! Bye!

- Denise!

- What are you doing here?

What is it?

What? So annoying!

Denise!

This is not good.

Relax. She fell in the water.

- You slammed into her, but no harm done.

- Rhyming right now won't help.

- No need for the attitude.

- I'm pissed.

I lost her trust for good,

and I won't be able to get...

the thingamajig!

- You think it's in the necklace?

- Of course!

Do you know any teenager who wears

the same accessory every day?

Right. She's had that

necklace on since day one.

That alone would be weird. Now

her dad calls to ask about it?

And the plot thickens!

The person the police

can't touch is Silvia,

and the coordinates

are in the pendant!

- You're really good at this.

- Hey, girls.

- I'm promoting Humping the Alligator.

- A show?

It's our annual

dance competition.

- You can win a prize.

- I love ax music.

- So do I.

- I doubt it.

- Give me your number.

- Why?

Here you go.

I'll send a QR code

with all the info.

- I'll see you there. Bye.

- Bye.

I do like ax music, I've always

danced it, since I was a kid.

I danced ax, salsa, merengue.

I believe you, but

after the pandemic,

all the dances from Humping

the Alligator are from TikTok.

- Oh, f*ck.

- I know.

- What do you mean, Jota?

- Silvia, I'm not getting on stage.

I'm a terrible dancer, I told you.

Whenever you see a g*y person,

you automatically

thing they can dance.

Let's normalize g*y

people who can't dance!

- But I want to win the prize.

- Then go dance by yourself.

I'm in shock because of

the waterslide incident.

Please, I'm a mess,

and everything hurts.

- And whose fault was it?

- You slammed into me!

Now, get up on that stage

and shake your stiff a*s

until you win the prize.

What's up, Porto Seguro?

Are you ready to

Hump the Alligator?

This year, the

winning team will get

an exclusive schooner ride with

banana boat rides and much more!

Make some noise for

our contestants!

The green team!

The blue team!

The purple team!

And the yellow team!

- Whoever screws up the routine gets...

- Eliminated!

All right, let's see

who will go first.

Johnny, from the blue team!

And competing against Johnny, we

have Sandrinha, from the green team!

Hit it. DJ!

Oh, he messed up!

- Now he's going to be...

- Eliminated!

Let's see who's going to

compete with Sandrinha now.

Come on up, Zez,

from the purple team.

Welcome, Zez. Hi it, DJ!

Stop the music, DJ.

- She messed up. She's been...

- Eliminated.

The only one left is Denise,

from the yellow team.

Come over here, Denise.

To celebrate 20 years of

Humping the Alligator,

give it up for the Sheilas!

Now, Denise and Zez, you'll

dance with the Sheilas.

It's your time to shine.

Hit it, DJ!

Zez is clueless when

it comes to ax music.

Congratulations, Denise!

The winner of the 20th Annual Humping

the Alligator Dance Competition.

And now, Denise and the Sheilas!

Denise is k*lling it, guys!

Give it up for

Denise! She nailed it!

Applause!

Denise is our girl!

She's our girl!

Silvia, watch out!

Let go!

Hey! Watch where

you're going, girl!

- I was chasing a thief.

- Jeez! There's nowhere safe.

- Amazing.

- Denise.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

You saved a family treasure.

No worries. I know those

things are priceless.

A thief on an expensive

trip like this is not cool.

- I'm a little jittery.

- Don't worry. You're okay now.

We're having a slumber party in my

room. Want to come for some drinks?

Yeah, I'd love to. Sure.

All right, I'll see

you tonight, girl!

Can I come too? We go everywhere

together, like you guys. She's my Enza.

- Yeah, okay. Kisses!

- Kisses.

- See you later.

- "Yeah, I'd love to."

- That girl is awful, right?

- She's awful.

- You k*lled it up on stage.

- I told you I loved ax music.

- Such a good dancer.

- And we're going to a slumber party!

- We do.

- Youths!

This is the new trend

That I'm going to teach you

Under the rope

You'll have to go through

My God, what a dream! I've

never been so happy to be old!

You sound like an old lady,

but look like a teenager.

- It's funny.

- Ever heard of privacy, girl?

I need to get ready too. You're

taking forever in the shower.

Privacy? Look at the

size of this bathroom.

See? Having a little

fun doesn't hurt.

Yeah, but there's no room for

fun in the career I chose.

I could tell by your friend

Jaime's tone of voice.

In fact, shouldn't you keep him

updated on what's going on here?

I should.

But I'm so close to

getting what I want.

I'll deal with that later. First,

I need to be sure I'm right.

Okay. Since you've got to prove a

ton of things to a ton of people...

To make up for a ton sh*t I did.

- There's that too.

- Yeah.

Let's go? Get ready

for this slumber party?

We're going in our PJs and leaving

with the mission accomplished.

- With the coordinates in our "handy".

- "Hands".

- Right? "Hands."

- It's a meme.

What do you think?

Your butt looks flat,

but they're pajamas.

- I was aiming for "smart casual".

- And ended up with grandma's PJs.

This is my first slumber party.

My God, Denise!

You never drank, never dated, and

never went to a slumber party?

Where have you been

this whole time?

I'll show you the penal law

workbook for the Police force.

What's up, girls?

- Slumber party?

- Yeah, want to come? It'll be cool.

I'll take a raincheck.

Press the button, girl.

- The button.

- Yeah, okay.

- You going to bed this early?

- I need to be up early.

- I'm doing Tai-Chi on the beach tomorrow.

- I didn't know people still did that.

They do it so early, everyone's still

sleeping so there's no record of it.

- Goodbye.

- Bye.

Bye...

- Come on, girl.

- I'm coming.

I'm so glad you guys came!

Welcome to my suite.

I'm so happy.

We've prepared some things for

the party. Some drinks, snacks...

I hope you guys like it.

- Beautiful, right?

- Beautiful.

Thank you so much

for saving my life.

- And my necklace.

- No worries.

By the way, where is it?

You never take it off.

After it almost got stolen,

I put it in the safe.

Listen up, everyone!

Look what I brought

to liven up the party.

- Finally.

- Let's go!

These kids are

going to get wasted.

- You too.

- Let's play Truth or Dare?

Yeah!

- Can you open safes?

- I'm no professional criminal.

We'll have to improvise. Say you're

going to pee and get in there.

I'll get the combination.

Just do your part.

Guys, I'm going to the bathroom

to see if I picked

some nice panties.

You never know what can

happen in Truth or Dare.

Let's start, then? Come on!

Let's go!

I'll start.

The booze goes in, and

the truth comes out!

Denise!

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Do you have crush on someone?

- Tell us.

- I lied. I choose "dare".

Chug! Chug!

My turn, Silvia.

Spin the bottle first, sweetie.

I was going to.

- sh*t.

- What?

Enza, truth or dare?

- Truth.

- What's Silvia's date of birth?

What? Are you serious?

She's testing you to see if

Enza is really your friend.

- I know. It's...

- February 12th, 2007.

NOT THE BDAY

Okay, I'll go again.

Yes!

What's your zip code?

- Which one?

- All of them. Start listing.

Chug!

- Your license plate?

- I don't drive.

The car you ride in.

Go, Jota!

You dad's birthday?

Go, Silvia! Go, Silvia!

Jota, Jota.

I choose dare.

Come here. It's a heart.

- Say a six-digit number.

- What do you mean?

The first that come

to your head. Go!

Lick it! Lick it!

Just lipstick on my cheek!

- Just a little kiss!

- I ship that couple!

Didn't Babi go

check her panties?

Bodysuit. Bodysuits

take forever.

Let's take a break from

drinking so we don't get wasted.

- Agreed?

- Good idea.

Okay. I'm putting

my braces away.

I'm gonna order us a little

something to eat in the app.

Girl, what's the password again?

I've told you a thousand times!

It's an S. Three, one,

four, six, nine, seven.

Blocked for 15 minutes?

Why do you have a

playlist called "Magno"?

Because he made it

when they hooked up.

- Magno?

- You hooked up and didn't tell me?

No, no.

It was me! I just got

the stories mixed up.

You got the stories mixed up?

Let's get back to the game. Sit

down, sweetie. It's my turn.

Denise, how many

boyfriends have you had?

I've never dated anyone.

I can choose "dare" now, right?

I don't have to tell you more.

Kiss Magno, then. Since he

and Silvia are just friends,

- you won't mind, right?

- No.

Of course not.

Go ahead. Kiss her.

Kiss! Kiss!

If that's the "dare"...

Kiss! Kiss!

No!

She likes Bertinho.

- Yes!

- What?

- The Humping the Alligator guy?

- Isn't he a bit old?

He's so hot.

He's not all that. He

just tones his arms.

You know he's staying

at the hotel, right?

- Yeah, room 252. I know because I...

- Let's go knock on his door.

No, come on.

- Denise is going to kiss him!

- No.

Let's all stay here,

we can play again!

- Denise is going to kiss him!

- Let's play again!

- I was kidding, I swear!

- It's just a kiss, don't be silly.

- Denise is going to kiss him!

- Lower your voices!

- Someone called me!

- Wait, there's one thing missing.

Lift up her hair, Jota.

A lucky charm for

this special moment.

I know you love that necklace.

- Let's take a selfie.

- It does look good.

- Okay, enough.

- Great, can we go back then?

It's your time to

shine, Denise. Come on.

The guy is asleep.

Didn't you say you'd never

kissed? Now's your chance.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Roberto.

- You can call me Bertinho.

- Bertinho.

I wanted to see if you'd like

to go for a walk with me.

At 4:00 in the morning?

Who is it, Bertinho?

Sorry, I have to go.

Sure. I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

- Good night.

- Good morning.

Good morning.

Excuse me.

No, let me. I'll talk to her.

Chief Genaro.

I...

Dad.

I screwed up, Dad.

I have to take responsibility

for my actions.

I have to admit I

made everything worse.

I made it all worse.

My plan to come here and pretend

to be a teen went really wrong

I got ahead of myself.

Now, everything's a huge mess.

You know what I want?

I want Bertinho.

He could be just a hot guy,

but he's super nice too.

He's a nice hottie.

But there was a lady

in his room. Anyway...

Here's the thing, you

can do whatever you want.

- If you want to fire me, that's fine.

- Delete that message.

My dad's right.

I was impulsive, as usual.

You're in no

condition to say that.

Who are you to tell me

what to do? It's all over.

It backfired on me.

And I betrayed a new

friend for this, too.

Will she hate me forever

for arresting her dad?

Of course. But it's

for a greater good.

Want to know what's worse?

It's just a necklace.

- There are no coordinates?

- Nope.

But now we're Silvia's

friends. Let's go back...

Why does it matter to you?

You're not even a cop.

You're just someone who fakes

being young cause aging scares you

Oh yeah? And you play a know-it-all

to mask your uptightness.

- At least I know what I want.

- You'll die alone. And a virgin.

Is everything all right over here?

Do you need help with anything?

Sorry to interrupt your dinner.

Can we buy you guys a drink?

Sure, I'll have a drink.

I haven't had any...

You won't get the

coordinates before we do.

- Wait, you guys were on...

- It's obvious, right?

What couple would come here for

their honeymoon on Senior Year Week?

Look. You need to help

us get those coordinates.

You don't know who you're messing

with. I'm a federal agent.

Oh, we know.

Let me tell you something,

just because I really like you.

It's a secret, okay?

Don't tell anyone.

I'm on an undercover mission.

Quiet!

- We shouldn't have drank with the kids.

- Sure, that's why we're here now.

Look, even though we're here on

business, we are a real couple.

Newlyweds. In fact,

we're on our honeymoon.

Why on earth would you

have an outlaw honeymoon?

- Now, be quiet, you two.

- No funny business, okay?

Hello? Hi.

- Did you finish the job?

- We're just about to.

Listen, we need to

renegotiate the deal.

This was supposed to be a simple theft.

Now other crimes are added to the list.

I need you to find the coordinates

before Silvio comes back from hiding.

If he thinks he can trick

me, I'll trick him first.

- But, ma'am...

- I'll pay double the amount.

Sure. Okay, then. Bye.

I told you!

Sorry about what I said. I was

a little tipsy. I still am.

I screwed up.

At least my mission

was accomplished.

- What do you talking about?

- Look at you, Denise.

Apologizing for

being a little tipsy.

"I screwed up." Can you be

more of a teenager than that?

I think I was in a

hurry to grow up.

I never enjoyed

my teenage years.

As for me, this is my last year as a

17-year-old. I'll go straight to 30.

- Actually, 28.

- It's a big difference.

Look on the bright

side. It was epic.

It really was.

There was shouting,

drinking, kicks in the face.

I had to get Silvia's braces in the sand

and put it in her mouth. I never knew...

Imported invisible braces.

My dad's going to k*ll me.

That's it, Babi! The

braces are the thingamajig.

For sure. I hope they at

least straighten her teeth.

- Because there's an expression line...

- No!

The coordinates are in the braces.

That's what she hates to wear.

Thanks for making

our job easier.

We're the ones ripping those

braces out of her mouth now.

How?

You get the braces,

and no one gets hurt.

What's stopping me

from reporting you?

My g*n. And Bee's g*n, who'll

stay here with your friend.

If you don't cooperate...

No, Bun. I'm not cutting her throat.

A g*nsh*t is the best I can do.

I'm sorry, but Bun and Bee?

For honey bun and honey bee.

But g*nshots are so loud.

Okay, you can choose:

loud or dirty?

k*lling someone

requires one of the two.

Thankfully, you won't

have to k*ll anyone.

If you cooperate.

You deserve an ankle monitor!

- And you deserve this!

- Let's not get carried away

by our emotions.

Hurry up.

How's it going, my man?

- Buddy!

- What's up, champ?

- Champ, really?

- Hi. Go ahead.

You two over there.

Jota, can you hold my hand?

Hurry up before I

throw you off the boat.

- Girl, you never give up, do you?

- Is everyone aboard?

I don't see Denise and Babi.

Not a day goes by without a kid

going missing. I'll go look.

Don't leave without me!

Wait for Afonsinho to come back!

- He's a great guy. I like him.

- Let's go.

Where could they be?

Hey, no one wants

this to end badly.

Definitely. Especially

me, because I'm tied up.

So just lay low. No one needs

to know what's going on here.

Help! I'm being kidnapped!

Be quiet!

Excuse me. How weird.

Isn't this Denise's room?

- No. Wrong room.

- Help!

You made a mistake, for sure.

I'm on my honeymoon here.

How weird. This says this is

Denise's room. Who are you?

- I'm her mother.

- Her mother?

Something's not right.

You look more like her sister!

How crazy...

Let me get this straight.

You scheduled your honeymoon

with your daughter's school trip?

- Yeah. Bun, my husband is...

- Your new husband?

I see. I know how it is.

Kids have a hard time

adjusting. They can bond here.

Thank you for your kind words.

My daughter had the same

experience, but her mom remarried.

After the divorce, I never found

anyone. I'm totally single.

Denise!

Denise, don't do

that to your mom!

It's a sin, Denise!

Stop fighting! Is that a

g*n? g*ns make me dizzy.

Don't do that. Please! Respect

your parents. It's biblical.

Not the lamp. Careful, you're

going to hit me. I'm sensitive.

I'm going to be sick.

My blood pressure!

Nice swerve! Again! My God!

I know what you're going through,

there's no need for this!

I'm an educator. I studied it!

That's not how

you settle things!

Kindness begets kindness.

Violence begets violence.

Love begets love.

You kicked your mom! Jesus!

- If she moves, you know what to do.

- I don't. Denise?

I just came to get

you for the boat ride.

Your mom deserves to

have a love life too

- What's wrong with this generation?

- Don't move.

Don't try anything. Move.

- Hi, Dad. I can't talk now.

- I know everything, Denise.

- I figured. Sorry about the message.

- Message?

You're all over social media.

Our Intel has a TikTok account.

I take full responsibility.

I found the coordinates.

This is our chance to

save your reputation.

I'll worry about my reputation

later. I need to save my friend

- But what is your priority now?

- Exactly.

Thank you!

Babi!

What's up? Where's D?

- D?

- Yeah.

She's in her room.

She needs help.

Damn.

- Emotional hangover sucks.

- Yeah.

And Magno? Have you seen him?

Why? What do you mean?

What do you want with him?

Me? Nothing. I just heard he

wanted to hook up with someone.

- With Denise?

- With you, Silvia.

- With me?

- Yeah.

But you keep playing games,

pretending you're not interested.

So, he never makes a move.

Are you sure? I mean, what

if it doesn't work out?

What if things get

awkward between us?

What if it does work out?

What if it's wonderful?

Okay! I'll talk to him.

Wait. Shouldn't you take

out your braces first?

If you guys kiss, and...

- Can you hold them for me?

- Yeah.

Thanks, girl. I'm going

to make out today!

- Bye bye!

- Bye.

Hey, come back!

23-5-4-4-5-0-3.

Open up! I know you're

in there. Come out!

- What's your problem, old man?

- Don't call me "old man"!

- I can't even memorize bag lock numbers!

- Come out.

Hand it over.

Give me that!

You swallowed it?

Spit it out!

The only way you'll get

it is over my dead body.

k*lling you would be a hassle.

Now, get out in front of me.

Move!

Nice and easy.

- Have you seen Babi?

- Denise!

- She played cupid and left.

- What's up?

Excuse me.

Babi!

- Help! Denise!

- Babi.

The banana boat is here,

- Banana Boat.

- Let's go, guys!

There, there. Stay there!

Stay there! Move.

Come on.

- Police! Stop right there!

- How is she a cop?

- Are there teenage cops?

- Of course not.

- She's over 30, for sure.

- That's awesome.

- You're under arrest, Bun.

- If you sh**t, I'll sh**t.

And don't call me Bun.

Only Bee can call me Bun.

- And where's my wife?

- Let her go and I'll tell you.

Listen here. I do need her,

but I don't need her alive.

- Drop your g*n.

- All right.

- I'll put it down. Easy.

- That's it.

- That's it, very good.

- Look at me.

If you surrender now,

we can still talk.

You want to talk? Okay.

Come on, say your

last words. Go ahead.

I just want to say

it was all worth it.

For me, too.

Meeting you on this

trip was worth way more

than scamming teenagers.

Meeting you and becoming friends

mattered way more than my mission.

No one believed in me. You

were the only one who did.

I think you're the only

real friend I've ever had.

"You're my friend, my bestie."

You're going to lose

your friend right now!

YOLO.

- Got it. Back off.

- YOLO indeed.

Hey, easy! Those meddling teens.

No matter what happens,

honey bee, I'll wait for you.

He did it. He did the whole

thing. And on our honeymoon!

See, Jota. Even criminals

find love in Porto.

If we're still single at 25,

- let's get married?

- You don't give up, do you?

- When we're 70, okay?

- Make it 35.

Fifty, final offer.

I really ship the two of you.

- Time to explain yourself.

- I...

I'm a cop. I came here to

investigate Silvia's dad.

I'm sorry for not being

totally honest with you.

But my mission here

was to arrest your dad.

Even I couldn't handle

my dad's schemes anymore.

- I'm sorry.

- Well, I'm not.

Are you dating already?

Nowadays kids post it on

Instagram to make it official.

- I didn't see anything.

- Let's post some stories...

- Right? Of us in paradise.

- No, not stories. I want a photo.

I want a pinned

post on your feed.

I don't want my picture to

get lost among all the others.

- Yeah, right?

- Right.

- Let's go?

- Let's go.

- So, you really have to leave?

- Yeah.

The evidence was lost. I need

to explain what happened.

The evidence was not lost. No.

I just forgot to

tell you. I have it.

No way. Seriously? Where is it?

Well, I need some time

before I can give it to you.

If you have some laxative...

- Maybe even a suppository.

- Denise!

Denise, I...

I'm sorry, okay?

I was tripping. I thought we could have

something. I'll stop bothering you.

- Hey, I heard your message.

- What message?

I want Bertinho. He could be just a

hot guy, but he's a super nice hot guy.

- I know I deserve...

- Cancel that message.

Oh, boy. I sent it to you.

That was meant for my dad.

I guess I blew my cover.

- What about the lady in your room?

- My cousin.

Is she really your cousin or a fake

"cousin"? There's a difference.

Denise is making out!

Get off!

The cargo is being loaded as we

speak. According to schedule.

POLICE BRAZIL

- I'm a man of my word.

- On the ground!

Don't move. You're under

arrest, Silvio Quintella.

- Thanks.

- So, how was your leave?

- Honestly? It was wonderful.

- Great!

After many years, thanks to you,

the scheme was finally dismantled.

As much as I hate to admit it,

the truth is you were right,

- and I was wrong.

- Chief Genaro... I mean, Dad.

Denise, I couldn't

be prouder of you.

After your promotion, we'll

be working even closer.

- Promotion?

- No more mandatory leave.

- We've got a lot of work to do.

- Dad, listen.

I'm here to hand

in my resignation.

- Your resignation?

- Yeah.

Truth is, I became a cop to impress

you. Even though I learned a lot here,

- I'm ready to learn other things.

- But, honey,

you only get a chance like

this once in a lifetime.

Exactly.

YOLO.

Thanks, Dad.

- I knew you'd come back.

- I had to come back.

Evenstar always gets it right.

YOLO!