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Red Dog (2011)

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Red Dog (2011)

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♫ I got some money

in my pocket

♫ I got the car keys in my hand

♫ I got myself a couple

of tickets... ♫

Hey.

♫ Come on, babe,

you know there ain't no time

♫ To mess around, round, round

♫ Evie, Evie

♫ Evie, let your hair hang down

♫ Evie, Evie

♫ Evie, let your hair hang down

♫ Evie, Evie

♫ Evie, let your hair hang down

♫ Evie, Evie

♫ Let your hair hang... ♫

Hello!

Bring him in.

Bring him in.

Through here. Just get him in.

Alright, uh...

- OK, sit down.

- OK, OK.

Hold his head! You have

to keep his bloody head still!

Hey, hey! Hey, hey, you!

We've gotta get a clean...

Uh, no... Yeah, no worries.

What is his beef, huh?

It doesn't matter.

I can't do it anyway.

I can't sh**t a mate.

What can I get you, mate?

Uh, just a beer, thanks.

So, what's wrong with the dog?

Oh, baited strychnine.

Why would anyone

want to poison a dog?

Maybe someone set it out

for the roos or the dingoes

or someone just doesn't

like dogs, you know?

There are people, sick people.

Sorry.

Are you his master?

No, no. He has no master.


Well, not now.

That's not just any dog

in there, you know?

- No?

- Oh, no, no.

No, no, he's a famous dog.

He's probably the most

famous dog in all Australia.

Red Dog.

Yeah, the one that warned


those people about that fire.

No, no, no.

The one that saved that child...

No, no, not him. Wrong dog.

- Didn't he...

- No, no, no, no.

Look, mate, you're looking

at it all the wrong way.

It's, uh...


it's not what he did.

It's who he was.

'Is', I mean.

Red Dog?

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Vet's coming.

- Yeah? When?

- Soon.

How's the poor thing doing?

Oh, I'm sorry, mate.


Jack Collins, publican.

Thomas Baker, trucker.

Yeah, yeah.

It was me that brought Red Dog

to Dampier, me and Maureen...

near on 10 years ago now,

back in the mean old days

when men were men

and dogs were... dogs,

rougher, hotter,

brighter, redder...

Why would anybody

build a town out here?

Why would anyone live

in a town built out here?

Iron ore. Money.

Yeah, I know that.

- What's that?

- What's what?

On the road.

It's a dog.

I can see that.

What's it doing out here?

Hello, boy!

Hey? Hello.

Hello. Aren't you

a pretty boy, hey?

Hello.

Are you lost?

Do you need water?

Cheeky b*stard.

Struth!

Is that the dog?

Well, it's certainly

not me! Eugh!

Ohh! Oh, Lord,

what did that thing eat?

Stop the car!

I can't breathe! Ohh!

Eugh!

Oh...

Oh, this is like... Wow.

Ohh!

WESTERN AUSTRALIA 1971

Ohh!

Hey, Maureen, Maureen.

Come and have a look at this.

Oh, that poor little bugger.

Oh!

Oh, g'day, Rick.

He's out the back, mate.

- Righto. Thanks.

- Hey, Rick.

That's the vet.

Here you go, Vanno.

- Hey.

- Vanno, this is Tommy boy.

I've just been telling him

about Red Dog.

Vanno here's one of his first

mates from back in the days.

Yes, 'the days'.

Wild days?

Very wild, very lonely.

A dog of a certain type

can do well in a lonely town.

I know.

I come from a small little

village in Italy, Abruzzi.

Here we go.

Ohh!

Yes, yes, you all bloat,

but my little village

was beautiful.

In spring, flowers

are like Turkish carpet

and the wine would

make you see the Virgin.

Why did you leave?

Same as all these

fools, money!

We all follow the money.

They come from everywhere.

From all the countries,

they come

for the money,

for the work.

From Poland, New Zealand,

Ireland, Greece,

Latvia, America.

Even Melbourne.

Living together,

eating together

and crapping together.

Money crackpot

They may look normal,

but not normal.

Sun has burned out

their brains.

See, I know sun

in Italy, in Abruzzi,

but I not know the sun

until I come here.

Very dangerous, this sun.

I knew a man, Goran.

Remember Goran?

The Sun, it k*ll him.

And also Sam. Remember Sam-Man?

He work in the sun

for five hours without no hat.

Fool!

Afterward he spoke

Chinese for two days.

Before the sun, he know

not a word of Chinese!

Yes, it was crazy place when

Red Dog arrive in Dampier.

Men are no better

than wild animals.

They drink much and they...

How do you say? 'Imbulge'.

And their hair, it goes funny.

♫ All day, all night

♫ You know,

I've been working hard

♫ All day, all night

♫ Gather around, y'all

it's about time you learnt

♫ About the new dance craze

that's sweeping the world... ♫

If that thing could flap...

...it might just fly away.

You two... be needing

an ed-u-cation.

A what?

Arggh!

Ohh!

Though not all imbulge.

Some were quiet, educated,

with dark, mysterious past.

Some that

never, ever laugh.

In Abruzzi, no-one would

fight over moustache.

What do they fight over?

Women!

Abruzzi has the most

beautiful women in Italy.

Slender, with a wonderful

breast, like a nut.

Nuts?

Yes! Big, beautiful nut!

To come from a place

with such beautiful women

to a place with no women...

I don't think you can

understand such pain.

In Abruzzi,

the sky is very blue,

THE "SKI" PATROL

like, uh...

...like the sky of Abruzzi.

If he mentions that

stupid town one more time

I'll stick him like a pig.

I will help.

For national unity.

In Abruzzi, the sea...

Arggh.

Oi! Oi!

Barry Wright

to main office, please.

Barry Wright.

We took a vote,

and the shop steward agrees.

If you don't stop

talking about 'Bruzki'...

Abruzzi!

...the Ski Patrol have

permission to slit your throat.

Sorry.

Everyone's homesick.

Not you?

Need a home to be

homesick, mate.

You alone too, Mr. Doggie?

But you are happy, no?

You have a gift, Mr. Doggie.

I do not.

Have you ever heard of Abruzzi?

Abruzzi has the best

fishing in Italy...

♫ Oh, baby, don't you know

that I love you so?

♫ Bom, bom, bom, bom

- ♫ Baby, don't you know

- ♫ Bom, bom, bom, bom

- ♫ That I love you so?

- ♫ Bom, bom... ♫

What can I say?

He was an excellent listener.

He did not judge.

A polite doggie,

a very loyal doggie.

Or so I thought.

♫ Bom, bom, bom, bom

♫ Baby, can't you see...

- ♫ That you were meant for me?

- ♫ Bom, bom... ♫

Betrayal!

Hey!

- What are you doing?

- Nothing.

- Are you talking to my dog?

- Your dog?

- How is he your dog?

- I talk to him first.

That doesn't make him

your dog, mate.

That just makes you weird.

If I am weird

then you are more weird.

- Not likely.

- I feed him steak!

Well, what do you think

I'm feeding him? Broccoli?

Dog robber.

Alright, then.

Why don't we let him decide?

Good.

Let him decide!

Whose doggie are you?

Give us a kiss.

Good boy! How you going?

Oh, you're a good boy, Red Dog.

You little Red Dog, aren't ya?

Aren't ya a good boy?

He was like that...

a dog for everyone.

Come here, boy!

Come here, boy.

Here, Red. Here.

Good boy! Come here.

Yes, for everyone,

but no-one in particular.

All those in favour

of Red Dog joining the TWU

under the job heading

con... consu...

- Consulari.

- Whatever.

All those in favour, say "Aye."

Aye.

Yes, a union doggie,

a doggie for all.

That is, until he met

his true master.

- Johnny!

- Yeah, Johnny!

- Johnny boy!

- Johnny Boy!

♫ Now listen

♫ Oh, we're stepping out

♫ I'm gonna turn around

♫ Gonna turn around once

and we'll do the Eagle Rock

♫ Whoa, mamma

♫ Oh, your rocking swell

♫ Hmm, yeah, you do it so well

♫ Well, we do it so well

when we do the Eagle Rock

♫ Mamma, oh!

♫ Yeah, you're rocking fine

♫ Why don't you give me a sign?

♫ Hmm, just give me a sign

and we'll do the Eagle Rock

♫ Hey, hey, hey

♫ Good old Eagle Rock's

here to stay

♫ I'm just crazy

'bout the way we move

♫ Doing the Eagle Rock... ♫

Good morning.

Bloody Americans.

Hey!

- Did you see that?

- Red Dog.

- He almost got run over.

- Nah, he was hitchhiking, mate.

That was hitchhiking?

Once you pick him up,

he remembers

and thinks it's his right

to demand a ride any time.

Pushy bloke,

no doubt about it.

What? He only does that

to people that he knows?

Of course not.

Just the ones he likes.

♫ You can

climb a mountain

♫ You can swim a sea

♫ You can jump into the fire

♫ But you'll never be free... ♫

♫ You can shake me up

♫ Or I can break you down

♫ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

♫ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh... ♫

Hey, what do you think

you're doing?!

Go on, get off my bike.

Go on, go on. Get!

The world

is a funny place, no?

Sometimes you pick your dog.

Sometimes your dog picks you.

♫ Our love is alive

♫ And so we begin

♫ Foolishly laying

our hearts on the table

♫ Stumblin' in

♫ Our love is a flame

♫ Burning within... ♫

No dogs on the bus.

♫ Stumblin' in

♫ Wherever you go

♫ Whatever you do

♫ You know these reckless

thoughts of mine

♫ Are following you

♫ I've fallen for you

♫ Whatever you do

♫ 'Cause, baby,

you've shown me so many things

♫ That I never knew

♫ Whatever it takes

♫ Baby, I'll do it for you... ♫

All the sad faces in the world

won't work,

so you can just stop.

♫ Foolishly laying

our hearts on the table

♫ Stumblin' in

♫ Our love is a flame

♫ Burning within

♫ Now and then

firelight will catch us

♫ Stumblin' in... ♫

- Ready?

- OK, five.

In for five.

Ready? Quiet!

Go!

Eat, eat,

eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!

9.2 seconds! A new world record!

No!

Oh-h*-h*!

What's next? What's next?

- Something harder!

- Give him the meat tray!

A chicken!

Why wouldn't he eat a chicken?

Alive chicken!

Enough!

I won't let Red Dog eat alive

chicken for your sick amusement.

What's it to you, huh?

It's not your dog.

No chicken, mate.

- Says who?

- I do.

Ooh!

Fight, fight, fight,

fight, fight, fight!

OK, OK!

No chicken, no chicken.

Red Dog, come!

Huh?

Come on, boy.

We ride together now.

And from that day on

Red Dog had a master...

the only master

he would ever have.

Hey, but enough said

about that.

Hey, quiet! Quiet! Shh!

Turn the jukebox off.

Uh... to tell you the truth,

I should put him down.

But he's a strong old dog

and God knows

he deserves a last fight

so I've given him some

anticonvulsants,

he's resting easier.

We wait. Hopefully, he'll

make it through the night.

Come on, Red Dog.

Poor Red.

What are we gonna

do with you, huh?

- A shame, that is.

- Yeah.

There's a lot

of history there, you know,

with Nancy, John, Red Dog.

Down!

Bad dog!

You'll never get him

out of there, Miss.

No-one sit there

when Red sit there.

Ohh!

Well, aren't you

a charmer, huh?

Stop that!

Bad dog!

Hang on, Miss. Hang on!

Ever since he became

a union member

he thinks he's got rights.

I'm not moving, so you'll

just have to put up with me.

Stop that! Now, be

a gentleman and move over!

- Now!

- Ooh.

- Hello.

- Hello.

You're sharing a seat

with my dog.

Yes, I am.

Wow.

So, what will you be

doing at Hamersley, Nancy?

A secretary.

Quite a change from Perth.

An adventure, to be sure.

That's a good way

to look at it, an adventure.

- Is alright yet?

- Don't wanna be too late.

Give it another minute or two

to air out, boys.

Wouldn't want anyone

to get sick from the fumes.

So, Nancy, there's a new movie

playing at the open-air.

Would you like

to come and see it?

What's it about?

Uh, I can't remember.

Alright, then.

- Still 'rip'.

- 'Ripe'?

Yes, the rip is very ripe.

Oh, yeah?

Hi, John.

Uh, I need to borrow the wagon

so I can take the new girl

to the movies.

What makes you think

that she'd be interested

in a skinny

little Yank like you

when she's got us

proper blokes around?

I bathe.

Also, do you think

you could watch Red?

I think he's a touch...

J-E-A-L-O-U-S.

J-E-what?

- Jealous.

- Oh! Huh?

Pfft! No troubles.

We'll have

a right party, we will.

- Won't we, Red?

- Thanks, Peet. See ya, Red.

Get ready to get wild.

♫ Jeepers, creepers

♫ Where'd you get

those peepers?

♫ Jeepers, creepers

♫ Where'd you get those eyes? ♫

This one's a beauty.

It's called

the fisherman's rib.

Lovely, don't you think?

You play your cards right

and I can make you

a sweater with four legs.

♫ Love is me

♫ Got to put my cheaters on

Jeepers, creepers... ♫

Where do you think

you're going?

Ohh...

Yo!

We're going to the pub.

I can't...

I'm watching Red Dog

for Johnny boy.

What is in his mouth?

Hey! Give me that.

Bring back my bloody yarn!

Red! Red!

Hello, kitty.

Whoa.

Hey, hey. Go on, take off.

Red Cat was

an horrendous animal, no?

He was... how do you say?

A destroyer of many pooches.

Hey, what are you

doing to my cat?

Nothing. I...

What's going on?

Oh, this cat tried to attack me.

It must smell Red Dog on me.

Visitors have to park

on the road. It's a rule.

Sorry, Mr. Cribbage.

Rules are rules, Miss Grey.

With all the riffraff

the company's hiring

it's only rules that

separate us from the animals.

Goodnight, Mr. Cribbage.

He's the caretaker of the park.

I'm trying not to get

on his bad side.

Does he have a good side?

- There you are.

- Thank you.

Turn your bloody

lights off, ya nongs!

Shh!

Oh, geez!

Ohh!

Oi! I can't see!

What the hell is that?

Hide, it's my dog.

Ohh!

You, dog, be needing an ed-u-cation.

Hey, can I show you something?

Careful.

So a few years back,

this old dude, Jumbo Smelt,

was swimming right out there

and he got attacked

by a great white.

Bit him in the leg

and pulled him under.

- Did he die?

- No, no.

The shark spat him out,

didn't like the way he tasted.

Not a surprise

if you knew Jumbo.

It took 73 stitches to get

his leg sewed back together.

That's awful.

Hey, no-one swims

out there anymore.

Most days you can still see the

shark swimming back and forth.

He's been spotted so often

the boys have given him a name.

- Mmm?

- Lord Nelson.

I don't

see anything.

Maybe we should

go out a bit deeper.

- What's that?

- What?!

- Nothing.

- It's not funny!

Maybe he's asleep.

Sharks don't sleep.

They have to keep moving,

just like you,

Mister Never Lived More Than

Two Years in the Same Place.

- Are you calling me a shark?

- Maybe.

Nah, you got me wrong.

Moving is part

of my romantic nature.

Hmm.

You're just scared.

Scared? Of what?

Of finding something worth

staying in one place for.

♫ I left

the keys in the car

♫ I left the door ajar

♫ I didn't want to be alone

♫ These are the days

and the nights

♫ At these sweet

humbling heights

♫ And I know

it used to be home... ♫

♫ Well, whisk me away

I'll be yours for a day

♫ In heavenly fields

we can roam... ♫

♫ Whoa, oh, oh

You're my clean white love

♫ What are you doing?

What are you doing?

♫ What are ya doing to me?

♫ What are you doing

to my head?

♫ Whoa, oh, oh

You're my clean white love

♫ Whoa, oh, oh

You're too clean white love

♫ I give my heart

on the morning... ♫

Really?

♫ Everybody's

looking for a fix, hey

♫ Sell me a sign

♫ I'll cut the telephone line

♫ Just to keep

expectations alive... ♫

Hello, Red. Hello! Come on. Up.

♫ The feeling is blind

♫ Though I climbed up

You're looking divine

♫ Sell me it straight... ♫

Red Dog! Red!

♫ Keep on breaking

the rules, ohh

♫ Whoa, oh, oh

You're my clean white love

♫ Whoa, oh, oh

You're too clean white love

♫ What are you doing?

What are you doing?

♫ What are ya doing to me?

♫ What are you doing

to my head?

♫ Whoa, oh, oh

You're my clean white love

♫ Whoa, oh, oh,

you're too clean... ♫

Yep, Red was a real

matchmaker, alright.

Red Dog is reason

I met my most bella wife.

Do you remember? It was

the day Red Dog was shot.

- Red Dog was shot?

- Oh, yes.

After his first

great tight with Red Cat.

- Why would anyone sh**t him?

- Because he won.

No, he did not win

his first fight with Red Cat,

but Red Dog was not

a normal poochie.

He was smart, very, very smart,

and brave.

Get out! Get! You dirty,

filthy, whoring hound!

- Johnny boy!

- Yeah?

Phone.

Hello.

He's over here!

Hey, buddy. Hey.

Oh, what have they done to you?

Ohh. What do you think?

I can stop the bleeding, but

we have to get him to a vet.

That's four hours.

Three and a half, mate,

the way I drive.

Don't you dare die on me,

you damn dog.

Don't you dare die.

You're OK.

So, who do you think did it?

Evil cribbages.

They live on pig shouts

and they hate the doggies.

What makes you think

he has a r*fle?

- I know.

- How do you know that?

After Jumbo Smelt

was eaten in the leg

all the men with g*n...

...went out to k*ll the sharky.

I'm glad they didn't k*ll it.

Why?

You never know when

you might need a shark.

What in God's red earth

would you need a shark for?

Say you woke up

one fine morning

and didn't find it so fine.

Being eaten by a shark is

rather a memorable way to go.

You would not talk this way

if you laugh once in a while.

I laugh.

- Never.

- He's right, mate.

I've never even

heard you chuckle.

Maybe you haven't noticed,

but Dampier's no three-ring

bloody circus, is it?

In my home village of Abruzzi

there was always

laughter, always.

I don't even think

there is an Abruzzi.

You probably come from some

piss-ugly town in Albania

and are trying to pass.

Vannoski!

That is not funny.

Yuri Vannoski.

Dimitri Vannoski.

Knitter.

- What did you call me?

- I called you a knitter!

What kind of a man

knits a sweater?

Shut up! Give Red Dog

some peace, for Godsakes!

It'S OK. It'll be OK.

Well, he got lucky.

The b*ll*ts missed the bone.

I saved them for you.

Well, look at that.

- How long will he need to stay?

- Just a couple of hours.

It's my shout, boys.

You alright?

Red's gonna need

to come back in two weeks.

- That's a long bloody drive.

- Yeah.

I could try and take

the stitches out for you.

No.

I will take him.

It would be an honour.

2 WEEKS LATER

Idiota, idiota, idiota!

3 WEEKS LATER

His nose, it is, uh, very dry.

I cannot sleep.

4 WEEKS LATER

Yes, a worm.

A big white worm.

5 WEEKS LATER

I am sorry they give you

enema last time.

This time I promise

to ask her out.

OK, OK, OK.

I ask her out

and give you big meat, huh?

No. After.

I can't see any glass.

I wonder, you know, sometime,

I and you together maybe...

Are you asking me out?

I do.

Arggh!

Well?

Yes, I, Vincenzio

Alberto Girolomo,

ask you, bella Rosa, out.

A round of drinks on me

for my bella Rosa, my bello

child Giovanni and Red Dog.

He saved my life once. True.

Yeah? How did he do that?

Everyone that ends up

in this part of the country

has something

they're running away from.

Hang on.

Lack of money, broken heart,

violent acts, loss of hope.

We all have a story

we left behind.

10 years ago, my wife and girl

were k*lled in an auto accident

when I was driving.

Oh, Jesus,I... I'm sorry.

What Vanno said was true.

I... I hadn't laughed in years.

Then one fine morning I woke up

and I didn't find it so fine.

Oh, g'day, Jumbo.

Couldn't stand a drink

for me poor nerves and

me throbbing scar, could you?

No worries, Jumbo.

Throbbing something

horrible all night.

And what do I hear this morning?

Me old nemesis, Lord Nelson,

is back off Hansen's Cove,

swimming back and forth,

carefree as a kiss.

Huh.

I feel like

Captain bloody Hook.

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Hey, mate, can you grab

us a cold one out of the esky?

Oh, g'day, mate.

Get it!

Where are you,

you lazy-arse fish?

- Hey, get out of it, you mongrel!

- That's my steak!

Drop that steak!

- Jocko!

- Get out!

Shark!

- Faster!

- Get in, Jocko!

Ah!

Do you want to die?

Get rid of the steak!

Get in!

You alright?

Wasn't for Red Dog and

that prime hunk of red meat,

you'd be looking

at fish bait.

Hello?

Oh, uh. Wait.

Wait a second. Uh...

A gentleman.

Four sisters.

Ah. Well...

Oh, yeah, sorry. Sorry.

Yeah.

So, whatever happened

to them?

- Who?

- Nancy and John.

Uno, dos,

one, two, tres, cuatro.

Up, up, Up, Up.

Yeah!

Not that song!

Hey.

Excuse me, guys.

Oh, here we go,

here we go, here we go.

Speech!

Speech! Speech! Speech!

- Speech!

- No. No, no, no, no, no.

What do you think I'm standing

up here for, the weather?

- How's the weather?

- Hot!

Now, most of you blokes

have no idea

what we're celebrating

here tonight.

You heard there was

free beer and food

and you came swarming out of

the night like locusts.

He's not a bad bloke

for a seppo.

But I'm here to tell you

there's something deeper

going on here tonight.

We're celebrating

a unique moment in my life.

- Sedentariness.

- Did he say he was on drugs?

Nah, I think he's joining

the priesthood.

Now, I've been in Dampier

two years and one day.

That is one day longer

than I've ever been

in any single place

my whole life.

- Why, you ask? Why? Why?

- Why?

Why in this glorious

armpit of the North-West?

One reason.

One incredibly

beautiful reason.

I am hopelessly in love

with Nancy Grey,

and I am not afraid to tell

the world about it, or her.

Uh... Huh.

Nancy Jane Grey...

...will you marry me?

John Grant...

...I Will!

Now, go home!

- Lovely party.

- Mmm.

I think we should

go to my place.

Or we could just go

into my bed.

Which two of your mates

are passed out in.

Red Dog, you stay.

You hear me?

I'll be back in the morning.

Go back to sleep,

beautiful.

I'll see you tonight, OK?

Hello?

Oh, hello, Nancy.

It's Jocko.

Hello, Jocko.

How's your head?

What head?

Some joker's replaced it

with a swollen pumpkin.

- Have you seen John?

- Why?

Well, he never

showed up for work.

He left my place early

to go back to his house.

He probably went

back to sleep, is all.

I'll... it's nearly lunch.

I'll pop over

and take a peek.

- Call me when you find him.

- It will do.

- See that?

- What?

Turn around.

Slow down.

Here!

Oh!

No. Oh!

With all the sadness

and the...

...arrangements for the funeral,

everyone forgot about Red Dog.

Wasn't till

three days had passed

that anyone noticed that...

...he was still waiting

outside John's house.

Nancy made an effort

to claim him, but...

...he was a one-master dog.

So he waited.

In the heat and the cold,

day and night.

For three weeks, he sat

in front of John's house

and barely moved,

his eyes

always on the road.

Then one day,

Red Dog made a decision.

If John wasn't gonna come home,

then he, Red Dog,

would go out in the world

and find John.

Walked in the transport...

and looked into the face...

of every man there.

He was asking

a single question.

"Have you seen John?"

"Have you seen John?"

"Have you seen John?"

"Have you seen John?"

He looked everywhere

at Hamersley. Every department.

And when he couldn't

find him there,

he went to the saltworks.

And then the mall.

And then the pub.

And even the harbour.

Most dogs would have

stopped there, in Dampier.

But most dogs

weren't Red Dog.

And this is how

he became famous.

This is how he became

the Pilbara Wanderer,

Dog of the North-West.

You see, mate...

...he went everywhere.

He travelled for years.

Town to town to town.

He was spotted down in Perth

more than once

and as far north as Darwin.

And I have it

on good authority

that he even hitched a ride

on an ore ship

from Port Hedland

to Saganoseki, Japan.

But in the end,

after all the looking

and the travelling...

...the grief...

...I think he finally knew.

It was time.

Time to come home.

Red?

Red?

Red Dog! Red!

Red Dog! Hello!

Red Dog. Red Dog!

You came back!

Did you hear?

I got a promotion.

I'm an executive assistant now.

Which is really

the same as a secretary

except I get paid

a bit more.

They've put me on the list for one

of the new houses at Karratha.

Oh.

And I finally let

that Kurt bloke take me out.

I don't think so.

Bad dental hygiene.

Shh.

Hello.

- Miss Grey.

- Mmm.

Its come to our attention

that you're in serious

violation of park rules.

- And what would they be?

- You know what.

- No dogs allowed!

- It's a silly rule.

We know you have a dog

in there. No point in denying.

Red Dog is not your

average dog, Mr. Cribbage.

He has privileges.

Everybody knows that.

I don't care if he's

the Queen's bloody corgi.

If you don't get rid of him,

we get rid of you.

Aha!

Red, stop that.

Your contract clearly states

that you cannot own a dog.

I don't own Red Dog.

Nobody does.

- Then he's a stray.

- No. He's common.

What the heck's common?

He's accepted and cared for

by the town.

The community.

Now, there's a laugh.

That's no proper town.

And there's no such community.

It's just a bunch

of dirty miners

working, drinking and whoring.

What happens in this park

is what I say.

And I say that dog

is a dangerous stray,

plain and simple.

And the next time I see him,

I'll sh**t him for sure.

Listen to me,

you little bug.

You as much as harm a hair

on that dog's head

and you will have me

and the entire Pilbara to answer to!

You've been warned, Miss Grey.

And so have you.

Now, once more.

♫ We can't be beaten

♫ What'll we tell 'em, boys?

♫ We can't be beaten

♫ There comes a time

when every man must fight

♫ When he believes in

justice and right

♫ He'll take so much

till he'll take no more

♫ They'll hear us coming

when they hear the mighty roar

♫ Shoulder to shoulder,

we're gonna stand

♫ We're gonna fight

to the very last man... ♫

Who was it?

Everyone.

Stop that!

Who are all you people?

Well, they would be

the community of Dampier.

But since there is no proper

town and no such community,

I guess they're just a bunch

of dirty, drunken miners.

- Yeah!

- That's right. Dirty, drunken.

I'll call the police, I will.

There's no need, Mr. Cribbage.

Back here.

Get these people

out of my park!

Now, Mr. Cribbage,

you're just the caretaker.

- Hamersley owns the land.

- So what?

I take care of the land.

You got a problem with that?

What do you all want with me?

Oh, we just have

a small delegation

that would like to have

a private word with you.

That's all.

Oh, whoops.

Seems to be my break time.

Call me if you need me.

- We had a little chat.

- Yeah.

- It was very civilised and all.

- You were very persuasive.

It was nothing, really.

All the Cribbages needed

was a bit of ed-u-cation.

Well,

they were so educated

that they ran away and

took their caravan with them.

The only thing

they left behind...

...was their cat.

So as Red Dog

would never be accused

of being a low-down

dirty stray again,

we all had him registered

at the shire as common.

Ohh...

But...

...there was a reckoning

still to be decided.

The Cribbages

were gone, true,

but let us not forget

that a dark, sinister force

still ruled over

the caravan park.

Good versus evil!

Civilisation versus chaos!

Doggie do versus cat poo!

Red Dog and Red Cat are going

at it! Place your bets, gents!

They fight!

They fight!

What?

Spectacular.

Nobody knows how or why.

Perhaps it was

a grudging respect.

Certainly, they were

the scrappiest and the rangiest

their two kinds

have ever cooked up.

Perhaps they saw more than a bit

of themselves in each other.

Who knows?

But know this.

Mates, they became.

- Red Cat and Red Dog.

- Red Cat and Red Dog.

Shh, shh, shh.

There's an iron statue outside

brought up from Perth

by this fine man, Thomas, here.

It's of that old English

explorer William Dampier.

Paid for, as in all things,

by Hamersley Iron...

...to stand at

the entrance of this town.

Dampier sailed into the harbour

in 16-something-or-other,

spent five minutes,

sailed out again.

The only thing

he wrote about the place was,

"Too many flies."

That's it!

"Too many flies"!

Well, I say,

to hell with that!

Why should we have a statue

honouring a poncy Pommy

fly-hating aristocrat?

Or, for that matter,

a fat bloody general,

or, God help us,

a stinkin' politician?

Yeah!

We should have somebody

that understands this place.

Somebody that lives and breathes

this vastness and desolation.

Somebody that's got red dust

stuck up their nose

and in their eyes

and their hair

and up their arse!

Somebody that's like

all of us.

Men...

and women...

who understand

the meaning of independence

and the importance

of a generous heart.

Mates who are loyal

by nature, not design...

...and who know the meaning

of love and loss.

Somebody

that represents our home.

Somebody that represents

the Pilbara in all of us.

And I say that somebody...

...dammit...

...is a dog!

Guess whose shout.

♫ Way out west

♫ Where the rain don't fall

♫ Got a job with the company

digging for ore

♫ Just to make some bread

♫ Living and a-working

on the land

♫ Quit my job

and I left my wife

♫ I headed out west

for a brand-new life

♫ Just to get away

♫ Living and a-working

on the land... ♫

Yeah!

♫ What a change it's been

♫ From working

that nine-to-five

♫ How strange it's been

♫ At last I get the feeling

that I'm really alive

♫ Way out west,

where the rain don't fall

♫ Got a job with a company

drilling for oil

♫ And I'm never gonna leave

♫ Living and a-working

on the land

♫ La-la-la-la-la-la-la

♫ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

♫ Living and a-working

on the land

♫ La-la-la-la-la-la-la

♫ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... ♫

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

♫ Living and a-working

on the land ♫

Hey!

To Red Dog!

The best damn doggie

in the whole damn country!

- Hey. Hey.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

He's gone.

No, no.

He's gone from the room.

He's not out the back anymore.

We have to find him.

Come on. Let's go.

- Red Dog!

- Red!

Red! Red!

Doggie!

Red Doggie! Red!

Doggie!

Red!

Here, Red!

Here, boy!

Red!

Red!

Where are you, boy?

Red!

Red Dog, come home.

They've found him.

You stay, boy.

You stay here.

You're home now.

ONE YEAR LATER

♫ When people

keep repeating

♫ That you'll never

fall in love

♫ When everybody

keeps retreating

♫ But you can't seem

to get enough

♫ Let my love

open the door... ♫

Oh, my God!

♫ Let my love

open the door... ♫

- Where'd you get him?

- Vanno was giving them away.

- ♫ Let my love open the door

- ♫ Let my love open the door

- ♫ Let my love open the door

- ♫ Ooh-ooh

♫ Let my love open the door

♫ When everything

feels all over

♫ Everybody seems unkind... ♫

Ladies and gentlemen, if you

would please take a seat.

♫ Take all worry

out of your mind

♫ Let my love open the door

♫ Let my love

open the door... ♫

♫ Let my love open the door

- ♫ To your heart

- ♫ Let my love open the door

- ♫ Ooh-ooh

- ♫ Let my love open the door

♫ Ooh-ooh

♫ I have the only key

to your heart

♫ I can stop you

falling apart

♫ Try today

You'll End this way

♫ Come on and give me

a chance to say

♫ Let my love open the door

♫ It's all I'm living for

♫ Release yourself from misery

♫ There's only one thing

gonna set you free

♫ That's my love

♫ That's my love

- ♫ Let my love open the door

- ♫ Ooh

♫ Let my love open the door

- ♫ When tragedy befalls you

- ♫ Ooh-ooh

♫ Don't let it drag you down

- ♫ Love can cure your problem

- ♫ Ooh-ooh

♫ You're so lucky I'm around

♫ Let my love open the door

♫ To your heart ♫

Red Dog died on November 21st, 1979.

His statue remains on

the road to Dampier.

His story has become an

Australian legend.