01x01 - Episode 1

[bunniefuu]

MAN: There are things
that happen

that no-one else knows about.

Everyone's got
something like that.

A story, you know,
buzzing inside,

that's now a part of your DNA,

that only makes sense to the
people who were there with you.

What happened to us
was so...weird.

[REFLECTIVE MUSIC]

There was so much good,
you know?

So many laughs,
so much of everything.

Our last two years of school

and now we're all
in different places.

But when I least expect it,
it nudges.

Taps on my chest
from the inside.

Brings you back to everyone
who went through it.

[SCOOTER BUZZES]

We're bound forever with that.

[BELL RINGS]

I'm not sure if my version
of the story is entirely true,

but it's what I remember.

MO: Why the f*ck did
we agree to do this?

TULLY: I know! How did sir
get us to carry his couch?

MO: Why do I feel like
an ant right now?

Because we are.
Well, if we exist at all.

MO: Who have you
been talking to?

Let me guess.
That guy's off his chops, bro.

No, Gus is OK
if you give him a minute.

Or he's a tool.

He wants you to go up too.

How many storeys is it?

-Like, 28.
-Ugh!

What, did you just vomit
in your mouth?

[MO LAUGHS]

-Come on, then.
-Sorry, sir.

I think Mo has a funny tummy.

Yeah, 'cause Tully
was feeding me bullshit.

-[LAUGHS]
-You're not gonna help, sir?

TULLY: Nah, you've gotta
turn it sideways.

-[THUDDING]
-TULLY: Oh, Jesus, Mo!

-Careful of the cafe!
-[MO LAUGHS] Sorry!

Dude! Lift!

Sorry, my pants
are falling down.

Remind me why
I asked you boys to help.

Our impeccable teamwork, sir!

My disorganisation
is partly to blame.

-Uh, "partly"?
-Hey, focus, sir!

IOANE: OK, take a breath.
Sort it out.

-Yeah, Mo!
-Yeah, Tully.

-[IOANE GRUNTS]
-Bend with your back, sir.

-[GROANS] Yeah, sir!
-MO: Better hit the gym, eh?

[LAUGHS]

Youse two are little shits.
That's gonna be 20 laps.

[LAUGHS]

[ALL GRUNT AND SIGH]

-IOANE: You, right, T?
-Yep.

IOANE: Wow, thank you, guys.

Yeah, no worries, sir. That it?

Yeah, yeah. You go. Be free.

[CHUCKLES]

IOANE: See you Monday, boys.

Hey, thank you. Thank you.

-All good, sir.
-Yeah, all good.

"Sir"? That's still wild.

-TULLY: Oh, my God!
-[BOTH LAUGH]

I don't think
they're scared of me.

[LAUGHS] Is that what you were
going for? You'll be fine.

Just don't laugh at their jokes
for at least a whole term.

What if they're really funny?

You'll never get
your authority back.

You've gotta go into another
place until the joke's over,

uh, don't replay it in your head
and always be on alert.

OK. Gotcha.

Thank you.

Um, if you want,

I'll probably
order some food in a minute,

if you want to hang out
on the roof.

-I, uh...
-Or...or not.

If you've got plans. All cool.

I did have a date

with some paperwork.

Ah, well, uh, in that case,
I do have some warm kombucha.

Or, uh, this birthday wine

that I really shouldn't drink
by myself.

Oh. Recent break-up?

Lucky guess. Lucky guess.

I like a snug ankle,
but not like trapped.

You want, like, a little peek
at the top. I get it.

It's comfortable.
That's the thing.

So...yea or nay?

[MO SIGHS]

The glass'll go in anytime now,
so it's your last time to come.

-That's what you always say.
-'Cause it's true!

And it's not the same as
looking at the photo.

See what I've seen, MoMo.

Are you already high?

[LAUGHS] It'll be sweet.
You'll be good.

-Hey!
-Yeah?

It's all arrived!

Oh, you can open it.

-ALAN: Is that Tully?
-LUCINDA: Yep.

Hey, it's all arrived, mate!

TULLY: Ah, she already told me!

[SPORTS COMMENTARY
PLAYS FAINTLY]

Uh, good chat, everyone.

[TULLY LAUGHS]
Yeah. Really good.

[INDIE MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY]

Guess what number
I'm thinking of.

MAYA: Seven.

Oh, my God.
How did you know that?

-You were not thinking seven.
-I was, I swear.

[PRIYA SCOFFS]

You want wings?

Mm. They make my eyes
look weird.

She would rather teardrops
all the way down her face.

[MAYA MOCK-SOBS]

Do you guys think this is
the last day I'll be a virgin?

[FRIENDS LAUGH AND SNORT]

PRIYA: OK, shut up.

You know I meant a Tully virgin.

[KATE LAUGHS]

I was gone for two seconds
and you hooked up with him.

Well, we talked first,
obviously.

You were paired up in a business
studies group assignment.

Eww! Maya!

You know I can't
with that origin story.

Even if it's technically true.

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

OPHELIA: Hello! Everyone decent?

[HINGES SQUEAK]

-PRIYA: Hey!
-Hi!

-Hi!
-Oh, hello, darling!

Mrs K, you look amazing.

Thank you.

Oh, you haven't seen
my lipo scars, have you? Look.

See?

Matches the one when Kate
came out of the sunroof...

Mum!

[LAUGHS] There's nothing
shameful about the human body.

Oh!

I had an outfit like that
when I was your age.

Thank God you're not anorexic
like I was.

Thanks.

Nice!

See, we didn't have a name
for it when I was growing up,

but I am 100% on board with this
whole nipple freedom thing.

It's very cool.

Ah, free thy nipple.

Mm.

-OK, you can go now.
-OPHELIA: Ooh!

Anyone want a reading
before you go out?

-KATE: Thank you.
-No?

'Bye.

Thank you for sharing
your scars.

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.

PRIYA: Oh, I don't care
about my n*pples.

Oh, my God.

No shade, though,

those scars
were literally so intense

I never want to get
an operation, ever.

For real, though,
are my nips too loud?

'Cause they looked fine at home.

MAYA: Of course they did.

Your bedroom is literally


Facts.

[PATS BOTTOM]

[LAUGHS]

-Hey, Mo.
-MO: Hey.

Ooh! Big plans?

Oh, just hanging out.

Oh, it's always good
to look smart.

TULLY: Ooh!

Hey, T, you want to
go through all this.

Oh, take whatever you want.

-Yeah, OK, not those.
-Tight-arse!

What happens when they realise
you can't bend for sh*t?

-Nah, you wish.
-[LAUGHS]

-Right.
-LUCINDA: Hey.

Before you go...

We're having
pizza tomorrow night?

Yes, pizza tomorrow, so we can
go through your contract.

Yeah, OK.
Don't have a heart attack.

What are you talking about?
I'm fine.

Yeah, he's only told people
that he already knows.

Mm, sounds cringe. Alright.

-See ya.
-See ya, Mo.

TULLY: Alright, don't wait up!

-Behave!
-[TULLY LAUGHS]

[LUCINDA SCOFFS]
When have you ever behaved?

[LUCINDA LAUGHS]

OK, please,
you need to calm down.

You've never been
this anxious before

and come on,
we can't both be on meds.

-[GIRLS LAUGH]
-Oh. Ah!

GEORGE: Oh, my God, is that a
collective triple threat I see?

OK, fine.

If I blow you when I get there
will you be OK?

OK, 'bye. Yes, goodbye.

-Hi!
-[ALL SQUEAL]

Ohhh!

-KATE: Uh, uh.
-Uh, uh.

-Uh, uh!
-Yeah!

-Uh, uh.
-Yeah.

OK, wait. Pause, pause, pause.

I'm getting very horny vibes
in this vicinity.

Does this mean
what I think it means?

-This?
-Yeah, this.

-Really?
-Yes!

-I'm ready to manifest.
-Yeah, you are.

[BOTH LAUGH]

-Do you reckon it'll work?
-[MO SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

-TULLY: How's it going?
-[KATE SHRIEKS]

-[TULLY LAUGHS]
-Hey!

How are you?

Calm down, you freak.

-Mo, get a life!
-KATE: Twins are fighting.

So...you pumped about the party?

Yeah. You?

Yeah! You?

Yeah! [LAUGHS] You?

-[LAUGHS]
-But, hey, um...

I gotta take the scenic route
to the party.

-So I'll see you there?
-Yeah.

-Yeah?
-[LAUGHS]

[REFLECTIVE SYNTH MUSIC]

-George, how'd you go?
-Um...

-Did ya get any?
-[GEORGE INHALES]

-Hmm.
-Nice!

[BOTH LAUGH]

-Alright, I'll see you there.
-'Bye!

Come on, come on, come on.
Let's go, let's go.

-You're a b*tch.
-Mo, come on, come on.

-[KATE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
-[SYNTH MUSIC CONTINUES]

Oi! Gus! You coming or what?

Jeff was freaking out.
Needed a go around the pond.

-Didn't you, old boy?
-Dogs know the world's burning.

-GUS: Oh, not this again.
-What?

GUS: Dumbest thing
I've ever heard.

TULLY: Why do you have
so many stairs?

GUS: I don't know,
stairway to heaven, mate.

[TULLY LAUGHS]

GUS: Oh, here he is.
What's up, bro?

JED: Hello! How are you?

GUS: Not too many treats, OK?
It's bad for his tummy.

-Oh, but he's such a cutie!
-Stop! He's not cute.

ZIPPY: Hey.

Heard there's a party.
What's happening?

-It's, like, a school thing.
-"School thing".

GUS: Sorry, bro.

ZIPPY: Oi.

Nice kicks.

TULLY: Thanks.

-I put 'em on myself.
-[JED LAUGHS]

Oh, you that c**t with
the golden ba*ls?

-Yeah, why? You wanna see em?
-[JED CHORTLES]

How many times have I told youse
not to smoke under my door?

Oh. You wanna hang?

Uh, nah, we're heading off,
sorry.

We invisible, Kaynes?

-Youse two are dreaming.
-GUS: See you, Nan.

-[BOTH LAUGH]
-GUS: Love you!

Heya, gotta go. See ya.

Oi! You owe me some Bundy!

And a f*ck' text!

TULLY: Why do you owe her
a text, Gus?

GUS: Shut up, Tully.

f*ck off.

-[ENIGMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
-MAYA: It's so pretty.

PRIYA: Oh, wow,
the sky's beautiful.

KATE: It won't capture
the colours.

MAYA: Shut up,
I'm still taking it.

-GEORGE: Cool.
-KATE: Ohh. I missed you.

MAYA: Um, hello.

[LAUGHTER]

KATE: Oh, I missed you too, boo.

MAYA: Oi, come on.

-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
-[BIRD SQUAWKS]

PRIYA: Brendan will see us
at the party,

so how does it matter?

He's only letting me
bring three Year 11s.

I do not need his brain
blowing up all in one go.

-Oh, you're joking, though.
-Seriously, it's not that hard.

Go over that fence
and go through the side door.

Come on, Kate.

[MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS]

Does Brendan have
anthropophobia or something?

MAYA: Priya, what the f*ck
does that mean?

I didn't agree to a party!

I said gathering.
This is a gathering.

You invited everyone
in your year!

No.

Do they go to our school?

There's only two of us
coming in right now.

I know you're tricking me
with the language.

You're extremely hot to me
in this moment,

but you might want to relax.

Give us six minutes.

SONG: ♪ Constantly see things
like I do

♪ Speak through the heart

♪ Shake off your voodoo... ♪

Sorry, but what the f*ck?

Maya, I'm not bouldering
into a party.

Yeah, this is my good jacket.

Have fun, then!

Ladies first.

Thank you.

[PRIYA SIGHS]

MO: Do you need help?

b*tch, I know how
to climb a fence.

BRENDAN: Stay still.
Don't touch my arms.

GEORGE: I got you. I got you!

[SHRIEKS]

-[MAYA LAUGHS]
-What the f*ck!

What are you doing? I told you
to use the side door!

-It wouldn't open!
-I knew you were tricking me!

Maya, f*ck! He was only
just starting to relax.

Only a little bit. What the...

I guess one more won't hurt.

-My God, what is going on?
-BRENDAN: Oh, there's two?

-He knows we've come in.
-Three!

Just do it!
I'm almost halfway through.

PRIYA: Other leg, Mo. Other leg.

-Come on, foot.
-BRENDAN: Foot. Foot! Ah!

Sorry. [LAUGHS]

God!

Hold this, Mo.
Can you take my bag? OK.

How do you fit all your stuff
in there?

MO: Oww!

-Sorry! OK.
-GEORGE: Come on.

Oh, my God! Can you help me?

BRENDAN: Maybe get through
the window first.

MAYA: What about this thing? OK.

No, no, no, no, no,
put that down.

Put it down. Put it down.
Let go of the pouff.

No, because haven't we all
dreamt of Mo

coming through our window
at night, like...

My God, you have convivophobia.

-I've got what?
-Fear of parties.

Gathering. This is a gathering.

MO: Oh, this is still
my good jacket.

Honestly, George,
making me do this for no reason.

Smile, Moby.

One day you'll be bragging
to your grandkids

about that one time you crashed
a Year 12 party.

So it is a party.

BOWIE:
I'm back on the apps, man,

you know, which to be honest,
the only good thing about it

is being able to say yes
when people are like,

"Oh, are you back on the apps?"

Yes! If my mum and my sister
ask me one more time...

-Ohh! Do they want a wedding?
-Yes.

-[LAUGHS] Oh! Tough gig, man.
-Oh, I mean, I get it.

My sister has four kids
and I've got none,

but give me a minute
to get over sh*t!

No pressure here, mate.

Actually, I did, um...

I did swipe on...

-Is it Mae?
-Art teacher Mae?

Yeah.

Yeah, well, I met her
waiting for my, um, interview

and then she came up
and I was, like...

Well, I'm someone
who really believes in

signs from the universe.

So, yeah, but she hasn't
matched yet, but...

Actually, can I ask?

Just be honest.

Do you think that this photo

makes me look like I've got
this weird gut thing?

Yeah, it doesn't look right.

Well, thank you
for your honesty.

[BOTH LAUGH]

-Is this the one?
-TULLY: Yeah, why?

[TULLY LAUGHS]
No, what are you doing?

-[METALLIC DOOR CLANGS]
-Police!

-[MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
-Shh!

-BRENDAN: Everybody, quiet!
-Shh!

[MUSIC STOPS]

You're busted! Got you!

-Please don't ruin my house.
-Sorry, Brendan.

-GUS: Wussup?!
-Oh, sorry, guys.

-He's having a seizure.
-[DANCE MUSIC RESUMES]

There goes the night.

Oh, he'll be OK.
How's your night been?

Milady.

Shouldn't you be f*cking around
in class somewhere?

Guys, she's seen me in class!

[KATE GASPS]

[LAUGHS] You should do caps
more often.

You're actually funny now,
not just a joke.

Oh!

Darling, come on,
let's get off the floor.

-Alright. Up, up.
-[LAUGHS]

-[GUS EXCLAIMS]
-What the f*ck?

-Alright, off the floor.
-[GROANS] I'll find some drinks.

OK.

Dude is loose.

He does whatever he wants.
More than either of us can say.

Oh, good to see you too, Tully!

-Oh, you know what I mean.
-[BOTH LAUGH]

OK, OK.

OK.

Let's pretend we can do
whatever we want.

Please.

BOTH: Ting!

[BOTH LAUGH]

-Ooh, yummy.
-Mm!

Tully! I'm wasted
and I wanna dance.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[MUFFLED R&B SONG PLAYS]

KATE: Oh, my God,
these caps are intense.

Hey, you're not mad
I didn't visit?

Maya, it was only
a couple of months.

Did something happen?

Can't we just... I can't.

Was it bad?

Oh, God, no. Sorry, no.
Nothing like that.

But still...

Can we just pretend
that everything is OK?

We can pretend
whatever you want.

Like you're not cut about
Tully and Priya?

I don't own him.

Like you said,
everything is fine.

-I love you.
-I love you too.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

PARTYGOER: Oh, yeah!

Oh.

[PARTYGOERS CHEER]

[MAYA LAUGHS]

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah! Yeah.

I know you missed this!

[DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES]

SONG: ♪ I wake up

♪ A brand-new sunrise

-♪ Soak the heat... ♪
-[FRIENDS SHRIEK]

♪ I feel so alive

-♪ I wake up... ♪
-Water? Wine? Water? Wine?

♪ Soak the heat

♪ I feel so alive

♪ I wake up

♪ And look in your eyes... ♪

Mo! Come dance with me.
Come on.

♪ I wake up

♪ A brand-new sunrise

♪ Soft and clean

♪ I feel so alive... ♪

[TRIPPY INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

Yeah! Whoo!

♪ I feel so alive... ♪

[PRIYA LAUGHS]

Whoa!

♪ I feel so... ♪

-I'll be back in a minute.
-I can come.

-♪ I wake up... ♪
-Hey, can you hold this for me?

-Yeah, sure.
-Thank you.

♪ I feel so alive

-♪ I wake up... ♪
-Oi! Watch it, Gus.

Hey, bro, hey, I meant to ask

if you and your sisters
still have baths together.

What is wrong with you?
Why are you so f*cking goofy?

What the f...

Ahh!

[DOOR SHUTS]

TULLY: I had a dream about this.

PRIYA: Was it good?

TULLY: Actually,
it's a recurring dream.

[PRIYA LAUGHS] Oh, yeah?
We'll see.

-TULLY: There we go.
-It's like my room.

-It's cool. It's good.
-It's like my room.

PRIYA: Mmmm!

I really like you, Priya.

-Need some help with that?
-Yeah.

[GIGGLES]

You are fully beautiful.

Yeah, I know.

[BOTH GASP]

PRIYA: Mm-hm.

-[PARTYGOERS CHEER]
-This is not funny...

Oh, h-hello.

We've had a noise complaint.

Yeah, yeah, no, totally.

I'll...I'll turn the music down

and I'll tell people
not to be loud.

It's all under control.

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[PARTYGOER SNEERS]

OFFICER: Come here,
ya little sh*t!

Get on the ground! Sit down!

That was an heirloom.

-And this one?
-WOMAN: Guys, it's cops!

-MAN: It's the cops!
-WOMAN: Cops!

-MAN: Cops!
-Oh, sh*t. Come on.

Come on, this way.

-[MUSIC STOPS]
-[CHAOTIC CHATTER]

-I know, right?
-GEORGE: Wasted.

What's happening?

Um, cops,
and I cannot be caught.

-PRIYA: Are you serious?
-Come on!

MAYA: We gotta get out of here.
This is so f*cked!

[CHAOTIC CHATTER]

TULLY: Where are the others?

I think Kate got out before us.

-Alright.
-MO: Oi!

-Where have you been?
-This b*tch licked me.

-Lies. Lies. Lies.
-What?

Maya said to meet her and Kate
at the arcade.

OK, see you there.

-Yeah?
-Mm-hm.

Hey. Uh, we off?

-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah, OK.

Where are you going?

Oh, I've gotta show MoMo
something.

Let's go. Come on, let's go.

[PRIYA LAUGHS]

Sorry, George,
you're not coming.

OK, full respect,
but I'd actually rather

go gossip about your d*ck,
anyway, so...

Amazing night, GP.
You're the glue.

-[SIRENS WAIL]
-Alright, see you there.

TULLY: Not again!

-OK, what happened? How was it?
-It was so hot.

If I'm one of those people
that peaks at high school,

I don't even care right now!

GEORGE: Oh, my God!

TULLY: Yo!

Up here!

[DISTANT SIRENS WAIL]

Come on, Mo!

MO: Shut up.

[TULLY AND GUS GRUNT]

Come on, man!

TULLY: Mo, this is it.

[SOFTLY] Oh, my God.

TULLY: What are you waiting
for? This will be sick.

Come on, big guy.
[GRUNTS] Let's go!

-You right?
-[MO GRUNTS]

[GUS WHISTLES]

-[MO GRUNTS]
-Let's go, MoMo, let's go.

TULLY: Throw a rock
at the ground.

GUS: Hurry up, man!

-[ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
-Don't forget your shoes, bro.

GUS: Ah!

TULLY: Do you know
where you're going?

GUS: Yeah, this way! Arggh!

TULLY: Aww!

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES]

GUS: Oh, f*ck, yeah! Yoo!

[MO GROANS]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES]

[LAUGHS]

Yee-he-hoo!

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES]

Hey, Tully.

OK, I get it. This is awesome.

You want my life?

GUS: Oh! What?!

Look at this!

Hey, Mo, live and let live, eh?

-We good?
-[LAUGHS]

MAN: Oi, you there!

-Oh, sh*t, let's go.
-Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!

-MAN: Don't move!
-MO: Tully, let's go!

-Let's get out of here.
-sh*t.

MO: Come on, come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

-MAN: Stay where you are!
-MO: Break left, Gus!

Tap him!

[GUS LAUGHS]

MAN: Hey!

Stop running!

TULLY: Wait, that way, Gus!

Hey, wait up.

TULLY: Come on!

[TENSE MUSIC]

MAN: Oi! You know we've got you
on CCTV, boys.

Do it, son!

Come on, MoMo.
You're doing so good.

Shut up.

You're too good to me.

-Tully!
-[CRASH!]

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

f*ck!

[GRIM MUSIC]

Ohhh!

Oh, my God.

DRIVER: An ambulance! Ambulance!

[DRIVER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

Ohh!

-[GRIM MUSIC]
-[PEOPLE CHATTER]

GEORGE: Oh, my God!

[SORROWFUL PIANO MUSIC]