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01x01 - Somewhere

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Not Quite Narwhal". Aired: June 19, 2023.*
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Not Quite Narwhal follows curious and fun-loving Kelp, who has always believed he's a narwhal like the rest of his family under the sea, until the day he makes the most amazing discovery - he's actually a unicorn.

01x01 - Somewhere

Post by bunniefuu »

Whee!

[giggles]

♪ Everyone has a special story
Every voice has a melody ♪

♪ We can bring
Our worlds together ♪

♪ When we sing in harmony ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

[upbeat music playing]

[Kelp] "Somewhere."

[Scallop] Last narwhal there
is a spinny starfish!

I'm always
the last narwhal there.

Huh? [exclaims] Oh.

And your tail always does that.

[grunting]

[exclaims]

[Dad] Look at this.

This one's different.
That makes it special.

[groans]
I'm just gonna lie here.

[clears throat]

-Where are you two off to?
-[both] Somewhere!

-[Mom] Uh, somewhere?
-Somewhere magnificent.

We're going exploring again,
Mom.

Well, don't go exploring
"somewhere" too far.

[both] We won't!

Hey, uh,
be back in time for dinner.

I'm making barnacles
in a light saltwater broth
with a hint of sea grapes.

Mwah!

Barnacles
in a light saltwater broth
with a hint of sea grapes,

[smooches] is my favorite.

[Kelp] Mmm!

Sounds great, Dad.

[laughing]

-You want a ride?
-Okay!

-Whoa!
-[both giggling]

Hi, Mr. Pearly.
Hi, Mrs. Polypdopoulos.

Hey, hiya, Kelp. Hey, Scallop.

Oh, my, aren't you kids fast
these days.

[Kelp] Faster!

I can go even faster. Watch me.

[Kelp] Whoa!

Not too fast!

[laughs]

Oh, my.

Kelp?

Hey, Kelp.

Oh, no. Whoa!

[gasps]

Whoa!

[giggles] Huh.

Whoa!
I wish I were a better swimmer.

Kelp?

Kelp!

Oh, no. Kelp.

[gasps]

Where am I?

Huh?

Whoa!

[enchanting music playing]

[gasps]

Wow. What is this place?

[gasps]

What's that?

That thing looks like me.

I can't believe it.

Wait. Where'd you go?

I'm coming!

You come out of the water?

Okay.

I'm gonna try too, then.

[yelling]

That... did not go well.

So this is land.

Come on...

[yells, then grunts]

-[grunts]
-[frog ribbits]

[strains]

Whoa! [yells, then grunts]

Ah.

Hey. I'm doing it.

I just gotta swim slow
and steady.

Wait.

I'm not swimming. [giggles]

I don't know what I'm doing.

But it's super fun.

And now that I can move
like this out of the water...

I can go find the thing
that looks like me.

Bye, turtle.
Thanks for your help!

I've never seen anything
like this place.

It's so not wet.

Ooh!

It's like my hair is tickling
my head.

-[twig snaps]
-[gasps]

What was that?

-[Pixie] No, shh,
you have to be quiet.
-[Juniper] Why?

[yells, then grunts]

-[Pixie] Juniper, now look
what you did!
-[Juniper] What did I do?

-Huh?
-You blew our cover.

[Juniper] What cover?

We were playing
"Sneak Up on the Unicorn,"
remember?

No, I don't remember that.

[Pixie] Oh, never mind.

It's you.
I've been looking for you.

That's funny.
Because I've been following you.

-Really? Why?
-Why?

Are you kidding me?

You came out of the ocean.

I've never seen
a unicorn come out of the ocean,

which makes you special.

Why are you looking for Pixie?

What's a Pixie?

That's me.
I am Pixie Dazzlerump,

and this is my little sister,
Juniper Pom Pom Dazzlerump.

I'm Kelp Tuskington.

I've never met anybody
who looks like me before.

Are you narwhals too?

[both] Hmm?

Oh, we're unicorns.
And by the looks of it,
so are you.

I'm a narwhal.

You mean, unicorn.

Nope. Narwhal.

Nar-r-rwhal.

I don't know what a narwhal is,
but I like you.

So come on. I'll show you.

-[upbeat music playing]
-Umm...

Well, are you coming?

[upbeat music playing]

We're gonna be
the best of friends.
I just know it.

You walk funny.

Why do you walk funny?

So that's what this is called.

Walking.

Oh, boy,
it's a good thing I found you.

I'm an expert
at being a unicorn.

I can teach you
everything there is to know
about being one.

But I'm a narwhal, aren't I?

Whoa!

No way!

[laughing]

There's more of you.

Of course.
That's what I wanted
to show you.

Wow!

[gasping]

What are you staring at?

Did that bubble just come out
of my tusk?

Kelp,
you just did the Unicorn Spark.

And that's not a tusk.

It's a horn.

And your horn
is where your Spark comes out.

Spark?

It's magic
that all unicorns have.

Told you, you were a unicorn.

[sniffs]

-What's that delicious smell?
-Fluffer-nuts!

Fluffer-nuts. Fluffer-nuts.
Fluffer-nuts. Fluffer-nuts.

What's a fluffer-nut?

It's what we're having
for dinner.

Toasted fluffer-nuts
and sparkle bean patties.

Come on. You can eat with us.

[gasps] I promised
my mom and dad
I'd be home for dinner!

I've gotta go.

Oh.

But you'll come back, won't you?

Definitely.

Yay. We'll walk you back
to the beach.

Right, Juniper?

But the fluffer-nuts
are over there.

Hmm? [groans] Okay.

[Kelp giggling]

[all giggling]

[Kelp] Mmm.

What's the matter?

I suddenly
feel a little nervous.

Why?

I have to tell my family
I'm a unicorn.

But that's a good thing,
isn't it?

Yeah. But they've only
ever known me as a narwhal.

[sighs]

Well, here goes nothing.

[laughing] Now you got a bubble
on your head.

So that's how you breathe
underwater.

Very special Unicorn Spark
you have.

I guess so.

Bye, Pixie. Bye, Juniper.

Bye, Kelp. Come back soon.

Bye, sea unicorn.

Mm-hm!

[yelling]

Uh...

-Kelp!
-Ooh!

Kelp, I missed you.
I'm sorry I swam too fast.

We were looking everywhere
for you.

-We?
-[Dad] Kelp!

Oh! Kelp.

Oh, we're just so happy
you're back safe and sound.

Your mother did say not to go
exploring "somewhere" too far.

I know. I'm sorry.

I got swept up
in some fast water,

-and it took me somewhere.
-Where?

Somewhere...

magnificent.

Was it really, really,
really magnificent?

It really, really was.

Mmm...

Mom, Dad, Scallop...

there's something I have to
tell you.

What is it, son?

It's okay.
You can tell us anything.

[inhales]

The place I just went to,
I learned I'm not a narwhal.
I'm a unicorn.

[chuckles] Well, you know what,
we've always known
you were different.

It's why you're so special.

And that's just one
of the many things
we love about you.

So you knew I was a unicorn
all along?

Well, we'd heard about unicorns,
but we weren't sure.

And it didn't matter to us.

-Well, now what?
-What do you mean?

I mean, what am I?

Am I a land narwhal
or a sea unicorn?

Do you have to choose?

Ever since we found you
inside that giant clamshell,

you've been part of our family.

Really?

That's what makes you our Kelp.
And that's all
that's important to us.

You're right, Mom and Dad.
I don't have to choose.

I'm me. I'm Kelp!

-[Dad] Bravo!
-[Mom] Nice moves, son.

Wow! I didn't know
you could do that.

I didn't know
I could do that either.

But I like it.

Aww. Come here,
you little dancer.

[Scallop] Wait. Am I a unicorn?

[all laughing]

[Dad] Aww.

[upbeat music playing]