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01x06 - Tricky Treasure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Not Quite Narwhal". Aired: June 19, 2023.*
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Not Quite Narwhal follows curious and fun-loving Kelp, who has always believed he's a narwhal like the rest of his family under the sea, until the day he makes the most amazing discovery - he's actually a unicorn.

01x06 - Tricky Treasure

Post by bunniefuu »

Whee!

[giggles]

♪ Everyone has a special story
Every voice has a melody ♪

♪ We can bring
Our worlds together ♪

♪ When we sing in harmony ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

[giggling]

[Kelp reading]

You're up, Kelp.

Just give it a puff
with your Unicorn Spark.

[grunts]

Whoops. Sorry.

Nice bubble, Kelp.

And I'm here for the assist.

Ha!

My turn, my turn, my turn!

[Pixie] Hold that puff, Juniper.

Mm?

Hi, Tutu. What are you doing?

Tutu?

Oh, hi, Pixie. Hi, everyone!

Why are you putting
your nose in the sand like that?

I'm hunting for treasure.

This is just a beach, Tutu.

There's no treasure here.

Pixie,
there is treasure everywhere.

See? Treasure!

-[groans]
-[Pixie giggles]

Tutu, that's just a shell.

Maybe. But also maybe it's
a stripciferous spindletwist.

Did you just make that name up?

Everything had to be made up
at some point.

Wanna play with our
stripciferous spindletwist
with us?

Not what it's called.

Thanks, but I'm gonna
keep hunting for now.

Bye.

Poor Tutu.

Maybe she really doesn't know
that the shell is just a shell.

Well, whatever you call it,
it's still my turn.

[all gasp]

Oopsie. Sorry.

Our spindle twist thingy,
it's stuck.

Really not what it's called.

But don't worry. I got this.

-Yay! Way to go, Pixie!
-Way to go, Pixie!

And you got something else too.

Ooh!

What is it?

-I've never seen one before.
-Me either.

Pixie should know what it is.

I always have all the questions,
but Pixie always has
all the answers.

-Yes, it's a... It's a...
-[gasps]

I actually don't know.

Aww.

If even Pixie doesn't know
what it is, then--

Wait. I know.

I just need a second.
Then I can tell you.

No need, Pixie.
We can just make it up
like Tutu does.

-Let's do that.
-Okay!

No, no, I know, it's a...

Head topper!

It came from the cliff, Ollie.
Head toppers
don't come from cliffs.

That, I know.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa.

Yeah, but this was definitely
made to be worn on my head.

Whoa! Whoa! I got it, I got it.

Nice head topper, Ollie.

And I'm here for the assist.

Huzzah!

My sister's right.
It's not a head topper.

-Thank you.
-Because it's a roly-poly ball.

A roly-poly ball?

Yeah, so we can play roly-poly.

That's not even a thing.

It is now.

How do we play this?

Kick it
and knock down the sticks!

[grunts]

[giggles, snorts]

That's what I meant to do.

Because it's a...

swerve-y roly-poly ball.

[groans]

-I got it.
-Over here.

-Over here.
-I got it.

[Pixie] Hey!

I know what would be fun.

Let's play Figure Out
What it Really Is.

Why? I like my head topper.

I like my roly-poly ball.

I like both.

But, Kelp, those two things
are the same thing.

Which means that thing is really
neither of those things.

Well,
why can't it be both things?

Because
those aren't the right answers.

This is a rock.

This is a stick.

This is...

-Blegh!
-[Juniper giggles]

...a funny face
I make sometimes.

[all laugh]

Pixie, you're so funny!

You're funny.

Every one of those things
is just one thing.

I don't know, Pixie.

I'm more than one thing.
I'm a unicorn and a narwhal.

-Maybe this thing is like me.
-This thing
is like the sea unicorn.

Can we keep playing now?

[sighs]

You guys had your turns,

can I just have a turn
to find out what it really is?

Ow.

[Pixie] Okay.

Smell check, done.

Color check, done.

Sound check, done.

Texture check, done.

Weight check, done. And...

What is it?

[sighs] I still don't know.

Then it could still be anything.

-Huh?
-Like a pillow!

[feigns snoring]

Or...

-a sand pencil.
-Mmm.

Oh, oh, oh!

A hoof scratcher.

It tickles.

Can I please have it back?

I'm not done.

Juni, give it back!

[Pixie yells]

Look what you made me do.

Now it's lost,
and I'll never know what it is.

It's okay, Pixie.

I don't know
what lots of things are.

But I do.

And I like knowing
what things are.

So when you ask me,
I can tell you.

It's my job. I'm the big sister.

Yeah, but we still get
to play with each other, right?

Of course.

That's my favorite.

When we get to play
with each other.

You don't always have
to have all the answers.

[both giggling]

Pixie, look!

Did somebody lose a...?

Huh?

What is this thing?

That's what we want to know.

Oh, maybe it's a sea drum!

They make the best beats.

[scats]

Oops. Sorry, my friends.

Somebody, catch!

-I got it.
-No, I've got it.

-No, I got it!
-[Kelp] Nope.

Tutu's got it.

Wow, I've never seen one
of these before in real life.

Do you really know what it is,
or are you just gonna
make it up again?

I'm just gonna make it up again.

It's a blindersploot!

Blunderspoon?

Blindersploot.

Sorry. Blindersploot
is a fun name, Tutu.

But we're gonna help Pixie
figure out what it really is.

-We're gonna help Pixie
find her answer.
-Yep.

But if we say
it's a blindersploot,

then we can blarkle, blorkle,

and even blubberindify!

You know what?
Maybe I don't need
to find out what it really is.

-Really?
-Yeah.

I kind of wanna blarkle.

And I wanna blorkle.

Oh! And these hooves
were made to blubberindify.

What do you say, Juniper?

-Should we play?
-Yes!

We should.

Okay, Tutu,
we're ready to play with the...

-Tutu?
-[Tutu] Over here, everyone!

Wait. Where are you going?
We want to blarkle.

-And borkle.
-And blubberindify.

[upbeat music playing]

[giggling]

[yells]

[Juniper] Why are we doing this?

Tutu!

One, two, three...

-There she is.
-...four, five, six...

Ah! Right here is perfect.

Tutu. What did you do
with the blindersploot?

I buried it.
Like I bury all my treasures.

Where did you bury it?

Somewhere over there.

And now I'm off.

More treasures to find.

Yeah,
I'd say our treasure's gone.

[gasps]

Maybe that treasure is gone,

but we can still play with this
stripciferous spindletwist!

-[Juniper] Fun!
-[laughing]

[Kelp] I got it!

Ow!

Who dug up our treasure?

Not me. [gasps]

I didn't.

If no one dug it up,
then where'd it come from?

Pixie!

[Pixie] Whoa!

Whoa.

Oh, oh, oh.
I know what it is now.

It's a seed

that grows really fast
growing trees!

And makes even more seeds.

Cool!

Can a dolphin get in on the fun?

[scatting]

-Are you happy
you have your answer?
-I am.

-But you know what?
-What?

I also love Ollie's head topper,

and Juni's ball,
and Cruz's drum...

and...

And what?

And I wanna borkle.

I wanna blarkle.

[Ollie] We wanna...

-Blubberindify!
-Blubberindify!

Whoo-hoo!

[scatting]

[Kelp] Borkle!

[upbeat music playing]