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01x07 - Crabby

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Not Quite Narwhal". Aired: June 19, 2023.*
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Not Quite Narwhal follows curious and fun-loving Kelp, who has always believed he's a narwhal like the rest of his family under the sea, until the day he makes the most amazing discovery - he's actually a unicorn.

01x07 - Crabby

Post by bunniefuu »

Whee!

[giggles]

♪ Everyone has a special story
Every voice has a melody ♪

♪ We can bring
Our worlds together ♪

♪ When we sing in harmony ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

[Kelp snoring]

[Kelp reading]

[yawns]

[gasps] I've gotta go!
I've gotta go!

[giggling]

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
Bye, Scallop.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold your horn, buddy.
Breakfast.

It's your favorite.
Squid ink pancakes.

But I'm meeting Pixie
for a scuttle.

[gasps]
I wanna go on a scuttle too!

-Wait. What's a scuttle?
-A walk.

We're taking Pixie's pet Crabby
for a walk today.

Pixie says
he needs to be walked a lot.

Maybe you can join them
on a scuttle
when you're a bit older.

But I'm already way bigger!

-Aw. I'm sorry, honey.
-Fine. Don't have legs anyway.

-Wanna see some Unicorn Spark?
-Okay!

[grunts]

I can make better bubbles
than that, and I'm not
even part unicorn.

Watch me! Are you watching me?
Watch me!

-[both] We're watching.
-[laughing]

Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles!

I'm getting
way better at Unicorn Spark.

-Whee!
-Don't you think?

-Oh, we think.
-We think.

Oh, speaking of thinking,
think quick.

Thanks, Dad! Scallop,
I'll bring you back something.

[Scallop giggles]

[humming]

Vine swing.

Boogie a little,
swing a little, glide. Whoo!

I can feel it.

Oh, oh! Can you feel it?

Oh, oh! I can feel it.
Oh, oh!

-I can feel it too!
-Hi, Cruz.

I could feel your beat
from way over here!

♪ We got the moves
And the beat ♪

♪ We got, we got
The moves and the beat ♪

♪ We got the moves
And the beat ♪

♪ We got, we got
The moves and the beat ♪

♪ We got the moves
And the beat ♪

♪ We got, we got
The moves and the beat ♪

-The crabs felt the beat too.
-Crabs can always feel
a good beat.

[both] ♪ The crabs have got
The moves and the beat

♪ The moves and the beat ♪

♪ The crabs have got
The moves and the beat ♪

♪ The moves and the beat
The moves and the beat ♪

Ooh, here's the current.

-I'm off to Unicorn Land.
-Wish I could come too.

Me too. Maybe someday!

Bye!

Boogie a little,
swing a little, and glide.

Whoa!
[giggles] Whoa.

Whee! Woo-hoo!

Crabby. We're waiting for Kelp.

-[Kelp] Hi, Pixie!
-Aha.

-Kelp, you're here!
-Sorry.

Cruz was showing me a new trick.
He did all these flips...

[Crabby grumbles]

I guess we better get going.

Crabby can get, well, crabby,
if he has to wait
for his morning scuttle.

Crabby, wait up!

I just love this forest.

Reminds me of the seaweed forest
we have underwater.

-[sniffing]
-Hey, Kelp. Check this out!

Spinning starfish!
Hey, how about this?

I do this underwater
all the time.

Boogie a little,
swing a little, and glide!

Kelp, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Guess it works better there
and not so good here.

Hey, where'd Crabby go?

Crabby!

-Crabby!
-Crabby?

-Crabby!
-Crabby!

Crabby?

[both] Crabby!

Whoa!

There you are.

What are you hiding?

[light squeals]

Crabby, the other claw?

[gasps]

-What kind
of Unicorn Spark is this?
-I don't know.

I've never seen anything
like it before.

Something that even
you don't know about?

But you know everything.

-That is true.
-Come on.

If there's one,
there has to be more.
Crabby, lead the way.

[Crabby squeaks]

-There's a pink one!
-There's a purple one!

Over here, come on!

Ooh, there's another one!
There, look!

[Crabby chuckles]

Ah!

[both grunting and giggling]

[both] Whoa!

[gasps] Um... Pixie?

Whoa.

This place is awesome!

It's better than awesome.
It's the awesomest!

-Whoa.
-[lily pad chimes]

Amazing!
That lily pad makes music.

I've never seen
anything like it.

Well done, Crabby.

Where'd he go now?

There he is!

Oh, no!

-Do not go into
that cave, mister.
-Yeah, it looks dark and spooky.

We have to stop him,
or we could lose him.

Stand back.
I'll block him with my rainbow.

Don't you cross that line.

-[sighs] He never listens.
-I'll try.

Maybe I can block him
with my bubbles.

[grunting]

[gibbering]

[laughs]

Sorry.

-[Pixie] No, look! You did it!
-Yeah!

Come on!
Now we just have to catch him.

-Almost got it.
-I missed it.

Jump on my back!

Just a little higher...

Whoa!

[Pixie and Kelp] Whoa!

Don't fall. Don't fall!

Ow.

I fell.

[both laugh]

[Crabby laughs]

-What if a dragon lives inside?
-No such thing.

We'd know for sure
if we could just see inside.

Hey! I'm getting really good
with my Light Spark.

It's not bright enough
on its own.

Let me try. So far,
all I got are bubbles,
but I'll give it a go.

-Just think light
with all your might.
-Light with all my might.

-You're doing it! Keep going!
-Light with all my might.

Whoa!

Is it safe to come out?

Kelp, you're glowing.

[chuckles]
Now we have lots of light
to see inside the cave.

[both laughing]

[both] Crabby?

Crabby?

[both grunting] Whoa.

[Crabby clicking nearby]

-Did you hear that?
-Crabby!

[echoing] Ha! Huh?

[echoing] No, over here!

-Over here again!
-How can he be here and there?

It's the echo!

He could be anywhere!

-Or he could be right there!
-Crabby, wait up!

[both screaming]

-[both] Not Crabby!
-[Kelp] Gallop!

[both screaming]

[whimpering]

[screaming]

-Crabby's still in there.
-Don't worry, Pixie.

-We'll get him out.
-How?

Hmm.

[hooves thumping]

Cool beat,

but I don't see how
that's gonna help us right now.

-Of course!
Pixie, you're brilliant.
-Wait. Why am I brilliant?

I'll show you. Dance with me!

-Dance?
-I do it
all the time underwater.

If there's anything
I know about crabs,
is that they love a groovy beat.

[music playing]

I hope he can feel this.

[squeaks]

[laughs]

[gibbering]

[both] Crabby can feel it!
Crabby can feel it!

[laughs]

Yeah!

Can you feel it?

We can feel it.

Wow!

-[squeals]
-I can feel it!

-I can feel it too!
-Cruz!

[all laughing]

-How did you get here?
-I followed your beat
and here I am!

No way! The ocean meets here?
This place
just keeps getting better.

So, what do you call this place?

Well, there's a whole
lot of glimmer.

-How about...
-[gasps]

[both] Glimmer Glen!

[gibbers]

-Hi! I'm back.
-Hey, Kelp.

[gasps, giggles]

Did you bring me back something?

You said you were going
to bring me back something.

-Yep.
-[gasps]

This is the most
prettiest thing I've ever seen!

I'm gonna call it Charlie.
Thank you, Kelp.

Whee!

Did you make that
with your Unicorn Spark?

No. But we found
this amazing place
full of these plants that glow.

Pixie's the best
with her Unicorn Spark.
But even she couldn't do that.

You'll get there.

It's cool.

-You know what I am best at?
-Being a Narwhal!

What?

I'm best at being me. Kelp.

Aw.

Whee!

[all laughing]

[upbeat music playing]