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02x11 - Memory Spark/Wondertusk

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Not Quite Narwhal". Aired: June 19, 2023.*
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Not Quite Narwhal follows curious and fun-loving Kelp, who has always believed he's a narwhal like the rest of his family under the sea, until the day he makes the most amazing discovery - he's actually a unicorn.

02x11 - Memory Spark/Wondertusk

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♪ Everyone has a special story ♪

♪ Every voice has a melody ♪

♪ We can bring our worlds together ♪

[all] ♪ When we sing in harmony ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean, not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪


♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean, not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪


[announcer reads on-screen text]

[Scallop] Keeper pile.

Giveaway pile.

Somewhere out there,
someone needs you, old bowl.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Scallop.

I'm off to Unicorn Land to meet Ollie.

Have fun. Be home for dinn... Oh.

What is it?

Aw.

[Scallop] Look at little baby Kelp.
[chuckles]

-I don't remember this.
-Well, you were so little.

But that's you and my mom,
your Grandma Mimi.

[chuckles]

You did not like her special recipe:
extra-smelly seaweed.

[gasps] Grandma Mimi
is wearing my fancy party clip.

[Mom] Oh, that's right. It was hers.

She loved clips just like you.

And she loved to sing just like you.

She had the most beautiful voice.

Oh, I wish I could hear it again.

This one goes in the keeper pile for sure.

Actually, Mom,
could I hold onto it for a bit?

-I'd love to show it to my friends.
-Of course.

[Ollie laughs] Aw.

Look at little tiny Kelp,

with your little tiny bib
and your little tiny attitude.

-Who's that?
-That's my mom's mom, Grandma Mimi.

[sighs] I don't remember her.
I really wish I could.

[gasps]

-Ollie, you're sparkling.
-[screams] Yup, I know.

Because I'm about to tell you
something big. Huge!

Have you ever heard of a Memory Spark?

Mm-mm.

It's a very special kind of unicorn spark.

It brings a memory to life.

What do you mean?

I mean, this spark
takes a memory from your head

and turns it into something
everyone can see and hear.

That means my mom could hear
my grandma sing again.

This is big.

-Huge!
-Told you.

So how do I do it?

-No clue.
-Oh.

But there is one unicorn
that has every clue.

The Great Great Grandicorn?

Yep.

Do you really think
she'll teach me the Memory Spark?

Yeah, it'll be easy. Come on.

She's floating, right? You see that too?

Welcome, Kelp. Welcome, Oliver.

Some things aren't as tricky
as we think they are.

But I suspect you aren't here
to learn how to sit on a stool.

Uh, we came because Kelp
has something to ask you.

Great Great Grandicorn,

I was hoping you'd teach me
how to do a Memory Spark.

A Memory Spark?
I haven't done one of those in ages.

In fact, I'm not even sure
I remember how to do one.

Oh.

Well, if you can't do it,
maybe it can't be done.

Oh, please, dear, I was just being humble.

Of course the GGG can remember
how to do a Memory Spark.

She remembers everything.

Excuse me a moment. Bloop.

Whoa.

I gotta ask her how to do
that "bloop" thing sometime.

Give that a sniff.

[sniffs]

Smells like home.

That's 'cause it's sea water.

[sniffing]

The smell reminds me of a warm
ocean breeze blowing through my mane.

[Kelp gasps] Whoa.

[mimics fanfare]

Another beautiful day
sailing the high skies.

[Kelp] Whoa.

That looks like the same unicorn head
from the sunken ship.


Unicorn sky ships were real?

And you were really on one?

Wait. How old are you?

Who's counting anymore?

Now, did you kids
come to learn about sky ships,

or how to do a Memory Spark?

-Sky ships.
-Memory Spark.

-I mean, Memory Spark, obviously.
-So you'll teach me?

No.

-What now?
-Psst.

You ask her again.

That was your first lesson.

-[unicorn] Rain? [shouting]
-I have to know how much you want it.

So much. I can show you how much.

That's me as a baby.

Clearly.

And that's my mom's mom,
Grandma Mimi, my grandma.

I'm following.

[Kelp] I wanna see my grandma again.

But I want more for my mom
to hear her mom sing again.

Only those whose heart is true

may master the secrets
of the Memory Spark.

Meaning, you gotta have a good reason.

And I'll give it to you,
yours is pretty good.

I'll teach you.

[gasps] You will?

Great Great Grandicorn will.

Now say "bloop."

[both] Bloop?

Um, hello?

Let the training begin.

First lesson: smelling stuff.

[sniffing]

Ah-ah-ah.

We're not here to snack.
We're here to learn.

Now close your eyes.

What does this smell make you think of?

Chef J, of course.

He always makes us the best tacos.

Wonderful.

Say "bloop."

[both] Bloop.

Next lesson: object energy.

-What's object energy?
-Touching stuff.

[Ollie laughing]

Now close your eyes again.

What do you think of
as you touch my necklace?

[Kelp] Hmm.

I think of you.

It's hard to explain,
but your necklace just feels like you.

Excellent.

Final lesson...

Dance party! [laughs]

Bloop it, kids.

[both] Bloop!

Watch me go. Uh-huh! Ooh, ooh.

All this smelling and touching
and dancing is a blast,

but when is Kelp gonna learn
how to do the Memory Spark?

Oh, Kelp already knows.

-Don't you, Kelp?
-I do?

He's dance-thinking.

I do know!

I need my memory,
the one I wanna see again.

And I know exactly what memory that is.

Then I need a smell
that makes me think of Grandma Mimi,

like how the taco made me think of Chef J.

And finally, I need something
that belonged to my grandma

that has her energy.

Like how your necklace belongs to you.

-Bingo! My job here is done.
-Amazing.

So that's why you had Kelp
smelling and touching all those things.

But wait, what did the dance party
have to do with the Memory Spark?

Kelp does his best thinking
when he dances, right?

Thank you, Great Great Grandicorn.

My mom's gonna be so happy!

-You're welcome.
-Bye, Kelp. [chuckles]

So can we, like,
"bloop" back to the market, or...?

Well, I can.

Bloop.

Oh.

[laughs] Just kidding.

-Say "bloop."
-Bloop.

Giveaway pile.

Mom, I need some of Grandma Mimi's
extra-smelly seaweed.

Scallop, can I borrow
your fancy party clip? ASAP.

I don't know what ASAP means,
but I'll go get it for you really fast.

Oh, I am making seaweed for dinner,
but just the normal amount of smelly.

Can you please make it extra-smelly?

Okay. But what's this all about?

You'll see.

[Mom] Here's Grandma's recipe,
hot and smelly.

I learned today that unicorns
have a special spark,

a Memory Spark.

It lets us experience a memory again.

-Really?
-I don't get it.

We'll get to see and hear
Grandma Mimi through a memory.

Whoa.

Okay, continue.

Here goes.

[sniffing]

Ugh.

Where's Grandma Mimi?

I don't know.

I don't get it. I have everything I need.

Her smelly seaweed, her fancy party clip,
and my memory I want to see.

I don't know how unicorn spark works,
but if it's supposed to be your memory,

I don't think
the picture is what you need.

What do you mean?

Well, the picture isn't really
your memory. It's a picture.

Do you remember that day?

I'm sorry, Mom.

I really wanted you
to hear Grandma Mimi sing again.

No. Don't be sorry, my sweet Kelp.

Thank you so much for trying.

[humming]

[both humming]

Mom, what is this song? I know it.

Grandma Mimi used to sing it to you
when you were upset.

I remember.

[humming]

♪ When the water's cloudy
Sun still shines through ♪


♪ Rain can bring raindrops
And rainbows too ♪


♪ It's easy to change your point of view ♪

♪ Look on the bright side ♪

♪ I'm with you ♪

-Whoa.
-That was...

Magnificent!

[chuckles] And amazing.

Oh, thank you, Kelp.

Do it again, Kelp. Do it again.
I wanna see Grandma Mimi again.

Would you like to see Grandma again, Mom?

I would like that very much.

[Mimi] ♪ When the water's cloudy
Sun still shines through... ♪


[announcer reads on-screen text]

[all laughing]

It's pop time.

Nice one, Cruz.

Check this out.

Ooh, double pop. Your turn, Theo.

Uh, okay. I'll try.

Wow. I did it?

Here comes a teamwork challenge.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

I'm gonna get you.

Got you!

Your horn is so cool, Kelp.

Yeah, your spark is the coolest.

I have a spark too, you know.

It's just like Kelp's,
except instead of a magic unicorn horn,

I have a... wondertusk!

And it's magical too.

Really?

[whispering]

Behold, as my wondertusk
makes my brother do a flip!

Pringo, prango, poof!

Whoa.

Fun.

-So neat.
-Try it on me, Scallop.

Pringo, prango, poof!

Whoa!

-[Scallop giggles]
-Whoa.

Wow, Scallop, your wondertusk is amazing.

Thanks, Kelp.

Now we can be spark siblings.

Well, guess what.

I have spark too.

Oh, yeah?

I don't have a horn or a tusk,
but I do have a wondertail!

And it makes everyone do funny faces.

Zowie-kabam!

That is a funny face.

Well, um, I think I have a wondertusk too.

I was hoping that you did.

My spark, um, makes everybody sing.

Blammo!

[all vocalizing]

Hey, I never told you all this before,

but my horn can do more
than just make bubbles.

It can?

Get ready for some wiggles.
Sparkle-warkle-roo!

[all shouting]

This is great.

Ooh. Do you know who would love
to see this? Mom and Dad.

Let's surprise them.

Wait.

Instead of just Mom and Dad,

what if we make a show
for everybody to see?

The whole ocean!

Ooh. Let's do that.

Get ready, everybody, to marvel at our:

Wondertail!

[Kelp] Wonderhorn!

[Scallop] Wondertusk!

[Theo] Wondertusk!

I love it.

This is a great place for our show.

We can perform right there,
with the seaweed behind us.

Seaweed? Gross.

Where will everybody sit?

Hmm. Let's see.

Mom and Dad can go here.

Ooh. Maybe Cups over here?

While you figure that out,

I'm going to work on a special routine
to make my spark seem...

uh, more sparkly.

Okay, but don't be too long.
We told everyone to get here soon.

Okay, wondertusk,

I'm gonna make you
even more wonderful for the show.

First, we'll do this:

Then this:

Then I'll look like
I'm trying real hard, like this:

[growls]

Pringo, prango, poof!

Did that...?

Did I...?

No way.

Pringo, prango, poof.

[gasps]

I have spark.

I have spark.

For real, live, sparkly spark!

You really are a wondertusk.

My very own magical wondertusk.

I can't believe it.

Actually, I can believe it,
'cause you already help me navigate

and that's pretty magical,
so why not other magic too?

[gasps] I'm just like Kelp.

He's part narwhal,
and now I'm part unicorn.

Whee!

Oh, wondertusk, Kelp is gonna love you.

We're gonna have so much fun together.

Ah!

Huh?

Yeah!

Yeah.

Huh?

Oh.

Hey, Scallop.
Are you ready? The show's about to start.

Yeah, everybody's here. Look.

Oh! I'm ready.

I can't wait to show everyone my spark.

Wait. You've gotta tell us
what you want us to do.

Yeah. When you spark us,
do you still want us to do flips?

You'll see.

But we're part of your act,
so we need to know what to do, right?

You'll see. Don't worry.

I especially can't wait
for you to see, Kelp.

But... But she didn't tell us what to do.

We got this, Theo. Improv.

What's improv?

Bravo.

Sparkle warkle roo!

[all shouting]

[audience laughing]

-Kelp, the wiggle wizard.
-That's my boy.

Kazah!

-Hmm.
-[Dad] Ah.

Kazah, kazah.

[audience laughing]

Blammo!

[all vocalizing]

-Bravo!
-Woo-hoo!

[clears throat]

Behold, one and all,
as I now present to you

a real wondertusk.

Improv.

I still don't know what that means.

It means we just make it up as we go.

[Scallop growls]

Pringo, prango, poof.

Improv!

Whoo! Go, Cruz.

No. My wondertusk is not pretend.

I have a real spark.

Pringo, prango, poof.

Poof!

[sobbing]

Go ahead. I got this.

Okay, well,
how about some more funny faces?

Kazah!

[audience laughing]

What's the matter, wondertusk?

Are you feeling shy in front of everybody?

Come on,
let's practice on this shell again.

Ready? We got this.

[growls]

Pringo, prango, poof.

Poof! Huh?

Wondertusk, you did it again.

Hmm. Maybe you only like
to spark at this shell.

There you are.
Why'd you leave the show like that?

-What's the matter?
-Nothing's the matter now.

Watch.

Pringo, prango, poof.

See? I have real spark, just like you.

My wondertusk likes this shell,
so I'll just bring it to the show.

Harry?

[gibbering]

Oh, no.

It was just Harry moving the shell,
not my wondertusk.

So I'm not part unicorn,
and I don't have a real spark after all?

[sobbing]

That must have been pretty exciting
to think you had real spark, huh?

I wanted to be just like you.

Now... we'll never be spark siblings.

I'm sorry, Kelp.

Real spark is fun...

but I think your spark is even cooler.

-You do?
-Yeah.

So do Theo and Cruz.

Look.

Blammo!

[all vocalizing]

With pretend spark, you can do anything.

Why do you think I only used
pretend spark in the show?

Yeah, you did only use pretend spark.

-Yep. And you know what else?
-What?

You may not have real spark,
but I think you still might be magic.

You do? How?

Look at what you started.

Zowie-kabram!

You found a way to take something
that normally only I can do

and turn it into something
everybody can enjoy.

I did do that.

That seems pretty magical to me.

So maybe we can still be spark siblings?

You bet!

Hey, Kelp?

Yeah?

Poof!

[vocalizing]

Get ready.

Sparkle warkle roo!

[shouts, then blows raspberry]

It's a real stretch.

[theme music playing]