01x30 - Exclamation Strikes Back

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{\an8}[PROFESSOR EXCLAMATION
LAUGHING EVILLY]

{\an8}[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Greetings, newly subjugated townsfolk.

{\an8}I am Professor Exclamation,
your new master.

First order of business,
you're all going

to help me destroy City Hall,

so I can rebuild it in my own image.

{\an8}See? It will literally be my face.

- [ALL GROAN]
- [MIC FEEDBACKS]

You want us to help you
destroy City Hall?

We would never do that.

Okay, let's tear this sucker down!

[GRUNTS] Whoo-hoo!

That's right.
This is a group project.

You get a sledgehammer!
You get a sledgehammer!

- You get a...
- Fred, what are we gonna do?

I don't want to destroy City Hall.

And also, I blister real easily.

Shh. Just keep calm and follow me.

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

Halt! Where are you going?

Let me ask
you two a question.

If a tree falls in the forest

and nobody's there to hear it,

does it make a sound?

Everyone knows
the tree does make a sound.

Actually the notion of sound

depends on the perception
of a third party.

Your mom depends
on the perception of a third party.

Oh, that's it!

Just say a word,
Hamster. Anything.

I need to talk about my problems
with someone reliable.

Oh, don't start.

Sorry. Did I hear something?

Nah, I guess it was
just the wind being a bad brother.

We need to put our issues aside.

Who knows what else
Professor Exclamation is up to?

- [THUDDING]
- [GASPS]

[KEVIN AND GRETEL SHRIEKING]

KEVIN: Fred!
GRETEL: Bailey!

Sorry for the misleading entrance.

We thought all of this confiscated
villain equipment'd come in handy.

Amplification ray,

shrinking ray.

And check it out.

I got that weird cat villain's tail.

Oops. Sorry.

- Maybe you can free us with the console.
- Obviously.

You act as if this is my
first time saving your...

Life.

- [KEYBOARD CLACKS]
- Let's see if I can hack this thing.

He's an evil genius.

I'm sure he's got some
crazy security measures...

- [BEEPS]
- I'm in. He left his password on a note.

- [KEYBOARD CLACKING]
- [BEEPS]

What's up with him?

And what's up with your gray super suit?

Exclamation zapped us with
a ray g*n and took our powers.

Now Hamster is just a regular hamster
who can't talk.

He can only express himself
by trying to eat my hair.

Oh, man, I wonder if there's
anything on this computer

that can help get your powers back.

{\an8}Here we go.
Exclamation absorbed your powers

{\an8}into that rock and is using it
to power his ridiculous suit.

I think if we destroy that rock,

you could get your powers
and Hamster back.

How would we do that?

There's a tiny bit of powers
left in the ray g*n.

like the last bit
of toothpaste in a tube.

Just enough for one super punch.

If we can reverse the ray...

She could get one big punch in
and destroy the rock.

- [FAINT WHISTLING]
- Wait, what's that s...

Looks like things are
getting weird at City Hall.

Keep up the good work,
everyone, you know, or else.

Hey, uh, so what do we get out of this?

Where's our piece of the pie?

Well...

I suppose I could give
you guys Secaucus, New Jersey.

The Jewel of the Meadowlands?

Score!

And execute.

- [FRED CLICKS KEYBOARD]
- [WHIRRING]

My robots! No!
What's happening to them?

Now's our chance!

[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

This is why you never
put your password on a sticky note.

All right, Gretel. Now!

Hey, Professor Exclamation.

- Look who got out.
- [GASPS] You!

Twins, attack!

Wait, attack?

But without powers, she's just a kid.

Sounds like someone's
not getting Secaucus.

Lauren, don't ruin this for us!

Ugh, fine!

Roll, Hamster!

Fred, use the amplifier!

- [BOTH GASP]
- You guys are about to get...

Wait, wait.
Where's he going? Hamster!

That was your plan?

You were gonna smoosh us
with a huge hamster?

That's the dumbest thing I...

Yes!

You've just been hairballed.

Your meddling ends now.

[PANTING]

Running without powers is awful.

[SCREAMS]

- [ENGINE REVVING]
- [TIRES SCREECH]

Gretel, remember,
you only get one punch.

Make it count!

Oh, yeah, baby!

- [GRUNTING]
- Power zapping rock punch!

[GRUNTS]

No, I wasted my one punch!

That was our only chance.

And now to squash you
like the pest you are.

Gretel, come on.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

WOMAN: [SINGING] We don't need a GPS
We don't need a destination

But we're not looking
for a permanent vacation

On the run

Don't wanna cause you dismay

We're on the road

And we just can't stay

We gotta get away

Gotta get away

[ALL SCREAMING]

No time to rest
No time for hesitation

We're scared but we still feel the need
for musical narration

We're on the road

Will we end up okay?

We don't know

'Cause there's no time
to read the screenplay

We gotta get away

Gotta get away

We gotta get away

PROFESSOR EXCLAMATION:
I'm going to find you!

Oh, no!

Is this Cliffside Park?

Yeah. There's the clown. Why?

Brakes are out!

- What?
- Cliff!

What do we have left?

No more bag of tricks. Sorry.

Wait. Wait. I still have my tail.

Everyone, group hug!

- Oh!
- [ALL BRACING]

[ALL SIGH IN RELIEF]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Okay. Okay. Let me see
what I can do with this stuff.

Kevin, you guys get out of here.

He just wants me.

Are you crazy?
I'll always have your back.

I know, I know.

I wrote all about it
in my key to the city speech.

[GRUNTS] Still heavy.

Wait. Let me see that.

"100 percent
pure unbendium."

{\an8}That's what his suit is made of.

Maybe we could use it to smash the rock!

How? There's no way
to get up there, and I can't fly.

Hmm.

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

That's why we need propulsion.

Okay. Great job.

The googly eyes weren't part of the plan

but now we'll get up to that rock
and smash it once and for all.

I don't know, Kevin.

I'm not sure I'll be able to hit it.

No, Gretel, that was fine

when you had superpowers
and were indestructible,

{\an8}but I promise I'd never let
anything bad happen to you.

{\an8}I'm your big brother.

I'm going.

All right!
Let's do this thing!

Now push me!

[GRUNTING]

Higher!

[ALL GRUNT]

PROFESSOR EXCLAMATION:
There you are!

Can I have a turn?
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Back up!

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

Fools!

Nobody messes with my sister!

[GASPS]

[SCREAMING]

Not my elbows!

Kevin!

ALL: No!

Kevin!

[SCREAMING]

No!

And I won't let anything bad
happen to you either.

You got your powers back!

And we defeated Professor...

PROFESSOR EXCLAMATION: Not so fast.

You may think you beat me,

but I have one more thing
up my sleeve. [GRUNTS]

And it's certainly not elbows.

Hamster, you can talk again.

- Squeak.
- [GASPS]

- Just kidding.
- Guys, we did it!

Not bad for a Saturday night.

Saturday night? My date with Hiromi!

- Hiromi!
- Kevin!

Where were you?

I'm sorry.
I was taking care of my sister...

Aw, that was so sweet.

The first time I heard that excuse
at the Duck Boys concert.

Kevin, I think
you're a really nice guy,

and I like-like you,

but I don't think
this is going to work out.

But, Hiromi...

Oh, Kevin, I'm so sorry.

Thanks, little G,
but it's not your fault.

If it's anyone's fault...

- ALIEN 1: Greetings, Earth creatures!
- You!

ALIEN 1: Oh, great!
And we're all out of wiper fluid.

What's the big idea?

First to give them powers and say,

"Use your powers for good."

But then you give powers
to a bunch of villains

and tell them to use 'em for evil.

Is this some kind of sick cosmic joke?

ALIEN 1: No, but this is.

Two nebulas walk into a...

ALIEN 2: Look, the reason
we created villains

was to prepare you for a much,

much greater evil that is coming...

next season!

Next season?

ALIEN 1: Yeah. You know,
winter, spring, summer.

They've got seasons, r...

I can't believe I'm explaining this.

ALIEN 2: Anyway. Consider these
little wimpy villains your training.

ALIEN 1: Keep up the good work

or, you know,
the universe is doomed. Later.

Wait! You forgot to give me powers.

ALIEN 2: No, we didn't.

You were never
supposed to get powers.

I-I was never supposed to get powers?

ALIEN 2: Nope.

Ugh!

ALIEN 1: Oh,
there was some wiper fluid.

ALIEN 2: Bye!

Man, this is really not your day, Kevin.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Hamster and Gretel

It's Hamster

Hamster and Gretel