01x04 - Episode 4

[bunniefuu]

This is so not how I
expected you to be.

What on earth are you wearing?

Audrey Hepburn,
she's older than me!

It's my screen persona,
silly child. Just leave it.

So it's OK to have a silly
child like me in real life,

but in la-la land it
makes you look ridiculous!

When did you get
to be so insolent?

When did you get
to be such a jerk!

Everything is a
confrontation with you.

I'm done.

- She left me.
- The cheek of it!

Why don't you come over
here and live with me?

DYAN: I want a
husband and children.

But life doesn't make
any sense without you.

SHE LAUGHS

- No!
- What are you saying?

- Yes.
- Yes?

Tell him he's making the
biggest mistake of his life!

- I have something for you.
- OK.

You're gonna be a father.

You asked her to marry you? Why?

Because I love her. I
don't want to lose her.

- A very different thing.
- Yeah.

So, let's get into that today.

What is it that's worrying you?

Well, that I'm not
supposed to be her husband

and I'll be a terrible father.

Is that it?

That I'm making a
terrible mistake.

WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: 'Could you take
your glasses off, please, Cary?'

I just wanna see
what you look like.

There. Anything else
you'd like me to take off?

LAUGHTER

Why d'you marry Dyan Cannon?

Yeah. Why did you
marry Dyan Cannon?

MAN: 'Do you love her?'

'I'm over here, Cary!'

Well, who wouldn't...

want to marry Dyan Cannon?

MAN: She was so much
younger than you?

I'd just like to state
for the record that,

with all my wives, I only
married for one reason.

Because I love her, Mother.

Oh, don't be so ridiculous!

She's a hustler!

She just wants to use you
as a leg up for her career.

Is that all you have
to say? Honestly?

No, no congratulations,
no good luck?

'Do you wish me well at all?'

Well, it's because of
you that I'm saying this!

Why did you ring me today?

Because you obviously
wanted my approval.

Well, I'm sorry, I
can't give you that.

'All I can give
you is the truth.'

Well, thank you so much.

Any more pearls of
wisdom to drop on me?

'You were gonna come and
live with me, Archie!

'Why are you going
off with her, Archie?'

Mum...

You know she'll make you
unhappy, you know that.

I can make you happy. You know
I've waited all these years.

I can smell a rat. Why
are you so easily duped?

'And don't tell me
you love her! You...'

Well, I have to go to work
now, so you keep well, Mother.

OK?

- 'And she doesn't love you...'
- Bye-bye.

I think I might have done it...

..to spite my mother.

MENDELSSOHN'S
WEDDING MARCH PLAYS

Will you love him
and honour him?

Will you cherish
him and obey him?

I will.

This marriage ring seals
the vows of marriage

and represents eternal
and everlasting love.

I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

I loved Dyan Cannon...

..as best I knew how.

We've been over this, darling.

A natural birth's best
for the baby and you.

SHE MOANS

I know... I know you're in pain.

- You're full of sh*t, Cary!
- Absolutely.

Don't give her any drugs,
whatever she asks for, OK?

- Give me drugs! Give me LSD!
- Keep pushing.

- Keep pushing, honey.
- Give me anything!

SHE GROANS

Come on! DYAN EXHALES

Just push one last
time! DYAN GROANS

There it is! SHE SCREAMS

MIDWIFE: I can see the head!
That's it. Keep pushing.

DYAN SCREAMS Beautiful.

BABY CRIES

OK, OK Shh! Boys,
very quickly.

My daughter,
Jennifer... Her name.

..is the most beautiful
baby in the world.

And, uh, she is by far
my best production.

All right, thank you
for your interest

and please go back
to your own families.

- Mr Grant! Mr Grant!
- That's all, boys!

Shh, shh, shh!

It's just you and me now, hey?

Just you and me.

This is the moment I've been
waiting for my whole life.

Thank you.

- There we go!
- Thank you.

- Jennifer, meet Mae.
- Look at her!

She's perfect!

She's all right.

Oh, wow!

Hi!

It's pretty astounding,
isn't it, love?

We've had cards and flowers, and
telegrams from all over the world.

"Many congratulations from
Robert and Ethel Kennedy."

How about that? People
have been so kind.

"Clever old you,
from Hitch and Alma."

I had a little
something to do with it.

You had a lot to do
with it. Didn't she?

Mummy was amazing!

This is our lovely house.

I need energy. I
need chocolate.

I need cookies!

Oh, no, no, no! None of
that nonsense any more!

Mummy needs vegetables,
doesn't she?

Mummy needs proteins
and vitamins.

Mae, can you knock her up
a chicken salad, please?

- Right away!
- Oh, hey!

I haven't seen Bangs yet.

Hey, Bangs!

- Sunshine out the window.
- Meet your new playmate!

There's a swimming
pool out there, yes.

Mae, where's Bangs?

Cary, where's my dog?

I found her a new home.

It turns out in addition
to the hygiene issues,

animals can experience extreme
jealousy around newborns.

Cary, where's my dog? Wherever
she is, go and get her back.

- I won't be doing that.
- Cary, go...

Cary, go and get her back.
She's never hurt anyone!

They can have profound
personality changes.

You never know.

Oh, my God, what have you done?

Let's not do this, not
today of all days, eh?

Let's start how
we mean to go on.

Parents shouldn't argue in
front of their children.

BABY CRIES Look,
you've upset her!

Cary, you've got rid of
my dog without asking me.

I'm doing what's best
for Jennifer, darling.

Don't "darling" me, because
anybody who ever cared about me

could never do that to me!

Cary, you... SHE
INHALES SHARPLY

You had no right!

I hate you!

Oh... Oh, babe.

Ah-ha! Hello, Mother! Ha-ha!

Or should I say, Grandmother!

Say hello to your granddaughter.

- Hey.
- Hi, Elsie.

Would you like to hold her?

Come on, don't be shy!

Here we go.

BABY BABBLES

There we are.

Her name's Jennifer.

Has she got a middle name?

No, we haven't given her one.

She'll choose one
when she's older.

Maybe she'll choose
her mum's name.

Betsy, that'll be
lovely for you.

I hope you're as good a dad as
your father was to you, Archie.

Elias was a wonderful man.

He was devoted to the boys and
me. We had a very happy family.

I'm glad you have so
many happy memories.

I do.

Don't you let her out of your
sight, not for one minute.

You take her back.

Is everything OK?

I just don't want
to get too attached.

Very good. You're a good girl.

HE HUMS HAPPILY

- Sorry, sorry, sorry!
- That's OK.

We've been having a rich
old time, haven't we?

Who was the cable from?

- United Artists.
- Mm-hm.

I managed to get
through to David Swift.

He's offering me the lead role
in How To Succeed In Business.

Cary, he said I wasn't just his,

but everybody's first
choice for the part.

And he said I own this role!

What are you thinking?

I think you're not
thinking straight.

How can a mother even
contemplate being away

for weeks or months
on a movie set

when there's a baby
girl depending on her?

Cary, we have a lot of
friends that balance children

and their careers
very successfully.

Yeah, what other people
do doesn't concern me.

You want me to tell them
I can't take the role?

You wanted to be
married, have a family.

Well, now you have those things.

I...

I can do both. You do it.

Don't be ridiculous!

We have something
special here, dear child.

Let's not mess it up.

Anybody know the movie?

AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Father Goose!
- Thank you.

You must be the two
who bought a ticket.

Yes.

Father Goose, the first film
I did after Jennifer was born.

I grew whiskers, I
played a drunken bum.

I had a great time. Good stuff.

But I was away for three
months with a newborn baby.

Shouldn't have gone.

Bad timing.

Hi. I missed you.

BABY CRIES

Oh, dear.

I'll go.

CRYING CONTINUES

Daddy's here, Daddy's...

Oh, my God, look at the size
of you, you're enormous!

I love you so much.

There you go. I've got
you. That's better.

There you go. Daddy loves you.

Shall we do this later? You
have Stanley coming over.

Yeah, but I've
got a few minutes.

It's been a long time
since we've done it.

It's good to get back into
old habits, don't you think?

Wait, my cuttings. And I just
need to get a glass of water.

Oh, Dyan? Make sure you tighten
the faucet properly, darling,

so it doesn't drip.

So, what's caught your
eye in this week's news?

Just a minute!

There was one I thought
that we could talk about.

Where is it?

- Here it is.
- I'm listening.

About Vietnam.

"Eisenhower supports Nixon's
criticisms of President Johnson."

Yes, sounds very
interesting. Go on.

They criticise him
for his hesitation,

indecision and...
and his timidity.

And what do you think?

Well, they're wrong.

Why?

Well, we already have too
many soldiers over there

and Nixon wants to
increase the draft.

The public won't stand for it.

Well, I completely disagree.
Now is the time to be decisive.

If we can overwhelm the
North Vietnamese forces,

we can have all the
boys home for Christmas.

I always seem to get
it wrong, don't I?

No, darling, there
is no right or wrong.

It's a discussion.

DOORBELL RINGS

Oh, there's Stanley.

You're doing great.
It's fun, isn't it?

We'll carry on later.

TV BLARES

Oh, there you are.
I was looking...

Are you eating one
of my Picnic bars?

For f*ck's sake, Dyan!

TELEPHONE RECEIVER CLANGS

I had them specially
sent from England.

They are incredibly
hard to get hold of.

Sorry.

DOOR SLAMS

SHE KNOCKS Come in.

Thank you.

- Thank you, Mae.
- No problem.

TV BLARES

SHE SIGHS

Oh, I'm... I haven't
finished yet.

- Okay.
- Thanks.

OK. "Thank you so much

"for the lovely cardigan
for Jennifer," comma,

"made all the more special because
you knitted it yourself," full stop.

"Its my favourite colour

"and it looks gorgeous on
her," full stop, new line.

"Sending best wishes," comma,

"Dyan," comma, "Cary and
Jennifer," full stop.

Much better.

It's my favourite colour.
Missing an apostrophe.

And "gorgeous" is...

a strange adjective for an
object, it's slightly bland.

Ah, hello, ladies!

I'm home...

from the coalface. Dyan?

Dyan?

Mae?

Mae?

Where's Dyan and Jennifer?

I'm sorry, Mr Grant.

Sorry about what?

I haven't slept
more than an hour.

Haven't eaten in two days.

I'll go and see her.

I'll get her to
agree to meet you.

It's gone, Stanley.

My whole life has gone.

My whole...

f*cking life just...

..just gone. Destroyed it all.

Like I always do.

Hi, Mr Grant.

- Nice to see you.
- I'll show you in.

Thank you.

CARY CLEARS HIS THROAT

Thank you very much.

Hi.

Hi.

- How are you? How's Jennifer?
- She's fine.

I have to see her, Dyan.
I... I need to see her.

You can come over tomorrow.

I'll go for a walk.

What, you can't be there too?

God, you look beautiful.

Really.

Motherhood suits you.

Thank you.

Cary, you're always saying
that I need to change and...

Well, we all do. I
mean, be open to change.

You say that a lot and I
have tried to change a lot.

But what about you? Do you
think you need to change?

Well, I...

Yes, I do. I think I...

- I think I am. I think I have.
- How?

For years I... I wore a
mask of my own making,

and now, with you and
Jennifer, I feel like I...

I can... Well, we... we can
breathe together and we can!

I never had any trouble
breathing before I met you, Cary.

I guess I asked
for that. Not now.

Look, I was thinking
that maybe it's...

..you know, high time we made a
movie together, don't you think?

I have a perfect script for us.
It's called The Old Man And Me.

A young American woman comes to
London to conquer the arts scene.

I don't need a role in
one of your movies, Cary.

I don't have another
divorce in me, Dyan.

Please.

We could just start
over, you know?

I just want my family
back together again.

Do you love me?

- Don't be silly.
- Stop, just...

Cary, right here, right now...

do you love me?

Me, just as I am right now?

Thank you for being
honest with me.

We're delighted to have you
here, Cary, truly we are.

Well, it's very nice of you, but
I'm sure the last thing you need

is a miserable big cuckoo
descended on your happy home.

Stanley told me he
didn't like the idea

of you being on
your own right now

and I completely agree with him.

You're welcome to stay
as long as you want.

Thank you both
very much. I'll...

I'll try and stay out of
your way as much as I can.

I haven't seen Jennifer
for two weeks now.

- It's driving me crazy.
- What's Dyan saying?

Nothing. I call her every
day, multiple times.

She won't even pick
up the telephone.

Not seeing my daughter's
like having a leg removed.

I don't see why she'd be
used as a weapon against me.

And don't fold the collar
in half, it's shaped.

RINGING TONE

Hello, is Dyan there, please?

WOMAN: 'Not right now.'

SHE HANGS UP

Hello? LINE BEEPS

Yes, can I speak
to Dyan, please?

PERSON HANGS UP

NO CONNECTION TONE

Have you finished?

If you're not going
to eat it, I will.

Waste not want not, remember?

No, well, she...

I understand.

Yeah. Dyan. PERSON HANGS UP

Because she's my wife!

Stickiness in the
air, don't you think?

CARY: Damn!

Is that...?

What's it like having a
movie star for a house guest?

Well, it's...

- Mary, I...
- Oh, oh, Cary!

This is my friend,
Lucy Cartwright.

Pleased to make your
acquaintance, Lucy Cartwright.

How do you do?

I was in your pantry and you've
got seven jars of mustard

in various stages of usage.

Oh, thank you, Cary. I'll get
on to that this afternoon.

I've consolidated them into
one and washed the others.

Don't throw them
away, they're useful.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

I'll get to start
on the ketchups.

Thank you.

That's what it's like.

'Can you see 'em, Jed?
I've lost my glasses.'

THEY CHUCKLE

TELEPHONE RINGS

Fox residence.

Cary, it's for you.
WHISPERS: It's Dyan.

Yes?

Yes. No, no, no, I
was... We were just...

OK.

OK, yeah. No, that's fine.

Well...

Well, certainly I can.

Well... Yes.

Well, no. Thank you.

Well, looks like I'm going
home for the weekend.

I can have Jennifer by myself.

Oh, thank God!

I mean, thank God you
can have Jennifer.

I'm so pleased for you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

She's asleep.

I'll take her.

Great.
- Here.

Want to come in for a bit?

No. I assume Mae's
here to help?

No, no. It's just... it's
just us two for the weekend.

Uh, well, I'm only a phone
call away if you need me.

And I'll be here to get
her on Sunday night.

OK.

Thanks.

If you don't eat, you won't
grown up to be a big girl!

Don't cry. BABY CRIES

It's just food,
darling. It's just...

BABY CRIES

Oh, I know!

Who's that?

CRYING CONTINUES

Quack-quack there.

BABY CRIES

Oh, that's very loud,
darling. Don't like that.

CRYING CONTINUES

Oh, hold on. Wait, wait, wait.

HE SNIFFS

Oh, my God!

Oh, what's that? The
answer to all our problems.

I know, my darling.

BABY CRIES

Here we go.

All right, all hands
on deck, I'm going in!

HE SINGS LULLABY QUIETLY

I used a different
brand of diaper on her.

Much better for her skin. I
can send you some if you like?

I have diapers.

I'll see you in two weeks.

I missed you.

Cary, erm...

So you heard it from me, I'll be
filing divorce papers this week.

- Mr Grant? Mr Fox is here.
- Thank you, Mae.

- Cary.
- Stanley.

Shouldn't you be getting
showered and dressed?

I... I'm, I'm not
sure I'm gonna come.

What?

I'm not attending
the proceedings.

Cary, you need to be there,
you need to defend yourself.

This isn't like the other ones.

- She's going in hard.
- How hard?

That you were very controlling.

Her career, her
clothes, her make-up.

What she ate, baby milk.

The dog.

You got rid of her dog.

Dog!

Anything else?

She's going to bring up the LSD.

That I took it
during therapy or...?

No.

That you made her take it.

I honestly believed
it would help,

help us to stay together.

- f*cking mess!
- Well, that's divorce.

It's always messy.

When we married,

Mary told me there will be
no divorce in this house.

There may be a hunting accident
in the kitchen, but no divorce.

No. No. I'm not coming.

I think you should reconsider.

No. Thank you, Stanley, but no.

I... I... I think it's
best if this thing

blows over as
quickly as possible.

I don't want
Jennifer reading some

"she said, he said"
version in a few years.

I can't.

You go.

I'm staying here.

I read about the settlement
in the newspapers.

That's another one
on the payroll.

How many ex-wives
are you bankrolling?

Too many. I can afford
it. Thank you, Mother.

You're weak, just
like your father.

I thought he was a wonderful
husband, perfect family man.

I know exactly what he was.

And what he did.

I'm not stupid. I know...

I know Eric isn't your cousin,
I know he's your half-brother.

No doubt his sl*t of a mother
is still out there somewhere.

I just thank God I've
no idea who she is.

I assume Elias finally
told you where I was?

I didn't know!

I mean, I had no idea.
You have to believe me.

I thought you...

He told me you were dead.

I might as well have been.

I don't want you to
come any more, Archie.

- It's too upsetting.
- No! No, no, Mum, please.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault.

I'm sorry for all of
it, for everything.

I waited all those
years for you,

and then when you did come,

you didn't want me.

I missed you so much.

Every day I...

I thought about you every day.

And, eventually, I...

I built something for myself.

You know, a... a new life.

Yeah.

And there was no
place for me in it.

I'm sorry.

MAE: What a good girl!

She's such a good
girl. She's missed you.

Hi! Hey!

- Hello, my darling.
- Who's that? Who's that?

Hi, hi.

We heard you on the
radio the other day.

She got so excited
hearing your voice.

Listen, Cary, I've been offered
the lead in a play on Broadway.

On Broadway?

So, I'll have to be in New York

for a couple of
months and I was...

gonna hire a nanny, but
then I thought that Jennifer

would much rather be with you.

Obviously, I'm gonna
miss her so much, but...

if you want to have her, then...

Maybe it's a stupid idea,
you're probably busy, but I...

Yes. Yes!

You don't have a movie
coming up or something?

There's something, but,
no, it doesn't matter.

I don't want the studio getting
mad at me because you pulled out.

The studio can go take a
hike. You, you go to New York.

You can pursue your career.

I'm very happy to be
a stay-at-home dad.

Well, I know how much
Jennifer would like it.

And I want her for two weeks
in the middle of the run

and I'll be back and
forth the whole time.

Fine. Of course.

Thank you, Dyan. Thank you.

OK? You want to go see Daddy?

Thank you. I know,
my angel. SHE CRIES

Shall we say goodbye to Mummy?
Yeah, let's say, "Bye, Mum!"

Bye, Mum.

OK.

You enjoy New York. We're
gonna have a great time.

You're at the peak
of your career.

You have so much to give!

CARY SHUSHES JENNIFER

There are so many
awards to be won.

So much more creative
satisfaction to be had.

So much more money to be made.

Stanley, there's no amount
of money in the world

that could compensate for this.

Hitch has been on the
phone. Billy Wilder.

God! They all want to
make movies with you.

Do you mind?

Ah!

No. Thank you.

I've made my decision,

I'm not going back.

I got lots of offers to come
out of retirement, I still do.

But me getting out of
the business coincided

with my ex-wife becoming
something of a hot property.

Which meant I got to spend
more time with Jennifer.

Are you ready? Tilt your head
back. Tilt your head back slightly.

And go!

Where'd it go?

Have you swallowed it?

Who is that?

Sara.

Oh, Sara! Oh, well...

PUTS ON COMEDY VOICE: Hello, Sara,
my name is Hermione and, uh...

and my favourite thing
in the world to do

is to drink Darjeeling tea
out of bone China cups.

Would you care to join me?

HIGH-PITCHED: Yes,
I would care to!

SHE BURPS

Oh, excuse me, your
ladyship! I'm terribly sorry.

HE BURPS

Do you mind?

Honestly! The place
is falling apart.

SHE CHUCKLES

I've been called many things
in my life. Skinflint.

WOMAN: I don't think
you're a skinflint, Cary!

No, no, no, I quite like
being called a skinflint.

I'm careful with my money.

I've also been
accused of being g*y.

I have to tell you,

I don't consider either of
those an insult of any kind.

What was difficult
to get used to

was not being called
an actor any more.

After 50 years, it
was kind of strange.

Well, I didn't stop working.

I had a new mouth
to feed, after all.

I did some business.

A friend of mind offered me
a directorship of a company

that dealt with
perfumes and cosmetics.

And that is why, a few years
ago, I found myself in London.

LIFT DINGS

This just isn't good
enough, Miss Harris.

There's no car booked
for Bristol tonight.

It's not on the itinerary

and I have to go
and see my mother.

She's elderly and it's
very important to me.

OK. Well, how about this?

Tomorrow, I have to drive
down to see my family in Bath

and I would be happy,
as I am doing the PR,

to personally drop you
off in Bristol on the way

and bring you back
here two days later.

How about that,
door-to-door service?

I went to market today
and I bought a Ferrari,

a cucumber, a Zeppelin,
a powdered wig,

a pair of smelly
socks, a piece of...

- Um...
- Uh, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, I
know what it is!

It's, uh, it's world peace!

It's world peace,
a flagon of rum,

a flame thrower, a
ventriloquist, gold watch...

- No, no!
- It is a gold watch!

A ventriloquist's dummy!

- Oh... ba*ls!
- I win again.

There's some kind of cheating
going on somewhere here.

Just accept I have
the better memory!

- Absolutely not! Nil-nil.
- Fine, one more time.

Are you hungry?

Yes, I am, actually.

Fancy some fish and chips?

KNOCK ON DOOR

CARY: Mother? Hello?

Oh, there you are.

Hello.

Elias? Is that you?

No, dear.

Elias, come and sit with me!

I've missed you so much.

Oh, you've no need to go to
her any more, I can change.

I can give you everything
you need here at home

with our beautiful boys.

Oh...

Can you hold me, Elias?

Oh, put your arms around me.

You are my only one.

I should never have let
you out of my sight.

I'm right here. I'm
not going anywhere.

'Shortly before she died,

'my mother instructed me
to dye my hair black.'

When I asked her why, she said,

"Because you're
making me look old."

She was 95.

'She was a small, fierce woman
whose approval, whose love,

'I tried my entire life to win.'

And failed.

'Did she love me?'

She loved Archie, I know that.

'Whether it was approval
or mostly disapproval,

'she had something to say
about everything I did.'

Sorry, this has turned into
rather an amateur therapy session.

Not my intention,
and I'm sorry, but...

let me tell you anyway,
the advice from Dr Cary,

accumulated after 82 rocky
years, is really simple.

Leave the past in the
past where it belongs.

If you're not careful...

it becomes a trap,

one that is almost
impossible to escape from.

Almost.

Thank God.

BARBARA: So, the key to w*r And
Peace is that Tolstoy was mixing

a fictional narrative with
actual history and philosophy.

If you get stuck,
come and get me.

I'll put that in the
essay. Thanks, Barbara.

I can't wait to read it!

No playing records, please!

Homework first, young lady!

Yes? You hear me?

Thank you.

For what?

Oh, for...

just making life so... so easy.

You are doing a wonderful job
raising her. And Dyan too.

Yeah, we do our
best, I'll own that.

If it's not too swanky to say.

BARBARA: Mmm!

HE CHUCKLES

It's just bliss.

All of it.

I was just thinking, I have so much
more energy than I've had in years.

I'm getting so much more sleep.

Neither of us are
party animals, are we?

- Hmm.
- Hmm.

Not any more.

You know I love you, but I...
but I could never marry you.

Who said I wanted you to?

It's just that, that's when
everything starts going wrong.

AUDIENCE: Marry her!

What? I can't!

I'm sorry!

Cary, yes, it would be
nice to be your wife...

..but I'm perfectly
happy as we are. OK?

I am sorry.

'Over the years, I assiduously
gathered precious things.

'So frightened of losing them, I
kept them in a fireproof vault!

'And I was standing there,
amongst my treasure...

'..when I realised the truth.

'I wanted to tell you that I've...
fallen in love with Barbara.

'She makes me very happy.

'And I want to make her happy.'

You are the most important
person in the world to me.

And nothing's ever
gonna change that.

But I want to know
what you felt first.

So I'm...

..I'm thinking of
asking her to marry me.

Is it that bad an idea?

No.

I'm crying because
I'm happy, Daddy.

I love Barbara and I think you'll
be wonderful for each other.

Thank you, sweetheart.

That means the world to me.

So I asked Barbara
to marry me and...

to my delight and
relief, she said yes.

She's here tonight actually.

There with my beautiful
daughter. There.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

To this day, I spent
most of my life wondering

who I was supposed to be.

Was I Archie? Was I Cary?

What was real? What wasn't?

Well, I introduced them to
each other quite recently

and they got on like
a house on fire.

But the point is,
it doesn't matter.

You can call me
whatever you like now.

I know exactly who I am.

I'm Barbara Harris's husband.

And most of all,

I'm Jennifer Dyan Grant's dad.

I belong somewhere
and I always will.

Everything is copacetic.

Look it up in the dictionary.

HE CHUCKLES

And I wish you all the
same peace of mind.

I think I hear my exit music.

Thank you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE