01x03 - Feel it, Fight it

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This year's trip for class nine will be…

Mussoorie!

Five nights and six days
for just 12,000 rupees.

The last date to submit
is the end of this week.

Ma'am…

Thank you.

Kids!

Give a huge round of applause
to this year's topper…

Sheetal Parekh!

The school is going to gift her

a free trip to Mussoorie as a prize!

Please clap for her!

Congratulations.

Better luck next time.

-Bye, Shahid.
-Don't eat junk.

Bye.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Listen, it's gonna be rubbish.

Terrible food. Diarrhea.

Everyone will try to kiss each other.

You enjoy riding your cycle, okay?

Bye.

Arjun.

Truth or dare?

-Dare.
-Kiss a girl.

Truth.

The girl you like
the most from our school.

Lavanya.

Arjun.

Lavanya?

I like you too.

Cheese!

Lavanya!

Lavanya!

Yes, right there!

-After lunch--
-You never listen to me.

What happened?

Arjun is the worst boyfriend to have.

Just because you didn't get him?

What?

Your boyfriend is a jerk.

And I love you more than I like him.

If you don't believe me,
go check the Willow Point.

-What happened?
-Your friend is a jerk.

No, he's the best guy in the world.

Get lost, Rishabh!

Why are you upset with me?

Because you're on his side.

Sorry.

Everyone knows how he is…

I was still being stupid.

That's true.

But at least you had the courage
to do something about how you feel.

Why?

You don't have courage?

Why didn't you tell me?

Because we are all friends,
it's understood

that everyone wants Arjun.

What do you want?

No.

Lavu, man, do you wake up
in another country?

Fifteen years, and I still don't get it…

how are your feet always
so cold in the morning?

Yours are so warm, that's why.

Because I am hot.

Shut up.

Get up.

-Get up!
-No.

Yeah, hi. Is this Hotel Park Paradise?

Hello, my name is Rishabh Rathore.

I wanted to know the availability
of your rooms in the month of October.

-Sure, let me know.
-Listen, take a look.

Yeah. So, actually, 20 rooms?

-How many, ten?
-No, 25.

-Not more than that.
-Are you mad?

Not you, not you. Sorry, sorry.

-You know what,
-Come.

we'll get to know about the exact number
when we come closer to the…

to the dates.

Sure! Lavu, please!

We'll need Mom and Dad's approval as well.

There are already too many people.

We need to lock the menu today post-work.

I'll send you for approval.
Do you have any special preferences?

Some tiramisu maybe?

Whatever you like.
Anyway, food is your department.

Lavu, don't be late in the evening.

Final planning meeting.

-Good morning, sir.
-Good morning.

Greet her sometimes, too!

She pays half the rent, you know?

-Good morning, ma'am.
-Good morning.

Dear, check if the laundry guy
has delivered the clothes!

Yes, Mom.

Here you go, Masterji.

-Two spoons of sugar, right?
-Yes, fine.

Come, sit here.

Eat properly.

Hail Mother Goddess!

Mansi, where's my Louis Vuitton belt?

-And hurry up.
-Coming.

-I'm getting late.
-Here, take the blessing.

-Sheetal, please make her braids.
-Jai Shri Krishna.

I'll go look for his belt. Yes, yes.

Here.

Sheetal ma'am,
when do you need the satin gown?

By Friday, but give it to me tomorrow.
I need to check the fitting.

I can't do it. I have a lot of work.

-Check the laundry accounts.
-There is no time.

-Are they okay?
-Yes, yes.

Dear…

Masterji, will you decide it, or should I?

-I have to deliver the gown.
-You donkeys, why aren't you ready yet?

Leave that. Come on, hurry up.

You'll be late for school. Leave it.

-I'll do it on the way.
-Okay, okay, it's done.

-Sorry, sorry!
-Come on, get going.

-Run. Run.
-Bye-bye.

Hey…

Their lunch boxes, sister-in-law!

Jai Shri Krishna!

Finish the gown by tomorrow,

and send me pictures when you
go pick up the embroidery.

-There is no time for a cup of tea, ma'am.
-Please.

-Oh, sorry.
-It's okay.

One minute,
do you know where Echo Point is?

Yes, I'm just coming from there.

Nothing echoes there!

By the way,
there's Sunset Point a little ahead.

Sorry, who are you?

Sameer. With love called Sam.

Sheetal Parekh. You're from?

Mumbai. Kalbadevi. Sameer Kotadiya.

-Are you Gujarati?
-You too?

Listen to this guitar.

Yeah… it's good.

Who's in there?

-Two minutes!
-Open up.

What happened?

I think they are smoking
cigarettes inside.

Boys! Come out!

Please forgive him this time.

This one time, sir.

Please. Melroy is a good boy.

I'm really surprised, Mr. Pitroda.

You're such a good man.

You've taken such good
care of your stepson.

I'll make sure
he doesn't repeat this, sir--

I know, but Mr. Pitroda,

I need to take some action.

Sir, they are impressionable in age.

I love you.

I love you, Mel.

Show me.

-Mel…
-Easy, easy.

-Listen…
-You f*ck!

I should've kissed you?!

In front of my friends?

Tell me.

Hey, relax, man.

It's like masturbation. Chill.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Okay, I am sorry.

I'm f*cked up. I f*cked up.

Yes, Dad.

How can anyone just seize our land?

It's not their property!

No…

No, no.

I'll find a way out.

Yes, yes.

What happened?

Quarrels over property, land.
Same old f*ck up.

What?

Do you know what country you live in?

India. India is an agricultural country.

And we k*ll each other
over a piece of land, so…

Let it be, you won't get it.

Then explain it to me.

What?

You can't understand our struggle.

-Just don't bother.
-Yeah…

I can see your struggle.

You're just a f*cking privileged idiot.

That's what you are.

Making out with a girl
and calling it masturbation.

Do you understand your level of luxury?

as*h*le.

Okay, I am sorry.

It's my level of love, Mel.

I leave everything and come here.

My dad, he needs me there.

And what am I doing?

I'm f*cking betraying my dad for you!

I leave everything behind for you!

And what do you do for me?

Tell me.

What do you do?

I wait.

I feed your dog
who you give two f*ck about.

But you know what?

Waiting is way harder
than just showing up.

f*cking poetry!

sh*t!

Yes, Dad.

Yes.

I'll take the first flight out on Monday.

Lavu, why so quiet?

I am okay, Mom.

What's wrong?

How was your trip?

Amazing.

I heard Melroy got
in some kind of trouble.

Is he okay?

Mom, can you please leave him alone?

He's going through some sh*t.

And if we can't help him,
at least we shouldn't judge him.

Just…

I don't know, do you think
she tells me anything?

I've selected a really
nice design for the stage.

-Show them.
-Yes, of course.

We found this really nice decorator.

He said that there will be
a river flowing through the venue.

And there will be a boat
in the center of the river

in which the bride and groom will sit.

Isn't that nice?

See, son.

Lavanya, your wedding is drowning.

Uncle, this is not Jack and Rose's
wedding, getting married on a boat.

Rishu, don't you think
it's a little over the top?

Doesn't matter.

Who pays attention
to the stage at a wedding?

All eyes will be on you, baby.

Mom, you have to see her dress.

It's so amazing.

Uncle, Auntie, we've already fixed
the theme, decor, and lighting.

We have a certain vibe in our minds.
So, we--

What the hell is a vibe?

We're doing this
for your happiness, child.

I've also decided that

my brother will perform
Lavanya's wedding rituals.

Your uncle. Please, I can understand.

There's no man in their family

-who can perform the rituals.
-Mom…

And I don't want Lavanya
to feel left out, you know?

-Dad, no.
-My brother

is a big businessman in Africa.

Renowned, respectable diamond merchant.

Royal.

Yeah, royal. What else can one ask for?

No, Mom.

That's so sweet of you, Sunita.

But Lavanya is my daughter.

We're a family!

And we've never needed anyone else.

So, how can we just outsource
the wedding rituals?

Isn't it, Lavu?

So, we've confirmed the vegetarian menu.

Okay?

I think I'd really like to serve my
friends and family, whatever I want.

Because that's the one thing that people
remember for months after the wedding.

So, there'll be non-veg food and alcohol.

How will we face our family?

Auntie, we're not forcing anyone.

I mean they are free to eat
whatever they want.

Lavu, just say yes.
Why are you acting like this?

Acting like what?

When we attend weddings,

we get put off by veg food.

But we go anyway.

And this is different,
we won't eat it for one day.

Actually, I don't even want
to argue about this.

I've made all my decisions out of fear…

but I'd like to make
this decision by choice.

If you want the bride at the wedding,

then there will be
non-veg food and alcohol.

Oh, God.

And the bride's mother
will perform the rituals.

Give it to me.

-I didn't mean--
-No, no, Lavu. You're right.

You've made all your
decisions out of fear,

-and not willingly.
-I love you--

Just don't be afraid, Lavu.

Do your thing.

-Listen!
-No, no.

I love you!

You're the best decision
I've made in this life.

Willingly.

I don't know, man.

Shut up, Rishu.

Lavu, you know…

f*ck it, man. I don't want to fight.

I also don't want to fight.

It's all my fault.

Because everyone else's
parents are amazing.

Tell me something,

do your parents' choices
determine who you are?

But everyone makes fun of me because
I come to school in a ramshackle car.

But everyone also thinks you're
the best footballer in school.

And a car is a car.

There must be someone in school
who doesn't have a car.

Shahid sir comes on a scooter.

And look how happy he is.

Does he have an option?

I guess that's one way of looking at it.

But sometimes not having
an option is the best option.

Because it makes you choose
happiness with what you have.

Sorry, I was rude earlier.

That's okay.

Okay, Sid, I have to go. I have a seminar.

I'll see you at school. Yeah?

The way I connect with your vibe

I can't with anyone else

No matter the distance No matter the mood

I can't do this without you

The way I connect with your vibe

I can't with anyone else

Until your cascading hair

Brings forth the night

I cannot fall asleep

-Shahid sir.
-Yeah?

The principal is calling
you to his office.

Mr. Ansari,
what the hell is going on here?

I do not appreciate you lying to me.

Especially, when it involves my niece!

Lying to me?

Going to watch a film?

Going to watch a film?

I work hard all day
to pay your school fees

hoping you'll be a successful man someday.

You have to be a successful man!

But no.

You're a loser…

and you'll always be one!

Mr. Ansari,
everyone should know their limits.

At work and in their life.

Sorry, sir.

Please go home today.

Yes, sir.

I got punished.

Relax. I mean…

that's just who he is.

He's behaving like
I've stolen his daughter.

Maybe…

you have.

I was going to quit this f*cked-up job.

But then you joined, and I got confused.

I am sorry.

It's okay.

-Yes, ma'am?
-Listen.

Can you tell the venue
guy and delay the meeting?

If I call him, he'll throw a fit.

Of course, I can, Lavu,
but why are you rescheduling?

Rishabh can't make it tomorrow,

and I really need to finish
some work before I leave.

Alone?

I'll send the car with Mehboob.

I don't need him tomorrow.

Listen, there's no need for this.
I can really handle this on my own.

Don't be a crybaby, Lavu.

I need to work on my song,
so I'll send him.

Okay, cool.

Hey!

Hey, Sheetu! What a surprise!

I was at Glance Fabrics next door
so thought I'd come over.

I see.

Come, let's go watch the new film.

This one's pretty bad.

Exactly. It's a bad movie.

The movie hall will be empty. Come on.

This week is difficult.

I'm trying a new strawberry sweet.

It's a very big order.

Bhadresh!

Come here. Give this to Father to taste.

Papa, tell me how it is.

Fantastic.

-Okay.
-Keep some on display as well.

I have.

Keep the gourd sweet on display as well.

It's Thursday.

People who are fasting will come today.

Okay, okay!

Sheetu! We'll go next week, promise!

Is he here?

Well, Mehboob can't make it today, Lavu.

I have a meeting.

So, deal with it.

What the f*ck, man?

This is really irresponsible of you.

You should've informed me earlier.
I'd have made some arrangements.

-I mean, what am I going to do now?
-Hear me out first.

What? Tell me.

So what if Mehboob can't make it?

I can.

Come down.

What's up? What's up?
What's up, baby? Come.

It's time to reveal
the no. 1 song of the week.

"Baby Tu Toh Shark Hai,"

by our very own Punjabi boy, AG the OG.

Girls are fishes But baby you're a shark

-"Girls are fishes,
-Yeah.

but baby you're a shark"?

She will eat me raw.

What was the other one?

"Your lips are like tangy berries."

I mean, where did you learn this language?

Did you attend
a different school on Sundays?

Lavu, if I use Urdu words

in party songs…

the kids will throw shoes at me.

And the solution is,

to compare girls with food.

-Simple.
-Absolutely.

But "butter, candy"
won't impress someone like you.

You should be compared to avocados.

Increase the Jaguar's speed

Get me some chia seeds

Yuck. It's…

Change it. Play something nice.

-AG! AG! AG!
-Hey!

You pay your fans to follow you
around, don't you?

I don't have a single paid follower.

-AG the OG! AG the OG! AG the OG!
-I love you. I love you.

-AG the OG! AG the OG! AG the OG!
-AG the OG! AG the OG! AG the OG!

-So, sir, as I was saying…
-Yeah?

these stairs lead
to our beautiful poolside,

where we'll have your haldi ceremony.
And yours is on the tenth floor.

-We are not--
-My haldi will be at the poolside.

Don't say that, my chicken tikka,
because you're my hot paprika!

Right?

-Right?
-Right. Right.

Okay!

What do you think, sir?

What do you think, baby doll?

I think it's amazing, sweetie.

You know,
but don't you have a bigger hall?

Show us that one.
We can use that one for the sangeet.

Ma'am, it's booked on your dates.

Oh, really?

What?

Now what, baby?

Fine, then cancel our wedding.

Sir. No, sir.

I'll cancel their booking right now.

Bro, is all good over there?

Did Lavu punch anyone?

The venue, decor, catering,
your bro has handled everything.

Thank you for handling Bridezilla.

-Of course.
-Thank you.

What do you think of Preet?

Means?

Is she on sale?

You know she really likes you a lot.

And that too since forever.
You should also settle down.

Wait, slow down.

Preet's my friend, Lavu.

She's very sweet, but she's not my type.

You'll have to get married someday.

So, I should marry Preet?

Are you saying that to me or yourself?

-I'm going.
-Wait, wait. Listen to this song.

I kept smiling, kept dancing
Kept losing myself

For your sake

-You made this?
-Once you--

Let me hear it.

Listen to it when it releases.

Don't know if anyone else will.

Okay. I'm seeing you tonight
at the cafe, right?

I'm going to Jaipur.

My flight leaves in two hours.

It's wedding season,
and I want to make money.

You're gonna get late.

I don't think you're
gonna catch your flight.

It's a big wedding. Rich people.

If they can afford me,
they can afford a chartered flight.

You c*ck piece of sh*t!

-See you.
-Bye.

Lavu!

Come with me?

We'll party and be back by dawn.

Sound's rolling!

Kkrish sir's vanity?

Hi, one sec.

Hi.

The Cheetah's ready to hunt your p*ssy.

Yuck!

Sir, the shot is ready.

Kkrish sir!

It's just one shot, I'll be right back.

Don't change the channel.

Who's a good doggie?

You are, Socket.

Sorry.

It's okay.

-Good morning, sir.
-Good morning, sir.

Good morning. Sit down.

-Thank you, sir.
-Thank you, sir.

I have checked all your essays.

Some of the essays were so horrendous

that I wanted to burn those sheets.

But some of the essays were fabulous.

And Preet Chuharmalani
has written the best essay…

on My Vision For My Future.

-Preet!
-Yes, sir?

Can you read your essay
for the class, please?

"The golden days of my life

will have the beaming face of my parents.

A skip in my step and a belief that
I'm making a difference to the world.

I see myself as an able and just
Prime Minister of India by 2022."

Can I come on top?

My hair will get messed up
for the next shot,

so I have to be on top.

Who's your cheetah?

Who's your cheetah?

-Kkrish sir, the shot is ready.
-One minute!

That was great.

I'll see you.

-What?
-Lavu.

Lavu. Lavu.

Listen, I don't have time
for your stupid fetishes.

I got ice cream.

You know I'm trying to lose weight, right?

Yeah, so this is keto-friendly.

Yeah, it says keto-friendly.

Do you think I'm crazy?

It's not even blackcurrant.

He didn't have blackcurrant,
so I got raspberry.

And cone?

f*ck.

f*ck, I forgot about your cone.

But try this, it's the same thing. I mean…

-we should try new things, Lavu.
-Rishabh, this is the problem.

These grand gestures that you do
only look good from the outside.

But it's these small things
that really matter to me.

And you don't get it.

This is your favorite flavor, not mine.

What the f*ck, man?

-It's just a f*cking ice cream flavor.
-Okay, take it, then.

Lavanya, I thought
we should try something new.

But yeah, I don't understand
these little things.

I'll just order one.

-No, no, there's no point.
-No, I'll just order--

What's the point of ordering it
after I asked?

Don't make an issue, Lavu.
I'll just order.

-I just don't want it now.
-What's the issue?

I don't want it.

Why are you overreacting?

Are you PMSing?

Of course, it's got to be
PMS, what else can it be?

Great, start with this now.

Let's not do this.
I don't want to do this.

-I love fighting.
-It's my problem, I'll handle it.

-You eat your ice cream.
-Shut up.

I am not talking to you.

-Leave me alone. Just leave me alone, man.
-Fine, don't talk to me.

f*ck it.

I love raspberry, okay?

f*cking nonsense!

WHAT HAPPENED?

What do I think? What do I say?

My feelings are all tangled up

Do I speak?

Or be silent?

My heart has a hundred questions

I don't know

I don't understand

WEDDINGS ARE STRESSFUL. CHILL A LITTLE.

What's right or wrong?

YOU WON'T FIND ANYONE
BETTER THAN RISHABH ANYWAY