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01x12 - Jaw-ache!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "H2O: Mermaid Adventures". Aired: 22 May – 15 July 2015.*
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When three normal teenage girls stumble upon an ancient cave they undergo a transformation that will change their lives forever.

01x12 - Jaw-ache!

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♪ On the Isle of Mako ♪

♪ Under the moon's

silver glow ♪

♪ The night is calm ♪

♪ But suddenly ♪

♪ There's a change

in the sea ♪

♪ Three mermaids,

magic and brave ♪

♪ True beauties

under the waves ♪

♪ Their secret will always be

mystery ♪

♪ In the depths of the sea ♪

Oh, leaping lamprey eels,

I'm bored.

Hey, psst, Dany.

He's falling asleep.

[both chuckle]

Let's have some f-f-f-fun.

Cootchy cootchy cootchy coo.

Burke no like chin tickle.

Burke! It was just a joke!

[yells]

[groans]

Burke mad.

You make Burke break tooth.

[both laugh]

[Burke] Ow, ow, ow.

And for the next test,

revise first-degree equations

with one unknown.

[school bell rings]

OK, till Thursday then.

Byron, could you stay behind?

I'd like to talk to you.

Sure, no problem, sir.

So?

He says I'm not working

hard enough.

If my grades don't improve,

he's going to advise

my parents

- to stop me from surfing.

- I'm sorry.

Don't worry,

you'll get your grades up.

You've got to help me

with that next test.

You're super good at math.

You free after school?

Mm-hmm.

- Me hurt so much.

- This is all your fault,

now we have to listen to his

moaning. I can't stand it!

- OK! B-B-But what can we do?

- Here's an idea.

Why don't you try pulling out

his tooth, you lug-head?

G-G-G-Good point.

OK. B-B-Burke,

d-d-don't move, OK?

Well, come on. Pull harder!

Easy for you to s-s-say!

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

[Burke sobs]

[Emma] And so,

to resolve the equation,

- you isolate your unknown.

- Hey, Emma.

- Yes?

- Thanks for agreeing to help.

- I really appreciate it.

- [chuckles shyly]

Hey, you two lovebirds.

We're going to the beach.

- Are you coming?

- Yeah, sounds good.

Sorry, we've got work to do.

Isn't that right, Byron?

Yeah, but look at those waves.

Be a crime not to take

advantage of them.

Byron, surfing isn't going

to improve your math grades.

We'll leave you to it.

But if you change your mind,

we'll be at the beach.

Byron, concentrate a little.

Come on!

It's for your own good, Byron.

Sorry!

This is the life.

Spending an afternoon tanning.

I just wish we could take

a quick dip to cool off,

but I guess

you can't have everything.

Sometimes I'm fed up

of being a mermaid.

Shh! Quiet. There's Zane.

Hi there, everybody.

Hey, Lewis, love those

marshmallow biceps. [laughs]

Talk about irresistible.

I bet with those pecs

the girls must be lined up

around the block, huh?

[sighs] Very funny.

And when are you planning

to bulk up your brain?

[girls laugh]

You might be hot stuff

in class,

but that doesn't help in

the water. Look at your arms.

They're like chicken wings.

[imitates chicken]

OK, that's enough, Zane.

You've had your fun,

now leave us alone.

You see that yellow buoy

over there?

I bet I could make it

out and back before you.

No, Lewis, ignore him.

That's what he wants.

What's the matter, Lewis?

Afraid I might embarrass you

in front of your girlfriend?

Oh!

[screams] Shark!

There! Shark!

Burke tooth hurt!

[blows whistle]

Get out, quick! Hurry up!

Everyone out of the water.

Come in, speed it up!

Everyone out of the water.

Cleo, no.

Not in front of everybody.

We need to find another way.

[Burke sobs]

Burke hurt.

Stop with the theatrics

and head back down, you idiot.

You're going to get yourself

caught.

Can't. Salt water

hurt Burke's tooth.

What a b-b-big baby, huh, boss?

[onlookers shout to swimmers]

[both yell]

Are you OK?

Well, shark or no shark,

I'd say I'm definitely

the winner here.

Your pals are gonna be famous.

Every local newspaper

is running headlines

on their run in with the shark.

Let me see.

"Dolphin City Terror Beach?"

I'll bet that the mayor

won't be pleased.

Tourist season

has barely started.

My men told me they were

swamped with calls all night.

This shark story is spreading

like wildfire around here.

But that's ridiculous.

Not all sharks are dangerous.

Mr. Lambert says that

only five species are dangerous.

Maybe this isn't one of them.

Yeah, maybe.

But until we know for sure,

no more swimming for you two

until further notice.

- But, Daddy! I was gonna...

- End of discussion.

It has to be Burke.

He's the only shark

in the bay.

Maybe not. Who's to say another

shark didn't show up in the bay?

You mean a shark that could

actually be dangerous,

- like a great white?

- Why don't we see Bernie?

Maybe he'll know

what's going on.

I never heard any talk

of another shark in the bay

apart from Burke.

But on the other hand,

I can't figure out why

he'd want to scare everybody.

You think there's some

sneaky reason behind it?

We're talking about

the vandal g*ng.

There's always

something sneaky.

[Burke moans]

Huh? What's up with Burke?

He looks strange.

He's heading back up

to the surface.

Burke!

Burke, come back down!

You scare everybody on the beach

when you swim on the surface

like that.

You've got the whole town

panicked.

Everybody saw your fin.

Don't you understand?

Humans are scared of sharks.

But I've got to do this.

Salt on my tooth hurts too bad.

- [Cleo] Your tooth?

- Yeah, my tooth.

Dany make joke,

Burke bang rock, tooth break.

OK. We'll find a way

to pull out your broken tooth.

But until then, you've got to

promise to stay out of sight.

- OK?

- OK.

OK, so looks like

the terror of Dolphin City

wasn't as terrible

as all that in the end.

Could we speed it up a little?

I've got to get to

the Juicy bar.

I'm meeting Byron.

How are the private lessons

going?

Alright. Let's just say Byron

isn't exactly the ideal student.

It's not going well

between you?

Sure it is. He's got

all the best intentions,

but it's just that

he can't concentrate

for more than two minutes

and it gets on my nerves.

Give him more time.

Maybe he's shy around you.

You think? Yeah, maybe.

I guess I could try to be

a little less hard on him.

Move it! Quit fooling around.

I'm not fooling around.

I'm working on my tan.

Working on your tan?

Now I've heard everything.

Whoa! A shark! Over there!

So, you know that

if A equals B,

then C equals B plus C,

got it?

Are we good?

Wow, check it out.

It's beautiful.

- [growls]

- Where were we?

You'd know

if you bothered listening

to what I'm breaking my back

trying to explain.

Do you think

I enjoy tutoring math

instead of shopping

or playing sports?

Do you think this is a joke?

Instead of that, I'm sitting

here explaining equations

to someone

who couldn't care less.

Whoa! You're a ferocious

kind of girl, aren't you?

I can't be 100% positive,

but it sure looked like one.

I'm telling you I'm certain of

it, Mr. Mayor. It was a shark.

I think for precaution's sake

the beach should be closed,

- at least temporarily.

- Don't even think about it.

The tourist season

has just started.

There won't be any tourists

if the newspapers

keep calling us Terror Beach.

We usually get along

just fine.

But as a student,

I really find him unbearable.

I'm worried this whole thing

will push us apart.

I know I shouldn't have

yelled at him like that.

If you think your friendship

might be at stake,

maybe you should stop

giving him lessons.

He'll be upset with me.

He's counting on me to help

improve his math grades.

But yelling at him every time

he gets on your nerves

isn't going to help

his grades.

- [both chuckle]

- OK, you're right.

Hello? Byron? It's Emma.

I'm sure you'll come through

with flying colors.

Well, I'm not.

Yesterday I tried to do

all the exercises alone.

Without you,

I didn't understand a thing.

Alright,

everyone has the test.

Perfect, you can start now.

Well, good luck.

- Here you go.

- [gasps]

[school bell rings]

Great, I knew it. Byron blew his

math test and it's all my fault.

Listen, Byron's a big boy.

He should have worked harder.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Maybe he could ask the teacher

to take the test over.

I hate to interrupt, but

shouldn't you be playing dentist

to the neighborhood shark?

Oh, no, Burke!

I completely forgot about him.

We all agree. You'll never be

able to pull out Burke's tooth

with just a pair of pliers,

even a huge pair,

so I've built you

a really special tool.

Hmm...

Are you ready? Ta-dah!

What the heck is it?

My friends, introducing

the shark tooth puller-outer.

I've named this little wonder

"Mega Jaws 5000."

You're saying we're going

to pull out Burke's tooth

with that thing?

It's going to be a long day.

- Good to go!

- Burke, it's your turn to pull.

You're going to pull on this

line as hard as you can, OK?

Go for it!

Burke go.

- Come on, pull!

- You're doing good, Burke.

Just pull a little bit harder.

Desperate times call for

desperate measures. Watch out!

- The heat is on!

- [laughs]

It isn't working.

It's only tickling him.

His skin must be too thick.

I can't believe it.

What dumb-bells.

Why don't you try something?

I can't bear his moaning

a minute longer.

I'll go! OK, OK. OK! Uh...

No, no!

No tickle under Burke chin.

[sobs] Ow!

- My tooth! Burke no hurt.

- At last.

[laughs] No hurt, no hurt.

Enough with the celebrating

already. Come on, let's go.

Seriously? That's the big thanks

we get for helping out?

Thank you. Burke happy.

Burke no hurt.

Next time, Burke help out

girls, promise.

Burke happy!

No need for math

to ride a wave.

[yells]

- Look over there!

- Byron!

We can't help him.

What do we do?

Let's go get Burke.

Burke!

Come quick, we need your help.

Him, over there.

Bring him back up to the

surface, but don't hurt him.

- Burke no hurt.

- [Emma] Hurry!

Huh?

Oh! Byron, no!

I can't believe it. A shark!

Hello? It's an emergency

at the Dolphin City beach.

Another shark attack!

Hurry, please!

[Rikki] He's too far

from the shore.

Looks like you're up, Cleo.

Oh!

I'm telling you, Miriam,

it wasn't a shark.

I just hit a rock. It was my

fault. I handled the wave wrong.

I'm telling you, it was a shark.

I know what I saw.

How would you remember?

You were half unconscious.

Be reasonable, darling.

If your friend says...

Daddy, keep your big nose

out of it!

When are you planning

on capturing that monster?

Hopefully before it eats

all my friends.

OK, girls,

looks like he's fine.

Let's head in,

we'll see him later.

What's going on, Dad?

Where are you going?

I've been called in

for an emergency.

The mayor wants us

to hunt down that shark.

I'm supervising

the whole operation.

Take care of

your little sister.

But...

- What, a shark hunt?

- Yes.

But I know for sure Byron

wasn't attacked by a shark.

It'll take too long to explain,

but you've got to believe me.

I believe you. Most people

know very little about sharks.

They instinctively act out of

fear rather than reason.

So what should we do?

Yeah, a shark cage.

Mr. Lambert will be able

to identify it

and prove that it isn't

a great white.

OK, but be careful.

Cleo, start preparing the cage

while we lower the anchor.

Oh, no, my dad!

[screams]

Oh, no!

No! [struggles]

- [Burke chuckles]

- Psst.

[Emma] Burke!

- Hunt Burke?

- Keep out of the bay,

and especially don't show

yourself on the surface,

- and avoid all boats.

- [Cleo] Hey! Over this way!

It's Cleo!

How in the world

did you end up here?

I'll explain everything later.

Just help me get out of here.

Burke, head up to the surface.

Try and attract

their attention.

But don't get caught.

But you say Burke no go up.

Yes, but we've got

no choice now.

You've got to go.

But be careful.

If you see them getting

too close, swim back down.

Burke gone.

That should keep them busy

for a bit.

You've got to jump

out of that cage.

Out of the cage? I can't.

To make a jump like that,

I need a lot more room.

What are you talking about?

You've done hundreds of leaps

like that.

You can jump higher

than Robby and Bobby.

Come on,

we're running out of time.

If the Coast Guard arrives,

it'll be too late.

[sighs] I can't believe this!

You see? There's nothing

complicated about it.

Come on, your turn now.

You've got no choice. I'm not

leaving this cage without you.

Thanks, Rikki. I couldn't

have done it without you.

Save your strength.

The hard part is coming up now.

You have to climb back onto

the boat without being seen.

All clear. You can go.

[Rikki] OK, go for it.

Look, there's the shark.

[man] Quick, Cleo,

we need the cage!

It's over there.

Oh, no, the Coast Guard.

And Burke's still up at

the surface. Quick, Emma!

We've got to get that shark

before they destroy it.

Cleo, is the cage ready?

Oh. Cleo?

- Cleo?

- Yes?

We need you on deck.

I'm coming. Just a minute.

What the heck

were you doing down there?

You see, actually,

I was in the middle of...

- That's to say I was just...

- You can explain it later.

Help me get ready.

If you want to save that shark

we have to lure it

into that cage.

I don't understand

what's blocking us.

At last.

That looks like a hammerhead

shark, don't you think?

How can you tell that

from here?

Cleo thinks she recognized it

as a hammerhead.

What do you know? She's right.

Mr. Sertori, you've got to stop.

It's not a great white shark,

it's a hammerhead.

The mayor ordered

that the shark be destroyed.

I can't stop the operation

without his OK.

I'll take full responsibility.

I'll explain to the mayor.

If you destroy that shark,

you'll make a terrible mistake.

OK, message received. Scrub the

operation, let's head to port.

- [Cleo] Yes!

- [laughter / cheering]

Bravo, Cleo, good job.

You never cease to amaze me.

[Cleo] "Which would explain

the misunderstanding

and the panic that followed."

"Today, port authorities

have confirmed

Dolphin City

is certainly no 'terror beach.'"

Those journalists are the ones

who nicknamed it that.

It's all their fault that...

Oh, hello, Byron.

So I heard

that you've been injured.

Oh, I'm fine.

It was just a little scratch.

That's good. I want to apologize

about the math test.

I feel like I let you down.

I'm sorry.

No way. You tried to help me.

I'm the one who

has trouble concentrating

when I'm with some people.

Actually,

with one person in particular.

In any case, my parents called

in someone to tutor me in math

and what do you know,

speak of the devil,

here's my new math teacher.

Not Miriam?

She's your new math tutor?

Miriam, are you kidding me? No!

It's Lewis.

[all laugh]