01x05 - The App/Don Juan Theodoro

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[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out
'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while
But ♪

♪ We're back with style
So ♪

♪ Get set
To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
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[ALVIN]
Simon, you are so wrong!

Alvin, I don't usually
hear the word wrong.

However, you and wrong
are bosom buddies.

Uh, fine,
but the words are

"ring-ring gotta buy
that bling-bling."

Not, what did you say,

"ting-tang walla-walla
bing-bang"?

Come on!
[beeping]

And there's only one way
to settle this.

What's that?
You just say I'm right.

No, Alvin.
What's that noise?

Sounds like an alarm.

Dave. What's wrong
with your phone?

Ha, ha, nothing.

It's the latest app.

The Home Harmonizer.

Home Harmonizer?

Oh. The name alone
creeps me out.

Relax, Alvin.

This little app is going
to make our lives easier.

Julie told me
all about it.

What does it
do exactly?

Well, it monitors
noise levels,

so if you're fighting,
the alarm goes off.

Dave, I know that
your generation

doesn't really
understand this,

but you've just
been snookered

into buying
a useless app.

That's short
for application,

which is short for,
"I'm a fool if I bought it."

Oh, really?

Um, are you and Simon
still fighting?

We actually
did stop fighting.

[giggles]

Well, thank you. Now,
I have to get back to work.

Oh, and Alvin.
Simon's right.

It's ting-tang,
walla-walla bing-bang.

Ah, this home harmonizer's
kinda creepy.

What do you think?

Well, as a practitioner
of Zen yoga, of course,

harmony is something
we should all strive for, and--

Thank you,
thank you, Simon.

I'm all out of time.

[piano playing]

[computer dings]

If you're happy with
the Harmonizer,

why not upgrade?
The new version

will help your kids with
their homework. Washing up.

And even wake
them up in the morning.

What are you waiting for?

Call now!

[keys beeping]

Hey guys, I'm going
to the skate park.

Be back for dinner!

[ROBOTIC VOICE]
What about your homework, Alvin?

Aah! Help!

Help!
Help, somebody!

Alvin! What's wrong?

Look! It's a robot
death machine

come to destroy
the planet!

Oh, that's
just Harmony.

I upgraded.

I'm now version 11.2.

Upgraded?

Harmony is going to be
watching over you guys.

It's gonna be a real
time-saver.

Wa-- Watching over me?

Ha, ha. Dave, that's crazy.

At my age and level of maturity,
I mean,

there's really no need.

I'm a grown adult.

Ish.

[beeping]

Oh, whoops.
The dinner's burning.

So you're a girl?

I'm Harmony.
Whatever.

As I was saying, Harmono--

Harmin-- Harmony, I'm going
to the skate park.

And not to worry,
I'll be back by dinner time.

[HARMONY]
Homework comes first.

You are right.
You are absolutely right.

Wait a minute,
wait a minute!

Oh, darn!
I forgot my books at school.

Of all the rotten breaks.

Well, I'll just have
to go get them.

Wait here.

Um, what's that?

[HARMONY]
I'm equipped with a precision laser beam

to map rooms
and find lost objects.

School books found.

Oh, goody.

All right, well,
I'm going to my room now

to do my homework.

[stamping feet]

Okay, she's sneaky.

But I'm sneakier.

[alarm beeping]

No, no.

Homework, right. Got it.

We have a major
mucho problemo!

We are at DEFCON 4.

Something tells me only you
have a major mucho problemo.

Shh. She can hear you.

Trust me, my problem
will be your problem.

Uh, he's usually
right about that.

Good.
She's not listening.

Uh,
who's not listening?

That-- That thing downstairs
is stalking me.

I like her.
Wait. What?

Well, she helped me
with my homework.

Now I have
more time to play.

And-- And she insisted
on doing

some mathematical
equations for me,

which were
surprisingly helpful.

You guys are playing
right into her hands!

Don't you see,
you're losing your freedom!

Well, this maverick won't go
down so easily.

Ha, no one tells
Alvin what to do!

Uh-oh. He's referring to himself
in the third-person.

Well, the old
maverick here

is off
to the skate park.

And no app
is going to stop me.

[sighs]

[screams]
Escape is futile.

Nice try!

[girls giggling]

Don't tell me
you're gonna be

on my tail
all the time!

24/7.

Oh.

[HARMONY]
♪ Everywhere you look ♪

♪ Everywhere you turn ♪

♪ I'll be watching you ♪

[ALVIN]
♪ You're watching My every move ♪

♪ You're trying
To tell me what to do ♪

♪ I see you
I see you ♪

♪ You're the shadow
I can't shake off ♪

♪ Please back off
You should take off ♪

♪ I see you
I see you ♪

♪ Everywhere I look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪

♪ Everywhere I turn ♪
♪ Everywhere you turn ♪

♪ You're spying on me ♪
♪ I'll be watching you ♪

♪ I feel eyes on
The back of my neck ♪

♪ With every step ♪

♪ With every step
I take ♪

♪ Someone's watchin' ♪

♪ I wish you would
Back off of me ♪

♪ Someone's watchin' ♪

♪ You're so close
That I can't breath ♪

♪ Someone's watchin' ♪

♪ Everything I do
You see ♪

♪ I see you watchin' ♪

♪ I see you
Watchin' me ♪

[HARMONY]
♪ I'll be watching you

Watching, watching you ♪

Boys, you're looking
at a broken man.

A broken,
shattered soul.

Harmony has
destroyed my life!

I have nothing
to look forward to.

No hope, no dreams!

Just homework
and good behavior.

Aw, jeez, Alvin,
I feel your pain.

[fake coughing]
Not really.

[DAVE]
Alvin! Someone's here to see you!

Oh, who could that be?

Aah, Annie.

What are
you doing here?

So basically,
like, I am having

the coolest party
of the year tonight,

and, um, yeah, I really
hope you can make it.

Annie, you don't realize
what this means to me.

You are a glass
of fresh spring water

in a dry,
unforgiving desert.

You're a ray
of sunshine

in a sea of miserable,
foreboding clouds.

You can stop now, Alvin.
She's gone.

Oh, well.
Dave, can I go?

Please, Dave.
Please!

I'd say yes, Alvin,

but is your
homework done?

Yes, of course,
it's done!

Harmony's in
charge of my life!

[HARMONY]
I strongly recommend saying no, Dave.

Nobody asked you. Aah!

Relax, Alvin. It's only Harmony,
new and improved.

You upgraded again?

Julie told me about it
and I couldn't resist.

You have to stop
talking to Julie!

It wouldn't be wise
to let Alvin

go to the party
on a school night.

Is no the only
word you know?

No.

You see that, Dave?
All she knows is no.

Look on
the bright side.

Harmony can help you
get ahead in math.

Ha, ha.
Get ahead in math?

Oh, that's--
That's swell, Dave,

'cause, you know,
that's even better

than a party with
all the cool kids!

Okay, what are
you planning, Alvin?

Me? Oh, nothing.

Nothing at all.

I'll just do
what I'm told.

As always.

Okay, now, how do
I shut you off?

[powering down]

Yes! Oh.

Looks like I got
the last laugh, Harmony.

[powering up]

Baby mode engaged.

[alarm ringing]

Alert! Alert!

What's wrong,
Harmony?

Baby Alvin
has escaped!

Baby Alvin?

Security
protocol engaged!

Lock down engaged.

Stay safe.

I will retrieve
Baby Alvin.

Alvin!

[♪♪♪]

Ladies,
the party has arrived.

OMG, Alvin,
you made it!

I wouldn't dream
of missing the festivities.

I hope you saved
me a dance.

You're so hilarious.

Get in here!

[screams]

Harmony?
Baby needs feeding.

Harmony!
What are you doing?

Baby needs to be
put down! Put baby down!

[HARMONY]
Time for a night time feeding.

This is so cute!
Adorable!

Get the camera,
Tracy, get the camera!

Uh-oh. Did baby
wet his diaper?

What? No! No,
baby did not wet his diaper.

Why would you
say that?

Baby needs burping!

[burps]

Huh, that did feel good.

Time for beddy-bye.

Annie!
This never happened!

Never happened! Okay?

Aah! I'm never going
to live this down.

Going to the skate park.
Be back around dinner.

[screams]

Did you do your homework
like you said you would?

My homework?

Come on, Alvin,
I only sent Harmony back

to the factory because
you promised to behave.

Dave, is this the face of
a kid who doesn't behave?

Harmony's just
a phone call away.

You know what,
let me just double check.

Best to check.

May have forgotten my,
oh, science homework

or maybe math too.

And-- And even if I did it,

you know, it just,
it never hurts

to go over and
just double check.

[♪♪♪]

[bell rings]

[students chattering]

[MISS SMITH]
All right!

That's enough for today.
Tomorrow we'll talk about--

--how I need a vacation.

Um, Simon, um,

have you noticed our little
Theodore's been acting

kind of strange lately?

Yeah.

Come on! Let's find him!

There!

Hi!

[chuckles]

So, that's why he's been
acting so weird!

B-Because of a girl?

[sarcastic]
No, the lunch lady.

Of course, a girl!

It's obvious he's got
a huge crush on her.

Y-You don't know that.

Actually, I do, Simon.

Because I have 20-20
love vision.

Oh, no!

Red alert!
He's going to ask her out.

Come on, Simon.
We've got to help him!

Alvin! Al-Alvin!

why don't you just let Theo-

Aah!

Shh!

Th-Theodore?

[THEODORE]
Wh-Why did you do that?

Because I want to help you
with Jenny.

You do?

Y-You know why
I want to talk to her?

[alvin giggling]

Theodore, of course I do.

Trust me, we've all
been there.

So, I-I need help?

Oh, heh, heh.

It's scary just how much help
you need, Theodore.

But I-I just want to ask Jenny--

Before you ask
that important question,

you need to woo her
to make sure she says yes.

Woo?
Woo. As in...

envelop in love.

An amore sandwich.

A blanket of affection.

I.e. woo.

Alvin, where are you
going with this?

I'm taking Theodore on
a guided tour to Lovers Ville.

Just leave it to me.

Every time you say that, I...

[sigh]

...I get a little sick.

Theodore, let me teach you
how to woo.

And that woo you do,
you will woo so well.

[groans]

Now, for our first lesson,

you got to be cool,
smooth, fly.

Walk like a real Don Juan.

Theodore, let's get started.

♪ You gotta be cool ♪

♪ Smooth, fly, you ♪

♪ You'll be the life
Of the fiesta ♪

♪ It's in your attitude
How you do what you do ♪

♪ You know
You know that you ♪

♪ You'll be the life
Of the party ♪

♪ In the streets of Barcelona
The people they adore me ♪

♪ They call me Mr. Cool ♪

♪ They say I'm guapo
They love my macho ♪

♪ Now I sing this song
to you ♪

♪ You gotta be cool ♪

♪ Smooth, fly, you ♪

♪ You'll be the life
Of the fiesta ♪

♪ It's in your attitude
How you do what you do ♪

♪ You know, you know that
You do ♪

♪ You'll be the life
Of the party ♪

♪ You gotta be cool ♪

♪ Smooth, fly, you ♪

♪ You'll be the life
Of the fiesta ♪

[singing in spanish]

♪ You'll be the life
Of the party ♪

[singing in spanish]

[skateboard crashes]

Oh, I-I just don't see

how all this is going
to help me with Jenny.

Heh, heh. Well, well, Theodore,
it-it's very complicated

to explain, but trust me.

All you need to know is that
I am looking out for you.

Yes, look, Theodore, you can,
you can follow that direction,

or go another way.

Oh, oh, please.
Now you have a plan?

[stutters]

Simon, come on.

When was the last time
you asked a girl out?

Uh, well, when's the last time
you asked a girl out?

Uh, huh!
Like, yesterday.

Seriously?

Yeah, yeah,
w-well I would,

if Dave would just
let me borrow the car.

A-a-and some money.

Okay, Theodore,
look, look.

Girls don't need
cars and money.

They like smarts.
They like witty.

But I'm not any of those things.

Not yet. And I have
just the thing to help.

Here we go.
Put this on.

This will enable me to hear
everything Jenny says,

then you'll receive
answers from me

directly into your ear.

Ooh! This is actually
a pretty great idea, Simon.

[mimicking jenny]
Oh, Teddy boy, darling,

what did you want to tell me?

Well, I believe your
father is a thief.

I believe your
father is a thief.

[SIMON]
He's stolen all the stars in the sky.

He's stolen... What?

[SIMON]
All the stars in the sky!

Um, all the stars
in the sky...

[SIMON]
To put them in your eyes.

...to put them
in your eyes.

Ooh, that is good.

Oh! They are
totally clueless.

[sighs]
It's almost too painful to watch.

[simon chuckles]

This works perfectly.

You're gonna do great!

[BRITTANY]
Uh-huh. Step aside, boys.

I'll take it from here.

We heard all about
Theodore's problem.

I have a problem?

Oh, it's nothing
a girl's touch can't fix.

Come with me.

Don't go, Theodore!
What do girls know about girls?

Uh, seriously?

W-wait, wait that didn't
come out right.

I-I'll stick with
Brittany for now.

Hmph!

Okay, if you want to win
a girl's heart,

you've got to be romantic.

B-But real.

Strong. But sensitive.

Confident.

[in unison]
Not arrogant!

Oh, man. I had no idea
it would be this much work.

Yeah, we're complicated...

[in unison]
...but worth it.

He's gonna need
something else.

Well, um, you can dance,
right, Theodore?

Y-Yeah...

We're gonna show you
some smooth moves.

Yeah!
Yeah!

[can-can music playing]

[tango music playing]

[hip-hop music playing]

Okay, well, maybe
smooth moves are overrated.

Yeah, I think so.

Let's try
one final touch.

[sighs]

Uh, do the cool guy walk.

Uh, be witty, slide over.

Oh.

Hello, Theodore.
Theodore?

We're all in place.

We got your back,
Teddy boy!

You're gonna be great!

[sighs]

Oh! Who told him to go
with the limp step?

He's doing it all wrong!

Drop the limp! Drop the limp!

Go in for the slide!

[ALVIN] [on earpiece]
Slide man! Slide!

[♪♪♪]

[screams]

[all gasp]

Theodore, a-are you all right?

M'lady.

M'lady?

Say she has beautiful eyes.

I don't want to say you have
beautiful eyes. Lame!

I don't want to say you have
beautiful eyes. Lame!

What?

W-Wait! Wait!

I believe your father's
a thief.

Your father's a thief.

Okay, what's wrong with you?

[groans]

Whoa!

Ah, well played,
boys.

[♪♪♪]

Theodore, Theodore,
we are so sorry.

I-It's just a hiccup.
We can still make things right.

No, we can't
make things right.

He fell into her,
rolled into a ball,

and accused her father
of being a thief.

Huh, believe me,
there is no saving this.

It, uh, wasn't the fedora,
though. Was it?

We messed up.

We can't leave him
like this.

[SIMON]
Um, hi. Hi, Jenny?

Um, may I speak with you
for a moment?

Pretty sure the fedora
sank the ship for Jenny.

Just saying.

Oh! Saying that only proves
you know nothing.

You're the one who
sank the ship,

trying to show him lame slides
and tuck and rolls!

Uh, just saying.

Well, people in the know call
that swagger, FYI.

Wow. You came up
with all that stuff,

just to impress me?

Well...yeah.

Ha, ha, wow,
that's so amazing.

So mature, you know.

Oh, heh, heh.
Oh, well, thank you.

Th-thank you, um,
c-coming!

D-Did you just hear someone
call my name?

Um, n-no.

No? Uh, pr-pretty sure.

Yes? Pretty sure that--

Uh, I bet-better go.

Oh, you clearly
don't get it!

I tried to help
Theodore,

and all I did was
steal his girlfriend.

I'm telling you Alvin, sh-she
was clearly hitting on me.

Wh-what do I do now?

Oh, please.
I highly doubt that.

[doorbell rings]
Who could that be?

[gasps]

It's Jenny!

Oh, no! Jenny?

What did you say to her?

Oh, no, no.
Tell her I'm not here!

T-Tell her I-I've moved,
t-to another country!

Fine, fine,
just leave it to me.

Oh, no, no.
Not-not leave it to you!

[THEODORE]
Who's here?

[SIMON]
N-N-No one...

W-what d-did
you hear?

W-w-why do you ask?

'Cause the doorbell rang.

It's Jenny.

And she's here to...see me.

No, she's--
She's here to see me.

Hi, Theodore.
Hi, Alvin. Hey, Simon.

Let me introduce you
to our very first pie.

Well, after what happened
this morning,

I decided to go straight
to Jenny to ask her

what I wanted to ask her
in the first place.

He asked me if I could be
his baking partner

for the school fair.

Of course, I said yes.

Oh.

Here, try this a-and
tell us what you think.

Oh, huh. M-me?

Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah, well. Th-Thank you.

[♪♪♪]

There! There! There!
D-did you, did you see that?

See what?

H-h-how could you not
have seen that?

Seen what?
Her look!

Simon, you're nuts!

Loco! In like--

[splat]

Mm, not bad.

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪