01x11 - Mystic Mountain/Candy Confessions

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out
'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while
But ♪

♪ We're back with style
So ♪

♪ Get set
To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[♪♪♪]

Oh, I'd love to write
a score for your film.

No, no, no, no.
Music for a fantasy film

will be a real challenge.

Great. I'll get
you something

by the end of the week.
Uh, thanks again.

[♪♪♪]

Okay, this house
is way too quiet.

Fellas?

[screams]

Boys! Open up!
Boys!

Okay, hold on, I'm gonna
bust down the door.

[screams]

What's going on?

I should say the same
to you, Bat-boy!

Close the door.

We can't see our screens
in the light.

Guys, focus.
We're getting creamed.

[man in video game screams]

Oh, great. We lost.

Happy, Dave?

No, I'm not. You guys are never

supposed to lock
the doors, remember?

What are you boys
doing, anyway?

Well, we were playing
"Mystic Mountain Adventure"!

[♪♪♪]

Oh, gosh.

Dave, could-- Could we talk
about this later?

Oh, gosh.

Yeah, we have orcs
to take revenge on.

Dave, can you--
Can you close the door?

Yes.

Oh, oh. I forgot
to mention,

I just got a chance
to write a score.

If anyone's interested.

Yeah, yeah we are.

But we're also interested
in the door being closed.

Fine.

[discordant music plays]

[simple melody plays]

Hey, that sounds nice.

Hey, guys...

The light!

What's that music?

Uh, it's an elvish melody
from the elder land.

Now please, Dave,
we're in a very touchy moment

of a serious
peace treaty.

Oh, you play this game
like a dirty giblet.

Where'd you grow up,

the north side of
Orc Fish Valley?

Oh, burned!

[cheering]

You guys are still playing
this game?

You know the old saying,

Rome could have been
built in a day

if their dad didn't come home
and bother them?

That's not a saying.
And you know what, guys?

You need to
take a break.

I want you
interacting with

real people
in the real world.

But we are.
We're interacting with

real people
all over the world.

Working side by side
to get things done.

Like fighting orcs.

Not helping.

Okay, guys, that's it.

I'm putting a limit
on how long you can play.

[ALL] [in unison]
What?

You're addicted,
it's just not healthy.

You know the old saying,

don't talk about a girl
you haven't met?

Good point, Alvin,
good point.

You know Dave,
that's really true.

You've never even
played the game.

Fine, let's do this.

[♪♪♪]

Ta-da!

Wow.
That's amazing!

I love it!

Oh, no, Dave.

That's just
the loading screen.

The game hasn't started yet.

[fantasy music
plays]

Now, you're in the game.

So first thing,
create your own username.

You know, uh,
something fun.

[coin bag rattling]

Hey, what happened?

Old sticky-fingers Alvin
just stole some of your gear.

Alvin, you can't steal
from me!

Well,
Mr. I-know-everything,

there's a button
that says I can.

[coin bag rattling]

[DAVE] [over headset]
Hey!

That's what you get
for making

the worst username ever!

What do you mean?

I came up with
Alvirian King of the skies.

And you chose
DavidSeville702LibertyLane.

Should have been
Liberty Lame.

So?

So it's supposed to be
a cool codename!

Not your home address!

Geez, Dave.

Why don't you just give them
your social security number

and the keys to
your safety deposit box?

[coin bag rattling]

Oh, no! Alvin!

[ALVIN]
All right, I'm done.

Hey, Professor Battle-axe
and Tarnak the Terrible,

I need you guys
up here!

Tarnak!

[♪♪♪]

[yawn]
What?

[gasps]

This is a mess!

[swords clinking]

Ha, ha, watch out.
There's a new ranger in town!

Ha, ha, Davey Danger!

Aah! Shut the door!

What has happened
to you?

Adventure happened!

Oh, I've never felt
so alive!

Really?

'Cause you look like
a zombie.

I'll see you guys
later.

My castle's under attack

by Lorgard the Goblin King!

Ha, ha, time to unleash
my secret weapons.

Guys, get out, get out.

Go on! Out, out, out.

[THEODORE]
But...how are we getting to--

--school?

[bell ringing]

What are we going
to do about Dave?

Um, ha, ha,
hello, fellas.

What's shaking?

Your father stole my
Sword of a Thousand Visions.

Oh, well, maybe your sword
should've seen it coming.

And anyway, um, how do
you know it was our dad?

DavidSeville702libertyLane?

You guys picked up
on that, huh?

[KEVIN]
And he looted all our gear.

[STUDENT] That's not cool.
[students chattering]

All right, all right. You'd
just better control your dad.

[hisses]

The light.

Where'd you grow up,

the north side
of Orc Fish Gulley?

It's Orc Fish Valley,
Dave.

[sighs]

When I said it,
it sounded way cooler, right?

Yeah.
Yeah.

Dave, um, you know,
we've taken a vote and--

And we, uh,
and our classmates,

feel it really would be best

if you were
to stop, you know,

playing
"Mystic Mountain."

What? Why?

Well, um, besides
the obvious a-addiction,

which is not healthy,

um, you've been looting
from everyone.

Alvin loots!

I mean,
there's a button, right?

Yeah, but I
only loot from you.

Not every player
in the game.

Dave, see,
here's the point.

Just because
you're alone in this room,

doesn't mean you're
not affecting other people.

Yeah, real people.

With feelings, Dave.

[sighs]

Yeah, yeah,
you guys are right.

I'm just gonna finish...

[DAVE]
I'm not gonna give it up!

What?

[lock clicks]

Dave! No locking doors,
remember?

[phone ringing]

Dave? This is
not okay. Dave!

No, I--
I understand.

Okay. Thank you.

Guys, That was Kevin.

Dave is
still looting.

We're talking about
w*r on our castle,

I mean, our house.

You hear that, Dave?

You've started
a w*r.

Now we've gotta
protect our castle.

Like in "Mystic Mountain"?

Only real.

But we're gonna
need back-up.

[♪♪♪]

And before we go into w*r,

we'll need a battle song.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Come align with me and
Watch the kingdom be reborn ♪

♪ All of the righteous
Fly my banner ♪

♪ Up on high ♪

♪ I'll fight till victory
With the faithful ♪

♪ On my side ♪

♪ They will
Make me ♪

♪ Master of the
Seven seas and ♪

♪ I will
Rule with ♪

♪ Fists of shining gold ♪

♪ Come align with me and watch
The kingdom be reborn ♪

♪ They will
Make me ♪

♪ Master of
The seven seas and ♪

♪ I will
Rule with ♪

♪ Fists of shining gold ♪

♪ Fists of
shining gold ♪

Do you think
they've chickened out?

[splat]
Nope.

[♪♪♪]

[KEVIN]
Surrender the computer!

Not gonna happen,
Lorgard.

[KEVIN]
Then it's w*r!

[crowd yelling]
Charge!

Hold.

Hold.

Now!

[grunting]

[beeps]

[screaming]

[♪♪♪]

Tarnak!

[phone ringing]

Quick, grab it.
It could be Kevin

calling to negotiate
a peace treaty.

We'll give you all our gold.
Just leave us alone.

[MAN] [over phone] dude,
is Dave there? He had a score to do.

Wait, what?

[MAN] Yeah, a score for a film.
A score for a film?

[MAN] It was due two days ago.
Due two days ago?

[MAN]
Hello?

He's, um, not available
at this exact moment.

But, I'll have him
get back to you.

Uh, thank you!

David?

[DAVE]
I'm not in here.

All right fine, but um...

were you supposed to be
finishing a score?

[DAVE]
Oh, no! I completely forgot!

Give up
the game, Dave.

We can still
fix things.

[groaning]

Thank you
for calling a truce.

Now I'm sorry,
but I've come for your game,

DavidSeville702LibertyLane.

Uh, I just have to say,
that is a really

horrible name
by the way.

I mean, it's just
phenomenally bad.

[BOTH] [in unison]
Mm-hm.

Take it. I shouldn't
be playing anyway.

And I'm embarrassed about
the way I behaved.

I think that's
a lesson for all of us.

That's my cue to go.

Lorgard's work here
is done.

That was
Lorgard the Goblin King?

[KEVIN]
The monster has been slayed!

[crowd cheers]

Oh, how am I gonna finish
a score

by the end of the day?

Well, we might
just be able

to help you with that,
Ranger Dave!

[singing a cappella]

[♪♪♪]

[MAN] [over phone]
Dude, I love it!

What instruments
are those?

My best secret weapons.

So, guys,
I've made a chart

that limits our time
on the video games.

Everyone has to sign.

Where's Dave?

["Mystic Mountain" game theme
playing on computer]

Dave!

[DAVE] I've changed my username
and I'm not looting!

David!

[DAVE] I've only used half
my allotted time!

David!

It's awfully quiet up there.

Ya think Alvin's actually
doing his homework?

Hard to tell with Alvin,

but he knows he's
not allowed

out of his room
until he does.

Uh, "Simon, Theodore!

Help me!
But don't tell Dave."

Huh? Alvin needs us.

Uh, sit down, Theodore.

He's fine.

Huh?

What was that?

It's just Alvin.
Ignore it.

Hey!

[gasps]
A chocolate bar!

No! No! Theodore!
Don't do this!

Let Alvin know
you can't be bribed!

But...I can be.

Oh, Theodore,
you're better than this!

No, I'm not!

[chuckles]

Not yet.
I need a huge favor.

For what?

Oh, Skater's Paradise
just got in

a limited edition
skateboard deck,

the coolest one ever!

Look!

Uh! Aren't you supposed
to be doing your homework?

My mind is filled with
skateboard decks.

I can't concentrate!

Listen now,

the store opens in 30 minutes.

You've got to be the first one
there to buy it for me.

Please!

Or no yummy.

I don't...uh...

I am begging you!

I need it!

More than I've ever needed
anything in my life!

Oh, man. Okay, Alvin.
I'll go.

Oh, thank you, Theodore!
Thank you!

Here's the money.

Go. Run. Now. Go on.

Quick like a bunny. Now!

Uh, no, no, no.

Out this way.
Huh? No.

Theodore, you're a chipmunk.

Climb down the tree.

Oh.

[pants]

Hey, speed racer.
You want a free sample?

Huh? Yes, but I can't.

Oh, wait.
It will only take a second.

It's our deluxe chocolate
covered toffee chew

with a caramel center.

It's so good.

Light or dark chocolate?

Light, please.
I'm on a diet.

Ooh, the mint popcorn is good.

But...
[tower clock strikes]

Huh, uh-oh, I'm late!
Sorry.

I have to go!

Ah, thanks, dude!

Yup! You got,
like, the last one.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Well, hi there, Amigo!

Hey.

You silly goose.

You ran off before
I could offer you

the deal of a lifetime.

Today and today only,

we're selling coupons
that entitle you

to 50 percent off on all candy
for a full year.

Half off? Oh.

No.
No...I, I don't think--

Look, I'm gonna lay some real
world truth on you right now.

My boss is going to fire me

if I can't sell enough coupons.

Please. You're my only
little ball of hope.

This is a terrible day.

Theodore. Hurry up.

This is the most exciting day
of my life.

Oh, brother.

Don't keep me waiting.
Where is it?

Oh, well...
Um... I, uh--

What? Spit it out!

What happened was...

No! No!
It can't be true!

Hey, Alvin.
Dave wants to know--

[ALVIN]
This is terrible!

What's the matter?

Theodore got robbed.

What? What happened?

Uh, well, see,
it was like this.

Okay, here you go.
Next.

Yeah, I'd like the new
Wild Board Skater's Deck.

Sorry, dude.
No more skater's decks.

[customers groaning]

Hey-hey! Look what I just found.

You... You can't have that.

That's my brother's.

[scoffs]
I don't see his name on it.

Give it to me.

Huh! With pleasure.

[screams]

Ha, ha, thanks, punk.

And that's what happened.

Well, let's see what Dave
thinks we should do.

We can't tell Dave.

I'll get in trouble

for sneaking Theodore
out of the house.

This has to be top secret.

I-I think we should
just be grateful I'm alive.

And I-I'll pay you back,
Alvin. Every penny.

It's not your fault,
Theodore.

It's that bully.

And don't worry.
We'll find him.

But we'll need help.
[cell phone dials]

Hey, Brittany?

[♪♪♪]

[computer dings, whirs]

Hey, Alvin.

Jeanette's checking
the customer database now.

See you in 20.

And why didn't
you use the front door?

Simon, "top secret"
means you sneak in.

You don't ring
the doorbell

and go through
the front door.

Okay, girls.
What have you got?

Well, I have
the names of everyone

who buys from
Skater's Paradise.

Ugh, but we have
to narrow it down.

Okay, Theodore,
describe him for us.

And no detail is too small.

That's all
I can remember.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, this guy won't be
blending into the crowd.

Okay, we need to separate

and scan
the entire neighborhood.

The parks,
the skateboard alleys.

Everything!
Now go, go, go!

[♪♪♪]

♪ Riding down the street ♪

♪ And I'm rollin'
To the beat ♪

♪ It's exciting ♪

♪ We gotta find it
I'm lookin' for you ♪

♪ Don't hide it, the feeling
You can't fight it ♪

♪ Ridin', rollin'
Searchin' for you ♪

♪ Searching, we're searching
Hoping to find ♪

[sings in spanish]

♪ It's you on my mind ♪

♪ Never, never give up ♪

♪ I need to find what is lost ♪

♪ I would ride
Through the storm ♪

♪ That's why
I'm rollin', ridin' ♪

[singing in spanish]

♪ Don't hide it, the feeling
You can't fight it ♪

♪ I'm ridin', rollin' ♪

♪ Searching for
You, you, you, you ♪

♪ Ridin' and rollin'
Rollin' and ridin' ♪

[sings in spanish]

[playing piano]

Dave, I've... I've done
something terrible.

What is it, Theodore?

Well... I'm just gonna
give it to you straight.

Look, Theodore,
we all make mistakes.

That's how we learn.

I don't think you'll
ever do that again.

No way!

So, what do you think
you should do?

Uh, call everyone and--
And tell them the truth?

Great idea.

Oh. I hope they
didn't find him yet.

I don't think they're
gonna find this guy.

Well, I'm gonna go pick up
some dinner now, Theodore,

but I'm sure proud of you
for being honest.

Oh, boy. Um. Let's see.

Um, guys, I have
something to tell you.

[phone rings]
[screams]

Hello?

[ALVIN]
Theodore, get down to Skater's Alley!

Bottom floor. Hurry!

We've got him!
What?

Yeah, no thanks
to your wonky description.

Luckily, we found the board.

Oh, no.

Come on! Come on!

What took you so long?

He's in there.
Okay.

And don't worry,
Theodore,

we told him he owes you
an apology.

Oh...

Uh, hi.
I'm, uh...

Do I know you, dude?

'Cause these crazy 'lil furballs
seem to think

I messed you up
and stole your board.

Oh.
Uh, guys...

I, um...
I have something to tell you.

And that's what
really happened.

Hello? Can someone untie me?

I don't know
where to begin.

But sorry
just isn't enough.

But we are so sorry.

Uh! I wasted all
my pretty ribbon for nothing!

Dude, that was so messed up.

Yes, dude.
So messed up.

I'm really sorry.

A-Alvin.

Don't speak to me!

[♪♪♪]

[silverware clinking]

Where's Theodore?

He's not hungry.

He doesn't even want dessert.

[sighs]

Look, Theodore.
I'm upset, okay?

But I'll get over it.

[gasps]

You will?
Of course.

Maybe not in my lifetime.

But, I'd rather
have you back

to being happy old Theodore
than any skateboard.

Rare as it may be.

Oh, thanks, Alvin!

I'll think of a way
to make it up to you.

I promise.

[♪♪♪]

Get your candy here, folks,

25 percent below store prices.

[people chatter indistinctly]

[WOMAN]
How much is a lollipop?

[GIRL]
Can I take the chocolate...

What's going on?

Well,
it's kind of ingenious.

Using his special coupon
from Candy Emporium,

Theodore buys the candy
at 50 percent off

and then sells it to
the neighbors at 25 percent off.

It's kind of a win-win.

Anyway, even though Alvin's
skateboard is going for

50 percent more than
the original price,

Theodore has almost saved up
enough money to buy it for him.

Well, if 25 percent--
If 50 per-- What?

Ha, ha, ha. Don't worry
your pretty little head, David.

Everyone's a winner.

Huh? Another customer!

Oh, you have not lived

unless you've tried
the double-Dutch chocolate

with the caramel nut center,

or the mint...

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪