01x14 - Safety Third/Mister Manners

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[MAN]
Hey. Kid? Kid?

Take you hands off the glass.

[DAVE]
I would love to.

I-- What? Hey.

Sorry, Dave.
But it's an emergency.

What's wrong?

There's this car.
It's a limited edition.

It's gonna be sold
any minute now.

Dave, I need it. Hurry.
Hurry. Come on, Dave. Get up!

Alvin, just slow down.
Ah.

It's not the X-Class 247,
is it?

Yes. Yes. That's the one.

Oh, well,
take a look at this.

"New Toy car: Too Fast.
Too Furious.

"Beware the X-Class 247.

"Several children
have sustained injuries

"from a faulty accelerator,

which powers the car
to more than 30 miles an hour."

So? What's the problem?
It's not safe.

But--
No.

These kids probably didn't know
what they were doing.

I mean, anything can be unsafe
in the wrong hands.

Theodore,
how'd you hurt your finger?

Paper cut. They're the worst.

Ya hear that, Dave? Paper.

Alvin,
you're not getting the car.

Oh.

[bell ringing]

[crashing]
[alvin groaning]

I had a terrible accident on--
On-- On that tricycle.

I couldn't stop.
It's not safe I tell you.

Did you hear me? Hello?

I heard you.

[sighs]

[yells]

[grunts]

[yelling]

I'm drowning. I'm drowning.

Ow. It hurts, Dave.

It hurts so bad.

What now, Alvin?

Stickers, Dave.
I can't get them off.

I didn't know
they could be so dangerous.

Ow!

Pretty sure they weren't meant
to be on fur.

So would you agree
stickers are unsafe?

Come on, Alvin.

What if I dipped them
in poison oak?

Alvin.

Dave. Dave.
Is that you? I can't see.

It's the Play Clay.
I've got it in my eyes.

I'm blind!

I can't see where I'm going.

[screams]

Alvin,
get out of the flower box.

I'm bored.
[screams]

Alvin, you can't sneak up
on me like that

and scare me to death.

Why?
I have nothing else to do.

Go down to the basement
and help Simon.

With what?
His project.

Don't you think going down
the basement steps

is awfully dangerous
for a youngster like me?

I mean, I could fall and...
and break something.

Go.

So, what are you guys doing?

Nothing that concerns you.
Well, it does now.

'Cause Dave's making me
help you.

Oh, well, how thoughtful.

You can help
by sitting in the corner

and not touching anything.

But--
And not saying anything.

Now you've got my attention.

So, what are you making?

I don't want to tell you, Alvin,

because I don't want you
judging it

and I don't want you
trying to change it.

Simon, you're going to end up
telling me what you're making

or I can just bribe Theodore
with a candy bar.

Oh, you have a candy bar?

All right, well, it's a project
for my auto mechanics class,

if you must know. It counts for
50 percent of my grade,

so it goes without saying
that it's very important.

Anyway,
we're supposed to re-create

the vehicle of our dreams.

Mine is a futuristic,
stream lined,

solar-operated bus
that was actually designed--

Hold it. Hold, hold it.
Did you just say bus?

As in bus?

Yes, but the thing--

Bus? That's the vehicle
of your dreams? A bus?

And what hot babe
do you dream of driving it,

Ol' Ma Jenkins from
the retirement center?

This is exactly why
I didn't want to tell you.

All right. All right.

But allow me to suggest a few,
tiny changes?

[♪♪♪]

This is nothing
like what I designed.

In what way?
In what way?

It's not a bus.

Okay, look, I am trying
to work with you here,

but you're being
very inflexible.

So does it look cool or not?

Yeah.

Uh, Simon,
should we change the tires?

Theodore, Theodore,
we're not changing anything.

Simon has a vision.

Hmph.

[♪♪♪]

And Finito.

Oh, man. Oh, man.
It's looking so cool.

Don't touch it.

The paint won't be dry
for 15 hours.

Oh, man,
that's like 10 at night.

Alvin, if it's 2
in the afternoon now,

what time will it be
in 15 hours?

Uh, 12:30? No. 11:15. 6:35.

Stop guessing.
Just tell me.

Figure it out.
Uh, Tuesday?

Tuesday? What?

I thought it was
a trick question.

I know, I know. 8:00.

You're not even trying.

Okay, think out of the box.

No. No. Think in the box.

Right in the center of the box.

Is that a clue?
5 in the morning.

It's 5 in the morning.

[♪♪♪]

Oh. Yes.

What are you doing?
Are you wearing diapers?

I've to had enough with all
these egotistical unicorns.

I have had it up to here.

Easy does it now, Simon.

I've got the whole thing
under control.

I'll take the diapers off.

And handle the unicorns.

Rub peanuts in their faces.

Right. That'll show 'em.

Oh. Um.
Where's the key to your car?

Science book.
But don't tell Alvin.

Wouldn't think of it.
Sleep tight.

Good night, Giddeon Leroy.

[♪♪♪]

Woo-hoo. Oh, yes.

Oh, oh. Well, I don't need you
anymore, Mr. Hot Rod, 'cause--

[horn honking]

No!

No. No. Why? Why?

Everything's ruined.

No!

Simon will fail his class.

I'll be grounded forever.

Everybody will hate me.

Huh?

Oh, well,
if they threw it away,

then it doesn't belong
to anybody,

which means it's not
really stealing,

which means it's mine!

Oh. And Simon will never know
the difference.

[cooing]

All right,
hold on, kids, here we go.

[engine sputters]

What?
This drives like an old mule.

Not safe? That's a joke.

Come on. Come on.

Ah!

All right. All right.
That's enough. Stop! Stop!

♪ Yeah, whoa ♪

[♪♪♪]

♪ You're driving me wild
And you're making me crazy ♪

And you're making me crazy.

♪ Give me, give me that thing
All you do is tease me ♪

♪ You control me because
You don't want to please me ♪

[ALVIN]
Watch out!

♪ You're driving me crazy ♪

♪ Oh, can't you see? ♪

♪ You stole my heart
Now set me free ♪

♪ You're driving me wild
And you're making me crazy ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You're driving me wild
You're driving me wild ♪

Whoa!

♪ You're driving me wild
And you're making me crazy ♪

Oh. I can't wait for you
to see the car, Dave.

I-It just turned out
beautiful.

And today I get to show
it off to the entire school.

I thought you were making a bus?

Yeah, yeah, I was, but Alvin
talked me into actually--

[Alvin screaming]

[DAVE]
Is that Alvin?

[in slow motion]
Alvin!

[sighs]

[yelling]

[glass shattering]

Alvin!

It's okay. It's okay.

I jumped out.

What happened?

Oh, well, um, I thought,

um, I should try
it out before you showed it to,

you know, to your class.

Ya know, just to make sure
everything was,

you know, working.

Then it freaked out.
It was crazy.

I couldn't control it.

Oh, thank you, Alvin.

You know, I just don't know
what I did wrong.

And of course I should have
tested it out beforehand.

That's so basic.
I don't know--

Hold on a second, Alvin.

How'd you find the key?

Oh, yes, yes, right, right,
the key, well...

[DAVE]
Hey? What's this?

"X-Class 247. Tech Toys."

What? Now, how did that sticker
get in our pool?

Alvin.

I know. I know.
I am so grounded.

Fair enough. Absolutely right.

Had it coming, I could see that.

Be quiet, Alvin.
Right, right. You got it.

Not another peep.
Quiet, zip it, finito.

Enough.

Well,
luckily my teacher believed me

and is giving me a second chance

to make my original vehicle,
a bus.

Oh, Simon,
I could not agree more.

And since Dave has asked me
to assist you,

I've made a few modifications.

Wings, so it can fly like a bird

and a super charger

to get through traffic.

No, no, no! Dave!

[♪♪♪]

Mine!
Mine!

[DAVE]
Mine.

Here you go.

Guys! Guys. Read this.

It's amazing!

Losing hair? Feeling old?

Need more spunk?

No, no. Not that. This.

Win a dinner with Princess Kate
of England.

Enter as many times as you wish.

Ah. So I wasn't dreaming.

Alvin, I didn't know you were
such a fan of the princess.

What, me? A fan?
Oh, no, no, Dave.

I just happen to know
that she's a fan of mine.

A huge fan.

Really?

Um, anyway, so I figured,
"Alvin, do a good deed.

You know, throw her a bone."

Sort of her knight
in shining armor?

Exactly. Knight in sharm--
Knight in shar--

Knight in sharming iron.
Knight in charming ar--

Whatever you just said.

Oh, did you hear?

Princess Kate is coming to town!

Oh. She's my idol.

We have so much in common.
We could be sisters.

Well, sisters or not, and you're
not, you can't win the contest.

Why not?

Because if Kate
is meeting anyone,

it's her knight
in shining arnmer--

Her knight in shining ar--
Her kni-- Her shining armor--

Ugh. Me!

Oh, really?
Really.

Oh, this is not
going to end well.

You never know.
Wanna bet?

[ALVIN] How many times
do I have to say it?

[♪♪♪]

♪ Ring-a-ding-a-ding-ding
Ding-dong ♪

♪ Ring-a-ding-a-ding-ding
Ding-dong ♪

♪ Ring-a-ding-a-ding-ding
Ding-dong ♪

♪ Ring-a-ding-a-ding-ding
Ding-dong ♪

♪ Don't you know
I do it best under pressure? ♪

♪ Ain't no way to gage
How do I measure? ♪

♪ Off the meter
With my temperature ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Can't you see
That I sting like a bee? ♪

♪ Float like a butterfly
Effortlessly ♪

♪ So why you wanna
Square off with me? ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ I am the winner
Careful, one, two, three ♪

♪ Drop the hammer on the bell
Let it ring ♪

♪ Ring-a-ding-a-ding-ding
Ding-dong ♪

♪ Ring-a-ding-a-ding-ding
Ding-dong ♪

♪ I am the winner
Careful, one, two, three ♪

♪ Drop the hammer on the bell
Let it ring ♪

♪ Ring-a-ding-a-ding-ding
Ding-dong ♪

♪ Ring-a-ding-a-ding-ding
Ding-dong ♪

Three whole days!

And still no word
from the princess.

Doesn't she know
the agony she's causing me?

I'm sure she can hardly sleep,
Alvin.

Oh, if I have to wait
one more day...

I'm gonna scream!

[doorbell rings]

I got it!
No, no, I got it!

Ow! Oh, oh, ow.

Alvin, are you okay?

Fake out!
[groans]

Well, hello.

Why hello, young m--

Uh, whatever you are.

I'm Mrs. Havisham, lady
in waiting to Princess Kate.

The princess' lady.
She's here, she's here!

Yeah, you just slammed
the door in her face.

I am so sorry.

There have just been crazy fans
and paparazzi and-- Stop.

But, please, won't you come in?

Oh, he's most clumsy.

Allow me to introduce myself,
my lady.

I'm Brittany. You surely
must be here to see me.

Please excuse her.
She's just one of the neighbors.

I'm Alvin, and obviously
you're here to see me.

Oh, such enthusiasm.
How delightful.

I'm actually here
to see both of you.

[BOTH]
What?!

Allow me to explain.

Alvin is the official winner
with--

Let me see,
the paper is in somewhere...

Oh, ah-ha.
Alvin won with 1203 entries

and you Brittany are runner-up
at 1202 entries.

Yes!

I'm going to meet Princess Kate.

[ANNOUNCER] Now presenting
the illustrious, amazing

and most charming chipmunk
in the world,

Sir Alvin!

[crowd applauding]

Provided, of course,
you pass the manners test.

I'm-- I'm sorry. Manners test?

Yes. We must verify you are
a true gentleman

with proper manners before
you can meet the princess.

And what happens
if he fails?

Well, in the case,
you will take his place

provided you pass the test
as well.

Oh. Let's do this.

Game on.

This is a salad fork, main fork,

soup spoon, dessert spoon,

main knife, butter knife,

water glass for bubbly,
water glass for flat.

Now you try.

My pleasure.

Well, um, soup spoon,
butter knife,

flat water...

Um, can't we just use our hands?

[chuckles]

No?
Allow me.

Salad fork, main fork,
soup spoon, dessert spoon,

flat water, bubbly water,
main knife and butter knife.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Is it me or is it just
imagination? ♪

♪ He keeps trying but he keeps
Losing his patience ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Seems there's nothing
He can do ♪

♪ It makes him want to say no ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ Way ♪

♪ Way ♪

♪ No ♪
♪ No ♪

♪ Way ♪
♪ Way ♪

♪ Mister manners ♪

♪ He's gentle as a hammer ♪

♪ He's just so enamored
With you ♪

♪ Yes, it's true ♪

♪ Trust me, sister
It ain't just his reputation ♪

♪ He don't know
Even the basic sanitation ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Seems there's nothing
He can do ♪

♪ Mister manners ♪

♪ He's gentle as a hammer ♪

I must applaud your effort,
young sir.

So I passed?

Not quite. I'm not convinced
you have mastered etiquette.

Etiquette? I thought we were
working on manners.

Ugh. For the final test,

you must accompany Brittany
on a date.

That's a--
Wonderful idea!

Yeah, yeah. I am so
looking forward to it.

Oh. And so am I.

Oh.

[♪♪♪]

Well?

You're looking like
a real gentleman, Alvin.

Good luck.

Brittany's not going to make it
easy on him, is she?

Nope.
Nope.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, Brittany!
Get down here!

[clears throat]

Right. Right.
Oh, Brittany! Dear.

Hello, I'm here to escort
Miss Brittany on our date.

She's still
getting ready.

What? I-I mean--
I mean, of course.

Just tell her to take her time.

[groans]

Rude.

Um, not that I'm in a hurry,
but, um,

does she always take this long?

Yep.
Yep.

Hello, Alvin.

Come on, toots. Let's go.

What, no flowers?

Flowers? They'd be dead
if they were waiting for you.

Oh, I guess I'll just have to
tell Mrs. Havisham...

No! I mean--
I mean, I'll be right back.

[chuckles]

I forgot the flowers.

Here.
Oh, how unique.

Roots and-- And all.

No roots.

I've arranged for Dave
to drive us to dinner.

How delightful.

Oh, no, no! I forgot my purse.

And I-- I just feel lost
without it.

Really? You need to have the--
[clears throat]

Of course, and let me
go get it for you.

[muttering] "I forgot my purse."
Likely story. Thanks.

Oh, thank you.

Shall we?

Oh, no. You're not
going to believe this.

I forgot my hairbrush. Oh.

Hairbrush?
I'll be right back.

[groans]

[panting]

You know, on second thought
I don't need it.

Silly me.

[groans]

Of course.
I'll be just a moment.

[panting]

Oh, my.
[ALVIN] Here.

He is keeping it together.

No kidding.

My, we're very late.

Are you kid--?

Better late than never,
it's what I say.

[♪♪♪]

After you, mademoiselle.

How am I doing?

Allow me.

Oh, I'm parched.

Well, I'll get you a glass
of the-- The finest juice.

Oh. Princess, here I come.

[♪♪♪]

Oops.

You did that on purpose!

Excuse me?

I've had it.

Uh... I'm your date, remember?

Date's over.
Ugh!

Not before dessert!

[both arguing indistinctly]

Oh!

Oh my!

Wait! Mrs. Havisham!

Oh. Happy now?

Alvin... I didn't mean to...

[sighs]

This might not mean much, Alvin,
but you did your best.

I-I'm very proud of you.

Thanks, guys. I was so close.

[doorbell ringing]

Alvin, shouldn't you be getting
ready to meet the princess?

What?

Brittany here was kind enough
to explain everything.

So if you'd still like
to meet the princess--

Like to? I'd love to!

Brittany, thank you!

I owed you. Sorry.

So Alvin, you are allowed
to bring a guest.

Really?
Really?

Why, yes.
The invitation is for plus one.

Did you not know?

Oh, I'd love to.
Please? Oh, please.

Um, well, you know, maybe.

Sure, maybe. But, uh...

I'm feeling
a little thirsty.

Oh, I'll get you some water.
Coming right up.

What, no ice?

Sorry, sorry. My bad.

And I am just famished,
so quick like a bunny,

go get me an apple. From Fiji.

I'll find one.

No. No. Hold on.

Oh, he is going to make her
work for it.

Yep.

[BRITTANY] I-I can't seem to find
an apple.

Will a banana do?

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪