01x25 - I Will Survive/Alvin's Got a Brand New Bag

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[♪♪♪]

Ugh! Why do I have to take
Art History? And who's Picado?

- Picasso?
- Yeah, yeah, that's it.

[JEANETTE] Excuse me, guys. Um, Brittany
wants to get your opinion

on this piece of art.

Well,
now that I'm an art expert,

I would say...

[Makes gagging sounds]

..which is art talk for...
boring!

Yeah, OK, um...

she painted it and now she's
peeking through the window.

[Groans] We can see you
peeking through the window!

Oh.

So, w-what do you think?

No! No! Don't tell me,
I'm... I'm too vulnerable!

Oh, OK, go ahead.
No! Don't!

Do it, do it, hurry!

Brit, could you give us a sec?

- What do we tell her?
- I hate it.

Maybe we're just not seeing it.

Oh, we're seeing it all right.
It's weird and terr...

..rific!

[Loudly] Well, let's see
if we can find Brittany

and tell her
how much we love it!

Oh, I heard!
You think it's terrific!

Yes!

- Oh, oh, oh, Brit, wait.
- What?

Now, don't freak,
but you splashed paint on

- your favourite T-shirt.
- Oh, Alvin.

You're so obsessed with such
superficial things like fashion.

Huh?

I, my friends, have just had
what's called... a breakthrough.

Just yesterday...

Marina Rodentia,

can you give us a few words
about this year's styles?

Well, uh, you see...

So, what is it going to be?
T-shirts or tank tops?

Oh! Or spaghetti straps?

- Or [Muffled] Capri pants?
- Darling, really. Clothes?

Who cares about clothes
any more?

- What?
- Art is in.

Being in touch with your soul
and digging deep,

- looking for inner beauty.
- Yes! Yes!

That's what I want!
So, where do I buy that?

Well, turns out
you don't buy it,

you just think about it
and it happens!

And now it's happening
and you guys really like my art!

Oh, I'm so excited.

[ALVIN] Uh, you know, Brit,
maybe Marina's the one

you should show it to.
I mean, you know,

before you devote
your entire life to it.

But what if Marina
doesn't like it?

I mean... Oh, art is so painful!

For all of us.

Would you guys
mind taking it to Marina?

- I'm feeling too vulnerable.
- Oh, sure. No... no problem.

- Not like we're doing anything.
- But, you know, but...

you have to be OK
with whatever she says.

[Sighs] I know. I know.

Oh, well, here we are.
Let's get this over with.

Whoa!

No!

Look!

[Gasps]

Hello, darlings!
What have you there?

- Uh... nothing.
- Nothing?

Where did this come from?

The juxtaposition
between destruction and calm.

- I love it!
- Say what?

I'm going to hang this
front and centre.

- Well, that worked out!
- Um, right, but, um, Alvin,

how exactly
are we going to tell Brittany

the only reason Marina liked
her painting was, you know,

- because it was... trashed?
- She'll be devastated.

Yeah. Didn't think of that.

Wait! I have the perfect idea!

[BRITANNY]
Wait. She said what?

Well, we walked in,
she took one look at it

and she said, and I quote,
"Oh, darling, I love it!"

She wants to give it
her best spot in her gallery!

Oh, I'm so excited!

I'm going to start on
more paintings for Marina.

Oh! If she liked that one,

she'll love the next ones
I have in mind!

I'm in a real artistic groove!

Oh, no, no, no.

Right. She said that
she would absolutely love that,

but, oh, you know,
she... she just can't.

Right. Yeah. B-Because...

there's, um,
no room in her gallery.

- Right.
[Phone rings]

- I think she bought it.
- Hello? Marina?

You want me to fill up your
gallery with more of my art?

Oh, yes, yes! Great!
I'll get started right away!

Oh! I love art!

Oh, what do we do now?

Well, we build a rocket ship
and start a colony on Mars.

Or if, you know,
that doesn't work out,

we run all
of Brittany's paintings

through the Alvinator Destroyer!

Ooh, I've got so much to do,
because everybody loves my art!

[Nervous laughs]

Here.

♪ Every time I think I'm fine ♪

♪ You come around my way ♪

♪ And you show me
just how much I'm missed ♪

- ♪ You brighten up my day ♪
- [Screaming]

♪ When I think I am exactly
where I'm supposed to be ♪

♪ You come around
and bring me down ♪

♪ To where the magic's happening ♪

♪ You make me better ♪

♪ You make me better, make me
better, make me better, baby ♪

♪ You better me ♪

♪ You make me better, make me
better, make me better, baby ♪

♪ You make me better ♪

♪ You make me better, make me
better, make me better, baby ♪

♪ You better me ♪

♪ You make me better ♪

♪ B-E-T-T-E-R
That's what you do for me ♪

♪ You make me B-E-T-T-E-R
That's what you do for me ♪

♪ You make me B-E-T-T-E-R
That's what you do for me ♪

- ♪ You make me better ♪
- ♪ You make me better ♪

♪ You make me better, make me
better, make me better, baby ♪

♪ You make me better ♪

♪ You make me better, make me
better, make me better, baby ♪

♪ You make me better ♪

♪ You make me better, make me
better, make me better, baby ♪

♪ You better me ♪

[Sighs] Well, that's the last
of the paintings.

I can't believe
we pulled it off.

[Screams] That was Marina!

Well, all right, the cat's
out of the bag, so to speak.

Um, look, Brit, we didn't want
to tell you this but -

She wants me to come
to the gallery tomorrow

to give a talk on my...
my oeuvre!

Oh, what's a uvre?

It's that little dangly thingy
that hangs down

- in the back of your mouth.
- Oh.

Grr! It means my paintings!

Ahem!

Of course, we all know
it's impossible for you to go.

- Right, guys?
- Oh! Right!

Oh, yeah, no, you definitely...
h*, h*! You cannot go.

- Why not?
- Well, well, very, very simple,

you know, because... Simon?

Oh...
Thank you, thank you, Alvin.

Um, well, because, you know,
you'd be... too vulnerable.

In front of all those people,
with your oeuvre hanging out.

Oh, that's not a problem.
I'd better go work on my speech.

All righty. Well, I'm gonna go
build that rocket ship to Mars.

Not so fast, professor.

So, we remove all of Brittany's
paintings from the gallery,

so she has no idea
what's become of them.

And she'll think someone
loved them enough to take them.

Bingo!

- Oh. Oh. What if we get caught?
- Good question.

Oh, why do you guys
always assume the worst?

Hey!
Just what are you boys up to?

Us? Us? Oh... oh, nothing.

We're, um,
modern dance street artists.

Ready, guys?
And a one and a two.

[Scatting]

Hope you enjoyed
our little show.

And feel free to put
a little something in the hat

to support local street art.

Come on, guys, let's go!

More... more people
still to entertain.

Guys, whatever you do,
don't break the infrared beams

or we'll set off the alarm.

Duh. Who doesn't know that?

Uh... I don't.

Hand...

h*, h*!
We'll be out of here in no time.

- Argh!
- Simon!

No, no, no, ooh...

Whoa!

- [Sigh with relief]
- That was close!

Great work, Theodore!

[Sirens]

I'm really sorry
we ruined your paintings, Brit.

Yeah. Actually, I think
they're better like that.

Well! OK, hold on.

Just 'cause I'm trying
to get my mind around it.

You're telling me you're OK
that they tried to take

the paintings from your gallery?

Yes, darling. Look at them.
They were doing me a favour.

I don't know what
I was thinking.

I should stick to fashion.

By the way,
I'd love to update your uniform.

A little fringe, maybe.
What do you think, Brittany?

Yes, definitely!

And I'd love to accentuate
the collar with some sparkles!

What are you two talk... ?
No! No fringe! No sparkles!

Let's meet tomorrow
to discuss our collaboration.

- He doesn't get it.
- OK. I'll be here at nine.

That's fine, darling.
But I don't get up before noon.

Dave, Dave. Hey! This is...
this is such a funny story.

Um, you know, Brittany
decided to be an artist and,

- well, that...
- [Start talking at once]

Be quiet!

Exactly. Thank you, Officer.

- Now, as I was saying...
- You too, Alvin.

[OFFICER] So, look,
I'll let everyone off with a warning

'cause I don't know
how to write this up.

But from now on, you fellas,

you stick to the late-night
modern dance stuff.

Yeah, guys, from now on...
What was that?

h*, h*, h*, nothing, nothing.

Oh! Oh, my goodness.
Now this one's nice!

Hey, y'all. How much
would something like this cost?

- Take it!
- Thank you.

Look, you got good kids,
except maybe the one in the red.

Coming through! Whoo!

You say the word,
I will put him away.

Well, guys,
I hope you learned your lesson.

Yeah! We learned we have
a career in street performance.

[Scatting]

[♪♪♪]

[BRITANNY] Oh! Oh! Oh! Guys!
I won the contest they were having

at Marina Rodentia's new store!

And now I have the most
beautiful purse on the planet!

What? The Bagalini?

I entered that contest too!
I filled out like 500 entries!

I only filled out one!
Oh, what can I say?

I'm a lucky, lucky girl.
Always have been.

Oh, well, that's great!
Now you can share with Eleanor!

Yeah, I...

No, no, I don't think so.

- Such a giver, Brit.
- Whoa! Whoa!

What is that thing?
It's like looking into the sun!

Oh, it's only the hottest,
hippest minibag in the world,

with a removable, gorgeous
shoulder strap, that's all.

- No biggie.
- You know,

it's a little crowded in here
with Brittany and her ego.

- I'm outta here.
- Oh, don't go, Eleanor.

Just to prove
what a sweet person I am,

I'll let you hold it for a...
um... a... a minute.

- Wanna?
- Well, um, all right.

But...
but only for a minute, right?

Wow! It's so light, yet solid.

- Yet playful. Yet...
- Yet a handbag. Come on!

Ugh! OK, that... that's enough.

Let it go. Eleanor, let it go.

- Here. Let me see that.
- [Gasps] Give me my bag!

Before it breaks, Alvin!

Oh, please.

Huh! It does sway.
I'll give ya that.

- But does it... swing?
- Alvin, no!

[Gasps]

Nooo!

Brit, I am so, so sorry!

Oh, no! I'll get you a towel.

I'll get you...
uh... another towel.

And I'll get you...
another purse.

You better.

Oh, boy!

Alvin, what are you gonna do?

I'll just go down
to that fancy store tomorrow,

explain what happened
and get Brittany another one.

End of story.

Eleanor said it's a pretty
expensive purse, Alvin.

Theodore, the chain broke.
How expensive could it be?

What? Alvin, you were spinning
it like a million miles an hour.

That's not its intended use.

And she didn't even buy
the purse, remember?

She won it. So they probably
won't give you a new one.

Whatever.
I'll figure something out.

I'll get Brittany another
Goldina Bagdalina Magdalina,

or whatever it's called,

and you guys will help, right?

- [Snoring]
- Guys? Right?

Guys. H-Hello?
Time to wake up!

Bagdalinas to get! Come on!

What? Stop! Just go away!

Oh, Teddy boy! Rise and shine!

Alvin, it's too early. Stop.

Theodore, slumber time is over.

Now it's time to get Bagdalina
Bagdaminina for Brittany, OK?

Here's the plan...

♪ Why, no matter how I try ♪

♪ I don't ever get it,
never get it right ♪

♪ All I ever do is wrong,
I just can't deny it ♪

♪ Not for very long ♪

♪ But there's no coming clean ♪

♪ Not this time,
in your dreams ♪

♪ So I cover up my mistakes
by all means ♪

♪ Can't you let it slide?
No, not this time ♪

♪ I know I'm out of line ♪

♪ So I try,
but I never get it ♪

♪ I Try,
but then I regret it ♪

♪ Can't I ever get
one over on you? ♪

♪ Hey, hey! ♪

♪ You know
when I've done a bad thing ♪

♪ You know
every time I'm lying ♪

♪ You go
on pretending like it's true ♪

♪ Hey, hey! I try ♪

Oh! Time for plan B.

Whoa!

[Chuckles] Well, hello there!

What exactly were you gonna do,
give me my own bag?

I'm not a fool! Ugh!
Did you think I wouldn't notice?

Ugh! I have tried everything!

Look, it's gone! And by the way,
Brittany, it's a bag!

Oh. I... I see. Uh-huh.

What's she doing? Brit!

What's she doing? Brit!

Brittany, Brittany,
put those down. Gently.

Very gently.
Those are my favourite shoes.

My lucky, sky-high jumping,
limited-edition tennis shoes!

Brittany, Brittany!
Don't hold them like that!

They do sway.
I'll give you that.

But do they swing?

Brittany, Brittany,
don't swing them!

Interception! Bam!

- Oh! Oh, my shoe, my shoe!
- Brit!

Got it!

What just happened?

Oh, what's the big deal, Alvin?
It's just a shoe, right?

See? Brittany loved that bag
like you love your tennis shoe.

So, if you ever want to see
your shoe again...

I know. I know. Get her the bag.
All right, all right! [Sighs]

[ALVIN] You want your bag,
I want my shoes... my shoes...

my shoes...

[Whirring]

Nooooo!

[Screams]

I just gotta get that bag!

- But how?
- [Clears throat]

I am just gonna march
right in there

and demand a new bag
from Miss Potentia... Rodent...

- Pretty sure it's Rodentia.
- Right, right.

Ms Rodentia? I was innocently
spinning Brittany's new purse

on my finger, like this, see?

You know,
like how you do with any purse.

You know, a little,
"Will it sway? Will it swing?"

Maybe I'll leave that part out.

Miss Rodentia,
the purse Brittany received

was clearly defective.

- Ugh!
- Well, excuse you!

Uh, sorry, ma'am.

This must be the place.

Wow!
This place is so... blingy.

Um, excuse me. I was wondering
if you could help me find...

Marina Rodentia.

Looking for me, darling?

I'm looking for Miss Rodentia.

I am Marina Rodentia, darling.

Oh, well, yes, yes.

Um, you gave away a purse
in a contest, right?

- So?
- Like... like that one!

[Gasps] The purse!

Oh, yes,
my best-selling Bagalini.

It's a smashing success!

In fact,
this is the very last one.

Oh, yes, yes, that's the one!

You see, my friend won hers
in your contest and so...

Oh, what a lucky girl!

Well,
that's what she thought until...

[ALVIN]
See, I kind of...

Brittany was bragging
about winning the bag

and Eleanor wanted it,
but Alvin took it

and spun it around
really, really fast.

And then the chain broke

and there was frosting
all over the purse

and Brittany went, "What?"

What he's trying to say is,
I really need to replace the bag

and I was wondering
if I can have that one.

You destroyed
the great Marina Rodentia's

prized Bagalini minibag,

and you want Marina Rodentia
to replace it

with the very last one
in existence?

Do I have that right, darling?

I knew she'd understand.

And you will not pay for purse?

[Giggles] Well, ahem,
do you offer a payment plan?

- No.
- Oh...

But... there may be another way.

Sergio,
I want this little darling

fitted for my fashion show.

Have you ever modelled, darling?

Me? Yeah. Well, kind of.

I mean, I'm a regular
on the Paris runways.

Sergio, be a darling
and get him fitted in my latest,

the Bambalini,
with matching hat and shoes.

And I will rock it.
Don't you worry!

Let the photographer know
we'll do a photo sh**t today.

- A photo sh**t?
- I'm introducing a new line.

And... and then
you'll just give him the bag?

Yes, darling. You have my word.

Oh, I can do this!
Believe me, you won't be sorry.

You must own it, darling.
Slow down. Take your time.

Own it.

Oh, Miss Rodentia,

I never could've imagined
Alvin like this.

It's, um, it's, um...

I know, it's genius.
What can I say? I have a gift.

Oh, you must slow down...
then pause.

That's it, darling.
The perfect pout!

Now,
put your thumb in your mouth.

- No!
- Don't be a baby about it.

Oh...

Look over there.
A famous supermodel.

Wow! Thanks, Alvin!

I didn't think
you'd ever be able

to fix your mistake this time.

Oh.
And I have something for you.

Were you treated OK? I thought
I'd never see you again!

OK, Alvin.
How'd you get the purse?

Let's just say, I have my ways.

- Want to touch it?
- Yeah!

[Gasps]

And by "your ways,"
do you mean this?

[Gasps] Done with this? Great!

Dave said he wanted to read it
as soon as you were finished.

What's the rush, darling?
Slow down and own it!

[Laughter]

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪