01x05 - Help! I've Got Hiccups!

[bunniefuu]

if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to dance to a slamming

sound and you're like having lots of

friends around and if you're one of

those kids who lives by the rule that

sad is bad and happy is cool ooh little

buddy you're about to see you're in the

very best place that you could be hey

it's land chops play along where kids

come to play along and fun things are

all we ever do yeah it's lops Play Along

come join the kids and play along we got

a lot of good stuff for

you make a muscle squeeze it tight

really squeeze with all your might now

the other arm let me see just how strong

you've grown to be make two muscles left

and right come on and Pump It Up Out of

Sight hey you're getting strong now

let's go back to this song L chops play

along where kids come to play along and

fun things are all we ever do yeah it's

lamb chops play along join the kids and

play along we got a lot of good stuff

for you and you and you and you and you

yeah and especially

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you once upon a time there were two boys

and they lived on opposite sides of a

lake each of the boys had a head a right

hand and a left hand you got it so far

now none of the boys had a telephone and

they couldn't swim so when they wanted

to signal to one another one boy would

bring his right hand up and cover half

of his face then the other boy would

bring his left hand up and cover half of

his face and at that point the first boy

would turn around and bring his head

down to touch his toes and then the

other boy would turn around and bring

his big toe up to touch his belt and

that's how the boys would signal of

course they could have just built a boat

but then that would have been another

story give me a knock knock joke don't

knock a knock knock joke they're always

dumb so tell me how

come after one the laugh will bubble up

after four I always double up don't be

an old Slowpoke give me a knock knock

joke please knock

knock who's there Hans Hans who Hans up

you're under

ar oh it's a

joke that was a knock knock joke I love

a knock knock joke they can be awful

it's true still I'm telling you I love

the knock knock

joke and now I am going to show you the

first trick that my darling daddy ever

taught

me I'm going to show you a rope trick

and the reason I call this a rope trick

is cuz I do it with a rope this is a

rope it has two ends one on each in

order to make my trick more difficult

I'm going to cut off one end oh did you

see that now my rope has only one end

and that's on this to make my trick even

more difficult I'm going to cut off the

other end oh no my rope has no ends on

either all it has is a middle right

about there in the center to make my

trick absolutely impossible I have just

cut off the center oh what a dummy I am

I made two new ends that's okay I'll cut

off one end I'll throw the other end

away and now we have no ends we have no

middle all we have is a rope Tada now I

would like everybody did you like that I

I would like everybody at home to be my

assistant cuz I can't afford an

assistant I would like everybody to

shout stop whenever you think I've

reached the middle of the Rope can you

do that let me hear no no louder good

okay a good loud stop yeah you what are

you sitting there for come on you yell

stop whenever you think I've reached the

middle of the come on guys get your

stops together stop you say okay now I'm

going to cut the rope into two even

pieces and it's not quite even look this

end is short and this end is longer

that's okay I'm just going to cut off

the uneven end there and now I have two

even pieces

of oh I made a new end it's okay I'll

just cut off the end and now I have two

even pieces oh I made a new end it's

okay in a case like this there's only

one thing to do you take your rope and

you start all over again Tada now I'm

going to tie my two ends together and

since I don't have any ends I can't

possibly tie them together look at that

I have two new ends what I need now is a

middle if I were to cut the rope at the

point opposite these ends the ends would

be in the middle and the middle be in

the ends what did she say it doesn't

matter because I'm going to use my magic

scissors I call these scissors cuz I

can't say

scissors there we go and now I'm going

to roll the Rope up in my hand just the

way my darling daddy taught me to and

I'm going to pass my hand over the rope

and the Rope is whole once again oh oh

that's what I meant to do in the first

place but I always get mixed up

especially when I tie my shoelaces into

a bow does this ever happen to you you

first you get one end court and then you

get the other end court and before you

know it you end

up with a

knot well the next time that happens to

you you just do what my daddy taught me

to do you pass your hand right over the

rope and you remove the not and that's

the end of the trick whether we like

it or

not if ever you are so angry you can

feel your ears begin to smoke

you can put out the flame playing the

game but tell yourself a

joke why did it take the monster 2 hours

to finish a 10 page book why did it take

the monster 2 hours to finish a 10 page

book because he wasn't very

hungry because he wasn't very you'll

explain it to me

later it's a funny fny

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fny

that's a funny

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[Laughter]

J tingle tingle

Tingle justar those sigh bells jingling

tingling

to it's Lov weather for a ride together

with

you the snow is falling and friends are

calling yo y come on it's lovely weather

for a slay ride together with you 2 3 4y

up YY up gy up let's go up let's talk

about snow we'll ride on a Wonderland of

snow hurry up hurry upy upy upy up it's

Grand and I'll hold your hand we'll

Gallop along with the song of a winry

fairy land our cheeks are nice and Rosy

and comfy cozy alling lingle lingle

we'll be together like birds of a

feather should be no hiccups let's take

that road before us and sing A Chorus or

two Don't Rain me so far it's lovely

weather for ride together with

youing with

you okay now look if we're going to do

this for the school play we really have

to do it fastest wait wait wait wait

wait wait wait wait wait we cannot

rehearse now why not because Lamb Chop

has the hiccups I do oh I do oh how do

you get rid of the hiccups oh when I get

the hiccups I can ever get rid of them

L what are you doing I was trying to

scare the hiccups out of you you scared

the Daylights out in the my hiccups are

still fine thank

you lamp chop don't fool around I'm not

going to touch you uh uh oh I know what

to do look the other way now don't

listen okay now uh Charlie Horse what

you have to do it don't listen what you

have to do is look at her and make a

horrible face and you'll scare the

hiccups out of her okay I'll do it okay

lance

out I didn't make a horrible face yet oh

I couldn't

tell it's bet your time it's bet your

time and though I've never met you I

know something you can't do I bet you

bet you bet you I'll teach you how to do

what I

pose ready set here

goes I bet you I bet you I bet you I can

show you something that nobody nobody

nobody has ever seen before and you're

going to see it and then nobody nobody

will ever see it again guess what it is

you give up it's a

peanut oh yeah nobody has ever

seen this

before and now you've seen it

and now nobody's ever going to see it

again what a Nutty

beter I a peanut small and round lying

on the Coco ground everybody steps on me

that is why I'm cra I'm a Nut I'm a Nut

I'm a Nut I'm a

Nut ding ding dong

ding it's so funny I'm so happy you're r

of your hiccups I think

so I don't think so oh Charlie Horse

would you give me that orange juice over

there here it is Sher I'm not thirsty

it's for your hiccups they're not

thirsty either drink Yes master come on

drink drink drink

drink it works

don't kid

yourself we'll try something else

Charlie oh oh give me that bag over

there Charlie here Sherry what are you

going to do what are you going to do

nothing what are you afraid of what are

you going to do with that I just want

you to put your nose into the bag no no

come on you can come right out put your

nose in the in the bag why because

breathing into a paper bag is supposed

to be a way to get rid of hiccups really

mhm come on put your nose

in now breathe I am breathing breathe

deeply oh good okay that's okay well now

maybe you'll be rid of your

hiccups I am what yes my hiccups are

gone oh I'm so glad so if if my hiccups

are gone yeah where did they go to where

did they go too do you know I never gave

that any

thought oh dear we spoke too soon I you

mean we spoke too soon but I just heard

a hick oh I heard another one I heard it

too very distinctly I heard it

distinctly too but I didn't get it that

wasn't you hiccuping no that wasn't me

neither well I don't

understand lamp chop what I think your

hiccups are in the bag what but I'm

going to close up the bag how come I

don't know but I certainly don't want

your hiccups to get

out definitely they're in the

bag no no no no don't start yet Corey

and Patrick and I are going to play a

game called can you topple this and it's

a game where you build a tower with

toothpicks it's not comp competition I

mean nobody wins everybody wins cuz you

have fun you guys ever build with logs

yeah what kind of logs do you build with

Lumber logs where do you get Lumber logs

from my dad's workplace what does your

daddy do uh he works where they make

logs yeah oh boy you're lucky well my

daddy never worked with logs and so I

had to build with toothpicks and here's

how you do it I'm going to show you wait

let me just no no let me just show them

first and then we'll do it together you

make a base of two toothpicks

and then you make two toothpicks

across and then you make two toothpicks

on oh you guys want to start don't you

well you get the idea and you try to see

how high you can get your toothpick

Tower before it goes and falls all over

the place okay guys we're on and

remember this is not competition we're

just building to have

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fun

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[Laughter]

good Heavens am I the winner no you're

doing well too well you have to start

from the beginning and Patrick was so

careful

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too oh

oh maybe maybe you can get it out no you

have to start

from boy this is fun oh mine went oh

mine went good that's the game wow this

show is so

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exciting

are your hiccups still in that bag

they're in there Wasing where my hiccups

are in that bag oh that's ridiculous

darling who ever heard of a bag full

of hiccups they're in there you heard it

quite stinky stinky well that's

ridiculous I mean you can't keep real

hiccups in a bag if there was real

hiccups you couldn't keep them in the

bag at all well you just take a look at

my hiccups and you'll see that they're

in the egg and you'll see that I wasn't

lying on making it up well I don't see

nothing oh I wonder what hiccups look

like maybe they're invisible like dut

holes

yeah oh I did hear it quite

stinky oh I heard it again well there's

no question they could be in that bag

but I think that oh we still have a bag

full of hiccups Sher what is going

on well that was me what was you that

was me going I got the haircuts you

caught my haircuts I think so l chy oh

dear now what are we going to do I don't

know what you're going to do but I'm

going to and and

and I got a riddle you best I got a

riddle get set it is a little

Myster and You Solve the Riddle we'll

see so you say to your friends I bet you

I know a question to which you must

answer yes and your friends will think

and they'll guess and they'll be silly

and when they're done with their

silliness you say no no the question to

which you must answer yes is what does

y s spell cuz ye spells yes yes yes of

course there's one more question to

which you must answer yes if you answer

answer at all the question is are you

awake if you're asleep you won't answer

and if you're awake you have to say

yes Once Upon a Time don't you wish I

heard a story that said twice Upon a

Time just once twice upon a time that

doesn't sound right once upon a time

there was a girl named Rapunzel and she

had the longest most beautiful braid in

the world unfortunately nobody ever saw

it because was kept locked in a

tower up there and every time I talk

about the tower I want you to point and

say up there up there can you do that

whenever I talk about a tower up there

no who locked her up there it was a

wicked

witch and you can

go which is fun whenever I talk about

the Wicked

Witch good now being locked up there

made made her cry and so whenever I talk

about anybody crying cuz a lot of people

cry in this story you go booh let me see

you do

that good well here's what used to

happen this

witch would come to the base of the

tower up there and would call Rapunzel

Rapunzel let down your long hair and

Rapunzel would lower her beautiful braid

out of the window of the tower up there

and then you know what the wicked

witch would climb up the tower that's

what the wicked

witch would do well one day a handsome

prince came riding by the tower up there

and he saw the

witch called Rapunzel Rapunzel let down

your long

hair well the

witch climbed up the hair after a while

she went down and she left immediately

the prince went to the base of the tower

up there and he

sang Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your

long hair I'll climb to your Tower way

up in the air Rapunzel Rapunzel let down

your long hair I promise to climb it

with warm loving care I think of the

moments I know we could share Rapunzel

Rapunzel let down your long

hair well down came the braid whoop and

up went the prince whoop and the minute

they met they fell in love and he

said look I got to go to see my father

the king who is sick but I'll come back

back and rescue you unfortunately the

wicked

witch also heard everything that was

being said in her crystal ball so the

minute the prince left the wicked

witch came to the base of the Tower and

said Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your

long hair and then she climbed up the

hair and when she got to the top you

know what she did she cut off Rapunzel's

braid this was the first Time Rapunzel

had ever had short hair and let me tell

you that made her cry boohoo and cry

boohoo well the next thing she did was

she banished Rapunzel to a little

cottage far far from

anywhere deep in the woods well when the

prince came to the base of the tower up

there he

sang Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your

long hair I'll climb to to your Tower

way up in the air Rapunzel Rapunzel let

down your long hair I promise to climb

it with warm loving care I think of the

moments I know we could share Rapunzel

Rapunzel let down your long

hair and sure enough down came the braid

up climbed the prince and he came face

to face with the wicked witch ah and you

know what she did she cast a spell on

him and blinded the poor Prince and for

years the poor blind Prince wandered

through the forest until he came upon by

accident the cottage far far from

anywhere and there when Rapunzel saw her

prince all blinded she started to cry

and her tears fell on his eyes and the

minute her tears touched his his eyes

the evil spell was broken and the prince

could see once again yay and do you know

they lived happily ever after in that

Cottage except for those times when

Rapunzel couldn't do a thing with her

hair and then let me tell you she would

cry boohoo and cry boohoo and

cry I love to dance I love to sing but

laughing is my favorite thing and that

is why I'm known to say a funny little p

can make my day come on lamp chop make

my

day our next song is going to be Yankee

doodo went to town on a horse named Maxi

but lamp chop always got their first

because she took a taxi lamp chop come

on babe you can't put lamb into every

single song We Sing yeah but yeah but

but and this is your big butt we put

lamb into Old McDonald and you did in

yell yeah because oh lamb belongs on the

farm oh now if you can find another

sensible way to put lamb in a song do

it lay down upon the lamp chop River the

lamp chop River no come on come on do a

sensible song okay I

will I am a little teapot short and

stout here is my handle here is is

my oh darn on the Sugar

Bowl hi

sh your home it certainly looks like

that Lamb Chop unless we've moved Lamb

Chop you're in enough trouble already

without being a smarty pants what did I

do you don't know what you did uh-uh

Lamb Chop is now 4:30 4:32 and you're

supposed to be home at

3:15 oh I'm sorry you're sorry where

were you

would you

believe the bus driver got lost no I

wouldn't believe that would you believe

a dragon ate me no I wouldn't believe

that Lamb Chop where were

you okay my friend LLY think is you know

LLY of course I know LLY well LLY got

some new dolls and I was at your at her

house playing with them yeah but

sweetheart you should have called me I

was worried about you oh just like

little PE what little Bel PE lost a

sheep and she was worried about them

it's always been your favorite poem what

do you mean always ever since you were a

little baby really uhhuh tell me about

when I was a baby I was ay story

story story okay okay okay okay I'm

going to tell tell baby lamp chop the

story of the Three Three Bears now

they're

scary there's a scary scary oh well then

I won't tell them uh-uh I'm going to

tell you the story of The Three Little

Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf no scary

wolves are scary yeah oh all right then

you tell me my darling what do you want

to hear a story about sheep sheep sheep

baby sheep you're a baby sheep all right

I'm going to tell you the story of

Little Bo Peep funny name for sheep no

no little B peep is not the name of the

sheep it's the name of the person who

takes care of the sheep you little peep

no I'm not little B peep you take me no

I'm Sherry Sherie B peep Sherie B peep

okay okay all right now it goes little B

Peep has lost her sheep what

that's sad story very sad story she not

careful no she isn't careful you know

lose sheep no I wouldn't lose my sheep I

love my sheep where the Sheep go I don't

know darling they just kind of wandered

off I guess oh how' she find them well I

I little B Peep has lost her sheep and

doesn't know where to find them where

they go well where do you think they

went um I know I know I no what

school school school no no stupid no

it's not stupid um uh where else do you

think they might be the Sheep oh no and

and they go grandma house grandma's

house no that's Little Red Riding Hood

look out what there's a wolf in that

story oh there's no wolf in this story

oh how the boo boo pep find the Sheep

leaves them alone and they come home

wagging their tails behind

them happy sheep walk tail happy sheep

happy sheep happy B peep happy B peep

happy ending happy ending happy Sherry

happy Sherry why baby stay right here oh

good

oh this is the song that doesn't end yes

it goes on and on my friend some people

started singing it not knowing what it

was and they'll continue singing it

forever just because this is the song

that doesn't end yes it goes on and on

my friend some people started singing it

not knowing what it was and they'll

continue singing it forever just because

this is the song that does in it how do

I turn you off yes it goes on and on my

friending what it and'll singing it

forever

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you what you doing some people started

singing it not what it was and

s end it

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on this is the song that jly horse no

stop stop stop Charlie stop I want you

to go away go away and don't slam

the

door