01x09 - Robin Hoof

[bunniefuu]

if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like sound in your life

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yeah and especially you these are called

Poconos puppets and they're called

Poconos but this mountains called the

Poconos but there you have nothing to do

with these puppets

these Poconos puppets are called Poconos

because you cut out any shape or rabbit

I've cut the shape of a bear and you cut

a hole in the center and that's where

you're going to poke your finger and

then before you poke your finger you

draw a face I drew a Papa Bear and I

stick my finger through and there's Papa

bear's nose of course if it's Pinocchio

he can have a very long nose that grows

at any rate here's the nose and there

are the hands for your puppet and that's

why it's called a Poconos puppet now

this is the Papa Bear would you like to

be Papa Bear why don't you want to be

Papa Bear hey boy

you're not a boy all right what are you

what do you want to be I'm a bit ok

there's mama bear for you would you like

to be baby bear what do you want to be

Papa Bear typecasting there you go and

you're going to be baby bear

there you go Jenna now put it on oh

you're look at the long nose on mama

bear whoa and stick out your fingers so

that she has hands there we go

now mama bears just show everybody so

mama bear has hands good and there's oh

that's so sweet oh look what you're

doing

how clever Jenna made it so that um it

looked like they were paws looks like

yours is an animal you see cuz it's

walking on it's upon its little feet may

I see Papa Bear there we go ok let's

show everybody Papa Bear and what does

Papa Bear say

somebody's been sleeping okay and what

is mama bear say so one half sleeping in

my bed in your bed - and what does baby

bear say someone's been sleeping in my

bed and there she is

I think these puppets are unbearably

sweet don't you make them you like

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tell me the joke tell me tell me what in

one elevator say to the other Oh Agatha

what did one elevator say to the other I

think I coming down with something

I think John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

his name is my angel and whenever we go

out you can either people shout because

John Jay

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last night when I was found asleep

my little brother chief tiptoed into my

bedroom and pulled out all my teeth you

think that I would be upset and jump and

do a bit and where you think that I

would tackle chi sao paulo his hair but

no I'm glad he didn't who cares if

people stare now thanks to the Tooth

Fairy bad guy the Sheriff of Nottingham

was banished from the land and from that

day forward Robin Hood lived happily

with Robin band of merry men oh is it a

rock band or a rock band

neither lanta I mean they were a bunch

of guys who stole from the rich and gave

to the poor no no no they gave it all

away so if they gave away all their

money how come they were so merry cuz

that's the kind of guys they were well

is the kind of hounds who is hungry

hungry

no nose when the smell of cookies comes

into it and I got the smell of cookies

oh sherry

could we have some Adam cookies please

not now guys I told you it's too close

to dinnertime

boy she is this mean as the nasty

sheriff of nothingham

Shami hey hey that gives me an idea

about how we can get those cookies

what's the matter well somehow every

time you get an idea yeah grounded what

is that person doing you're probably

asking yourself I'm showing you a betcha

yes it's a betcha you say to your friend

put your hand on the table with your

fingers spread and then you say lift

your pinkie lift your ring finger left

your middle man

show me your pointer finger and now

wiggle your thumb all right you say to

your friend now bend under knuckle under

your middle finger and there he rested

on the knuckle now you say we go your

pinkie and your friend will be able to

do it wiggle your thumb and your friend

will be able to do it raise up your

pointer finger and your friend will be

able to do it and then you say now try

to raise your ring finger without

lifting this knuckle

your friend will not be able to lift

that ring finger I know I can't do it

and I'm pretty double-jointed you know

what that is that's a betcha

you get a lotta laughter I've moved out

they check if you'll only try it

yes your cookies coming up sherry I got

a question I have a question me first

okay what's your question

this guy robbed in the hood you know

from the book that you were reading hush

puppy and Lambchop yeah yes that's I

well he stole from the rich and gave to

the poor is that correct that is correct

and this guy was a kind of a folk hero

wasn't he

Jose yeah well I don't understand it why

he was a thief and you always said that

stealing is wrong

oh yeah but it's a very complicated

issue charlie you see he stole from the

rich and gave to the poor and to the

hungry and um the guy he stole from with

the evil nasty Sheriff of Nottingham

do you understand uh perfectly Cherie

perfectly good good you may come to me

at any time with a question Jerry you

said exactly what I wanted to hear

thank you by a choice no sweat

I talked to Sherry and it's all taken

care of oh it's cookie time for this

puppy we're not quite well now Charlie

was easy it's cookie time or it's not

cookie time and the longer we wait the

closer it gets to dinnertime and if we

disobey shall we

it'll be trouble time don't worry about

it Cherie said it was okay only she

didn't know quite what she was saying

you're getting a cold

no I think I'm allergic to the fine I

know what you need cookies not that

sneezing I am Robin home and you guys

are the merry men and we have a mission

just like Robin Hood we're gonna take

from the evil Sheriff sherry

haha and we're gonna give to the poor

that's us

yeah that's gonna be a change for you

Johnny hook most of the time you take

from me and keep for yourself

yeah well regular rescue those cookies

from the evil sheriff sherry okay Merry

Men Tallyho and go get him huh why are

you looking at me that's you hush puppy

you are the merry man go get those

cookies this merry man ain't gonna be so

merry if he gets caught by the sheriff

sherry trust me

why would I do that all right all right

we'll all go now oh here she comes

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would you look what you've done oh

sherry miss sorry

yeah Charlie was his idea oh yeah we

thought you was the evil Sheriff Jerry

yeah Sheriff you guys go to your room

please right now I'll be there in a

minute this is a very strange game that

you play with your fingers and if you

will follow me we'll play it together do

exactly as we do everybody hold your

hands down now cross your hands at the

wrists turn the palms so that they face

each other and Link your fingers and now

bring your hands in and up and around

and keep those fingers linked tightly

and the weird thing is although you've

had those fingers all your life when I

point to a finger without touching it

Selena who's a very smart girl is not

going to be able to move it she's not

gonna know which one it is are you and

Robert who is very very good is not

gonna be able to move the right fingers

Robert I'd like you to move to that

finger okay Selena I'd like you to move

that finger now you do it with me and

you'll see I can't do it either

okay guys Selena don't touch your finger

of mine just point to one darling

which finger would you like me to try to

move I'm really gonna try that one no do

it again do it again

we met there I got it but now but that

was a second try would you point to one

of my fingers and see which one just

tell me what to move no is it wrong now

the weird thing is that you've had these

fingers all your life but you get so

confused when you go like this that you

can't identify the right finger isn't

that true it's really true try it and

see whether your friends can finger it

out I mean figure it out

again you try to touch you again it's

not my fault I ain't know marry a man

now and I ain't never gonna listen to

you again ice puppy it ha ha you listen

oh hey you guys sure it was all my fault

somehow I figured that out but you see

we wanted cookies yeah and so Robin York

said Robin Hood no I mean Charlie wrote

that Charlie hook

Charlie Roy that's it said that you said

that it was okay for Robin Hood to steal

from the rich to give to the poor

you know I already spent my allowance so

I am very very poor and you got the

cookies so that makes you rich not to

Sharon I see and so you pretended that I

was the bad sheriff uh-huh that's it

well I am NOT the bad sheriff and you

are not Robin Hood and you are not merry

men I'm not even slightly cheerful but I

am sorry yeah me too

well I'm glad you're sorry there ain't

I'd like to know if you're also hungry

yeah alright then why don't we go

downstairs and I'll make dinner good and

then maybe after dinner we'll make some

cookies oh yeah that'll be nice yeah and

then while the cookies are baking I will

read you another story oh great oh you

know oh you know oh you know what listen

would you read to us the story about

that k*ller

his name is Bluebeard the evil pirate

charley horse somehow I don't think so

uh-uh

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have some friends with me and I'd like

you to know their names so when I say

three everybody shout out your name 1 2

3 how do you do how do you do how do you

do did you shout out your name at home

well everybody turn around take a peek

at the camera and everybody at home you

shout out your name so they know your

name ready 1 2 3 good now we know each

other okay we're gonna do a story do you

like stories

can you read can you read a little bit

could you really okay but we're gonna do

a story and this is the story that we're

gonna share so sometimes I'll look up

and you kids can just fill in the word

that I leave out now I'm gonna do it the

best no no this is not competition

everybody's going to do it equally well

let me do it more equally all right this

is the story of Little Red Riding Hood

once upon a time there lived a lovely

girl named Little Red Riding books

they're right you know hey yes they're

absolutely right yeah did you get Little

Red Riding did you know you're the only

one who didn't know I like my answer bed

oh yeah you always do one day her mother

said take a basket of food to your old

sick grand piano

don't feed a piano know this food was

for her grandmother did you know that

you're the only one who didn't know that

I still like my aunt's if that is such a

goof on the way to her grandmother's

Little Red Riding Hood a big bad and

there were no pigs in the story so the

world to ask Little Red Riding Hood

where are you going and Little Red

Riding Hood said I'm going to visit my

sick grandmother and then the wolf said

what's in that basket hmm and she said

it's filled with all kinds of things

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well the wolf said goodbye to Little Red

Riding Hood and since the wolf was

hungry and I wanted that food he ran as

best as he could through the woods to

beat little red to grandmother's house

and when he got there the wolf pounced

on grandma don't hurt me I'm not gonna

hurt you and he locked grandma in a

closet did you know that yeah that's

what he did and then he put on grandma's

nightgown he put on grandma's hat and he

climbed into her high-heeled shoes no no

Justin there was a knock on the door

knock knock knock knock the book yes I

know it's a knock in the book and in

walks climber no not slam

and little red looked at this person in

the bed wearing grandma's not young and

grandma's hat and grandma hyeyeon shoes

no no no and she said mama what big eyes

you and him and her the wolf said great

no mascara no no no no when when little

red said what big eyes you have what did

the wolf say see you my dear very good

and now she said great no contact lenses

no no no and then little red said what

big ears you have the better way to hear

you my dear grandma said little red what

big no-no below said regular checkups

and I thought this to every meal know

the better way to eat you my dear and I

wasn't even close

that's I know not even close and the

wolf grabbed little thin who was

screaming but a passing hunter heard

Little Red Riding Hood screaming what

did she scream and then the hunter

chased the wolf away and they let

grandma out of the closet and they all

live die now I know what they all live

together no

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yeah warning ending well if you wanted

to end this story what would you say I

would say my god a riddled yo fat I got

a riddle yes dad it is the little

can you solve the riddle will say oh I

am so excited I got such a great riddle

to tell to you you're gonna love it I am

happy to be the one to tell you this

riddle wonderful what is it well is that

that was what sorry did you thought you

I didn't well I didn't either

well let's face it somebody and I'm

gonna find out who is sting

did you know share does me me me well

why did you because I want you to call

you attention but I didn't want Charlie

Haas to know that I was here well why

did you want us to know you were here

because Johnny Halsey never lets me do

not not nothing do videos I can teach

jokes gyros doesn't love well this is

your big chance

cuz Charlie Rose isn't here so what do

you want to do I wanna tell you later

oh good okay tell him I had this dream

where I climbed up a mountain and at the

top of the mountain

I met a bear and in my dream the bear

chased me and chased me and chased me

right to the end of a clip and in my

dream I turned around and the moment had

come to me to fight the bear or jumped

off the cliff what two words would sound

math problem I don't know

wake up wake up yeah the first thing I

said was I had this dream again what

don't tell Charlie Hough did I told you

that you why not

because that's the really the jelly

horse wanted to tell

you can play along as Brian and me okay

oh it's a sad story Bri name is Flo and

I work in a Button Factory I got a boss

who just gets meaner by the year one day

he said hey Flo are you busy

I said no he replied then push this

button here with your right finger

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my name is Flo and I work in a Button

Factory I got a boss who just gets

meaner by the year one day he said hey

Flo are you busy

I said no he replied then push this

button here with your left finger my

name is Flo and I work in a Button

Factory I got a boss who just gets

meaner by the year one day he said hey

Flo are you busy I said no he replied

and push this button here and use your

right foot

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we may miss Flo and I work in a Button

Factory

I got a boss he just gets meaner by the

year one day he said hey Flo

are you busy I said no he replied

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my name is Flo and I work in a Button

Factory I got up awesome just gets

meaner by the year one day he said hey

are you busy this is the song that does

it and yes it goes on and on my friend

some people and they'll continue singing

it forever just because

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no no stop stop stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away go

away and don't slam the door

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