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01x10 - Charlie's Toothache

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lamb Chop's Play-Along". Aired: January 13, 1992 – September 22, 1995.*
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Lamb Chop is an anthropomorphic sheep puppet who lives with her guardian Shari Lewis and her two siblings, Charlie Horse (an anthropomorphic horse puppet) and Hush Puppy (an anthropomorphic dog puppet).

01x10 - Charlie's Toothache

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pass it on if you're into fun and you

love to play sound in your life

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yeah and especially you now this is a

stunt that will probably work on

somebody who's younger than you are I'm

younger than you are it will probably

work actually it's a story okay you'll

love this it's a story about two

brothers Pete and repeat went down to

the river in a boat Pete fell out who

was left lady I'd be delighted to Pete

and repeat went down to the river in a

boat Pete fell out who was left laid

of course Pete and repeat went down to

the river in a boat Pete fell out who

was left Pete and repeat went down to

the river in a boat who was left this is

a puppet that I call big mouth it

doesn't look like a puppet you say it

looks like a 3x5 card well that's

because it is a three by five cards you

can make this puppet out of a three by

five card and if you don't happen to

have one you can cut a piece of

cardboard in the shape of a rectangle

that's a square that's taller than it is

wide or you can use somebody's business

card I take it you don't necessarily

have your own business card here's what

you do near the bottom of the card you

draw eyelashes there's the eyes and

there's the lashes looks a little like

lamb chop and you take your card and you

bend it you don't fold it you bend it in

half then you take your knuckle and your

knuckle right into the bend and your

card will say hello say hello hey big

mouth you want to say anything else oh

good boy well this is definitely a

puppet that

speak for itself right

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what do you get when you trust a

porcupine with a balloon I don't know

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you start feeling blue cuz things are

going wrong baby you can sing a little

sing-along song

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know why it's a real good thing to sing

a little sing-along song

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isn't that lamb chop it like do you

think so oh yes and I know one thing for

sure no matter how famous lamb chop yes

she'll always be the same for sure

spoiled rotten yes

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beautiful it's a wonderful what is it

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charlie

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thank you for the translation hey what

have you got in your mouth good so why

you're talking like that okay your

secret is out I'm not a snitch charlie

horse

I'm gonna make an appointment with you

and dr. Cameron and I'm not going oh

come on don't be a baby

everybody goes to the gentleness here

but suppose he decides to pull out one

of my teeth I've only got till date and

it will be 50% of the other thing I have

in my mouth I'll look like that but this

is not gonna pull out one of your teeth

you goof

you see checks for cavities cavity well

you know if you brush your teeth every

day you don't get cavities

now you brush your teeth every day don't

you tell us Charlie something happened

to Mike what happened to you toothbrush

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red paint yeah you see he's been using

it for months

Joe makes a lot of paintings in triple

snitch the Charlie Rose you were gonna

go to the dentist immediately do I have

yes you have what you have to do is

change your attitude about dentists I

mean you have to say that dentist is my

friend yes yes come on say it dentist is

my friend say it say it properly

the dentist is my friend the dentist is

my friend

the dentist is my friend he's not my

best friend

it's picture Tonya's under

though I've never met you I know

something you can't do I bet your bet

you betcha

I'll teach you how to do what I propose

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here goes this is my friend Sabrina

she's six I'm older yes that's right

nevertheless she and I are gonna show

you a betcha I bet you can't do it

you'll say to somebody and it will

astonish you you can do it with your

mother or your father or your biggest

brother or sister

Sabrina put your finger on your head you

will put your finger on your head and

then you will say grab my wrist and

they'll grab your wrist and you'll say

try without jerking to pull my finger

off my head and they'll go I was trying

as hard as I could

I'm gonna try again I cannot lift her

finger off her head nobody will be able

to lift your finger off unless they jerk

it which is not fair Brian come here

just in case they think that I'm faking

here is Sabrina's finger on her head you

grabbed her wrist and without jerking up

just a good steady pull try to pull her

hand off her head okay Brian is nine and

very strong and he couldn't do it bet

nobody in your family you'll be able to

do it try it on the friend and just say

I betcha

oh yes we'll be there right on time just

a moment lamb chops no not you sorry

well hold it no no not you

we'll be there I'm so sorry we'll be

there right on time thank you very much

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getting paid for what we're going

through the damn business gets paid for

going to the dungeon didn't the dentist

every time I lose a tooth

I get ten cents on nectar Danny yeah

bull charley horse isn't gonna lose a

tooth baby has a little cavity that's

all that's a candidate well a cat cavity

is a little hole that you're getting

your tooth if you don't brush how much

$20 $20 a ten-cent a tooth that's 200

teeth I got some from the other kids

oh I see yeah I paid them nice and cheap

dude how do you like that you used to

stealer sometimes I paint them nah

clutter

when did you pay them a quarter when

they want loose yeah

I think tic-tac-toe is a stupid game I

really do I mean everybody knows how to

play everybody knows how to win

there's just no kick to it at all you

ought to play super tic-tac-toe it's

super here's the difference with

tic-tac-toe you put two lines down two

lines across you've done that well with

super tic-tac-toe it's four lines down

one two three four and four lines across

one two three four and then you play the

same way so if I put an X you put a zero

to block me and then I put another X

whoop you got to put a zero to block me

and so I put another X and whoop you got

to put a zero to block me and then I put

an X here and you put a zero okay now

when your game board is all full you

tally up the score in a different way

here's how you do that any time anybody

has three in a row like 1 2 3 in any

direction they get one point if they

have 4 like 1 2 3 4 you get 2 points and

if you have 5 this is 5 1 2 3 4 no I

didn't get 5 if you do have fun you get

3 points it's a lot more fun it gives

you a lot more play for your pen and I

think it's super tic-tac-toe

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and play dentist with me how you play

dentist it's just like playing doctor

only with teeth whoa

charley horse he won't play dentist with

me that's because he's got to go to the

dentist and he's a reckless nerve you

mean he's a nervous wreck what I mean is

he is a big they called me a

they didn't think did terrible and you

know what what they're right I'm a

oh come on Charlie was I I'm gonna be

right there with you is it gonna hurt

Charlie there are things that you got to

do and then they're over yeah then I'm

afraid I'm gonna embarrass myself how

would you do that I'll cry Charlie

that's okay no no it's not I'm supposed

to be the big around here listen

when it's over I will hold you off and

if you want to cry you cry and if you

want to sit in my lap that's okay too

you don't tell anybody my lips are

sealed

I hope not around then a lot of trouble

come on let's go

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William Tell William Tell h* but you go

home the dentist kept telling these

funny jokes on just cow lows through the

whole thing

well they do sound like a lot of fun you

know this doc Cameron he's cool you know

and his nurse gave me balloons and a

whole bunch of toothbrushes and I even

got a yo-yo oh and I love yo-yos oh I

love you you I mean yo-yo is my middle

name

everybody calls me yo-yo and Charlie was

make sure you use those toothbrushes and

I don't mean for splatter painting

sherry my teeth are gonna be so clean

you could eat off them what good yeah

yes I like doing that stuff you got well

now I got a new toothbrush for you and a

bloom for you for me from your dentist

right Oh sherry what tomorrow what

when you look him to a baby's mouth you

only see gums but do you know what's

hiding underneath most babies wouldn't

know it when they're looking at

never they have teeth and you have to we

are going to brush your teeth that's

what you're going to sing and do come on

brothers your teeth got a toothbrush but

you think that was a finger no that's a

toothbrush at ribollita brush your teeth

whenever you see the words brush your

teeth on the screen you sing and do

brush your teeth

come on do it along with all of us as we

play here we go

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you'll discover I got more the new kids

after nanny sounds like plenty but still

grow up and have 32

little Tom Murphy in fact a little

rounder salma short in fact

narrow pit Samba very white samba

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he's the warning you indicate brush her

teeth brushing your teeth can be fun you

see I know that you like

cavity here up 15

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I got a riddle yo fast I got a riddle

yes said it is the little

and you solve the riddle we'll say it's

some mystery do you yeah yes okay you'll

love this one now you are driving a bus

and at the first stop six people get on

yeah at the second stop eight people get

on yeah at the third stop two people get

off yeah at the next stop everybody gets

off yeah and the question is yet what

color of the bus drivers eyes well

colored the bus job and dies how would I

know that the bus drivers eyes are black

how do you know I know because the first

thing I said was you are driving a bus

oh I'm gonna get you good Alan try it on

a friend

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you're supposed to be mapping if she's

hungry why didn't you eat the cookie I

gave you five minutes ago for the tooth

fairy

she doesn't want cookies I'm all out

go to sleep is your milk you didn't

finish a milk

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I was referring to the story no you are

not gonna sucker me into telling no I'm

not gonna tell me the story well and

I'll take a nap it's not a better wolf

but you said no you said now you all

know you said you were hungry you were

you were thirsty you were hot you were

cold and you weren't any of those things

I just gotta give it up whoa all right

all right I'm gonna tell you the story

but first you have to UM you have to

tell me something like can you make the

sound of a wolf Oh

good can you make the sound of a wolf

just do it oh okay can you make the

sound of a lamb

oh it sound again well what does the

lamb say or what do sheep say when they

want to speak sheep they say hello

family no no come on no they say well

whenever I say sheep you and you can go

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of course he could play

but there was no it's

sometimes he easy

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he wanted company the whole day through

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he thought of a plan that would wipe his

loveliness over

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so one day without a phone at all the

shepherd boy began to call to the

villagers down below help get cracking

move your legs as fast as they can go

they just heard that cry of distress

they came from the village and from the

farm and quick as they could they all

ran up the hill to answer that false

alarm

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just one shepherd boy and how we laughed

at men who turned on their heels and

walk down the hill to their little town

again

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ah no sooner did they leave him

when a wolf from the world

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by himself with us

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oh happy nappy dude happy nappy a story

about a little k*lling sheep that

doesn't lead to a happy nappy well I

didn't think you were gonna take it

personally

my name is lamb chop one of those

bedsheets could be my Aunt Sarah

show come on come on come on sweet

dreams yeah this is the song that does

it and yes it goes on and on my friend

some people and they'll continue singing

it forever just because

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Dianne's do a slamming sound and you're

like having that