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01x05 - Return to Sender

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Legends of Treasure Island". Aired: 10 September 1993 – 27 June 1995.*
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The series was loosely based on Robert Louis Stevenson's original 1883 novel Treasure Island.

01x05 - Return to Sender

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let's eat a bland Oh - crystal pressure

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well not anymore

what are you looking for Ben this are we

needing these are will quarks are we

going to make coconut rum been such a

question at your age no I need them for

my chess game yes

you can't play chess with corks they're

all the same

the wily they will fix I'll trade my pod

for a specially does but I'll Bailey's

too smart for him devil

you're not playing with some evil spirit

are you Ben

there might be some who says he was they

might but no Jim lad old black Jack

flack is as human as me black black the

soleus sea dog ever said Salwa marooned

on yonder Royal Indies plays a main game

of chess but even the next move won't

save him but if he's there and you're

here

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let me see let me see

Oh yet no ridiculous well don't

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of course this is right if I'm not

mistaken this is flapjacks next move

while doing any good no matter which way

turns I'll check write him in two moves

jib line well what's he say hi chefs Jim

lad Jesse's a type of patience what is

it bad

our dare I dare are now hope Black Jack

flack is in trouble

Konami Harkin signing

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no insight no thought for gaga was gonna

make back well there's more than one way

to pluck an albatross wait

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lessons gonna have to wait for another

day Oh Jim could help hmm

two doubloons says that my sand crab

will beat yours by a length doubloons

from the treasure

we ain't got the treasure yet and those

shank rhymes ain't movin I wonder if

there's crabs go well with a nice butter

sauce Wayne we get the treasure

hmm then it'll be two doubloons

interests catchy I need to borrow your

jolly boat do you know and what's in it

for me I've got a drill then what about

this let me hold a sweeter sound you'll

never hear well no we won't

I don't like music these 12 pound

cannonball I got plenty of cannonballs

but there is one thing I caught use me

you bring me young Jim Hawkins map and

I'll let you have the boat serious you

want the boat bring me the map baingan

never betrays his friends

sorry to take up your time you can go

for it did he

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the scoundrel wanting me to steal a Mac

then g*ns now coming safe go psycho just

ask them for it

Jim h* kids might give it to me my he's

a good lad Oh

for the others the others the squire but

he never give it to me then a doctor in

want to know why and then II want to

help but it's too dangerous

that's too dangerous ah Dan a

respecter dangerous

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special today is mutton pie the poor

head dreaming of home

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mutant boy much too dangerous

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gonna be somewhere he does so you can

hide on me I that was a weird dream

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nurse my nap cooks breakfast square

three pals are not a penny more not a

penny I say

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dr. Livesey captain come quickly hurry

Jim are you all right I'm fine but the

map it's gone

Tom Tom as in stolen squad stolen by

those evil pilots actually have enough

to sneak in and steal our map big

cut-rate this is intolerable Jim tell us

what happened I just got up and found

the tree open and the map gone and this

was here not to worry what goes around

comes around

it's signed begun how dare he come

parading in here like like a thief in

the night fire I'll admit the old boy is

by touched but he can't just take other

people's property any time be pieces

this is intolerable so I'm sure it must

be some kind of mistake Ben would never

buy like a goodbye to have a few words

with him a few strong words and that

come on then let's just see what that

old Rosco has to save himself are you

all right Squire bless be for a fatal

real but this exertion will be the death

of me

why are we doing this you wanted to give

Ben a piece of your mind remember ja yes

yes oh I do that's how I shall copy rest

of it

almost there Squire

spread out see if you can find him burn

are you here I think I may have found

our map

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I've lost him

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there is that's it then I'm afraid

it appears that Ben Garner's betrayed us

I'm sorry teeth we'll see who's sorry

well I catch up with big g*n he'll wish

she'd never laid eyes on our map then

when I get my hands old silver perhaps

sooner than you think

they're anchoring of a couple you saw

not yet

it'll take them some time to decipher

the map well that'll buy us some time

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literally known Gupta mercy Dom speaking

into our camp I'll be hanged if I ever

again you're out of my way to help the

poor and unfortunate poor we are already

and will be unfortunate as will if you

lead those pirates to our position

captain Smollett s'right squad do keep

your voice down or they'll be throwing

cannonballs at us

I said how quickly they are intelligent

to resort to violence squaws right

if the treasure falls into Silver's ends

they'll sail away and morones hair

forever perhaps but I see no reason to

give up so easily

by Jove we'll show them a thing or two I

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hate it when they sing that song they

sound so happy they should be they have

the map I can't believe that then

betrayed us I know it's hard to believe

Ben always seemed so so harmless but I'm

ready to give those pirates that fight

of their lives yeah me too I'll see you

later

where you going captain said we're

spending the night here I've got

something to do

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hmm I was afraid of that can't you give

your captain a decent God when he asks

for it if I were Long John Silver where

would I hide a map hide a map in which

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walking down here with little I'll go

easy on you

know what we do with stowaways I'm

losing my patience

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go back to sleep get some rest you're

needed in the morning

what you thinking captain thinking how

nice a hot pie would taste right now

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roost your evil heart for breakfast Jane

sorry Jim wet what have you been doing

I was out making a mess of things what

oh I thought I could switch a fake map

for the real one so everyone wouldn't

hate Oh Ben please all right he's just a

little confused now and then so I swam

out to the Hispaniola and I left the

fake but Long John came back too soon so

I never got the real one well it was a

good idea

oh yeah but what good did it do none

maybe you'll use the wrong map hmm maybe

I'm going to get some sleep okay good

night Jim

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wake up

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coming ashore silver and five six pilots

which way are they heading north then

they got the right Mack Jane told us

remember they've only got the map they

haven't got the treasure and they'll

only get that over my dead body I'm so

silver I can accommodate you on that

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boy this boat I'll make sure you're the

first one to the bottom I hate this part

your hate it worse if they hear you

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my Jack Black Jack where are you

14 15 16 yeah this is a spot

well don't just stand there like a bunch

of ninnies cake dig

they found something I just knew that a

Roscoe Ben could be trusted I guess not

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or to light

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put your backs into it no mateys

we take it back to the ship and then we

divide it they found the treasure

everything we've risk them suffered for

naught if we fight for it

to the death if necessary now let's not

be hasty perhaps there's an alternative

to die I have a plan listen

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it's mine Oh blackjack

you've met an old friend

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oh poor blackjack he lived as he died

rested please good to see you yeah game

yangtze dog it's hard to believe we've

lost everything to that swine crossing I

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knew Ben wouldn't betray us boots

where's the treasure captain we've been

double-crossed you barnacle

i roast of all

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you