02x19 - Knights/Snake Charmer

[bunniefuu]

- What's going on in there?
- SIMON: [gasps]

Alvin, will you please
stay out of here?

I don't want to have
to watch you,

just to make sure you don't
destroy everything.

- Watch me? Destroy?

Who do you think I am,
some kind of a child?

- Alvin, I think you're a witty,
charming, entitled,

selfish, clumsy...

- All right, all right, you
clearly don't know me at all.

- [object shatters]
- Will you just go away?

- All right, fine, I know when
I'm not wanted, okay?

I'll go now.

But I'm gonna find out
what's in there,

because I am a super sleuth.

You forgot to mention that in
my list of character traits.

I'm also agile, incredibly
coordinated, and... oh!

I meant to do that,
because I'm an awesome dancer.

[imitates salsa music]

That's a little salsa number
I'm working on.

[imitates salsa music]

- DAVE: Hey, guys?
- Yes, Dave?

- DAVE: You were supposed
to clean up, remember?

- Oh, sorry, Dave, coming.

- DAVE: Where's Alvin?

- Uh, he's not up here.

- [door closes]

- ♪

- [gasps] I know!

- [buttons beeping]

- ♪

- [gasps]

Oh!

- ♪

- [laughs] Am I a pro or...

- [electrical zapping]

- Still got past all
the other stuff like a pro.

Oh...

- BOTH ALVINS:
[scream]

- What have I done?

- Alvin, Dave said he wanted
you cleaning the dish...

- THEODORE: [screams]
- ALVIN ♪2: [screams]

- Theodore, Theodore,
I need your help.

I don't know what happened.

- Dave?

- Oh, please, Theodore,
no one can know.

I went into Simon's lab and...
and then next thing I knew,

bam, I got hit, and... and when
I woke up, he was here.

- Hi, guys.

[loud gurgling]

What's that noise?

- He's hungry.
Go... go get him food.

- Oh, good idea.

- [quiet gurgling]
And bring two servings.

- [door closes]

- There you are!
- [gasps]

Oh! Hey, hey, Simon.

- All right, what did you do?

- Oh, me? Nothing.

You know, what's going on?

- [muffled chattering, thumping]

- Who's up there with Theodore?

- What? No, no, no one,
why do you ask?

- The sound of two people
jumping and laughing.

- You know Theodore...
always talking to himself.

You know, pretending
he has friends.

[laughing]

[gasps]
Where are you going?

- To my room, if that's
all right with you.

- Oh, Simon, of course,
it's okay

that you would want
to go to your room!

I'll bet Theodore would just...
just love to see you!

- Why are you talking like that?

- Like what?

This is how I always
talk, Simon!

[clears throat]
Okay?

Opening the door now.

- All right, that's it.

- Wee!

Oh, we're jumping, jumping.

Wanna jump with us, Simon?

- No, no, no, thank you.

- [door closes]

- Where is he?

- Hot, hot, hot.

It's hot in there.

- Theodore, you can't
hide him in here.

It's in the middle of the room.

Hey, hey, and you, you...

did you see the other guy
who came in here?

- Yeah.
- Well, that's Simon,

and it's very important,
and listen to me now,

that he never sees you, okay?

He's the enemy.
- He's not the enemy.

- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?

- [object shatters]

- ALVIN ♪1 & THEODORE:
[gasping]

- Oh, that was awesome!
- [objects shattering]

- Okay, just stop it.
Now, now hold, just stop, stop!

- DAVE: Alvin, will you get down
here and do your dishes?

- Yeah, yeah, on my way,
Dave. Sorry.

Theodore, watch him.

- ALVIN ♪2: [laughing]
I'm jumping!

- ALVIN ♪1 & THEODORE:
[scream]

- ALVIN ♪2: I love it!
I love it!

- What does he think he's doing?

- Theodore, go...
go get him.

- You go get him.
- Oh, come on, Theodore.

If people see me with
a copy of myself,

I'll be in double trouble.

- Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

I've gotta do everything
around here.

[screams]
- Theodore!

- Oww!

- ♪ La, la, la, la,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

- What do you think
you're doing?

- THEODORE:
[grunting]

- Now, come on, Alvin.

If I say I need you
to clean your dishes,

I expect you to do it.

- ALVIN ♪2:
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Um, what are dishes?

- THEODORE: [yelps]
- [bushes rustling]

- What are dishes?

All right, let's go.
I'll teach you.

- [gasps] No, I don't want to.

I wanna jump.

- ALVIN ♪1: Theodore,
are you all right?

- Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.

- Come on. We've gotta get
him away from the house.

- DAVE: The sponge, the sponge!
I said the sponge!

- Uh, this one?
- Just give me the sponge!

[frustrated groan]

- ALVIN ♪1 & THEODORE:
Oh, boy...

- Okay, I'm not gonna play
your little game, Alvin.

But when I come back, I want all
your dishes cleaned up, okay?

- Well, could we play a game
after you get back?

- [door slams]

- [objects shattering]

- Come on, we've got to get
you out of this house.

- What? Huh.

Very interesting.

- [gasps] The enemy.

- No, no, no, they're
not the enemy, okay?

They are cool.
They're the good guys.

- I... I... I'm sorry.
You want us to watch him?

But Simon and Dave can't know?

- Yeah, uh, I'm out.
- Please!

I just need him out
of our house.

- Gosh you're beautiful.
- ALVIN ♪1: [gasps]

- Aww. Thank you.

- He doesn't know
what he's saying.

Don't tell her that.
- Why? It's true.

- Oh, Alvin likes Brittany.

- Yeah, she's beautiful.

- Shut your mouth.
- Okay, he can stay.

- DAVE: Alvin!
- Coming, coming, Dave!

Okay, yeah, so, you know,
just watch out 'cause

he can be a little destructive
and loves to break things.

Okay? Bye!
- GIRLS: Wait, what?

- I asked you to clean your
dishes and you break them all?

- No, no, Dave, no, I...
I know this looks bad, but...

but I can explain.

- What did I just say
about helping?

- When... when did you say it?

I mean, recently?
You know, like within...

- That's it, you're grounded.

- No... [crying]
Dave, no.

- No, I don't wanna hear
another word, okay?

I've had it, Alvin.

I don't want you
leaving your room.

- All right.

- Okay, stripes or polkadots?

- I don't know.
You're so beautiful.

I... I think they
both look great.

- Selfie!
- [kisses hand]

- What? No!

- What... what did I just
say about being grounded?

- Dave, no, no,
you don't understand.

- DAVE: Oh, no, no, no,
you don't understand.

- All right, all right,

but I am not responsible
for what's happening.

- Oh, look at all
the pretty colors.

- Okay, this Alvin is like fun.
- I know.

But what do you think
he meant when he said

he was destructive and
likes to break things?

- [object shatters]
- ALVIN ♪2: [gasps]

That looks beautiful, too.
- [object shatters]

- Look, beautiful is everywhere.

- Okay, pretty sure
that's what he meant.

- Oh, let's get him out of here.

Hey, you, you wanna go shopping?

- Well, I like jumping.
Is it like jumping?

- Uh, kind of.
You jump from store to store.

- Yes, yes, then I want
to go shopping.

- ♪

- ♪ Everything seems,
everything seems ♪

♪ To be going okay

♪ Okay, okay, okay

♪ Just another get together

♪ Everyday

♪ Every good time of day

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ Rising up
keeps my timing ♪

♪ No, oh, oh

♪ 'Cause I'm sick
of that style ♪

♪ Sick of that style

♪ Then you came along

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ And shook us all up

♪ Twice the feelings, yeah

♪ Twice the fun

♪ Double trouble

♪ We're in double, double

♪ Trouble, trouble

♪ We're in double trouble

♪ Double, double

♪ We're in double, double

♪ Trouble, trouble

♪ We're in double trouble

- Kevin, Kevin,
listen to me now,

you just have to tell everyone

that Brittany
and I are not dating.

She Photoshopped me
into those pictures.

I wasn't even there.
- [loud thud]

Oh. Kevin, Kevin, I have
to call you back.

- Okay, we saw Dave's
car leaving.

- Well, I hope you're happy

with your little dating
charade, okay?

Because everybody thinks
we're a couple.

- Whatever. We're done
taking care of him.

- ALVINS: Why?

- He ruined our tree house,
our... our clothes, our weekend.

- No, don't...
don't leave me.

- I'm sorry, little guy.
- Little guy?

- I'm just not ready to take
care of a wild card like you.

Okay, bye, bye.

Stay.

No, no, no, no, no, stay.

- [crying] No, wait.

I need to see her.

- Oh, no, you don't.

Now I'm very sorry about this,
but you are trouble, mister.

Like not just, you know,
trouble, trouble,

but I mean like tons
of trouble, okay?

So just stay here and we'll
figure this out in the morning.

- Brittany, help!

- No, no, no, no,
no screaming, okay?

Now, shh. I'll let you
see her in the morning.

- Help, Brittany.

- ♪

- Alvin, Alvin!

- Guess who escaped
and made more of us?

- ALVINS: Surprise!

- Now capture the enemy!
- No, no, no, no, stop!

- Oh, what have you done, Alvin?

- No-o-o-o!

- Okay, you're all right.
You're all right.

- Simon, oh, Simon.

I'm so sorry.

- It's fine, Alvin.

I'm... I'm just glad
everything's okay.

- It is? What happened
to all my copies?

- Copies? Of what?

- The copies of me
that your machine makes.

- Alvin, my machine doesn't
make human copies.

- What?

- It makes unpoppable bubbles.

- [gasps]
That's the best idea ever.

- Well, whatever it does,
I am done being trouble.

Ooh, what is this?

- No, no, don't!

- [bubbles gurgling]
- SIMON: Alvinnn!