03x09 - Curiosity/House Pest

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Oh, Simon,
a package just came for you.

Oh, well, that's great!

Oh, it must be those beakers I ordered!

Oh, just in time
for science camp this weekend!

Oh, right.
You mean Nerd-o-rama?

[chuckles]

Ugh! Seriously? Nerd-o-rama?

That's not even funny, Alvin.

OK, OK, Britt. All right, first of all,
that's not even why I'm laughing.

Wait a second!

Did... did you prank Simon again?

What? Me? No! You know,
not, I would not even...

[all] Alvin!

OK, all right, you know, yes.

All right, yes,
I pranked him, yes.

You know, Alvin, one day,
that's gonna come back to haunt you.

[laughs]

Alvin!

[between gasps for air]
Oh... I'm sorry... Simon.

It's just that you keep falling for it.

I mean, what is this,
the sixth or the seventh time?

Enough is enough, Alvin!
Look what you did!

Thank you, Theodore.

I'm here for you, Simon.

Let me... Let me clean you up.

Hmm, yeah, it's pretty good.

But it's not funny, Alvin!

Wow!

OK, OK, Theodore. Thank you.

Thank you.
That's enough. Thank you.

And, Alvin, you'll get yours!

Mark my words, pal, you'll get yours.

OK, hold still, hold still, Simon.

Ah, yeah.
I'll get you cleaned up.

Don't worry.

Yeah, I... I got this.

Theodore, stop! I'm perfectly
capable of cleaning myself.

[Theodore] OK, but I'm here for you
if you need me!

-You're really brave, Alvin.
-Yeah, yeah, I know, I know...

Uh, wait. Why?

Um, because you're not,
like, totally freaking out

about what Simon
is gonna do to you?

Eleanor, come on!
Simon's not gonna do anything, OK?

He's not a vengeful guy.
He's just blowing off steam.

I mean, I know my own brother.

But you don't really think
he'd try something, do you?

[Brittany] All I know

is that I would not want to be
in your shoes right now.

Yeah. Do you even know
who you're dealing with?

This is Simon!

He could, like, I don't know,

turn you into a toad or something!

I mean, you've seen his lab, Alvin!

He's probably got stuff in there

that would turn your skin
purple, like, forever!

Or, like, make your hair fall out!

Or... or give you terrible gas!

Oh, so that's your problem.

Hey, buddy.
Hey. Hey. How ya doin'?

I just wanted to come in
and say that whole pie thing

that we shared a laugh over,
you know, the two of us, well,

I just wanted to make sure
that we're cool, right?

Alvin, you're my brother.

And although I don't like
when you play pranks on me,

you'll always be my brother.

So, of course we're cool.

Oh, that's great to hear, Simon.
Thank you.

You know, it's so funny,
those guys out there,

they're building this whole problem up...

-As soon as I get my revenge.
-What?

Revenge, Alvin. You know,
retaliation, getting even.

I mean, you do know
what revenge means, right?

Re... re... re... revenge?

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Oh, it's gonna be so nice
to have a relaxing weekend

without looking over my shoulder
every two seconds.

-What's that?
-All it says is,

-"Simon Seville".
-[Dave] Guys, has anyone seen my keys?

Oh, oh, Simon, Simon,
um, what's this?

That's mine. Hands off, OK?
Just leave it alone, Alvin.

Do you think you can do that
for two days and one night?

Yeah, but why not open it now and...

I'll open it when I get back.

[Dave] OK, Simon, let's go.
We're gonna be late for the bus.

-I mean it, Alvin. Hands off!
-Not a problem, Simon, OK?

So, listen,
have a great time at Nerd Camp.

Science camp. Science camp!

Ah, finally!
Some peace and quiet!

-What do you suppose is in it?
-Doesn't matter.

-It's not yours.
-Well, you know what?

This thing has got "revenge"
written all over it.

No, actually it says, "Simon Seville".

Do... do you really not know how to read?

I am not going to just sit here
and wait to be revenged on!

-I'm opening it!
-If Dave finds out

you opened Simon's package,
you're gonna be in big trouble.

Oh, guys, guys!

I know how we can tell
what's in it without opening it!

I'll be right back.

Theodore, remember when Simon
made his own X-ray machine?

OK, let's see...
I turn this on here and then I...

Hmm.
It doesn't seem to be working.

You're probably not doing it right. Here.

Uh...

Uh, what... what is that?

It looks like...

[Eleanor] Doughnuts?

-Theodore, do you chew?
-Only when necessary.

Here. Give me that!

It's not showing anything!

Aw, he made it X-ray proof!

-But something's in there!
-[gasps] Oh, I know!

Maybe... maybe it's a tiny little alien

in, like, a tiny little UFO.

OK, Theodore,
that's exactly the sort of crazy,

ridiculous idea that...

Wait a sec. Maybe you're right.

Ugh! Alvin, it doesn't matter
what's in there.

It's Simon's and clearly
he doesn't want you to open it.

-How do you know?
-Because he told you.

Yes, OK, that's the obvious,
but we have to go deeper here.

Maybe, just, you know, maybe,

he told me that
knowing I would open it.

Or... or maybe he said that
because he knew that I knew

that when he told me
not to open it, then...

[Eleanor] Aaah!

What?
Someone had to stop the madness.

He knew
this would drive me crazy!

'Cause he's in my head!

Do you understand
what we're up against here?

This... this is Simon!
And I'm telling you,

he's like some sort
of evil geek mastermind!

This is what we're up against!
Please! Someone's got to listen!

Oh, OK. Theodore,

your job is to make sure
he doesn't open this package.

Got it?

Yeah, yeah, I've got it.

[Alvin] The package, the package.
I can't stop thinking about it.

What's in the package?

-Aaah!
-Back away from the package

and no one gets hurt.

That's it.

Nice and easy.

Back away from the package,
nice and easy.

There's nothing nice about this.

Aw, man, I'm gonna have to take
some extra precautions.

[Alvin] Oh, no, no.

No, no!

I'm gonna figure out
what's in this package

if it's the last thing that I...

Hey! Hey! What the...

What? No! It can't be!

What's happening?

[roars]

Eleanor's right.
Simon really is a wizard!

Aaah!

Aaah!

[gasping]

Oh...

Hey, guys, I'm gonna go
and pick up Simon, OK?

-I'll be back in a little bit.
-OK, Dave!

[Alvin] Perfect! h*, h*!

Alvin, don't even think about it.

Theodore, I'm done waiting.

No! I... I must stop you!

Code red! Code red!

The package is compromised!

Hey, what the...

Ow! Ow!

Aaah!

No! No!

Ha, ha! Got ya!

[Brittany] Stop!

Get back! Get back, I mean it!

Alvin, don't you dare!

-That is Simon's!
-[Alvin] That's right.

That's right. It's Simon's.
And he'll never use it on me!

[panting]

Hey! What?

[Alvin] Wait. Simon?

Ha, ha, ha! I did it!
I finally got you back!

OK, OK, hold on.
You're kidding me, right?

This is your revenge?

This is what I've been so... so afraid of?

A pie?

Not just one pie, Alvin.
Loads of them.

All flying out of my new invention,
the Pie-n-ator.

h*, h*! Pretty awesome, right?

But... but what about the package?

What are you talking about, Alvin?

Ooh! Oh, that package?

Oh, well, that's what's left of...
well, your birthday present.

Oh.

-[Alvin] Ow!
-[sing-song] Oh, Simon!

I bet you can't hit me!

I'm not gonna hit you, Theodore.

I know!
'Cause... 'cause you can't!

'Cause... 'cause you're a...
you're a big nerd!

-Theodore, I'm not going to...
-So, Simon,

how was your... your nerd camp?

Mmm. Banana cream...

Hey, hey, Simon, did ya learn
a bunch of nerd stuff

at your... at your nerd camp?

Mmm.
Is that all you got, you big nerd?

Woo-hoo!

[door bell rings]

Hello, David!

Oh, hi, Miss Croner.
How are you...

My home has termites!

Oh, gosh, Miss Croner.
That's terrible, but...

So I need a place to stay.

Uh, OK. Uh, for... for how long?

They don't even know
when they can start on it,

-but I need to get out now!
-Right. But, couldn't you stay

-in your house until...
-David!

Are you going to help me
and my kitty cats or not?

Well, well, you know, uh, of course.

Oh, the cats will be thrilled.

They love little Crawford.

Who... who's Crawford?

Ugh! She's going to what?

-Yeah...
-And she didn't say when she's leaving?

-Nope.
-And she's bringing the cats?

Even that mean one
with the weird eye?

-Yeah.
-OK, that's it.

My life is over!

Oh, and by the way,
she's gonna take us all down!

Mark my words!

-[Miss Croner] Doing laundry?
-Uh, yes.

I have a few things myself,
if you wouldn't mind.

-Oh, um... well...
-My basket is upstairs.

No. I wouldn't mind.
Why would I?

Crawford!

-Would you like some tea?
-Uh, sure. OK.

Then make one for me too, please.

Oh. Sure.

-Miaow!
-[Theodore] Aaah!

[Miss Croner] Do you mind
if I check to see when my program is on?

It will only take a moment.

-Oh! It's on now.
-Wait, wait, wait.

Quiet!

[Miss Croner] Sigfried,
may I show you something?

-What is it, Miss Croner?
-My seeing glasses.

I need a very small screw
to go right in here.

Oh, yeah, no, no.
I... I can see that.

Thank you.

I can't believe it.

[Theodore] Aaah!

[Alvin] What are we gonna do?

She's impossible!

You have to ask her to leave, Dave.

Please!
For... for... for our sanity!

Look what she's done to poor Crawford!

I... I mean, Theodore!

Her cats are trying to k*ll me, Dave.

Look, we'll have to make
a few sacrifices while she's here.

Oh, absolutely, Dave.
Don't give it another thought.

We've got to get her out of here!

Oh, yes, yes.
What did you have in mind?

♪ You can run, but there's
no hiding from the truth ♪

♪ When I come for you ♪

Aaah!

♪ Don't you know that I got eyes
on the back of my head ♪

♪ And if I catch you slippin' ♪

♪ I'll be out for revenge ♪

♪ And if you're gonna, gonna
try and run away ♪

♪ You better, better be faster than me ♪

♪ And if you see me
comin', comin' atcha ♪

♪ Then you better, better
take cover, baby ♪

♪ So don't you slow down,
stay sharp, be quick, keep it up ♪

♪ Never ever lose your cool ♪

♪ Now it's time to make your move ♪

♪ You can run, but there's
no hiding from the truth ♪

♪ When I come for you, you ♪

Aaah!

I grew up with seven older brothers,
Erwin.

You don't stand a chance!

[Alvin] She's better than me
at everything!

And... and do you know why?
Because she's ruthless!

She will stop at nothing!

I mean, come on,
she's a guest in our house!

I mean, I mean, I... I think
the proper etiquette is

let the poor kid win at something!

I'm so afraid of her.
I think I see her everywhere!

When I...
when I close my eyes at night.

Or... or in a dark room.

Or right over there, right now.

[gasp]

That actually is her!

Come on, let's cross the street
before she sees us.

What? Wait, wait.
What's she doing with her face?

[Simon] Oh, is that a... uh, a smile?

[Theodore] Can she even do that?

[Alvin] She's obviously
getting good news.

Maybe she can finally
move back into her house!

Come on, guys, let's listen!

[man]
You have a beautiful home, Miss Croner.

It's houses like yours
that make me happy

to be fighting the w*r
on termite damage.

-Well, thank you, Mr...?
-Oh! Russell. Russell.

And do you know how much longer
before I'll be able to move back in?

Well, it might be a while.

I have quite a long waiting list.

[both] It's a street-wide epidemic.

-Jinx!
-Jinx!

[laughter]

Oh, that's funny.
Oh, yes, that's funny.

Oh, well, uh...
I should get back to work.

It was nice meeting you,
Miss Croner.

It was nice meeting you too, Russell.

Hmm. I have an idea.

Guys, guys, I mean, you know, look,

as much as I want her to leave,

we don't want her
to get brokenhearted.

That's definitely
not going to happen, Simon.

She doesn't have a heart,
so you can't break it.

But, as unbelievable as it may seem,

I think there was a spark between
Miss Croner and that exterminator guy.

Anyway, here's all we have to do...

We go talk to this Russell guy

and tell him that Miss Croner said

she would love to have him
over to our house for dinner.

That sounds nice. I'd like that.

[Alvin] Then we go to Miss Croner

and we tell her
that we ran into Russell,

and he mentioned that
he would love to see her again.

Are you sure he said that?

Then I'll make sure he shows up
at our house for dinner,

and we help Miss Croner
put on a perfect evening.

Oh, they'll have so much fun together,

he'll obviously move her
to the top of the waiting list,

and we'll have her out of our house.

Win-win.

OK. Let's do it!

-[Miss Croner] Ow!
-Oh, hold still!

-Is this quite necessary?
-Yes. You have a unibrow.

-And trust me...
-Ow!

-...this is no fun for...
-Ow!

-...me either!
-Ow!

Hmm. You're lucky
I'm not a vain woman.

Aaah!

[Alvin]
You're ruining the whole look here.

Now, put your shoulders back
and stand up straight!

Ahem! May I present the new
and improved Miss Croner!

Are you sure about this?
I... I'm nervous.

Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Miss Croner, relax.
It's gonna be a magical evening.

Trust us.
And, to fit the magical mood,

I've selected some lovely music.
Simon, if you please?

[sultry music]

Now, Theodore will be
watching from the stairs.

You know, to make sure you don't
get food stuck in your teeth.

I'll make sure
your cats don't cough up anything,

you know, unappetising
while you're eating.

Miaow?

Miss Croner, you are going
to have the night of your life!

Well, I don't know how to thank you!

Enjoy!

Where are you going, Miss Croner?

I'm sure Russell is just running late.
I bet...

I bet you set all this up
just to humiliate me!

Another one of your pranks!

Well, I hope you're satisfied.

No, no, Miss Croner,
he said he was coming!

Alvin, you did tell Russell
about the dinner, right?

Of course I did!
This just doesn't make sense.

Where could he be?

[Theodore] There!

He's outside, on the sidewalk.

Aaah!

[Alvin] Hey, Bug Man!
What's the big idea?

Why did you stand up
Miss Croner?

I... I don't know.

Look, I'm just not good
at this dating business.

Look, there's a very sad lady in there

who was very excited to see you,
and you let her down!

And her cats!

Kids, I'm an exterminator.

A classy lady like her would
never go for someone like me.

Tell her I'm sorry.

Oh, this is not how I saw this going.

So, what are we gonna do now?

We have to figure out a way
to get them together.

-I have an idea!
-[Simon and Theodore] No, no, no, no, no.

A little quiet, please.

Hello? Oh, yes, um,
Clever Name Pest Control?

Uh, yes, I have an emergency.

I'd like to report an infestation.

[door bell rings]

Oh, hi, kids.
Uh, I got an urgent call.

Something about an infestation?

Yes, absolutely, Russell.

We are infested with a very sad,
but, you know,

very sweet elderly woman.

Uh, Miss Croner!
You have a caller!

Miaow!

[Alvin] Russell, Russell, Russell,
come on now.

Don't you have something
you want to say to Miss Croner?

Well, I, uh... I, uh...

I like your eyebrows.

[Alvin] h*, h*! Yes!

Um, uh, Russell.
Maybe lead with, "I'm sorry".

Right. Right.

I got nervous the other night,
and I chickened out.

-I'm sorry.
-Well, I should hope you are.

Oh! Um, I would like if we...
like you and I...

ate some food...
at the same time.

Together.

Was that good?

Uh, no. No, that was horrible.

But I think Miss Croner has the idea.

What do you say, Miss Croner?

Eating some food at the same
time together sounds lovely, Russell.

Now, about my termite problem!

Oh, I moved you to the top of my list.

My boys are in there now,
and to show you how sorry I am,

I've decided to repaint your kitchen.

[Alvin] Wait! Wait!

How long would that take?

Well, I'm not as fast as I used to be,

so if you could stay here
another week or maybe two,

a third perhaps, that should
give me plenty of time.

-No! No! No!
-Thank you, Russell.

Miss Croner! Don't we,
as your hosts, have a say in...

[Simon] All right. OK.
Alvin, here we go.

[Alvin] But two weeks? No!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪