03x11 - Independence Day/Opposites Attract

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[electronic sh**ting sounds]

[Dave] Uh, guys, come on, dinner's ready.

Another 20 minutes, Dave.

No. Now.

He's done that three days in a row!

He walks around like he owns the place!

Alvin, he does own the place!

Whatever!
Don't you see what he's doing?

He controls everything we do!
All the time!

Simon, come on,
no texting at the dinner table.

-But it's about homework.
-Then text after dinner.

-But...
-No buts.

Fine.

[Dave] Theodore,

why are you playing with your food?

[Theodore] I'm... I'm not.

Did you eat those chocolate cookies
before dinner?

Not that I recall.

Theodore, I told you,
no sweets before dinner!

[text comes in]

-OK, give me your phone.
-Oh...

Guys, this is
a very pivotal time for us, OK?

And we have to ask ourselves,
are we men or are we mice?

Uh... we're chipmunks.

I... I thought you knew that.

Ugh! Theodore, it's an expression, OK?

The point is, we don't need Dave
always telling us what to do.

I mean, look at the Chipettes.

They get to decide
everything for themselves!

[Dave] Lights out in ten minutes!

Oh, perfect. Thank you, Dave,
for making my point for me.

You know, like when to go to bed.

They go to bed when they feel like it!

They actually go to bed
at nine o'clock.

Oh, really, Simon?
Well, guess what?

It's nine o'clock now
and their lights are still...

OK, all right, well...

You guys ready for bed?

Yes, Dave, we're ready for bed.
You don't have to ask.

Really? 'Cause you still have
your T-shirts and jeans on.

Yes, because on Friday
we sleep in our jeans.

It's Thursday.

[Alvin]
And sometimes on Thursdays, OK.

I mean, you know... Look, Dave,
I mean, is this a problem?

We're trying to go to bed
and all you've got is more rules.

Is it Friday? Is it Thursday?
We'll just do whatever you want.

Look, we're in bed now!
Are ya happy?

Yeah, I like to sleep in my jeans...

on, um, on Thursdays.

OK. All right.
That... that's fine.

Good night, guys.

All right.
Uh, totally not comfortable.

Yeah, scratchy.

[Alvin] Guys! Wake up!

-What?
-[Alvin] Come on, Theodore.

Huh? Where are we going?

h*, h*! You'll see.

-What do you think?
-What are we looking at?

-Our new home!
-Did you say home?

Well, you know,
it will be once we build it.

It'll be our own tree house.
You know, our freedom pad.

Do you think Dave will let us?

Well, you know, maybe not at first.

That's why we have to come at him strong!

We have to be firm and let him know

we won't take no for an answer!

-[Alvin] Agree?
-AGREE!

We want a tree house, Dave!

Yeah, unless, you know,
you don't want us to.

Theodore, come on!
Firm, remember?

-Look, guys...
-OK, Dave,

we already know what you'll say.

You guys already have a home.

Why would you want
to live in a tree?

I couldn't watch over your every move.

I think a tree house would be great.

-But?
-But nothing.

In fact, I can help because I...

Oh, well, thank you,
but the whole point is

we want it the way we want it.

And this is the way we want it!

Wait. What?

Shh! Simon, come on.

I got this, OK?
You're gonna love it.

What's this?

Oh, that? That's a diving board

so that I can jump from the tree
right into our pool.

Alvin, you'll never make that jump!

-Wait. What's this?
-It's a rocket launcher!

-And what's this?
-Oh, oh, that's a spinner.

It is so cool! It spins you
like at 60 miles an hour

and when you push the eject button,
you can actually fly!

Alvin, this sounds very dangerous.

Oh, Dave, since when
is a rocket launcher dangerous?

Well, we'll have to see
about all this, guys.

Well done, Alvin.

Uh-oh, Alvin's jumping
on the diving board again!

N... not again! Alvin!

♪ We are flying high ♪

♪ Zooming through the sky ♪

♪ I won't be falling down ♪

♪ I'll never hit the ground ♪

♪ 'Cause I...
I'm living on the edge ♪

♪ I throw caution to the wind ♪

♪ Are you ready to begin?
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

[Simon] Dave, Dave,
Alvin just ejected himself

and he's heading North
on the 101.

♪ One, two, three, four,
leave your worries at the door ♪

♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪

♪ 'Cause danger
is my middle name ♪

♪ 'Cause
there's nobody stopping us now ♪

♪ Better not close your eyes ♪

♪ You won't wanna be missing out ♪

♪ Missing out, missing out,
missing out, missing out ♪

Dave, Alvin just launched
himself out of the rocket.

♪ 'Cause I...
I'm living on the edge ♪

♪ I throw caution to the wind ♪

[Dave] Aaah!

What if we make the walls
out of Jelly Beans?

-[both] No.
-[Dave] Morning, guys.

Listen, I've been thinking

and I think we should put
this tree house idea on hold.

Great.

-No, no, Dave, you can't!
-Why not?

Why? Uh, Dave, come on,

because we've already
started building. Right, guys?

Oh, yeah, right.

Oh, well, let me see.

No! No, no, no, you can't.
You can't, because, you know,

we want to surprise you, Dave,
and besides,

don't you have
a meeting to get to?

-Well, yeah, but I...
-OK, so it's all settled.

We'll see you
right after your meeting. Bye!

-Bye, Dave.
-[Dave] Wait, I just...

[Alvin] Dave, Dave, bye! Goodbye!

Oh, well, that's just perfect, Alvin!

Now Dave expects to see
something when he gets back.

Well, not a problem,
because I have an idea.

Um, guys, um,
do you think it's safe?

Um... yeah, I'd say so.

[Kevin] I mean, I wouldn't do
a lot of jumping around.

And... and definitely stay
to the right side.

Are you sure your dog
won't miss it?

Nah. My dog's been gone
for like ten years and besides,

he used it more as a poop house.

Ugh! Cool.

-[Dave] Guys!
-Guys! Guys! Get outta here!

-Back here, Dave!
-Hey, guys. What are you...

-Wait. What's that?
-Now, Dave, that's insulting.

It's the beginning
of our new tree house.

It's a dog house.

It might be to you,
but it's a castle to us.

I don't know about this, guys.

Would you please stop worrying?

We'll try it out tonight,

with a little bro bonding in our new pad.

And we'll see you
in the morning.

-Well, what about dinner?
-We already have our dinner

in the dog house... uh, castle.

All right, well,
are you sure it's sturdy enough?

Dave, it's as solid as a rock!

Oh, I'm hungry.

You're just gonna
have to suck it up.

It's important that we prove
to Dave that we're independent

and don't need to run home
every time we're in a little bind.

We should have proved
we're independent after he fed us!

Oh, I'm so hungry.

I'm not gonna make it.

Oh, I'm starving, too.

Oh, wait! Wait a second, guys.
Why don't we just order pizza?

Because we spent all our money
on this stupid poop house!

It's not a poop house, Theodore!
It's a castle!

Whatever.

Guys, guys, what are we thinking?

We have a whole fridge
full of food just a few yards away!

OK, guys, we have enough.
Come on.

Wait! Ketchup!

[footsteps]

It's Dave. Let's get outta here!

[Alvin] Come on!

-You boys hungry?
-Are we? No!

Why are you taking the food?

Oh! Um... Oh, that!

Well, that, you know,
that's for...

for the food drive
at school tomorrow.

Oh, OK, so you weren't
taking food for yourselves?

No!

OK.

Well, why don't you guys
just leave the food here

and I'll put it
in my car tomorrow.

No! No!

Uh, Miss Smith said that
we had to put it in the car.

OK, well, then I'll let you
put it in the car. Tomorrow.

OK, I... uh, guys.
I think we should, you know,

get back to our castle.
Um, Dave, we'll see you tomorrow.

But... Aaah!

[crunch]

-Theodore!
-What's going on?

Theodore has an apple
and he wasn't gonna share!

No!

It's just a little apple!

[Simon] Guys, guys, come on!

[all] Aaah!

Great!
Now look what you've done!

[Dave] Boys!

Come inside.

-[Brittany] So, is Dave still mad at you?
-[Alvin] No.

Oh, he's so mad at us,

he won't even let us play
in the back yard.

h*, h*! That's why it's been
so quiet for the last two weeks.

-Dave?
-Boys, will you come out here?

Uh-oh! What did you do now?

We didn't do anything!

We weren't even outside!

[Dave] Guys!

[gasps] What is that?

[Dave] Oh, that's your new tree house,
including each of your ideas.

Except for the diving board,
rocket launcher and spinner.

-Did you guys know about this?
-[together] Yeah!

Dave, Dave. Um, this isn't
your way of getting rid of us, is it?

I mean, I know I said some things,

um, but I didn't mean it.

I mean, you know,
still one big happy family, right?

Of course, Alvin.

You're gonna be stuck with me
for a long time.

-Yes!
-[Simon] Can we go in?

-Absolutely!
-[Alvin] Me first!

-[Simon] After me!
-[Theodore] No, me!

Well, so much for peace and quiet.

-[Theodore] Look, it's got...
-Coolest tree house ever!

-[Simon] Look at this telescope!
-Geronimo!

[rock music]

[electric crackling]

This is the last time
I'm going to say this!

Stay on your side! I'm working
on a breakthrough invention

that could change the world
while you... you tap dance!

Guys, please. That's enough!

I can't take the fighting any more!

-[together] That's because...
-No!

It's been going on for days!

All I'm trying to do is
just practise my dancing and...

Wait a minute.

Is that the project
I told you was too dangerous?

Dave! Dave!
How can you say it's dangerous

when you don't even understand
what it is?

-I said no!
-But it's not dangerous and...

OK, two things are going to happen.

One, shut down this experiment now!

And two, I want you both
to stop fighting!

Could not agree with you more, Dave.
No more fighting.

-Let me go!
-You let me go!

-Will you stop it?
-You stop it!

-I'm not even touching you!
-OK, wait. Wait, Alvin.

Something's wrong!
I think we're stuck together!

What? What are you talking about?

-What's happening?
-The machine!

We've been magnetised!

All right, just, you know,
then unmagnetise us!

-The machine is broken!
-So put it back together!

-I can't be stuck to you!
-Will you just be quiet?

I have to figure out how to fix this.

Oh, great! I'm missing a piece
that took me forever to make.

Not listening! Just fix it!

-Hey, guys!
-Shut the door! Shut the door!

But Dave's coming up to check on us.

-No, no, he can't!
-Why?

Don't tell him.

Well, we don't have time
to go into details, but...

[Dave] Hey, guys!

Don't tell Dave either!

-What's going on?
-Oh, nothing.

Just, you know, having a little fun.

Oh, great, OK. Well, it looks
like you two are getting along.

Like two peas in a pod, Dave.

What's going on over there?

Oh! Well, that, we were, just, you know,

taking the machine apart,

you know, just as you had requested.

-Is that glass on the floor?
-Oh, well, I don't know.

You know,
let me go over and check it out.

Um, Alvin, should we go and look?

Yeah, that's it, Dave.
That's broken glass all right.

But it's not like sharp
edges of glass are dangerous!

Alvin, go get the broom.

Right, and I'll go with him, Dave.

He can go by himself, Simon.

Dave, come on,
we've just started getting along.

You know,
now you want to separate us?

-Fine.
-OK, Alvin. Come on, let's go.

-Well, I'll go when you go.
-Here we go!

Alvin and Simon
are really getting along, Dave.

They... they slept together
in Simon's bed.

Well, you know, that's
because Alvin has a lot of junk

-on his messy, messy bed.
-Ha, ha, ha!

Which is just the way I like it.

Well, I'm impressed!

How'd you work out
your disagreements?

Well, Simon admitted
that everything was his fault

and I graciously
accepted his apology!

Well, you'd better be nice to me, Simon,

because I have the upper hand!

-Guys!
-Theodore, what are you doing?

I want to be close, like you and Simon.

Theodore, no!

-It's not what it...
-Don't tell him!

What?

[Miss Smith]
Let's pick up the pace, boys.

Go ahead, Theodore.

If anyone asks why
we're stuck together, just say...

Simon, I don't need
lying lessons from you!

Are you two going to join us

or are you going to lie
on the floor and chat during class?

-[gasps] Is that an option?
-No!

What... What are you d...
Sit at your own desk!

Oh, uh, Miss Smith, we can't do that.

-And why is that?
-Oh, well, we... we'd rather not say.

Sit at your own desk.
I'm not going to ask again.

I was hoping I wouldn't
have to involve you,

-but, well, the truth is...
-Alvin, no!

Simon got himself in,
well, a bit of trouble.

-What?
-With some bad dudes.

He made some poor choices,
as goody-two-shoes often do...

-What?
-...and made some bets

that he couldn't pay.
And, well, now they're after him.

-Alvin!
-Anyway, long story short,

I gotta protect my brother.
You know, gotta stay very close.

Otherwise, who knows what could happen?

These guys are dangerous!

Simon, you want to tell me
what's really going on?

Um... You know, what he said, Miss Smith.

I need Alvin's protection.

Oh, my!

[bell rings]

That was the dumbest excuse
I've ever heard!

-I need your protection?
-Yeah. See ya!

Where do you think you're going?

To soccer practice!

I don't have time for soccer practice!

Well, too bad!

♪ You are hot and I am cold ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh! ♪

♪ You are new and I am old ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh! ♪

♪ But what is stop without go? ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh! ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh! ♪

♪ Can't have dark without the light ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh! ♪

♪ Wouldn't be a day without the night ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh! ♪

♪ But what is yes ♪

♪ Without no? ♪

♪ I don't know, no, I don't know ♪

♪ Just a fraction of the whole ♪

-♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh! ♪
-♪ Sayin' we're just pieces ♪

♪ Pieces of a bigger picture, baby ♪

♪ Could be toxic
or could be the magic mixture ♪

♪ Without you, there's no me ♪

♪ Baby, tell me what to do ♪

I'll call the science department
at the university

and see if someone there
can help me figure this out.

What? What are we doing?

Theodore, could you
leave us alone for a second?

-Why?
-We must figure something out.

-What?
-Oh, Theodore, Theodore,

what do you say
you run over to the cafeteria

-and get us some cookies?
-Oh! OK!

-[voice on phone] University, hello?
-You're welcome.

Oh, please.
Oh, oh, yeah, hello, hello.

Um, could you please connect
me to the science department?

-Where are we going?
-Oh, Theodore, sorry.

Could you leave us alone again
for a second?

Again? Why?

Well, uh, I was,
uh, we were going to...

Oh, oh, Theodore, could you
buy us three more cookies?

Oh, OK!

-You never learn, do you?
-Come on, Alvin. We really lucked out!

Two guys from the science
department will help us!

I told them to meet us
by the basketball courts.

Why do we have to be so secretive?

He said he'd be in trouble

if anyone finds out
he's stuck to his brother.

Look, if this kid is for real,

then we'll be part
of a scientific breakthrough.

Now, all we gotta do is find him.

Excuse me,
do you young men belong here?

Oh, we were just looking for someone.

Who is that?

Oh... Simon Seville, ma'am.

Oh, uh-huh.
And what do you want with him?

Well, we can't say, but...

You stay away from him,
you hear me?

No, he got in trouble and...

Not as much trouble as you'll be
in if you go anywhere near him!

That goes for you too!
Now get outta here!

[student] Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Do you think they're lost?

They should be able to find
the basketball courts!

I mean, come on, Simon.

Have you got the dumbest
scientists on the planet?

They're not coming, OK?
So, come on, let's go.

Guys, your cookies!

[squabbling]

Guys?

Wait, hold on.
Some crazy lady threatened you?

Yeah, right!

OK, look, I'm going to leave a ladder

outside my bedroom window
tonight, all right?

So, if you could come after ten o'clock,

I'd really appreciate it.

[Theodore]
Alvin and Simon are always together.

What are they doing?

I don't know,
but they're eating a lot of cookies.

-What did I tell you?
-I was just trying...

-What did I tell you?
-You don't understand, we...

I know what you were doing
and I won't have it!

[Miss Smith] You understand me?
Now get outta here!

-Wait, is... is that Miss Smith?
-[Miss Smith] Go!

[Simon] Miss Smith,
what are you doing here?

I came to help you
with your little problem.

-Eesh!
-What does that mean?

-It means I took care of it.
-What did you take care of?

The two scientists?

The less you know, the better.

No... Miss Smith,
I didn't want you to do anything!

And if anyone comes around
asking questions,

that's exactly
what you say to them. All right?

I'll see you boys Monday.

Oh...

[student] What's wrong with you?
You got this crazy lady chasing us.

-This some kind of sick prank?
-No! No, no, Zac.

Listen, honestly,
it wasn't a sick prank!

If you'll just let me...

[line falls]

...explain.

Oh, great!
Now I'll have to reorder the parts,

-recreate that piece...
-Is this it?

Where did you find this?

Under some junk
on my messy, messy bed.

Oh, great job, Alvin!
OK, let's get started.

We're having fun!

[electric crackling]

What was that?

-Are you all right?
-We're separated! You did it!

-[Theodore] Where are we going?
-Time for bed, Theodore.

[gasp] IT'S DAVE!

[Theodore] Did the troll
get away from the witch

and turn into a leprechaun?

[snoring]

-What are you doing?
-What do you mean?

You can sleep in your own bed now.

Oh, oh, right.

-Hey, hey, Alvin?
-Yeah?

-Thanks.
-No problem!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪