03x17 - Switcheroo; The Paperboy

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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

I... I'm dying!

Theodore, you're fine, OK?
Just get up!

[Theodore] I'm... I'm not fine!

The pizza was supposed
to be here two hours ago!

I'm... I'm literally starving.

Theodore, you can't say
you're literally starving,

because, literally, you're not!

Tell that to my stomach!

-[door bell rings]
-Oh, thank goodness it's here!

Sorry I'm late!
But, the pizzas, they are free.

I... I literally almost died.

I'm so sorry.
My last employee quit.

So now I'm doing everything.

I take the orders,
I bake the pizzas, I deliver the...

Scusi.

-Pizza King.
-Where's our pizzas, man?

Yes, yes, sir, sir. I'm sorry.
We're running behind today.

Poor guy.

Guys, we can't take these pizzas
for free.

Here ya go. Oh, and...
and please keep the change.

Grazie. Thank you.
That's so nice of you.

Yuk. It's cold.

And hard as rock.

I think I just broke a tooth.

A cardboard box would be tastier.

I'm on my way.
I'll be there soon.

There's just gotta be a better way.

Oh, oh, cheesy...

sauce...

mushrooms...

Oh, pizza! Oh!

-[robotic voice] Hello, pizza lover.
-[both] Aaah!

Gentlemen, I'm so excited!

I give you the future of food delivery!

The Pizza Dash 100!

Yeah, hate to break it to you, pal,

but delivery drones already exist.

Yes, yes, I know, Alvin.

But mine doesn't just deliver pizzas,

it assembles and cooks them as well!

Hey! Not bad!

So good!

[gasps] Cheese!

Theodore!

I don't understand.
You boys are looking for jobs?

I can't afford to pay you.

Oh, no, no, not...
We're not here for jobs.

Um... We actually came
to show you something

that can solve all your problems!

The Pizza Dash 100

does everything from answer
the phone to deliver the pizzas!

[dials]

[robotic voice]
Hello, pizza lover.

How can the Pizza King
tackle your taste buds today?

Uh, yes!
One cheese pizza, please.

One cheese pizza, with cheese.
Is that correct?

No, no, just one cheese pizza.

OK, two greasy pizzas. Is that correct?

-No. Not... not greasy pizza.
-Greasy.

-Not greasy
-Extra grease.

-Cheesy!
-Greasy.

-Cheese!
-All grease.

-Cheese! Got it?
-Got it.

One cheese barista.
Is that correct?

Alvin, Alvin,
you have to enunciate clearly.

Simon, I a-m e-n-u-n-c-i-a-ting!

Hello. I would like one cheese pizza

with pineapple and jalapeños.

One cheese pizza
with pineapple and jalapeños.

Is that correct?

Yes! Yes! Yes! That's correct!

But we don't have jalapeños.

Oh, well, that doesn't matter at all.

You see,
this drone is A.I. Equipped,

which means it gets increasingly
intelligent over time

and it'll search
for the ingredients it needs.

All you have to do

is put the ingredients
into their designated cartridges.

-How easy is that?
-Thank you! Thank you!

You're welcome?

All right, boys.
Time for the first test run.

[robotic voice]
Hello, pizza lover.

How can the Pizza King
tackle your taste buds today?

[all] Yes!

Hello, Pizza Dash 100?

We'd like to order
two large cheese pizzas

for delivery to the Seville residence.

Oh! Oh! With pineapple!

And pineapple.

And potato chips!

And potato chips...
but, but just on half.

The Pizza Dash 100 will drop
those pizzas off in 30 minutes.

h*, h*, h*!
Gentlemen, get ready for pizza!

[Alvin] Uh, Simon,

where's the pizza?

This time, I... I literally am starving.

Well, maybe something's wrong
with the GPS system

and it can't find our house.

I... I'd better check.

Do you see anything?

I don't understand.

The drone should be here.

[Theodore] Uh, this isn't how
it's supposed to happen, is it?

At least you got your potato chips.

But where's my pineapple?

Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Oh! Oh, there it is!

Ha, ha!

Alvin, just stop it!
This is serious.

I made dozens of these pizza drones!

Simon, come on,
don't take it so seriously.

It's kinda funny.

OK. Not funny any more.

[gasps] Look!

The whole fleet is malfunctioning! Run!

Miaow!

What? Hello!

There must be a bug

in the mainframe at the pizza parlour.

Well, let's go!

Hold on!

[crying]

-Where's the Pizza King?
-Oh. Oh, yeah. Uh...

Yeah, no.
He's like, "I'm done with this,"

and went on vacation.

He's on vacation?

Call him!

-Pizza King.
-Uh, hey, bro.

Tell him he needs to come back now!

Um, there's this little guy,

and he says you have
to come back, like, now.

Uh-huh. OK. OK. Thanks, bro.

When will he be here?

Um, he says he's actually, like,
not on vacation. He, uh...

He retired.

What?

Where's the Pizza King?
It is a w*r zone out there!

What's going on?

For some reason
the drones are turning on us!

I just need to figure out...

Oh, hello!
There's no time to figure things out.

This town is being pelted by pizzas, OK?

These drones have got to go!

OK, OK. We're on it!

[Chipmunk song playing]

[laughs] Well, boys.
That's the last of the drones.

Mission accomplished!

[robotic voice] Who wants pizza?

S... Simon... What...

Oh, no!

What... what is that?

Oh, no!

Simon! Snap out of it!

The drones, they learned.

It's the A.I. chip.

Speak English!

OK, OK.

Remember how I said these drones
are capable of learning?

They've figured out our moves

and are now forming
one gigantic super-drone!

[robotic voice] Who wants pizza?

We have to go up
against that thing?

We're gonna need a bigger ship!

Incoming!

-Now what?
-We... we figure something out!

This is the police! I order you
to stop in the name of the law!

OK. I'm gonna sit this one out.

Reverse!

Abandon ship!

Whoa! Never mind!

Brace yourselves, guys.
We're about to be covered

with the largest, greasiest,
cheesiest pizza in the world!

Pizza drone, please stop!

[robotic voice]
One pizza scone with extra cheese.

-Is that correct?
-[Theodore] No!

Yes! Uh, yes!
Liquorice and berries!

And pineapple! And carrots!

[robotic voice] Computing... Please hold.

Simon, Simon, what are you doing?

That pizza's gonna taste gross!

The drone is still taking orders,

so we overload it.

Oh! Yes! Yes! Brilliant!

-Guacamole!
-Ice-cream!

-Jam.
-Guava! Bubble gum!

-Artichoke!
-Gummy bears!

-Brussels sprouts!
-Strawberries!

[robotic voice] Cannot compute.
Error. Error. Error. Error.

Freeze, sucker!
Put your hands up, ya hear me?

You messed with the wrong cop,
buddy boy!

I'll take it from here, boys!
Good work!

Yes, sir, I'm with the drone now.

Took it down single-handedly.

Not a big deal, but thought
it should go on record.

-Great work! Wait right there!
-Yes, sir. I'll wait here.

Oh! Oh! Dave! Dave!

I had the craziest dream last night!

I dreamt I was at this huge arena,

and in the middle of the arena

is a giant pool filled with live sharks!

Anyway, anyway, I'm, you know,
way up on this platform

on my skateboard and there's a...

Dave? Dave, are you with me?

I'm at the most exciting part
of the dream!

[snores]

Oh, Dave!

Uh-huh. Dave fall asleep
over his oatmeal again?

Yep. So he's brought this on himself.

Yeah. The old oatmeal moustache.

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, Alvin!

When Dave falls asleep
over his oatmeal,

it's usually because he was up all night

doing something for us.

Uh, Simon, not now, OK?

I'm about to give Dave
his own epic dream.

Whoo... Dave.

You must go to the bathroom-room
and shave your moustache.

Guys!
I had the coolest dream last night...

[whispering] Theodore, please!
This is Dave's dream.

[gasps] It is?

Wow!

Now, Dave, pick up your shaver

and look into the mirror... mirror...

[snores]

[talks in his sleep]

Yes, yes, Dave.
Look deep into the mirror,

where you see
a giant spider on your head!

Aaah!

Alvin!

Oh, wow, Dave's dreams
are just like real life!

Ugh! Simon, look, I cleaned out
the basement last night,

but it still needs a good sweeping.

And... and make sure Alvin helps.

Hey, Simon,

did you notice Dave had
a moustache made out of oatmeal?

Yes. Yes, I did.

Man, dreams are so weird!

Where's Theodore?

Oh, I have no idea.

The last time I saw him,

he said he was looking for Dave
to wake him up.

What does that mean?
Dave went to work an hour ago.

Simon, it's Theodore.

Half the time I don't know
what he's talking about.

Oh, looks like Dave found
an old box that was worth keeping.

-Huh! I wonder what's in it.
-Well, only one way to find out.

Can we please finish sweeping up
the basement first?

Oh! How cool!
A bunch of antique Frisbees!

OK. Kinda cheap.

Alvin, those aren't Frisbees.

They're old 45s.

You know, records. Singles.

-There's music on them!
-On this thing?

Hey, the label says, "Seville
and the Screaming Caterpillars".

OK. Hold on.
When did Dave have long hair?

Here's another one with Dave on stage

with a giant purple caterpillar
behind him!

Simon, Simon,
do you know what this means?

Dave was in a band we never knew about?

No.

It means once upon a time, Dave,
our Dave, was cool!

I mean, look at him!

Oh, no. Oh, no.
What if it's our fault?

I mean,
what if Dave was this really, you know,

this really cool guy and then,
you know, we came along

and turned him into a nerd?

Oh, Alvin. Come on.

OK, look, look.
Here's what we'll do, OK?

We'll try to get in touch
with his old band members.

It shouldn't be too hard.

-Oh, hey, guys.
-Theodore, where have you been?

Uh, I've just been looking for Dave

so I can, you know, wake him up.

You do know that Dave went
to work over an hour ago, right?

Oh, yeah. I know that.

But... but that was the dream Dave.

I'm looking for the real Dave.

-See what I'm talking about?
-Yeah.

OK, so let's go call
the Screaming Caterpillars.

[gasps] Screaming caterpillars?

Oh, man! I gotta find Dave
and wake him up

before this turns into a nightmare!

So, we'll do a search for
"The Screaming Caterpillars".

Oh! They're still a band!

OK. Concert schedule.

And...

Oh! Oh, my gosh!

What is it?

Well, you're not gonna believe it!

They're playing right here
in town at one o'clock today!

Oh, oh, but that's great! Where?

[Alvin] What? Simon,

are you sure this is the right place?

Edward! Oh!

Not really the crowd I would expect
for Screaming Caterpillar.

Well, it looks like this is the place.

It's show time!

Aaah!

Um, uh, fellas? Fellas?
Um... Hey!

Um, would you happen to be
The Screaming Caterpillars?

Ya see, Skins!
I told you we still get recognised!

"Go to school," Mama said.
"Get an education.

You'll make it far in life."

Oh, why didn't I listen?

♪ You never listened
to your mama! ♪

Anyway, to answer your question,

we are, in fact,
The Screaming Caterpillars.

But if you want an autograph,

wait till after the show.

Oh, no, that... No, there...
We're actually here, uh,

because we were wondering, um,

if you used to have someone
named Dave Seville in your band?

OK, this interview is over!

Interview?

Sorry, guys. Cobb never forgave Dave
for quittin' the band.

He... he quit?

Look, we need to go humiliate
ourselves for 45 minutes.

Um, meet me after the show.
I'll fill you in.

OK, well, look.
As long as we have to wait anyway,

might as well watch their show.

Well, couldn't hurt.

Are you ready to rock,
Golden Meadows Retirement Home?

[sickly cough]

OK, then we'll...
we'll just assume that's a yes.

[singing starts]

Bingo!

[Alvin] Wow! You guys were great!

Would you gentlemen be available
to come over for lunch?

So, you know, you guys could,
you know, reminisce with Dave.

Yeah, about the glory days
of The Screaming Caterpillars.

OK, I'm shuttin' it down!

This interview is over!

Oh, he's a temperamental Englishman.

He's actually from Detroit.

Where's he going?
The van is right here.

Don't worry. He'll be back.

I think I'll take you up
on that lunch, though.

I'm famished!

♪ I'm famished too! ♪

♪ But I hope you have
gluten-free bread ♪

♪ And almond milk,
because I'm lactose intolerant! ♪

Hey, guys.

Hi, Theodore. What's up?

Well, I'm just looking for Dave
so... so I can wake him up

and... and get out of this dream

before... before the screaming
caterpillars show up.

Uh... Jeanette,
you wanna take this one?

Theodore, what are you talking about?

Dave went to work, like, hours ago.

Yeah, but that was dream Dave.

The real Dave is...
is sleeping somewhere.

Oh, if... if I could just find him.

Oh, I see. Uh, Eleanor?

Yeah, I got this.

You know, Theodore,
if this really is a dream,

then you're part of that dream
and you'll never be able to find Dave,

because he's in the real world
and you're in the dream world.

And when Dave finally does
wake up, you'll no longer exist.

None of us will exist.
In fact, guess what?

This conversation right now
is not even happening.

[mind-blown sound]

Bam!

So, so, Skins, um,
I was just wondering, you know,

why Dave left the band.

You know, if it's because
he didn't have the charisma,

the star power, you know,
that you need to wow the group,

you know, I totally understand.

I mean, come on,
he's kind of a nerd.

Quite the opposite, actually.

♪ Dave was a rock god ♪

No! No! Simon, it's true!

Dave was cool, and then we came along
and made him lame!

[sobs] And ruined his dreams
of being a rock star!

[Dave]
OK, that's not what happened at all.

Oh, Dave! Good to see you, man!

Nice to see you again, Skins.

I hope you don't mind,
but your kids invited us over.

♪ They didn't have almond milk ♪

♪ But I'm loving this coconut water ♪

-Hey, Barry!
-[Alvin] But, Dave,

if you were a rock god,
why would you quit?

Dave was tired of travelling
around with the band.

He said he wanted people
to love him for being him,

and not because he was
a Screaming Caterpillar.

Looks like he got
what he wanted.

OK, Dave, Dave, hold on!

Who in their right mind
gives up their glory days for...

for love?

Well, I did.
And those weren't my glory days, Alvin.

These are.

♪ Oh, this is super emotional ♪

♪ I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna cry now ♪

[Theodore] So, since this is a dream,

I can put on lots of chocolate syrup,

and take a little more ice cream...

Oh, oh! And I'll have
a few more cookies, and I'll...

Um, is this David Seville's house?

Yes. Um, who... who are you?

I'm one of The Screaming Caterpillars.

[gasps] You are?

In the flesh. Impressed?

No, no, not... not at all.

I was expecting a lot more.

You... you just look
like a regular person.

What? Why is this family so...
so hurtful?

Wow! Dreams can be so weird!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪