03x19 - Talking Teddy's Revenge; Snail-A-Palooza

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

Um... Hello? Who's there?

Come out where I can see you.

[alien voice] Gramblla-goo-ga-lick.

Um... could you repeat that?

I didn't quite understand you.

[alien voice] Gramblla-goo-ga-rock.

OK. Um, not much better.

Aaah!

[laughter]

Alvin, would you care to share
what you were daydreaming about?

Oh, uh... no, no.
Sorry, Miss Smith.

So, as I was saying, in the 1930s,

a man named Orson Welles
went on the radio

and announced
that little green men from outer space

were invading our planet.

And many people believed him
and panicked.

Ha! How could anyone be
so stupid as to fall for that?

Everyone knows
there's no such thing as aliens!

-How do you know?
-How do you know there are?

-How do you know there aren't?
-How do you know...

Boys, it's way too early for this.

Go ahead. Try and prove it.
I'll bet you a million dollars.

Oh, you're on!

All right, stop.
Neither of you has a million.

No, I do.

Well, I'm not allowing you
to bet for money!

OK, then I bet you your dignity.

Fine!

Huh. Glad that's over.

Oh, can you believe Bocarter?
No such things as aliens. Ha!

Of course there are aliens!

So... um, Alvin?
How does someone lose their dignity?

Bocarter is going down!

So, if you lose your dignity,

can you find it again?

So, I'm gonna need your help, Theodore.

And we're gonna need backup.

-And that means I need...
-Dignity?

Uh, no... Simon.

-OK.
-Aaah!

-That is award-winning focus.
-Alvin, what do you want?

Oh, well, I just wanted to say
how proud I am of you for,

you know,
for just following your dreams.

You know, building inventions
that no one understands or needs,

for reading books
that no one else reads,

not even the people who wrote them...

This wouldn't have anything to do
with you needing to prove the existence

of extra-terrestrial life, would it?

Oh, oh, no. Not at all. No. No.

I just need your help
proving aliens exist.

That's what I said.

Oh, you did?
Where... where was I?

Never mind, Alvin.

Yes, I'll help, OK?

Because, for once,
I believe you're right.

Oh, that's great! Fantastic!

Theodore, you hear that?

Yeah! Alvin gets to keep his dignity!

Once he finds it.

Um, any luck, Simon?
Did you find 'em yet?

Alvin...

I'm just gonna go wait outside.

The suspense is k*lling me,
Simon! k*lling me!

Alvin!

OK, fine. I'll leave you alone.

That's a rocket ship, right?
We're going to their planet?

Alvin!

Honoured guests, allow me
to present the first step

toward intergalactic contact!

-Looks like a satellite dish.
-That's because it is.

OK, well, that doesn't help me, Simon.
I need an alien!

Alvin, this satellite dish
is going to help us find one.

Believe me, if any aliens
are talking out there,

we will hear it right here!

Guys! Guys! Do you hear that?
It's aliens talking!

Alvin, please just relax, OK?
That's a pulsar.

So, when are we going to hear
some real jibber jabber?

You have to be patient, Alvin.
All right?

So, all we can do is listen.

OK, OK, I can do that.

Theodore, Theodore, listen.

No. You listen.

Sure is quiet out there.

Theodore, it's because space is,
you know, is really big.

How big?

Really big, OK?

Oh, oh. Hold on, hold on.
I think I hear something.

[muffled] Boys! Dinner!

Theodore, did you hear that?

That was like an alien father
calling his children to dinner!

[Dave] Boys!

Guys, come on, it's dinner time.

Dave! An alien dad

just said the same thing
across the galaxy!

Ugh! It was Dave, Theodore.

Oh.

Um, no, no, Theodore.
I mean, remember?

You take the sum
and then you just divide it by two.

[door opens]

Simon! Simon!
I still haven't heard a peep out there!

Is that normal?

Alvin, you can't expect
to hear something right away!

It could take months, years, decades

before we hear something.

Decades?

My bet with Bocarter
is up in three days!

Don't worry, Alvin.
You can have some of my dignity.

Simon says I have lots of it.

-Hold on one second, please.
-Mommy, look at me!

I'm sorry, can you do something?
Mother, can you stop this?

-Mommy!
-He's just going around like...

He's driving me crazy! Hello?

Hey, hey!
Bo, Bocarter, buddy, old pal...

No!

How can you say no
when I haven't even asked a question?

You're right. Please. Go ahead.

I'm thinking, you know,
we should extend our bet

for, you know, just,
I don't know... like, a decade?

-[Bocarter] Still no.
-All right, all right.

I realise that sometimes
our first impulse is to say no, but...

Tell you what, you won't have to lose
your dignity any more.

You'll just have to wear
my little brother's bunny suit

in front of the whole school.
How's that?

But that's the same thing!

[laughs]

I know.

[Chipmunk song playing]

[panting]

Perfect.

Aaah!

Oh, whatcha doing?

Oh... Oh, well... Um...

Simon asked me to pick up
a couple of things for him.

Hmm, that's funny.

'Cause Simon's at the library, Alvin.

OK. I'm borrowing these things,

because I can't let Bocarter
win the bet! I just can't!

Will you help me?

OK. How?

Hmm. That was easy.

In three, two, one. Go!

Hi. I am Glygor,
from the planet Zoltan.

OK, Theodore, cut, OK?

Look, you're an alien, remember?

You're sounding like a kid.
You have to be scary!

Well, what kind of alien am I?

Scary.

But from what planet?

It doesn't really matter, OK?
But you're from Zoltan.

Where's that?

I made it up, Theodore.

So, let's try this again.

Scary Alien, take two!

OK, "scary" alien.

Uh, uh...
What did I have for lunch?

Why do you need to know that?

Because it helps me
get into the role.

Oh. OK, well, look,
if this will help, fine, all right?

You had a delicious Blookabalaf loaf.

Oh, was it good?

Yes, yes, it was delicious.

You went on about how it was
your favourite meal ever, OK?

You've never had anything so delicious
on the planet Zoltan, OK?

Now, please!
Just read the script I wrote!

I am Glygor, from the planet Zoltan

in the Andarmaidara Galaxy.

I am using a universal translator

so your simple human minds

can understand our complex
and intricate language.

I still don't see why we have
to use my balloon collection.

You're k*lling me with these questions!

I don't have time
to buy balloons, that's why.

Oh, but... why am I the only one
blowing them up?

Because they're your balloons!

Oh. Right. That's right.

There, the last one.

Excellent.

And... blast off!

What kind of balloons are these?

Why aren't they floating up?

Because you need helium.
Everybody knows that.

[gibberish in a squeaky voice]

Will you please just focus?

[high voice] OK. Sorry.

Three, two, one!

I am Glygor, from the planet Zoltan

in the Andarmaidara Galaxy.

I am using a universal translator

so your simple human minds

can understand our complex
and intricate language.

-Isn't this sort of cheating?
-No, no, Theodore, it isn't,

because there are aliens out there, OK?

We just don't have the time to prove it.

Oh. Right.

Alvin! You won't believe it!
We have contact!

-I... I heard an alien voice!
-Oh, that's amazing!

Come on, quick! Hurry!

-Will you stop with the look?
-Tell him the truth.

I can't do that.
He'd be so upset.

You're giving me that look again.

Maybe because you deserve it.

And it was at this location
that I first picked up the signal.

You heard it here, folks.

Simon Seville
has made contact with aliens.

Let's hear what they have to say.

I am Glygor, from the planet Zoltan

in the Andarmaidara Galaxy.

Oh, uh, Simon, I need to talk to you.

It's kind of important.

As you can see, I'm a little busy.

I am using a universal...

Is that Theodore?

Ha, ha! Amazing!

...can understand our complex...

[Dave] Boys! Dinner!

Who was that?

Alvin!

h*, h*, h*!
I'm going to enjoy this.

I know you're out there!

Why won't you talk to me?

So, should we talk to them?

No. This is too fun to watch.

[laughter]

[Brittany] "So, what are Britt's Picks
for fashion tips?

Well, readers, this season
it's all about bright colours!

So, embrace them! Celebrate!

Be original and don't be afr..."

Argh!

Argh! This can't be happening!

[Eleanor] What's wrong?

My stupid, ancient,
annoying computer froze!

Again!

Have you been up all night again, Britt?

[sighs] Yeah. Pretty much.

You kinda look like you're getting sick.

Wow! Thank you, Eleanor.

I just can't believe
it keeps crashing on me!

Well, I'm sure
your readers will understand.

Uh, no.

They will not understand.
They're depending on me!

But you wouldn't know
anything about that,

since you haven't even read my blog.

-[slams door]
-I will read it! Honest!

Busted.

So, can... can you fix it?

Simon, talk to me!

Brittany, please.

I... I need a little quiet.

You said that two minutes ago.

And yet you keep talking.

You know, if I wrote a blog,
I'd tell my readers, "Hey, guys,

do the exact opposite
of what Brittany says."

Oh, really?

Yes, really!

I'd call it,
"Alvin's Awesome Answers".

Ooh, I like that.

Uh-huh.

So, uh, how are we comin', Simon?

[Simon] Well, I fixed it temporarily,
but I may need to order...

Oh, thank you!

Wait! A new part.

"Dear readers,

you know, we tend to be overly
critical of our looks,

and forget to embrace
what makes us unique,

whether it's your glasses,
which can totally be geek chic,

frizzy hair, which, by the way,
is making a comeback,

or a nose which isn't
particularly petite,

but adds character and beauty,
and..."

No, no, no, no!
This can't be happening again!

Atchoo!

Brittany! What's wrong?

I have to...
[sneezes]

...finish my post,

but my computer is frozen again!

OK, OK, look.
I'll take it to Simon.

But, Britt, you need to rest.

Atchoo!

I guess a little nap wouldn't be so bad.

[Simon] And we're finished!

Tell Brittany she won't have
any problems from here on.

Thanks, Simon!

[Jeanette] It's as good as new, Brittany!

Oh, OK.

I need to write. Post...

No, no. You sleep.
I'll post it for you.

[Brittany] "For this week,
let's look at shoelaces."

Shoelaces? No, no, no.

[Jeanette] "Hello, readers.
You know, I was thinking...

fashion advice
is all well and good,

but let's not forget
the benefits of volunteer work

and protecting the environment!

So, I have a few ideas
on how all of us can pitch in!"

[Kevin]
Uh, ma'am, may I help you with that?

Oh! Oh, OK, that's really heavy.

I think I pulled my arm out.

[Jeanette] "Dear readers,
please don't litter.

Come on, guys!

Who do you expect
is gonna pick it up? Oh!

And remember, recycle!"

"Dear readers, the homeless
shelter needs volunteers

and I was thinking we could..."

Excuse me.
Will you eat that doughnut?

Don't feel bad about not finishing it.

I can finish it for you.

Or... or not.

"Dear readers, there's a nest
with endangered baby birds

in a historic, landmarked tree.

And I thought
we could raise awareness... "

[yawns]

[Brittany] What? Oh, no!

What's wrong?

Someone's been messing with my blog!

Look at this garbage
that's been written here!

Uh, Brittany... I... Um...

[Brittany] Wait a sec!

I know who did this!

You do?

Alvin. He even told me
he was going to do it!

Well, uh, but... maybe...
maybe you wrote your blog

while you had a fever,
but then you forgot because...

because you were sleeptyping.

Right. Sleeptyping!

It's a thing.
A lot of people are doing it now.

Sleeptyping? I'm pretty sure
you just made that up.

Oh, OK.
So, Alvin wants to mess with me.

I'm gonna mess with Alvin.

[slams door]

Well, on the bright side,
she's gotten her energy back.

[whistling]

Huh?

"I know what you did last week."

OK, that's weird.

"This is only the beginning."

What does that mean?

Aaah!

Aaah!

[Theodore] Was that Alvin?

Sounds like him.

What do you think the problem is?

Well, I'm sure we'll find out
in three, two, one, and...

Guys! Guys!
Someone is out to get me!

Look! Look!
They left a note on the door!

"I know what you did last week."

-Ugh! Alvin, what did you do?
-Nothing.

Nothing. For once... for once, Simon,

I have done absolutely nothing!

OK, Alvin, think.
You must have done something.

OK. All right.
I finished Theodore's cookies.

But I was really hungry!

I'm sorry.

That's OK.

As long as you didn't find
my secret stash behind the TV.

Did I say that out loud?

OK, I'm gonna go do something,

but it... it's not about the cookies.

Simon, you've got to believe me!

Someone is out to get me!

They... they glued
everything I love onto the wall!

Come. Come with me!

See! Wait a...

What?

Guys! Guys!
Honest, my skateboard was here!

My cap... my cap I love so much,
was right there!

And, you know, my golden jumping
tennis shoes, right over there!

Pinned to the wall!

Wait. I know!
They're messing with my mind.

They're trying to make me go crazy!

Uh, well, I'd say
that's mission accomplished.

♪ Oh, oh, you're messing with my head ♪

♪ I don't know what to think,
but I think I gotta lose you ♪

♪ So, oh, you're messing with my head ♪

♪ I don't know what to do,
but I gotta get away from you ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ You know you got me going crazy ♪

♪ And I don't mean that
in a positive way ♪

♪ So, oh,
the things that you're playing ♪

♪ Don't want to hear
another word that you say ♪

♪ You, you got me feeling so confused ♪

♪ Got my mind spinning around ♪

♪ I want to leave right now ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, oh, you're messing with my head ♪

♪ I don't know what to think,
but I think I gotta lose you ♪

♪ Oh, oh, you're messing with my head ♪

♪ I don't know what to do,
but I gotta get away from you ♪

♪ Oh, oh, you're messing with my head ♪

♪ I don't know what to do,
but I gotta get away from you ♪

I will find you. I will find you.

I will find you!

What, uh...
what's going on with Alvin?

Oh, nothing.

Just suffering from
some well-deserved payback.

Um... Britt...

That was... um... me.

I wrote your blog,
you know, when you were sick.

What? Why?

I'm so sorry.

I read your blog and thought
you were focusing too much on...

well, you know... shallow stuff,

like, well, like make-up and style.

That's why I wrote about, you know,

volunteering and helping people.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have.

Shallow?

Is... is that what you think of me?

No. Not... not you.

You know, just your blog.
Oh, this is coming out all wrong.

-I'm sorry!
-Awkward.

Aaah!

Sorry, Jeanette.
Have you seen anybody?

Anybody suspicious looking!

Uh, no.

I will find you!

Hmm. What's this?

Brittany?

Um... this came for you
and it looks important.

Why don't you open it?

You obviously don't have a problem
taking things that don't belong to you.

OK. So, I'll open it.

Oh, my gosh!

What? What is it?

You won an award for your blog
and the ceremony is tomorrow!

Well, then, you should go.

What? Why?

Because, Jeanette, it's probably
for something you wrote!

'Cause I'm shallow, remember?

Ugh! She just needs some time,
Jeanette.

Although, knowing Brittany,
probably a few thousand years.

[whistling]

-Gotcha!
-Aaah!

Oh, sorry. Sorry, Dave!

I thought you were one of them!

Them? Who's them?

Them. The people
who are out to get me!

Ow! Dave, look!

[sobs] Fake fruit!
See what I'm saying?

[sobs]

[Brittany] So, so, then,

not only did she write my blog,

because, you know,
I'm so shallow,

but then she has the nerve
to go to the award ceremony!

Can you believe it?

Yeah, you mean the award
ceremony you told her to go to?

Yeah, but I didn't mean it!

So, what did you win for?

Was it the post about
permaculture design or...

or betraying your sister?

Britt, I didn't win. You did.

What? Me?

Yeah, read this!

"Dear Brittany,

my name is Ariel and I wanted
to thank you so much.

Because of you,

I've stopped worrying
about what people think of my looks.

I've never liked my nose

and it always made me
embarrassed and shy.

But you wrote that we all have
our own kind of beauty,

and I realised you're right.

I... I am beautiful!"

You changed her life, Brittany.

You gave her confidence.

I'm really so proud of you and...

and I was wrong to call
what you write shallow.

Aw, you guys,
this is such a cute moment!

I love the idea of volunteering
at the animal sanctuary.

Thanks.
And I thought your recipe

for homemade body scrubs
was super cool.

Yeah,
I guess we make a good team.

Did you see anyone
come through here?

No. It's just us.

I know you're out there!

Britt, please. Tell him
you were the one pranking him!

[Brittany] Nah.
It's better to keep him on his toes.

Come out here and fight like a man!

I dare you!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪