01x07 - Chest of Drawers

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so

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captain pagwash was alarmed by the

arrival of an unwelcome visitor on the

black pig the infamous opera singer

donna bonanza did the captain love her

enough to make a contribution to her

european tour to ensure the captain's

generosity she had brought a few

soldiers

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so i ask for gifts from everyone gold

coins rubies diamonds doubloons

jibbering jellyfish this is daylight

robbery uh delight for me too

alonso did you search the sheep yes we

find all these

and the chest to carry it in

oh i say all embarrassing this is too

much no it's just right

goodbye capita perspiring purposes

that woman's taken every penny i have

get your chest here

lovely chests going even if we can't get

the captain's treasure back

at least we can buy him a new chest so

he's got somewhere to keep it oh sh

willie the captain's hunger gambles are

not to be bended about in public so

shall we buy one yes we must do

something to cheat him up

oh

not even a groat

it's not funny

tomorrow

donna bonanza sails for spain on the san

fandango there

and the treasure she swiped from that

old food pugwash goes with her or so she

thanks but tonight when a crew's asleep

we bore the san fandango

and

here's the clever part we take this

yeah

with us i don't like the look of this we

steal her treasure chest and leave this

one

in its place oh i see

very good who said that

so that's my plan

we take this jolly fine chest you got me

over to the sand fandango and swap it

for that dreadful woman's treasure chest

but captain

tom you'll stay here

and guard the black pig

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so as captain pugwash set off for the

san fandango donna bonanza and her

guards were already asleep

but little did the captain know that

cutthroat jake had beaten him to it

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oh

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no good is going to come off this

creeping around in the night eh

my watch

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it must have been pogwash and he's left

it too late

we've got the treasure

he's not so heavy now

it must have been the guards i don't

think they saw us pick up the chest

how come he's got so heavy

to be silly willy let's find that awful

woman's cabin

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take the other one come on

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the treasure chest catch

wait for me

turtles this is no time for mutiny come

back

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there are

pirates on board peanuts

but how can i sleep with pirates all

over the sheep you are quite safe in

here i promise

hey we're gonna be wish

the treasure of the sun fandango

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the treasure of the san fernando

oh no

oh crikey the captain isn't going to

like that oh no

where is the captain oh good question

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i am not wiring any clothes

i will return soon

ow

what did you find tom no

oh guess what this is new time for silly

games willie no but mr mays

no long mr may where's my chest have you

looked under your vest my treasure chest

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i have been as quick as i can i have to

see you i can't wait no longer but

capitan

you must

i make myself beautiful especially for

you

we've got that bug washer's chest which

means this one must be mine

the treasure of the sand fan dango

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is no problem here

everything is ship shape see

you go now i must check your chest sir

you must not look in here

some things they lay they like to keep

private i'm sorry but this one maybe

listening radicals

what's that

is the rats

everywhere on this ship is rats i must

stay here and you can go too

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oh no

get on board and fetch me the real

treasure chest

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you looks all radiant in the moonlight i

must tell you how i feel about you no no

no yes yes yes

no no no

oh

this one's real heavy

oh this is the one to take them

no no no no yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

yes yes yes

come on captain the longboat's false i

have no living without my treasure

it's in my cabin but her

captain

i gave my lads

yes

forced me back to the flying ghost man

you can't leave us who says i can't

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you know that donna bananas you mean

that's the one she's behind you

stop he's the

captain in a party dress

oh no

that's young tom shimmering jellyfish

get this chest over to the black pig

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it's mine

all the mine

is not yours

fizzy peanut doctor

a brilliant plan although i say it

myself and it all went without a hitch

oh

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captain not now tom it's time to toast

the bravest cleverest and all round tip

captain it's her blobbery bluetooth that

beautiful

aye aye captain

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you