01x09 - Hot Chocolate

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foreign

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piracy was not going well for captain

padwash so to cheer himself up he

decided to purchase a bar of chocolate

as the governor of portobello was also

short of money he decided to raise a new

tax and lieutenant scratchwood

toddington was responsible for

collection

part

lieutenant scratchful toddington

what can i do for you have you paid the

tax on that chocolate tax the new five

doubloon tax on every bar of chocolate

purchased gained by pecuniary exchange

or otherwise acquired in portobello says

who his excellency the governor now pay

off certainly not then you'll be obliged

to hand over your chocolate stuttering

starfish or we could throw you in prison

that's my last five doubloons

hmm sorry to bother you squire but i'm

looking for a first-class pirate to do a

little job oh don't do jobs it's

completely against the law ah no that's

different what is it smuggling

smothering what

chocolate oh no

i know it's dodgy but with this new tack

slack there's a fortune to be made there

yeah the town's crawling with soldiers

and that scratch wood is searching all

the boats in the bay you'd have to be

really stupid to try smuggling now so

you're not interested no

but

i know who might be

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let me get this straight mr brook you

want me to sail to fatty cocoa and

collect the

chocolate and bring it back to bounty

bay yeah piece of cake yes but not

really my cup of tea it's out of the

question make it worth your while you

can have this snare and it'll be plenty

more when you get back shivering sharks

there'll be more you say plenty more

we'll sail on the next tide magic i'll

be waiting for you in bounty bay

captain are you sure this is a good idea

it's an excellent idea

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we steal the chocolate and sell it

ourselves

that way

he does all the hard work and we make

all the money

i i've received reports that attempts

were being made to smuggle chocolate in

from other islands it ought to be

prevented stopped please

don't shout now where was i oh yes

anyone caught smuggling should be

detained thrown into jail good grief

the black pig sailed to the little

island of fatty cocoa and there captain

pagwash took the special cargo on board

yes

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give me a hand

careful

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shivering sharks get this not cleared up

no good will come off this smuggling

mark my words i'm quite enjoying it

champion

how many times have i got to tell you

leave the car go and do hey captain

willie you're not to eat any more get it

stowed at once we'll put to see as soon

as we can

soon the chocolate was in the hole and

the black pig on her way to portabello

meanwhile the weather turned hotter and

hotter

hmm

oh that chocolate just there

waiting

hmm know what i mean the captain said

not to hit him put a satan loads of eggs

if we just took a modest amount no one

would be none the wiser would they

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this

cargo

really is delicious

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oh heck it's the captain well done willy

and could someone explain what you're

doing here

as you are all clearly lacking in any

self-control i am going to have to keep

a close eye on this cargo

tub i want all this moved to the galley

but captain no quibbles boy get out with

it

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phew

i don't think the captain realizes how

hot it is in here

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all done yes captain i'm going to sit

here and grab the door myself i don't

know what's got into you all

where's our breakfast the captain won't

let me into the galley all i've got is

biscuits those aren't edible

that's all right it's too hot to eat

anywhere ah

no i don't mean tom there's a drip tar

or something get it cleared up there's a

good lid yes mr mate

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just as i thought

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anytime now pug wash will sail into

bounty b

then imminent all that chocolate is ours

quiet

we need to take him boys surprise

look

what on earth are you doing cleaning

captain oh yes

good

reminds me where are we just coming into

bounty bay that's where we deliver the

cargo to that chap rook

isn't it yes captain

rook was most anxious to collect his

cargo but it all seemed suspiciously

quiet

it's all here

safe and sounds listed unloaded then

it's awfully hot today

how about a glass of punch

looks like we've got more visitors it'd

be ridiculous no one knows where you are

them soldiers do oh no

i told you no good would come of this

smuggling

where are you going it's worse than i

thought not just the soldiers but jake

as well

shivering sharks who is the captain of

this vessel he is i am lieutenant

colonel scratchwood toddington i have a

warrant to search this ship for

contraband ill*gal importations and

sundry smuggled substances to wit

chocolate i'm just visiting gov nothing

he has got anything to do with me can't

stay got a motor be lucky we'll start

the search shall we

you can't do this you have a problem sir

i've got to do something

you don't need to see it here it's only

the galaxy stand aside sir

but the door's locked and we've lost the

key in that case we'll break it down

after you captain

i can explain you see there was this

chap what about

captain stuttering starfish it's gone

precisely what has gone

tom it's gone it's gone and got very hot

in here

that melts the tower sometimes makes it

very sticky sergeant take 20 man no make

that five and search the whole ship from

stem to stern quick about it man you

don't need me now do you captain don't i

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opened

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i'm warning you that's not a good idea

stick the swab in the decks and you

won't get hurt lad

attack

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wait till i get overview

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i can smell chocolate no that's

seaweed that's chocolate that's right

sir

it's definitely seaweed you'll find

masses of chocolate in that longboat

down

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arrest those men

well done young fellow yes tom not bad

for the cabin boy

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after cutthroat jake had come to a

sticky end once more there was nothing

for captain pugwash and his crew to do

but celebrate

there's chocolate cake chocolate

biscuits chocolate sandwiches and hot

chocolate to drink where exactly did all

this chocolate come from well captain it

was so hot in the galley that the

chocolate melted then it dripped through

the deck and i collected it in buckets

there's enough to last us for months

well weeks and whose idea was it to

store the chocolate in the galley well

yours of course captain exactly yet

again your top hole and thoroughly tip

top captain saves the day

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