Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

01x20 - Sticky Moments

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Captain Pugwash". Aired: October 1, 1998.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.

01x20 - Sticky Moments

Post by bunniefuu »

foreign

[Music]

the black pig layered anchor in bumble

buzz bay

captain pugwash was delighted that he

had stocked up on pots and pots of his

favorite wild bee honey

meanwhile jonah was inspired to take up

a new hobby strictly on the crowd

he made every attempt to smuggle the

equipment down to his workshop but his

secret enterprise had been rumbled from

afar

aha

well i'll be triggered if it's not that

big fella

smuggling some

treasure on board the black pig

treasure boys that's what i said and

very shifty he looks

what sort of treasure a big

thing

a seeing a big thing

that's the sort of treasure we like what

i should say so now that's the sort of

treasure we're gonna get

all right

[Music]

delicious honey what a top hole idea it

was of mine to call it at bumble buzz

indeed captain

nothing like hurry straight from the bee

well there's marmite my bite doesn't

come from bees willie oh no that's true

it has to be another sandwich top i

suppose marmite comes from might don't

twitter willy jonah hasn't had any tea

captain well he obviously didn't want

any tom but i must say i think i could

manage a couple more i don't want to

wake up hungry in the middle of the

night i'd go and make some more captain

[Music]

shh

stop buzzing huh

you're so cute you're my little secret

jonah

why are you wearing beekeeping clothes

they belong to my great uncle joshua

cooley what are you hiding

oh

oh jonah you can't have bees on board

but i like them it might upset the

captain ah the captain don't have to

know

know what that mean oh jonah

but i can make my own honey now we can

all have honey honey for breakfast honey

for lunch honey for tea and honey for

supper oh man he was once stuck on the

nose baby and it swelled up like he

plumped tomorrow like a plum tomorrow

not the baby

oh heck

brave though one is one doesn't relish

coming face to face with a bee never

mind a swamp of the brightest are they

k*ller bees in bumble but k*ller bees no

no the bumblebees babies are really

friendly yeah no trouble know what i

mean they only get angry and swarm if

you scare them they are really cuddly

does he well i heard they were k*ller

bees

but since you're all so frightened of

these it's it's my beauty is capped into

order that we set sail from bubble buzz

bay at first flight before any of the

little blighters get the idea of

boarding our ship

[Music]

now listen carefully i have a plan we

lay low here until right flame boy until

nightfall listen

then we gets in the long road and we

glides alongside the black pig hides

along the people we creep aboard

we sneak through the galley

jonah the bees will have to go oh man i

love them if you love them then we

should take them back to the shore but

they are happy here look buzz buzz buzz

but the captain won't be happy oh i'll

keep them safe down here man jonah the

life of a pirate's no life for a bee

they need plants and flowers i can grow

plants on flowers but they'll probably

get seasick oh you think so uh-huh

oh man bees need

fresh air and sunshine they do

or they might get the scurvy ah that's

not good or rabies

ribbies then they could die

they would like that come on everyone's

asleep

let's get this hive up on deck and into

the rowing boat we can roll them back to

shore and the captain will never know

anything about it

steady jonah

now put it down here

i'll get the boat ready now then

get those grappling irons ready right

your a*s bush

then

on the black pig we go did you hear that

i did it's cutthroat jake it is tucked

down

let's see what

what oh

will we fit the big thing

in this ball of course we will it's a

big thing it's not that big a big thing

he's only ill*gal to be quiet oh wait

still the moon goes behind that cloud

then on we go

jake must be after your hive oh no man

what do we do

i know why don't we paint honey in a

circle around the hive then when they

try to steal it they'll all get stuck

[Music]

look

cluttering collie wobbles i'm starving

i couldn't have fancy another honey

sandwich

hmm

i wonder

i feel a little trip to the gary coming

on

that should be enough honey to do the

trick jonah

oh you bungle brain beesomes onto the

black pig

here they come jonah quick hide over

[Music]

no good welcome of this

mark my words

oh the captain

mystery barnacles

it's a hive it's

top top

beans on board bees on bird boy sandy

mom hoist the doodah

tom tom

[Music]

we're not bees pugwash you all dingbat

we're bigger than bees

[Laughter]

[Music]

ah

come on

[Music]

oh

[Music]

[Music]

won't

[Music]

that'll teach catfield jake not to bring

bees onto my ship oh yes captain

very bad man

mark my words tom get rid of him chase

him off and those richard bees yes

captain um but they're stuck to the dead

captain we'll un-stick them oh all right

jonah get ready to grab some pairs of

water and when i get the word pokeytop

[Music]

[Music]

i'm outta here

[Music]

they've gone now captain oh

but what about the bees they're in this

honey jar captain

[Music]

and jonah and i will take them ashore

first thing in the morning

just mind you do

make sure you leave enough honey

sandwiches for my breakfast hi captain

so

there i was me hearties

taking the air on deck will suddenly cut

throat chicks drag aboard with a hive of

k*ller

bees indeed willy but i was ready for

them i had a top hole plan now what i

decided to do i'm glad the bees are

safely back in bumble buzz bay jonah me

too so no more bees on board

we don't want to upset the captain

that's true tom i was remarkably graves

i could tell you because after that you

see the bees began to swab oh captain

you must have been so frightened

i think we'll wait here for a bit longer

jonah don't you oh yes

don't want to upset the captain

i drew my cutlass and well you should

have seen jake quiver so brave captain

oh no captain sir captain that's what

captains are for mr

mr baker

tom judah there you are

sandwich captain don't mind if i do

[Music]

you