01x22 - The Megamango Monkeys

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The Island

captain paguash was as happy as a sad

boy

after days in the doldrums with no wind

the black pig had drifted close to a

mystery island it seemed lush with an

abundance of coconut palms and exotic

fruits

a perfect place for a little rest

The Monkeys

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since we can't go anywhere this isn't a

bad spot for a little

of course i'd rather be out of the high

seas but

it can't be helped today

don't mind if i do this debate

still no doubt the wind will come around

to the other side of the island soon and

we'll be often

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aha

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where

it's the island of mega mango captain

baker mango never heard of it what does

it say in the guidebook

jodah do you have to play that

instrument no then don't do something

worthwhile

bury willy in the sand

goodness what is it tub the island of

mega mango is the home of the famous

mega mango monkeys monkeys

hold onto your banana mr meat

they live in the middle of the island

guarding the cave which houses the mega

mango monkey treasure treasure

well i never no good welcome of it

mark my wife oh don't be dreary jonah i

know these monkeys man they are great

big enormous huge apes heaps with eyes

the size of frying pans oh

and teeth as sharp as

as sharp as what it's very short teeth

man

my great uncle abba cook had his head

bit cleaned off by a mega mango monkey

really he was never the same again

poppycock we set off on the treasure

trail at nightfall poor poor captain

well shiver me timbers and swipe me

boy what are you doing you say swipe me

so i swipes you capitan gear off

here it is

right here what i've brought you here

for the mega mango monkey sweater

at sundown when we've had our dinner we

set off to find it

The Monkeys Cave

now

tiptoe like a fairy oh i don't like this

don't twitter willy my great uncle

hubbar could put a sock in his jodah

hey hey

what do you call a monkey with a blue

back side i don't know quiet

that's the monkey's cave captain that's

where they hide the treasure top oh but

where are they the mama

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now i'll stand guard and you just creep

forward then when i give the word rush

to the cave all of you

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the monkeys

grumbling rivers do you hear that you've

disturbed them really you

and his mangy mark cut through jake on

the island

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[Laughter]

hello there

The Rescue Mission

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at least we've got back on board the

monkeys can't get us here i don't care

about the monkeys or the treasure but i

do care about that

you're positively leaking

but without tom captain how can we steal

stuff and dumpsters do you think i can't

ban this ship

well

nevertheless it's my duty as captain to

mount a rescue mission just as soon as

we've had tea no tom no tea oh this is

monstrous

we shall all die of malnutrition

probably credit captain

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there you go

now

you throw back to me that's right oh

hey

hey where are you going

okay

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of course

why did i think it was going to be gold

i must think up a plan to stop captain

pugwash from getting into a fight with

cutthroat jake

after all

we can't have them fighting over a big

pile of nuts can we

i'm telling you that were no monkey that

would pug wash you chittering jungle

bugs

he's a capitan bourguard shots what i

said pug wash where the heck did he get

here oh boy now listen

we are going to beat that scoundrel pug

wash to the treasure right

right we won't let him get his pudgy

pores on it right right

but i is frighted off the monkeys look

there are no monkeys it's a fairy tale

it's all made up no monkeys we know

there are no monkeys but pugwash thinks

there are monkeys

so

here's my plan

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oh no

it's the monkeys stand very still

don't

move an inch

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tom are you there

it's quite safe it's your captain

they're in there

oh no they're not ugly treetops it's

cast roofed jeep

you're too old and you're too slow and

you're too stupid and i got to the

monkey treasure

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you first

all right then then may the best man win

oh

chattering chimps this is too dreadful

oh man my great uncle have a couple of

provides him just trying to look frizzy

hello

hello little monkey

that's the wrong way round

you've got it the wrong way around quiet

with me you'll be telling them how to

fire it d*ck oh

if only tom were here oh where is that

wretched boy

here i am captain

off you go now

i'll never let it be said that your

captain can't mount a top hole rescue

mission

huh

that must be the flag dustbin over there

still a tanker

there must be a way of getting that

monkey treasure off catfish jake oh

captain believe me the monkey treasure

isn't all it's cut out to be

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what

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that cutthroat jake is about to have

something in common with your great

uncle harpercook

i have eaten enough fruit over the past

two days to stave off the scurvy for a

century oh take the wheel jonah tom

i wouldn't say no to a toppo celebration

sausage

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