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01x24 - The Devil's Dog

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Captain Pugwash". Aired: October 1, 1998.*
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Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.

01x24 - The Devil's Dog

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long ago in the days of the fearsome

vikings they lived a terrifying old

pirate known to his supporters as dead

eye derek he roamed to the seven seas

for plunder in his longship the devil's

dog

with a single glance of his one dead eye

he could blow his enemy's ships to

pieces

but on derrick's hundredth birthday

while exploring the shores of bombastica

it was the devil's dog itself that

exploded the things they get away with

in storybooks these days mr mate

wherever did you find this ridiculous

tale holy market store captain he

purchased it on account of his humusing

hillary street

well i'd be careful mr mate look at him

for too long and you might blow up

a lot of old stories do have some truth

in them you know you could be laughing

on the other side of your faces if you

asked me we didn't ask you lil oh please

yourselves what else does it say mr

peter

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ship was a figurehead of the devil's dog

itself

whatever next when the ship exploded the

figaro it was through the floor onto the

island of bombastic oh

bombastica was it

it was said to have been made

of solid glue solid gold eh no

now you're interested

exactly where did it land mr mate oh

there's a map

it says x marks the spot where the

devil's dog landed

enough of these fairy tales mr mate

we must get back to the black pig at

once

i've got to see a man about a dog

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x marks the spot tom come on boy where's

the x it must be there it says it is

wait

yes yes here look boggling beagles

this is absolutely tough hey we make

some bulls to see captain it is only an

old story and a lot of old stories have

some truth in the misdemean but captain

the devil's dog is buried right under

the bombastic volcano it could explode

dead eye derek was quite keen on

explosions poppycock we all know that

volcano hasn't so much has rumbled for

years the fact is that the devil's dog

is made of solid gold and i captain

horacio

will both have a dab

to find it

it's my belief that pugwash will move

heaven on earth to find it that dog is

on that island somewhere well what sort

of dog is it boy i've told you you cloth

lugger ninga poop it's the devil's dog

oh he david's dog i'm not like this

thing he bites me it's gold you

blubberwet a gold dog ah like a golden

retriever you mean i'll say don't fight

why are you makes mongering mutts

it's a solid gold dog and pugwash knows

where it is and we are going to follow

him there and get our hands on it if

it's the last thing we do

here little devil's doggy yeah boy you

boy should we take a bone quiet

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i don't like climbing i don't like

volcanoes and i don't like dogs you're

not having a good day there will here

know what i mean not far now captain

not far down

me hearties

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now this is the plan

we follow close i know close yes but

not too close not too close right duke

oh yeah boy you're on looking okay boys

well go on look out can you see him oh

yeah boys i can see him i can see get

down then quick

now

look at this your thing boy can you see

him now

no not right now but what do you mean i

mean i don't see them right now boys

what do you mean you don't see him oh

one minute i saw him what oh the next

minute i didn't see it

i have lost them you

buckeyed there's only one thing for it

we'll climb the volcano and then we'll

see him

clattering cliffhangers

i'm a pirate tom not a bounty goat

i can't climb up there

we don't have to climb captain we don't

have to climb willy

why look there's a tunnel here i'm sure

it goes onto the volcano

i have come up with a top hole plan we

go under the volcano through this tunnel

that i found oh no i'm frightened of the

dark

look

there he is

where's he going

there must be a tunnel i'll be bound

that means the devil's dog is under the

volcano

and

the volcano oh boy

what i wouldn't give now for a nice damn

time don't twitter really

we shall all be living like kings just

as soon as i get my hands on that

devil's dog

knock me down with a feather

that was more than a feather

know what i mean

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now then

if the devil's dog is under the volcano

the best way for us to reach it is for

you to climb into the volcano

inside this smokey eye you cannot be

serious

you carry on tom i think i should go

back and keep watch

just a minute captain what i can see

something

i

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oh hank not again i don't think the

volcano wants us to steal the devil's

dog captain

but you're so close now tub you'll have

to get

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what the it

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let's get out of here

this is too much

i so really have that dog in my grass

oh can't we go home

i need a cup of tea

you're lucky to be alive just think what

would have happened if we climbed the

mountain just our look that the volcano

chose today to play up it must all be

part of the legend

every time someone gets near to stealing

the devil's dog the volcano threatens to

erupt no good will come off steaming

dogs mark my words

look

there's something glittering

it's the dog

it's the devil's dog

careful captain

look at it tom you're good with animals

there's something inscribed on its

collar stay

stay boy

it is a good boy oh it says

he who steals the devil's dog shall be

blown from here to eternity i could have

told you that but he who places the dog

on public display shall be a hero oh

uh here are they and all who see it

shall enjoy health wealth and happiness

fitting for a pug wash i suppose

well my heart is

we're off to the governor of portobello

with dead identics devil's dog come on

tom get a lead on him

steady

he'll be all right now captain we're

rescuing him

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well captain pogwash i am truly grateful

for your generous gift

it was nothing the devil's dog is to

have pride of place in my museum private

place oh

and

i would also like to present you with

the order of the crested ways rested

ways

[Applause]

[Laughter]

where palace

i'll get you for this you dastardly dog

number you see if i don't yes

whatever's the matter with him

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you