01x25 - Perfumes of Arabia

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captain pagwash scanned the exotic

scorching shores of arabia hoping to

turn up something rather special

he fancy he caught a sparkle amongst the

date palms

could this be

treasure full of eastern promise

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oh but it could be anything it could be

an old milk bottle talk oh don't be

silly willy they don't have milk bottles

in a baby

the milk comes in well in there

quite

time

launch the longboat boy you and i are

going ashore to investigate

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have you spotted the treasure yet tub

bye captain and is it treasure an ankle

bracelet captain tap who what

it's on an ankle captain save me

save me

it's a woman yes a woman and the wife of

the great sultan i've been abdul el

aryaban atom i am the sultana

i said the sultana of beijing

captain horatio pugwash

very good to make your acquaintance mrs

my husband the sultan

he is gone yes well these things happen

oh but it was terrible i was on my

honeymoon cruise we had sailed from bin

on our ship the bean liner suddenly a

big hairy man jumped on board he had

friends ugly very ugly friends horrible

he robbed me of everything except my

uncle bracelet

and my handbag he sunk our ship he

kidnapped my husband the sultan and he

tied me up here and

left me sounds to me like cutthroat j

captain sounds to be like cutthroat jake

better yes

that is the name

i thought as much but you

you captain pugskowash have come to

rescue me not exactly and you will find

my husband also i'm not sure that'll be

entirely oh

you have answered my prayers you are my

knit in shining army bit

i think she means night in shining armor

captain

come along now tom we really must be

getting better my husband is the richest

sultan in arabia

and he will give you many gifts many

monies many on as many glories well now

i don't want to leave a damsel in

distress you'd best come along with me

my dear what are you waiting for tom

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no

do not be frightened of snifter

captain

he comes with me everywhere

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isn't he sweet

i don't like the camel man the camel

jonah is a lonesome beast my ship sheep

d*ck looks like a zoological thing

closure the captain wants you to help

him entertain his guest mr mate

oh she's very well to do you know she's

a sultana the only place for a sultana

willie is in a spotted d*ck i have lost

everything everything the hairy man he

took everything my trinkets my necklaces

my bracelets my rings my

even my precious perfume the big hairy

man he took

my

is very expensive it is called oh the

bean it is all over arabia we must be

thankful it is not all over the black

pig that's quite enough mr bake i will

sleep in your cabin captain pug squash

strike it late what have i made so i

shall sleep in your hammock mr mate try

a mock but where will i sleep gifted my

deck of course

with the camel

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he's very nice stink ma stop that

any time no some passing ship will have

been dumb enough to pick up the sultana

and she will have handed over our ransom

note oh cheer up mr mate the captain

will soon think up a plan plan or no

plan i will have to speed the date with

a dropbody

my necklace is my bracelets

here comes

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first thing tomorrow we set up on the

trail of cutthroat jake but how do we

know where he is captain he could be

anywhere in the seven seas by now oh i

forgot to tell you i have a note from

the big hairy jig man

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yes it is here in my handbag so you kept

your end bag model beat it tub i'm too

tired bring

loads of treasure

to the caves of ali bumbo and you can

shave have the sultan

there we are they'll be at the caves of

alibaba but where are the caves of

alibombo captain how are they supposed

to do tom

i'll pick up a plan in the morning

good night dear lady show me to your

habit mr bate

oh

we've been waiting hours and hours by

these caves and no one's come with the

ransom money

swine

what exactly did you write on that

ransom note let me see here oh yeah i

wrote

bring loads of treasure to the caves of

ali bamboo not the caves of ali bamboo

you ditherin dingo the caves of bali

humbu we're at barley humble you

jelly-headed chitterbug no one will know

where to come

mambo jambo oh i can't help it i told

you i never written nothing before

i shall sleep a wig with that beast on

the deck tom you can catch things from

kettles you know

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the beast is barmy tom he's got to clean

off his rocker i'll wake the sultana you

wake the captain mr mate

oh wake up madam there's something

terribly wrong with snifter

but he is all i have in the world

nautical nights bears whatever's the

better quick captain the dromedary is

deranged

could it possibly be that snifter can

smell something he recognizes like your

perfume madam yes of course he can smell

the odd bin my precious perfume stolen

by the hairy man i knew it

follow the course the camel takes tub

and it's sure to lead to the caves of

alibaba where jake has the shelter hi

captain

there it is the flying dust

yes sir it is but how are we going to

rescue the sultan hey we'll use snifter

of course we will

what if we pull alongside mr mate takes

the wheel you all go up to the bow and

distract jake while snifter and i wait

at the stern snifter can jump aboard the

flying dustman and catch some unawares

we'll never get any ransom money now

you've ruined my plan yet

trio

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oh

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no snifter

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oh well done good fellow

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snifter oh my husband you are rescued

captain pig squash has brought you back

to me my dear sultana

this captain pog squishies are neat in

shining army

this was nothing if you will be so kind

as to take us back to being in your ship

i will bestow on your many riches and

treasures but of course i'll take you

back to building your saltiness all of

us captain

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these are my husband's other wives

captain pug squash they all wear the

perfume too you see who may sink it out

i'll stay beautiful

without their oh dubin the perfume

snifter would never have sniffed me out

so with an extra 14 and snifter for

dinner the captain ordered the black pig

sail for bin

true to his word the sultan paid for his

passage with the riches of arabia

what a top whole piece of captaincy that

was my heart

oh cheer up mister mate you've got rid

of those saltadas now this is maybe

captain

but hey don't think we should have all

get rid of the aroma of the older bin

look on the bright side mr mate

at least they didn't all have camels

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