01x23 - Easy Money

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easy when you know how

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it was a clear moonlit night and the

black pig layered anchor beside the

deserted pier

down below in their bunks the crew had

but one topic of conversation that

machine all that money i just can't get

over it you'll be need a pirate b proper

fantastically shy calls it he put in one

coin and bingo out comes hundreds yeah

we could do with one of their machines

aboard this ship i reckon

and by morning as the ship left port the

captain had a cunning plan

wake away rise and shine all hands on

deck

ah there you are lucky lads every one of

you

just see what your generous captain has

procured for you cool

well i never it's the magic money

machine yeah now all we need is

something to put in it never fear your

captain thinks of everything

it's pay parade today

i have to give them something you see to

start the ball rolling

ah yes master maketa one golden crown

for you

oh but you obliged i've sure kept it

generous ready

one golden crown for you willie and one

for you pirate b

blimey nothing

oh yeah there there mastermate we can't

all win all the time you know yeah can't

we just you wait

so that's how it is

i'll show you

there gently does it

let me have a go

but willie did no better than the others

the pirate's blood was up by now they

pitched out their precious savings and

tried again and again but the money

machine swallowed everything

only the captain seemed happy

and that night the feeling in the cruise

quarters was very different it's a

blooming swindle that's what every penny

what i'd put aside gold forever just

think of it all our lovely money all our

lovely

and it's still in the machine

what are we waiting for

open it up perfectly

careful somebody's coming it's only dumb

oh tommy

oh no

it's empty why of course it's empty the

captain's got the key got the yes and he

cleared it before he went to bed why the

rotten dirty thieving treacherous double

dealing shifty swindling barefaced

trickster

come on wake up you old crook

nothing you're coming with us

no no stop it

i'll give it all back help no

don't

oh dear poor captain poor fiddlesticks

he done us didn't he

and he won't do us again will he will he

yeah but it does seem a bit hard and

i'll tell you something you know what's

going over next if we don't get our

money back

not the machine this time oh no it'll be

you captain

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