01x26 - Lamb Chop's Allowance

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to dance to a slamming

sound and you're like having lots of

friends right Nikki one of those feet

slips by the world it's a disco little

buddy you're about to see you make a

muscle squeeze really squeeze with all

your might know the other arm

let me see just how strong you've grown

to be make two muscles left and right

come on pump it up hey

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and especially you once upon a time

because of a terrible flood a family

lost their house I mean they just saw

that house float away and all they were

able to save with two blankets well this

family consisted of a mother a father a

sister and a brother and the mother and

father got together and said we are

going to look for a house and the sister

and brother said okay and we'll go look

for a house too and they did and they

said we'll meet at the end of the day at

the flagpole in the middle of town well

at the end of the day the mother and the

father went to the flagpole and the

sister and the brother went to the

flagpole they hadn't found a house

nothing but it was dark so they went to

sleep they spread their blankets and the

mother and father spread their blankets

and then everybody rolled over and went

to sleep it was really cold so they

wrapped the blankets well around them

wrapped themselves good and tight now

they were so surprised because in the

morning when they woke up do you know

what they found they found that there

was a house at the flagpole it had been

too dark the night before for them to

see the house but there it was just

waiting for them and they moved in and

they lived happily ever but you know the

rest of the story and if you would like

to know how to fold this origami house

and so many other nice paper folding

items origami is Japanese paper folding

and if you want to know how to do it go

to your local library there's so many

books on origami just waiting for you

they're sitting there and they're saying

where is he where is she and your mom

and dad can help you too paper fold just

the way I did it's fun

now

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let everyone clap hands with me

it's easy easy envy everyone join in the

game

so in there it's always the same let

everyone shake it with me it's easy as

easy in

let everyone join in the game you find

that it's

let's all be robots like me

it's easy as easy

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there was an old man from Peru who

dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke

one night in a terrible fright and sound

it was perfectly true oh boy

Charlie OS has just come up with a

really good game it's called go to

gathers and you can play it alone or you

can play with friends it's good charlie

thank you thank you you're welcome

you're welcome that's one that's why I

know that that's a go together huh yeah

I can't believe that you guys never

played this game I never did how do you

play well I say a word that um I like

and then you say a word that goes with

the word that I like most of the time

like like like peanut butter and jelly

bread and butter yeah good oh that

sounds like so much fun let's play all

right I'll go first no y'all go first

salt and pepper

good lamb chop up lamb chop up high I

was just resting

no no what goes with up kick no down hit

down no lock down let's try another word

huh what goes what goes about nothing

nothing goes about nothing everything

goes with something right sorry yeah

you're right so what goes without I

don't understand I don't understand

sherry

oh you'll understand just listen let's

jump in and out here and there to and

fro look and down now do you get it

yes and now you got it sorry what I

don't get

okay sir all right we'll try another one

you listen you'll get together right

wrong no no no I mean it's good that you

got it thank you you're welcome thank

you you're welcome they go together

sorry Louis

lamb chop lamb chop Charlie Hoss what

are you doing lamb chop jelly hustlin

chopped anchovy eyes Hey go together no

Charlie loss goes alone see you later

bye did I get it was I good at playing

now and then

Wow I said hello I said hello hey what's

bugging you

nothing something's bugging you no call

right go away hey what's you I

want to know I don't I'm gonna discuss

it well what is it you don't want to

discuss my allowance I see it's not

enough oh oh oh come on you're such a

good partner I love doing shows with you

you are worth every cent I give you

thanks alright how much do you get now

for an allowance a week I see and what

do you do with your allowance now it's a

penny or a sherry so where do you spend

it Oh sometimes I save it up for 12

weeks and I blow it all on a pack of gum

pack a g*n well you know I think you're

right alright you deserve more than a

penny a week oh all right sure how much

do you want $100 a week yeah that's too

much don't match yeah yeah yeah

how much you're gonna pay me how about

10 cents a week talk to my agent

what talk to my agent read my lips

agent who is your agent Kallus since

when is Charlie what's your agent since

I want my money Oh wonderful wonderful

you know 100 dollars a week is just too

much how penury

is too little I see I see your failure

hey you could have good eyes to see my

allowance lunch oh there are only two

ways to look at my allowance

heads or tails and I am tired of both

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okay now look when I'm negotiate with

Shari I will let you do when you grow

she ate negotiate what is that negotiate

is I say how much you want hmm

and she'll say how much she'll give you

mm-hmm

yeah okay now we're asking for $100

uh-huh let's list your expenses a happy

grandchildren

what is the suspensive no expenses is

what you spend a penny Lee that's what I

can't y'all know that's what you get but

what do you need to buy bubble gum okay

one dollar for bubble gum yeah what else

a new dress for my diary okay three

dollars for adulteress next I know

she'll never buy it

how about two sold okay one dollar for

fudgie's let's see that's one dollar

plus three dollars is four dollars plus

one dollar is five dollars okay we need

another 95 dollars in expenses you know

things you have to buy in order to

convince Shari that you need $100 now

what shall I put down click down miss :

Deus what what's miscellaneous that's

dashing that yeah that's what Cherie

puts down when she can't figure out

where she spent the money in her

checkbook

Miska lanius it is $95 miscellaneous

it's picture done it's picture time as

though I've never met you I know some

things you can't do like

I'll teach you how to do what I propose

here goes it's a betcha you say to your

friend I bet you can't lift this Cup

with this balloon and then your friend

don't put the balloon under the carpet

ride well your friend won't be able to

do it and here's how you can lift the

cup with the balloon you lower the

balloon into the cup and you go and then

you just lift up the cup with the

balloon and to make it drop you just let

go that's how you do it

you can do it I bet you

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oh don't worry darlin you really think

that I am gonna get more allowance

listen Charlie Oz was my agent and he

talked to sheriff for me and he got me

twice what I was given are you getting

nothing oh how much is two times nothing

let's see I know how to work this fancy

calculator here to x naught and where's

that nothin button

nothing is oh oh yeah that's right it's

zero okay two times zero equals zero

oh it's nothing I'm still getting

nothing well at least you're not making

a penny less than you made before oh

that's right

hey Dad Chelios is some sweet talk today

like with your hair who could

ten dollars a week that's it that's what

I want the lamb chop that is ridiculous

I am NOT gonna give little lamb chop

that much money sherry

ten dollars is as low as I'll go yeah

well I'm prepared to go a lot lower how

are you gonna go five cents a week how

low can you

yeah try me lamb chop is just a little

girl she's getting bigger I pay for

everything you're taking advantage come

on sherry sherry sherry sherry what what

what what you expect me to go back to my

client your client glanced out yeah you

expect me to go back to her live and

offer us ten cents early

no five cents a week the longer day

negotiate done more money y'all gonna

get well and chop we made our deal

charley horse is a very good negotiator

he got you a big raise from one cent a

week

you mean I'm rich lamb chop as of this

day you're gonna be receiving the grand

sum you seven cents a leak you're

welcome do you think you can handle

seven cents a week wisely ah what ah cuz

I can't good sorry but I just have one

question what is it is seven cents more

than $100 absolutely Charlie Oh

give me a knock-knock joke don't knock

knock-knock joke they're always dumb

tell me how come

of estoppel be an old slowpoke

give me your knock-knock joke please

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knock knock who's there

Afghanistan Afghanistan yo Afghanistan

here all day if you don't let me close

the door chief knock knock who's there

IRA IRA who I return with another

knock-knock joke knock knock who's there

BC BC who be seeing you I love

oh don't do that yes you did you went

sniffing you should be blowing your nose

instead oh come on what is this movie

about yes please so good hey you know I

think you're more interested in watching

this movie than you are in getting well

yes I am oh well you're gonna stay home

from school in order to watch television

take a little rest now and get rid of

your cold

I'm not your head lie down now just rest

good night darling good night not really

I had a nightmare

well obviously what was your nightmare

about well there were these done

enormous copy of all she's c*ck roaches

again huh yes you me and you know it

shiny spacesuit and you asked me I

didn't scream I know I didn't hear you

what I don't sound your noises in my

nightmares

really now you mean your dreams are like

silent movies yeah but I got color

what how did we get into the cave iron

let's just let's fill that part we'll go

back to sleep I don't honey my dream is

gonna come yeah he's still afraid of the

dark

what do you mean still oh well when you

were a baby

you were so afraid of the dark Oh tell

me what I was like when I liked

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peekaboo baby

alright now my darling baby it's time

for beddy-bye and lights out hey isn't

baby tired yet doesn't baby want to be

with teddy yeah

so time for beddy-bye and lights out

yeah what is the matter with lights out

da dark what's the matter with the dark

no no no the dark isn't bad the dark is

good scary oh now come on remember I

cover your eyes okay I cover your eyes

that's all the dark is it's like

peekaboo now you put your head down and

if you get scared baby you tell me no no

no no or it I'll turn the light on there

you go now I'm gonna stay right here

okay you know the dark can't hurt you

yes sure yes I'm sure put your head down

all right I'll stay right here and I'll

be beside you okay here you go

how's baby Charlie your sherry is here I

can't

sherry is baby okay doctor to talk to

tell I think baby is okay that's good

and now is baby gonna be alright in the

dark

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well now that you're so big

yeah I'm gonna give you a flashlight

look at it yeah it's a really nice thing

they say it's a really nice flashlight

that you keep it under your pillow and

this flashlight will mean that you are

in charge of the dark

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I want to play a game no I want to sing

a song no I want to do a song game yes

yes it's called john brown's baby

and there's john brown's baby do you

have a baby like mine rock your baby

unfortunately this baby has a cold a

pods chest so if you have a cold upon

your chest and you rub it with

camphorated oil it smells awful and

everybody goes yuck those are the words

those are the moves

now you can sing and play with me

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john brown's baby had a cold upon his

chest john brown's baby had a cold upon

his chest

john brown's be he had a cold upon his

chest

and they rubbed it with tempera did oil

that's part of the game the next part is

you leave out the word baby and you say

john brown's had a cold upon his chest

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yeah now you leave out the word hole and

you call

so it's John brows Adam upon his chest

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now this time you leave out the word

chest then you say John Brown had an up

on his here we go

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let's put the words back

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his chest

baby hands just

it's just

we can sir

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come on come on up right well you said

that you were going to do a poem yes you

did I heard no I said that I could spell

you can spell poor I love you on hit me

I didn't mean to hit you that spell poem

Oh No

yes sound it out PLM no no no no there's

a silent e in it I can't hear it

well that's because it's silent that you

can hear it a little bit when I say it

poem poem oh good now do your poem

because I don't I'll indeed like my name

has a silent letter what letter B oh

that's right you know I forgot yeah it

sounds stupid

my name is Lam L AM the Lamba isn't that

stupid no that's fun do you mean it's

fun silent letters are like a game

they're just like a game you know the

rules of a game you can play you know

the silent letter you can spell yeah

okay I'm gonna do my poem

good what is it it did you write it

uh-huh did you read it

no it's a well-known poem that everybody

knows that's why it's well-known yes and

I changed it oh say it okay is that it

no I just have to get the frog out of my

it was incarnate no of course not

go ahead say your poem

well boy blue come blow your nose go on

go on make up your mind go on this is

the song that does it and yes it goes on

and on my friend some people started

singing it not knowing what it was and

they'll continue singing it is for real

just because

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okay

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this is the song that no stop stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away in

the doorway I don't like door funding

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