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Goodbye, Hello (2024)

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Goodbye, Hello (2024)

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["Sippin On Sunshine"

by The 808 playing]

Air, air, air, air

Been walking a tight line

Really don't care,

care, care, air

Ask me if I'm all right,

I lie

Every time, won't deny it

I'm sippin' on sunshine,

floating on air, air, air, air



[song continues

over store speakers]

[employee]

Who's the special someone?

I'm sorry?

The special someone?

Who you're buying flowers for?

Oh.

Uh, it's, uh--

Do people still do this?

You know, like, buy flowers for

other people? I feel like you--

It's like you don't see that

too often anymore.

I think it's charming.

You actually have to

walk into a store,

pick flowers out,

and hand them to someone.

Uh, is there like a-- a, um...

uh, like a trade secret, maybe?

What's the occasion?

[faint high-pitched ringing]

Yes, yes. Sorry. Uh,

I'm listening. I'm thinking.

You know what?

We're just gonna call him.

That's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna call him right now.

Hail Mary. So just help me

simplify the pitch, please.

Jesus, Roger. I said simple.

I'm only gonna have so much time

before he starts yelling at me.

Okay.

Yeah, that'll do, that'll do.

And then, uh, uh--

How much more time do we need?

Okay, so that's, uh...

[sighs] You know what? Whatever.

I'm just gonna Willy Wonka it.

Willy Wonka. He makes fudge.

He fudges. I'm gonna fu--

Doesn't matter. All right, look.

If you don't hear from me,

I jumped.

All right, bye.

[sighs]

-Call Henry Thompson.

-[phone beeps]

[Siri] Calling

Henry Thompson dollar sign,

dollar sign, dollar sign.

Are you f*cking--

g*dd*mn it. f*cking--

Hey, Henry.

How are you, my friend?

Good, good, good. Hey,

sorry for the late phone call,

but I had to share the good news

the moment we got it.

The people over at Sleepy Baby,

they just got in touch.

Yep. They reached out to us.

Isn't that incredible?

Yeah, right? I'm almost

embarrassed for them.

[chuckles] Right?

Yeah, man, so I, uh--

I think we're about ready to

get down to brass tacks and

show them what we're made of.

Uh, the, uh-- the only other

thing I can think of that

we need moving forward is

just, uh, another 60 grand

so we can move to

a native platform,

that way we can--

Yep. Yep.

[sighs] Well, uh...

Yeah, uh, I hear you,

but if we wanna come across

as technically superior,

we'll need to--

Hey, how are you? Beautiful dog.

Henry, I hear you.

Mr. Thompson. Right.

Mr. Thompson,

I understand your trepidation,

-and I also--

-[phone beeping]

I also understand that

this is the third time

that we've asked for money.

I get it. I-- I do.

I know we just seem

like a bunch of kids

scraping together

some code, but...

to me,

it's a lot more than that.

The rest of the founders--

Roger, Erica--

-see, they don't--

-[beeping continues]

they don't have kids, right?

To them,

this is just an opportunity

to make some real money,

but for guys like you and I,

we know what it's like

to roll out of bed

at 3:00 in the morning

to soothe a restless baby.

Yes, sir. Yeah, a little girl.

She's three now. Yeah, yeah.

Takes after her mother,

that's for sure. [chuckling]

Uh, her name is, uh...

It's Kia. Yeah. Yeah.

And to me, this app,

it means a few extra hours

of sleep every single night

for the both of us. And, look,

I think I'm a half-decent dad,

but if I had this app

when Kia was born,

I'd be a g*dd*mn

superhero to her.

And, yeah.

Yeah, it's also an opportunity

to make an a*s-load of money.

So what do you say,

Mr. Thompson?

You ready to change

the parenting game with us?

Mr. Thompson,

you are a good man.

You are a very good man.

Chef's kiss to you, sir.

Yep, yep. Myself and little Kia,

we're never gonna forget this.

All right, I will see to it

that this deal goes through.

All right? You have my word.

All righty then.

Okay, talk to you soon. Bye-bye.

Yes, b*tch. Yes!

[exhales]

Oh, come on.

Daddy's little angel, huh?

[car alarm beeping]

-sh*t.

-I'm sorry, can I help you?

Oh, no, sorry, I didn't--

That just started going off.

-Are you Rebecca?

-Yeah. Who the f*ck are you?

-[alarm stops]

-Oh, I'm Nate. I'm, uh--

-I'm your-- I'm your food.

-[phone ringing]

Utensils are inside.

[grunts]

[ringing continues]

Maggie, hi.

Hi. Sorry, I was, uh...

Whatever. What's up?

[Maggie] Can you hear me?

Maggie.

[Maggie] It's Dad.

Are you there?

Huh.

["Springtime of the Year"

by Kacy & Clayton playing]

Though days are slow,

far from town

Come along and settle down

Put away your dancing gown

In springtime of the year

Your love will not

go in vain

My holdings

and my land to gain

If you go,

just do do take my name

In the springtime

of the year

Ooh, how happy

you could be here

In the springtime

of the year



[song continues over radio]

[radio clicks off]

-Hey, Siri?

-[phone beeps]

Please set a timer

for 15 minutes.

[Siri] A timer has

been set for 15 minutes.

Make that ten minutes, please.

[Siri] No problem.

You ready, bud?

f*ck it.

[Gene] What the hell is that?

What?

-Flowers?

-[Gene] Yes.

They're... flowers.

-Are they for me?

-[Nate] No.

No. I-- I brought them

for the house.

Should've brought more,

actually.

Place looks like sh*t.

What happened there?

Fell.

Doing yard work.

Hmm.

Yeah?

Yeah,

yard looks pretty terrible.

Tell you what, if it looked like

this when I still lived here,

it'd be my a*s.

Did you get any signatures yet?

-What?

-On your cast?

[Gene scoffs]

Still driving grandma's car.

All these years later.

Pretty, uh--

pretty-- pretty sound

investment, actually.

[Gene] It wasn't an investment.

It was a gift.

I know it was a gift.

God knows why

she gave it to you.

She hated that car.

No, she didn't.

Burns oil too fast.

So. A whole year, huh?

That's a f*cking secret.

[exhales]

My company's doing well.

We got about, uh...

uh, a little bit

more than 300,000

-invested into this thing.

-[Gene grunts]

Pretty close to

sealing the deal, actually.

You know, the big one.

Kind of ironic, isn't it?

What?

That you're selling baby cribs

to a town full of q*eers

who can't have babies.

You can't say "q*eers," Dad.

That's the term they prefer now,

is it not?

-And we're not selling cribs.

-What are you selling?

We're selling

the intellectual property.

[Gene hawks, spits]

We're-- we're selling our idea

to one of our competitors

called Sleepy Baby.

-Selling an idea?

-Yep.

For how much?

A lot.

La-di-f*cking-da.

Right. Isn't there supposed to

be a nurse around or something?

[Gene] She's around.

Cool. I'm gonna go find her.

-[Gene] Good luck.

-Thanks.

[Gene] She's a bit of a c**t.

-Can you not?

-What? She is.

She's rude.

And I'm dying.

So she's a c**t.

-Oh, f*cking hell.

-f*cking hell is right.

I was only thinking

about k*lling myself

-before she showed up, but now--

-That's nice.

That's really-- really

a sweet sentiment

to share with your son.

Actually, you know what?

I'm just gonna do something

while I'm here.

What? What are you--

What is it? What are you doing?

Oh, what the hell?

Oh, no. No, put it back.

[Nate] Just gonna hang on

to this, just for a bit.

-Oh, come on. Grow the f*ck up.

-No, I'm gonna remove

the temptation,

for Maggie's sake.

Nate. Nate! [shouting] Nathan!

Put it back.

[Gene grunts]

[breathing heavily]

[cell phone ringing]

I-- I'm just gonna...

take this phone call.

[ringing continues]

[panting]

[ringing continues]

["I'm The Law"

by DeMammos playing]

I'm the law, get out my way

If you want trouble,

then you can stay

I'm the law,

so you better pray

If you wanna live

to see another day

You think you're better

Thinking you can

really take me down

You underestimate the force

I bring into this town

I'm the law, get out my way

If you want trouble,

then you can stay

I'm the law,

so you better pray

If you wanna live

to see another day

[lock rattling]

I used to see some things

That'd make a grown man

lose his mind

Broken people, lives are

ruined, running out of time

Ah! Yes!



Hey-- Oh!

-Oh, sh*t.

-Oh, my God. What are you doing?

What-- what am I--

What are you doing?

-Changing my clothes!

-What, in here?

-Yes.

-Why?

-Get out! Stop lingering.

-I'm not. I'm-- I'm apologizing.

-I'm just so confused.

-Get out!

Yeah.

Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

sh*t, sh*t. Sorry, sorry.

The door does that

for some reason,

it-- it bounces back open.

It's done that my whole life.

I swear to God, we fixed it--

-Out!

-Yeah. Sorry. Sorry.

[muttering]

Huh.

I am so sorry.

I had no idea that

you'd be shirtless like that.

And to be honest with you,

I was kind of seeing red,

so I didn't get

a good look at anything.

So, you know what, just...

no need to be embarrassed.

Yeah. We should start over.

I'm Nate.

-"No need to be embarrassed"?

-Yeah, you know what, no need.

I'm not embarrassed.

Are you embarrassed?

Me? No. No.

But I just walked in on you

and you were only wearing a bra,

so, you know, for most people,

that would be, you know,

pretty embarrassing.

That was a joke.

I'm sorry. I-- I do that.

I make jokes when

I'm uncomfortable,

and it's something I'm

working on and super aware of.

My sister always points it out.

It's like,

I honestly will just

keep talking until someone--

You and your sister need to fill

these out as soon as possible.

Sure. Sure, yeah.

Like it didn't happen.

That's-- that's less awkward.

If you have the time right now,

that'd be great.

Uh, sh**t. Actually, uh,

I have a call I have to

be on shortly, so.

That's fine.

Wow, look at this sh*t.

Hey, if Gene kicks the bucket,

do we get to keep what's left?

[microwave dings]

Okay. Great.

I will circle back in a bit

and we can, you know,

talk about all the-- the stuff.

Well, I saw your name on

the paperwork earlier,

so I'll just call you Amal,

if that's okay with you?

Or-- or Mrs. Amal?

-Amal's fine.

-Amal. Okay. Cool. Cool.

I-- I like that name a lot,

actually.

What's, uh-- what's

the heritage behind that?

Lebanese.

Lebanese. Oh, nice.

Yeah. Yeah.

Paris of the Middle East.

I actually went to high school

with a kid from Lebanon.

Oh, gee. You think I know him?

Oh, I hope not. He's a real

piece of sh*t, that guy.

Must be something

in the water here.

-You're funny, do you know that?

-How so?

Well, for starters, you're about

to dive into

a pre-noon TV dinner.

That's pretty wild.

-It's for your dad.

-And second...

you have this ability to have

self control

while also having, like,

you know, none whatsoever.

Like, you're stopping yourself

from giving me the insults

I clearly deserve, but, uh,

you wear them

all over your face still.

It's, uh-- I don't know.

It's funny.

-It's hilarious.

-Yeah, your lips, too.

Seriously, dude?

Are you hitting on me right now?

What-- No. No.

Well, something's

got your number,

because you seem to have

quite a pep in your step,

considering the circumstances.

Must be the inheritance.

First off, I'm here

for my sister, all right?

And second, not that

he even has it anymore,

but I don't need

any of Gene's money.

-I'm doing just fine on my own.

-Oh, right. Baby cribs.

No. No, no, no. No.

It's not-- it's not baby cribs.

-No?

-I'm actually developing an app.

You know what?

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

I don't need to

explain my presence to you.

God, you guys are so much alike.

You get that a lot?

Who?

You and your dad.

[scoffs]

Hi, how are you?

Good, good. Happy to hear.

Yeah, this is Nate Ryan

calling from Coo.

Coo? Like C-O-O, "coo"?

Coo, like the sound

a baby makes. Coo.

Yes, yes, it's very clever, yes.

We're an app. We actually have

the most advanced algorithm

in the smart crib sleep space.

We are Coo. This is what we do.

"Coo," you know?

I was calling to see

if Bobby's in today.

Still not in.

Okay. No, that's okay.

Do you mind leaving him

another message for me?

If it's possible,

I would love to speak to

one of your superiors.

Is that a rude question?

Sure thing.

Hello?

Hello?

f*ck! f*ck! Come on.

The most advanced algorithm

in the smart crib

sleep technology space.

It's really something

you'll have to--

f*ck!

[exhales]

Ow!

g*dd*mn it.

[grunts]

Yeah, it doesn't really

look like it's happening

for me today, but, uh,

you know, I do have

an old college friend, Ben,

who I could reach out to.

It's kind of a shot

in the dark, but...

Yeah. Yeah, maybe

I'll give him a call tomorrow.

[man on phone]

By the way, how's your dad?

Oh, my dad.

Yeah, he's doing really well.

Yeah. Yeah, thanks for asking.

He's a fighter, you know?

It's, uh...

it's great to kind of hang out

and be there for him, you know?

[man on phone

speaking indistinctly]

Sure. Hey,

I'll-- I'll talk to you later.

All right, bye.

Hey. What's, uh-- what's up?

Just checking on that paperwork.

Yeah, sorry. I totally spaced

on it. I can do it right now.

You know you've been here

an entire day

and haven't asked

for a status check,

or how he's doing,

or anything, really?

Oh.

How's he doing?

[scoffs]

Hey, are we always

gonna be tense like this,

or will we ever hit our stride

with some professionalism?

[scoffs] Professionalism?

Well, my professionalism went

out the laundry room window when

you walked in on me changing

and made jokes about it.

I usually pride myself on it,

but you know what?

I don't want it.

Your dad is in

an incredible amount of pain.

His vision is declining

and the tumors in his head

are only getting bigger,

so how is he doing?

He's doing really shitty.

And I know it might be easier

to have less sympathy for him

because he declined treatment,

but just...

show a little compassion.

Wait, he--

he declined treatment?

-[Gene] g*dd*mn it!

-[thump]

[Nate] sh*t.

g*dd*mn it. Jeez.

Yep, I'm still here.

What's-- what are you doing?

What's with the butter knife?

What is this?

Trying to get

this f*cking tape out.

Tape? What year is it in here?

You're gonna electrocute

yourself. Let me help you out.

No, you're not gonna

know how to do it.

Yeah, you just gotta

shake it loose. Ready? Here.

Stop! Stop, stop,

you're gonna ruin the tape.

Yeah, I'm trying to, 'cause

we have the Internet now. Dad.

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop it!

-Leave! Just leave it!

-Yeah, sorry. Yep.

[Gene] Oh, my God.

It's like I'm a baby.

Come on, you coward.

-What?

-Not you.

What the f*ck is-- g*dd*mn.

[Gene] Come on, come on.

Pee for Papa.

-[urine trickles]

-Come on.

-[Gene grunts]

-[trickling stops]

f*ck you too.

[grunts]

[Gene clears throat, spits]

Why are you declining treatment?

Is that advisable?

Don't tell your sister.

[Nate] No. No, no, no, no.

No. You can't--

you can't-- Don't--

don't ask me to do that.

It'll only sour

your sister's trip. Good?

Her trip? I'm sorry, you think

this is a trip for her?

Close the door on your way out.

Yeah, sorry, dude.

I'm not lying for you.

[gentle piano music]

[car approaching]

[Maggie] My brother's

gonna pay for this,

if you don't mind waiting,

like, two more minutes. Thanks.

Oh, come on.

Look at this outfit.

You're batting a thousand

in those pants.

Oh, these old rags

right here, huh?

Whoo!

You expect me to catch that?

And we're not

doing that anymore.

-[Nate] All right.

-Okay. Hey, bro.

-It's good to see you.

-Ahh! You scumbag.

[grunts] Unreal.

-What? No. Oh, my God. Stop.

-God.

-Really? Another one? No.

-Nate, I'm coping.

Yeah, cope with alcohol

like us healthy people.

Oh, yeah, real healthy.

Look at your under-eye circles.

Don't touch me with

your taxi fingers.

-Jesus Christ.

-What's the matter with you?

-Oh, my God.

-Where have you been? You said

you'd be here this morning.

Between Dad and the nurse,

-I'm f*ck' dying over here.

-Okay, well, JFK can literally

suck a bag of dicks, so.

-The president?

-Yes, JFK the president

is the reason my

flight was delayed.

-Oh.

-And what's the deal

-with the nurse?

-Oh, nothing. I just hear, uh,

glass breaking and car accidents

at night when she's around.

[car horn honking]

Help a girl out.

-Me? I have to pay?

-Yes.

Because I'm a poor,

struggling college student.

-Who even takes taxis?

-Oh, my God. I tried to Uber,

but they wouldn't take me

to podunk-a*s Bundy Canyon.

Oh, "podunk-a*s"?

Wow, those, uh,

NYU poetry classes aren't

what they used to be, huh?

-How much?

Thank you. Appreciate it.

Uh, I'm gonna go ahead and

carry all these bags for you,

'cause I'm feeling like

an extra good brother today.

Honestly, the best.

Here we go.

Oh, please, Nate. If you're

gonna be a p*ssy about it,

-I'll just carry myself.

-No, no, no, no. Please.

I ain't no podunk-a*s p*ssy.

All right, watch out.

-Okay. And here you go.

-Let's do this.

Sure, why not? Load it up.

All right, here we go. [grunts]

There's not a single

edible thing in this fridge.

I don't know...

You okay?

Does he look bad?

Uh, well...

I mean, he looks,

you know, sick, so.

I saw him a few months ago,

and not a word about this.

So, like, does he

go somewhere in for chemo,

or are there,

like, machines inside?

Or, like, what am I in for?

Uh, you know, I actually--

I don't know

the full details yet, so...

you should just ask him.

[Maggie] Oh, my God, Dad.

The air in here is so thick.

Opening these.

You look good, kid.

Yeah, well, air travel is

every girl's beauty secret.

You look like your mother.

You're freaking me out.

And you remember,

I think it was, uh--

it was Christmas morning.

I don't remember

what day we gave it to you.

[Maggie laughs, stops]

Wow, that's... silent.

Uh, bags.

Where would you like 'em?

Thank you, bellboy. My bedroom.

Totally fine.

So when do you

start treatment?

Or have you already?

Already started.

[Maggie] How are you feeling?

Real good.

-So, tell me...

-Mm-hmm?

You still talking to that little

Asian twerp you met in class?

[Maggie laughs] No, Dad.

I'm not still talking to him.

But thank you so much

for reminding me right now.

-Well, good. Good.

-Mm-hmm.

[tender music]



[easy listening music

playing over speakers]

-Oh!

-[Nate] Oh, sh*t. Sorry.

Here, it-- There you are.

[employee]

How'd those flowers work out?

I'm sorry?

For your dad?

Oh! Right, yeah.

Sorry, sorry. It-- it's been a

rough couple of days since then.

That was this morning.

Uh...

Well, the flowers were...

a big hit, so thank you for

your help. I appreciate it.

You don't remember me, do you?

No, I do. I do. Sorry.

It's just been a long day,

obviously, and--

No, like,

you don't remember who I am.

I'm Maggie's friend?

Rachel?

What, like Rachel--

Rachel Sailor, Rachel?

-Oh, my God. I-- I didn't--

-[Rachel chuckles]

You're, like, a-- a girl.

An-- an adult gal. Lady. Woman.

Actually,

after you left earlier,

I sort of kicked myself for

not telling you who I was.

I don't-- I don't know

why I got so nervous.

-sh*t.

-[Rachel] Well, I guess

I do know why, but, um...

Okay. Well,

I'm glad the flowers were a hit.

Yeah. Thank you.

I'll, uh-- I'll be sure to

remember you for all my future,

you know, floral necessities.

Yeah. [giggles] Okay.

-Nice to see you.

-Yeah, you too. All right.

-See ya.

-Bye.



[scanner beeping]

Don't you love that?

-Yikes. Oh, my God.

-That small town thing

where you see someone you know

everywhere you go?

Uh, actually, no.

I change coffee shops

all the time for that reason.

Bye, Nate.

Don't forget:

floral necessities.

I'm your girl.

What did she say?

Floral necessities?

Mmm.

Floral.

Right.

Why would, uh--

why would someone

refuse treatment?

Why would someone,

or why would Gene?

He's handling it well.

Considering the condition

he's in, it's pretty impressive.

Impressive? Oh, yeah, sure.

Hiding a year-long battle

with cancer from your children

and having hospice call them up

to drop the b*mb,

that's, uh--

Yeah, that-- that's impressive.

[laughs] What? What did I say?

You know,

I just met the both of you,

but so far, I would much rather

hang out with your dad.

Okay, now you're just

saying crazy sh*t.

-You--

-What did I say?

Everything! All of it. You have

zero sense of awareness.

-But we just met!

-You just ooze entitlement,

-and it's driving me crazy!

-I'm entitled? Is that why

you've been giving me

a therapeutic berating all day?

Well, I thought maybe you were,

like, a cry for help

kind of guy, but really, I think

you are just a moody man boy.

Oh, my God. Are you like this

with everybody, or is this

-just, like, a me thing?

-Like what?

Well, I don't know.

Like a b*tch.

-Ow! What the f*ck?

-You never say that to a woman.

You're causing a scene,

you maniac!

Ask your dad why he didn't go

through treatment. Don't ask me!

I did ask him.

You know what he said to me?

"Don't tell your sister."

That's your pal Gene.

You know what? Fine.

Go outside

on your phone all day.

Talk business. Talk algorithms.

Keep ignoring your dad

and see if I give a sh*t. Okay?

I think you do give a sh*t!

What is happening right now?

Do I have to clean this up?

Hey, how are you?

[clears throat]

Gotta f*cking clean this up.

f*cking bullshit.

[starter grinding]

[engine sputters, dies]

Yep. That's about right.

[inhales, exhales]

Oh, jeez.

[scoffs]

[Nate] It's fine.

We got our wires crossed.

She hit me with a bag of chips.

Jesus. Oh, my God. What a b*tch.

Right?

That's what I sai-- Well...

No, you shouldn't say that.

That's not very nice.

But you know what?

She apologized.

She gave me a ride home. So,

you know, we're on good terms.

I have to tell you something.

What?

I was planning on

keeping it to myself,

but I already feel sick

not telling you about it.

What about?

About the chemo stuff?

No, about the house.

What chemo stuff?

-I--

-[garage door opening]

Good terms, huh?

-Why are you hiding?

-'Cause I'm a child, Maggie.

-Okay? Now come hide with me.

-No.

-Hiding in the pool toys?

-Yeah.

[Nate] Ah, there she is!

Found it.

Okay, not great terms.

He's selling it.

The house. He told me earlier.

sh*t. Uh...

God, you're doing everything

you can to suffer from smiling.

I'm not smiling. I have

no reason to smile at that.

Okay, now I'm smiling,

'cause I know

it's a terrible time to smile

and my body hates me.

But I'm not finding joy in

any of this. I'm not happy.

I know you're not happy,

but you're not sad.

I'm sorry. What did you expect

to happen with the house?

Were you hoping to keep this

as, like, a summer hangout?

No, I was expecting to have

my dad

for another 20 to 30 years

up until three days ago.

I now have to say goodbye

to him and my childhood home

just like that, Nate.

It f*cking sucks.

You know, you've been gone

a lot longer than I have.

This is still my home.

Oh.

Sorry, I was--

I just have some clothes

in the dryer. I'm gonna...

Uh, hey, I-- I shouldn't have...

uh, said that.

Uh, last night,

when-- when, uh--

when we left the grocery store,

I--

You know, I said, uh--

I-- I said "b*tch."

And I said at you. I-- I--

Okay.

-Oklahoma, huh?

-Hmm?

I saw the license plate

on your car.

Is that where you grew up?

-Yeah.

-What part?

The part with busy people

who have jobs to do.

I love that part.

Yeah. Panhandle!

Go Thunder.

[Gene] Hold on, hold on!

-[Maggie] Okay!

-[Gene] Not so fast.

[Maggie] Okay.

Just hold on a second.

Wow. This is what you look like

in the light of day, Mr. Ryan.

-[Gene grunts]

-Good morning to you too.

So, what's on

the menu for today?

Let me guess. TV dinner?

I-- I don't think

that the frozen dinners

are what he should be

eating right now. Right?

Like, they're packed

with salt and sh*t.

Oh, yeah, but that's usually

all he wants to eat, so--

But I googled a list of foods

that you should eat

during chemotherapy.

You know what's at

the top of the list, Dad?

-Oatmeal.

-Ugh.

[Maggie] Apparently

it's good for your bowels.

-No.

-Second on the list is eggs.

-Ugh!

-An easy, healthy breakfast.

[Gene groans]

Nate, can you help me

with the eggs?

They freak me out.

I'm not doing it.

-Sure.

-[Maggie] Thank you.

When's his next session, Amal?

-His next session?

-Yes. For chemo.

Oh. Um...

[Nate] You know what?

Maybe Dad knows

the answer to that.

Dad?

Mmm, uh...

Uh...

I don't know. Ask the girl.

[Nate scoffs]

What?

-Really?

-[Maggie] What?

f*ck your eggs, dude.

[Maggie] What?

I told you,

I'm not gonna lie for you.

Lie about what?

He's not doing chemo, Maggie.

He's not doing any treatment.

[chuckles] Oh, my God.

Nate, just stop. Just stop.

That's not--

that's not right.

Right? That's not...

[breathing heavily]

[Gene] Sorry, kid.

I'm-- I'm-- I'm sorry, kid.

I just...

Oh, God.

I-- I can-- I--

No.

I'm sorry.

Then, um-- um...

Then why the f*ck are you here?

-I'm sorry?

-Why are you here?

To dole out

an occasional Tylenol for him?

No, I understand that

you're caught off-guard--

No, aren't you

supposed to be here

to make sure he gets better?

I'm here to make sure

he's comfortable.

Comfortable? Holy sh*t.

See, I was under the impression

that you were a real nurse.

I was under the impression

you knew what "hospice" meant.

Well, I was under the impression

that you actually knew

-how to do your job!

-[Nate] Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!

She's not the one

that's been lying to you.

Yes, you're right, Nate.

You've been lying to me!

[scoffs] You know,

this whole time,

I thought this was gonna be

a "we" thing,

that we were doing

this together, but no!

It's a f*cking Nate thing!

What a dumbass I am, huh?

Funny.

Enjoy your f*ck' eggs.

[door slams]

-[Gene grunts]

-[glass shatters]

[glass shatters]

[Gene, distant]

You little f*ck' coward.

[faint high-pitched ringing]

Get me out of here.

-Okay. Okay.

-[Gene] Take me up there.

I wanna get the f*ck

out of here now.

[distant conversation continues]

[ringing continues]

[ringing stops]

[Nate screams]

No, you know-- Forget it.

I shouldn't have said anything.

I'm dumb. I'm dumb.

They're just projections. They--

I'm dumb. Don't listen to me.

Drinks?

Yes. Yes, I would love to.

I'll tell you what.

Bring your girlfriend.

I'd love to

talk shop with her.

Yes. [laughing]

Hey, Ben, uh,

I'm actually out of town

on business this week,

but what do you say

we do something next week

the moment I get back? Yeah?

All right, buddy, sounds good.

Okay. [laughing]

Yes!

Yes!

[Gene] What are you getting paid

for? Hold me up a little bit.

[Amal] We'll just go to

the end of the driveway.

Just like that, huh?

Bring back any memories?

[Maggie] Can you stop?

It's a sad trick. Maggie.

That wasn't something

you should hear from me.

Yeah, yet you stood by knowing

I wasn't hearing it from him.

[Amal] See? The walker's

not so bad, right, Mr. Ryan?

[Gene] If you don't mind

looking like an invalid ret*rd,

-it's wonderful.

-[Nate] Jesus.

[Maggie] Here, I got him.

-No, it's okay, I got him.

-No, it's-- it's okay.

Well, somebody get me.

Somebody get me

-between the two of you.

-Yep. Okay. Yep.

-Hold on to me.

-[Maggie] Yep.

[Gene]

Everyone's got their heads

up their f*cking asses

around here.

You know, Dad, I was

doing a little more research

on stage four treatments.

Margaret, I don't wanna hear it.

Okay, well, I literally

have your oxygen supply,

-so, uh, too f*cking bad.

-[Gene groans]

I'm not gonna have

my head cracked open

so some lab coat can drop

a poison wafer in my brain.

There are other treatments

than that, Dad.

But if you're gonna continue

to be an a*s about it,

maybe we squash your plan

to sell the house. All right?

You're not gonna be around

to stop us then, so.

[Gene] Are you out of your mind?

-[arguing continues]

-Oklahoma to Bundy Canyon.

Seems like a bit

of a lateral leap.

What brought you out here?

-The crystal meth.

-Mmm!

-It is the best.

-Mm-hmm.

Do you live nearby?

You know, I'm actually

on the clock right now, so.

-Right. Yep. Sorry.

-Perfect. Thank you.

Scorpio?

-Virgo.

-Oh, no sh*t.

So is Gene.

Oh! Wow.

You gonna throw us a pool party?

[scoffs] Gene doesn't swim.

Doesn't swim,

or doesn't know how?

I don't know.

I never thought to ask.

You doing okay up there,

Mr. Ryan?

It's pretty bright.

You want your sunglasses?

-No, he's fine.

-No, I'd like the sunglasses.

We can go in the shade.

You want my sunglasses?

-Yeah, I'd like the sunglasses.

-You can take mine. All right?

[Amal]

You want a coat or anything?

No. It's 90 degrees.

He doesn't need a coat.

[car horn honking]

Are you expecting a friend, Dad?

I don't have friends.

[music thumping from car stereo]

Bubby?

-Duffy?

-[Duffy] Oh.

What? Yo, what's going on?

Oh, man. Oh, he's home.

-Wow.

-What are you doing here?

I didn't know you be

in town, bro.

-Yeah, yeah.

-[Duffy] You look good, bro.

Thanks, man. But, uh, Gene,

he's sick, so, you know,

I'm-- I'm--

I'm back for him.

Yeah, yeah, he-- he told me.

Hey, Mr. Ryan. How are you?

Dying.

Just like they say. We all are.

Very cool sunglasses, though.

Hey, Mags.

Hey, Duffy.

Hey, nurse?

Uh, when-- when did he

tell you that?

Uh, when he-- when he tell me

that-- that he was sick--

Oh, uh...

I-- I borrowed something for

him the other day, but--

Hey, yo, what are you doing

tonight, bro? Let's hit up

[indistinct] and go for

a skate or something, bro.

Fun, they'll literally cream

when they see you, bro.

-Cream!

-Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What time is it? We got plenty

of time, bro. Come on.

As moist as that offer sounds,

I think, uh, you know,

it's-- it's a bad time with the

whole Dad dying thing, you know?

Christ, don't use me

as an excuse.

No. Didn't know

you could hear that. Uh...

I mean, also, dude,

it-- it's a-- it's a bad night.

I got work stuff I got to do.

I got emails.

Work, bro. Not

today. Come on, bro. You can--

You can sell twice as

many baby cribs tomorrow.

I don't-- I don't sell cribs.

Is that-- what, why-- why?

I thought you sold baby cribs.

-No.

-It's not--

No. Okay, I'll tell you what.

How about we just--

you wanna hang out

here tonight,

for old time's sake?

[Nate] What?

What are you doing?

What-- what is this?

What are you doing?

-No, I don't like it.

-Oh!

-Duffy. No. No.

-I don't know how this

-got in my car, but--

-You just happen to have it?

-Somebody's gotta drink it, huh?

-No, Duffy, put it back.

Put it back. No. No.

-We are grown-ups

-You know you want some.

[song in French playing]

Wait, wait. Don't light it yet!

Hang on--

[men giggling]

[whistling sound]

-Yeah, I guess.

-Hey, you know

those as*h*le neighbors are

gonna call the cops?

-I'll talk to them.

-Oh, will you?

You know, you got some ash right

there. Oh, wait.

No, it's a mustache, I guess.

Oh, you talking about this

thick-a*s mustache?

Mm-hmm.

[Oh. Oh, oh, oh!

[microwave beeping, humming]

[indistinct chatter outside]

[Duffy] What the hell? Hey!

[Duffy] She's not a little girl

anymore, D. Oh, my gosh.

Just do it, Mags. Just

come hang out with us.

Everyone deserves one night off.

Oh, yes. Says the guy with beer

in one hand

and his work phone in the other.

And I gotta keep her coming

Like a junkie, it's funny

Hey, um,

I decided I deserve a break.

You know,

you're welcome to join.

Thanks, but I'll sit

this one out.

[men laughing, shouting]

Yeah, I'd say your loss, but...

[Duffy] Wait, wait,

wait, wait. Here!

Rose-colored goggles,

take what--

[microwave dinging]

Hey, what did you borrow

from Gene?

Huh?

You said you'd borrowed

something from him earlier.

Like, a table saw. Yeah.

Where you going?

Getting the nurse.

What? No. Duffy, don't. She

doesn't wanna hang out with us.

[Maggie] I already tried. She

clearly doesn't like us.

Duff, leave her.

She doesn't want to.

Ah. Yes, she does.

Duffy! Duff.

[faint music playing]

What?

What you munching on?

That is a mobile meal.

You can eat that out by

the fire with us. Come on.

No. No, thanks.

I'm on the clock.

Okay. Well, when are you off?

When Mr. Ryan goes to sleep.

Why is he still awake at

this hour? The man's sick.

It's 7:30.

What? It's only 7:30?

-Remind me your name again.

-Seriously?

I'm sorry. I'm-- I'm like,

horrible with names.

I don't wanna say

Annie, but...

That sounds too white.

Uh, or Amanda? Your name's

not Amanda.

-It's, like...

-Amal.

-Amal? Amal.

-Mm-hmm.

Lebanese. Like the kid

I went to high school with.

Yes. You mentioned that the

first few times we met.

[belching] Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Um...

I was gonna tell you earlier,

but, uh, maybe don't tell Nate

that I've been by a few times?

It's, uh...

it's a long story.

-Yeah, sure.

-Thanks.

But I'm still not gonna

sit around the fire

and chat it up with you guys.

Don't flatter

yourself, sunshine.

You're a lot young for me.

I'm 30.

I know.

Okay.

Tell you what.

-No. No way.

-Yes way.

I'm almost positive

I don't remember it.

I'm almost positive that you do.

We don't even have

the right music, or--

The music is in you, Bubby.

What is it, exactly?

That's why she's here, Bubby.

Don't disappoint.

Sorry, fool's errand. Sorry,

Amal. They wasted your time.

-He's full of sh*t.

-You're full of sh*t.

[Duffy] Tell him, Mags.

Tell him.

Do you want a drink

or something?

-You, in the middle?

-I'm good.

[Maggie] Don't f*ck it up!

[Duffy] Go, Bubby!



["Led by the Moonlight"

by Leonardo Vitocolonna]

Driving in the night

I can find my way

Through the darkness

Well, the streets

are so quiet

There's a big white moon

That's rising

through the clouds

Lighting up the way

I just have to go

-Yes!

- I just have to go

I'm being led

by the moonlight

I'm being led

by the moonlight

360!

I'm being led

by the moonlight

Led by the moonlight



Led by the moonlight

- [Maggie] Here, come on.

- Led by the moonlight

[Maggie] Wait, wait.

Trust me.

[group laughing, exclaiming]

- Yes, yes.

-Just like this?

[Maggie cheering]

[fire crackling]

[Nate] Oh, man. He's always had

a thing for older women.

Always. He asked

our English teacher

-to the 8th grade winter formal.

-Oh, God.

And you know what? She thought

about it for

a moment too long, perhaps.

So how far back do you guys go?

Hmm. Grade school.

Very deep guy,

believe it or not.

Been through some sh*t,

but always has a good time,

and lives for everyone

else to have a good time. Truly.

Okay. And the routine?

Uh, my mom put me in ballet

for, like, a year

when I was a kid.

Thought it'd be good for me.

And these two clowns never

let me live it down.

Why only a year?

My dad.

Do you miss this place at all?

Uh, no, not really.

It'd be so cool to grow up here.

The house,

the property, the pool.

I would have k*lled for this.

Mm, not a big swimmer.

None of us are, actually.

The whole Ryan lineage.

Historically speaking,

we don't swim.

Why even build a pool, then?

What, are you

kidding me? That's...

That's the Ryan construction

showroom right there.

I mean, this whole place,

it's-- it's just--

It's a business card,

This house is just the Ryan

construction crown jewel.

So it's just for show?

One time, I, uh....

I slipped on the tile back there

by the pool. Broke my wrists.

I sat in the backseat of my

dad's truck for 40 minutes,

soaking wet, holding my wrist,

while he went around

and checked all the tile and

grout for cracks.

Duffy was there, actually.

He-- he sat with me.

Why are you here?

What do you mean?

Well, if you hate this all

so much, why are you here?

Mm, my sister asked me to be?

What?

You're helpless.

I'm helpless?

Yeah, I don't know

why I keep trying.

Me neither. But I think

it's nice that you're trying.

Oh, you think it's nice?

Isn't that charming? How sweet.

How sweet. Jesus Christ.

Your fuse is so short.

Do you know that?

Why? Because I said how sweet?

You want me to be sweet?

I could be sweet with you.

I think you're very attractive.

How about that?

Well, I think--

I find myself very drawn

to you, is what I mean.

Short fuse and all.



["Lighten the Load" by Romi]

Through the fog

in the mountains

Lose your way in the snow?

That old devil may come

and just take us

When it is, we won't

know, so just let it go

Life will run fast

and in slow

Just need someone

to love me

Someone to lighten the load

Oh, just lighten the load

[object thudding]

[thumping above]

[muffled exclamation]

[Gene] Christine.

Christine!

[Nate] Woah, woah, woah.

Hey, hey.

[Gene] Oh. Your whole -- oh!

You go away.

-Go. Go! Go away.

-Woah. What? What? What?

[Gene] Oh, God.

f*ck. Okay. Okay.

[Gene groaning]

Just [indistinct], okay?

Okay, come on.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay.

Okay, okay. Okay.

[Gene panting]

Okay, it's okay. Okay.

[Gene sniffling]

I'm gonna haunt you.

[Gene sobbing]

Oh, you're

a f*cking wh*re.

Why?

Why?

[Gene sobbing]



[mournful guitar music]

[Amal] He may

have had a seizure.

But it's hard to say without

being there immediately after.

[Maggie] What do you mean

by may have?

Well, if he seemed

confused and was calling

out for your mother like that,

then tomorrow is not guaranteed.

That's why you guys are here,

for nights like that.

And to have a goodbye, while

he can still reciprocate it.



f*ck! God damn--

Do you need help?

Uh...

I need a grocery bag.

[birds chirping]

[Gene coughing]

[Nate] Nice.

Let me take your glass.

I'll take your glass.

[Nate] Are you ready, Dad?

All right. Ready?

Here, give me your hands.

We'll just take it one

step at a time. Ready?

One step. Here we go.

I got you. I got you. Oh.

[Gene groaning]

You okay? One more. Here we go.

[Gene groaning]

-Let's party, huh?

-Mm-hmm.

Take it one step at a time.

All right? Now, I got you.

All right. I-- okay.

You good? Okay.

[birds chirping]

-Okay.

-Mm-hmm.

-Yes.

-Mm.

All right. Here we go.

You ready?

Mm. Woo.

Woah. Yeah! [laughing]

[Gene laughing]

-Ooh, ooh! Hey. Oh. Wait.

-Woah, Dad. Woah.

-Wait. Hey!

-Hey.

-Hey. No. No!

-Dad. I got you, Dad.

I got you, Dad. You're okay.

You're okay, you're okay.

-Oh. Oh. Oh.

-You're okay?

You guys all right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. We're good.

Oh, I see.

It's a show.

A show.

So you can f*ck the Arab.

I hear

they're submissive.

I should have

gotten me one, huh?

[Gene] Nate. Nate,

what are you doing?

-What are you--

-Hey.

-Woah, woah, woah, woah.

-Nate, what the f*ck?

Nathan. You stood on

the-- Nathan. Help me!

-[Maggie] Nate!

-Help me. Help me.

[Amal] Okay. Okay, wow.

Come on, chum.

What happened? Nate?

What the f*ck happened?

No, I'm just.

I'm-- I'm-- I'm--

I'm good. It doesn't

matter. I'm good.

I swear, I'm good. I'm so good!

To be totally honest,

I'm just glad

the bathing suit stayed on

through the struggle.

I just wanna go home.

Why did you leave Oklahoma?

I just needed a change.

So you chose this

armpit of a city?

What is Bundy Canyon offering

you that Oklahoma wasn't?

It's just better for me. How?

How?

It just is.

How?

My parents are just

very conservative.

Like, uh....

Like, like

politically speaking?

Like, religiously.

They're very, just...

By the book, which is great.

I think there's something

beautiful about that. But...

It's really complicated,

when you come from a place

like my parents did.

Lebanon is

small and struggling.

But there's also so

much pride and passion

baked into our culture.

Now, I-- With that comes

certain pressures and

expectations, and I...

It's just like religion

and tradition in

such a tight grasp, like,

that sometimes felt more like

weapons than tools.

The women in my family

have never really had

the reins to their own lives.

Worked for some of them,

I guess, but...

I don't know.

I think I was born with

something different in my bones,

you know? I just--

I knew I was always going

to disappoint them.

There was no two ways about it.

It was constant warfare.

I don't know how

I feel about God, but...

She certainly didn't

make me passive.

So I questioned and I pushed

back. And that just wasn't--

Eventually, the loud arguments

got quiet,

and that wasn't

doing anyone any good.

So one morning, I...

woke my brother up, I told him

I loved him, and I left.

Do you guys still talk?

You and your parents?

No.

I'll tell you one thing, though.

All of that aside,

I f*cking love being Lebanese.

Sounds really nice,

when you say it.

But for whatever reason,

whenever I go around town

saying how much

I f*cking love being white...

-People just sh*t on--

-Oh, my God. No.

Stop. No, spare us, please.

God.

I deliver food.

What?

Like, through

a delivery service?

That's, uh,

that's how I make money.

-What about your app?

-It's not worth anything.

Not yet. Not until we sell it.

All my partners, they're all--

they're all just a bunch

of trust fund kids.

And I'm broke as f*ck.

And I'm a food

delivery boy. g*dd*mn.

I just miss the days

when all I'd do is

eat cereal

and go skating and fall.

Fall?

Oh, yeah, I used to fall

and eat sh*t all the time.

Just get back up

and keep skating.

Now, trip going up some stairs.

And that's all I talk about

for the next week.

Mm. And you miss

falling down?

Oh, yeah. Don't

you remember being a kid?

You always had scraped knees

and, like, holes in your--

You maniac. I was having

a moment with myself.

I'm sorry. I wanted to reconnect

you with your childhood self.

God, I think

I stepped on a snail.

You know, you're actually not

the worst person I've ever met.

Hmm. Was I in

contention for that?

-Yeah. A f*cking shoo-in.

-Oh, wow.

I love being a front runner.

Hey!

[groaning]

Mr. Ryan.

Okay, it's okay. Mr. Ryan,

can you hear me? Gene.

Nate, call an ambulance.

[off-key]

'Tis I'll be here

In sunshine or in shadow

-Should we?

-No.

-But--

-We can't.

Oh, Danny boy

Oh, Danny boy

I love you so

Oh.

Ah, Sadie, that was awesome.

Nice job.

It's a funeral, Nate.

Oh, I'm so sorry, you two.

Your father was a great man.

Salt of the earth.

Thank you, and Victoria,

for your kind words.

We appreciate it. And you are

his favorite of his sisters.

Oh!

-Honey.

-Oh, f*ck.

I think you guys

need some more wine.

Let me get that for you.

-[Maggie] Thank you.

-What the fu--

Was she standing

there the whole time?

I'm so sorry, kids.

Your father was such a...

-...a gentle soul.

-[Maggie] Thank you.

-[Nate] Yes.

-We appreciate it.

[Nate] Gentle?

[soft piano music]

[fork hitting glass]

-[aunt] Hello?

-Oh, God help us.

Thank you all for coming to

my brother's funeral today.

After talking

with some of you, uh...

I'm really starting

to get the sense

that Gene had a mission in life.

To inspire.

And I'd also like to take

this opportunity to pass

the mic to Gene's eldest,

Nathan, so that he can

say something on my

brother's behalf. Nate.

Oh...

-Go.

-Okay.

Sorry. Sorry. Yep. Thank--

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Uh, hello, everyone. Um...

I would also like

to thank you all,

for, uh-- for, for-- you know,

being here with us.

Uh...

Hmm. It-- It's hard being

sentimental about the, uh--

The least sentimental

person that I know.

[chuckling uncomfortably]

Yeah. Okay.

What can you say about

Gene Ryan, right?

You know, gentle soul?

Well, actually, there-- there

was this one time where, uh,

you know, my mom,

she had the movers here

packing up

all of her stuff, right?

-Nate?

-No, no, this is a good one.

You guys are gonna like it.

We had a family dog, you know?

And-- and the movers,

on this day, they--

they left the gate open,

and the dog, Roxy, she got out.

And she was quick, Roxy.

She was-- she was very sweet,

but she was playful,

and it made it very hard

to get your hands on her.

And needless to say,

it was already a day for Gene.

But watching him struggle

to get the dog back into the

yard was... comedy.

And the funniest part

was when he finally

got her back

into the yard, he...

She, uh, she got out again,

And, uh, she ran,

and she hopped into

the back of

my mom's car, and...

I guess she chose her side

in the divorce, right?

But, uh, hey,

no need to choose sides now.

Cheers to Gene, huh?

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[door creaking]

-Hiding?

-Yeah.

Yeah.

That story was... fun?

Yeah.

Never seen you in

normal clothes.

You look very nice.

Thank you.

Unfortunately,

my funeral dress stays

in pretty high rotation.

Um, I don't know

if I've officially

said this yet, with

everything going on, but...

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

I-- I know your relationship

with him was...

complicated, but it's still

a sudden loss in your life.

He beat her.

The dog, that day. He, uh, he--

He beat the sh*t out of her.

He didn't know. But, uh,

I watched from the window.

It makes sense, you know,

and he had to find

someone else to hit now. So...



[gentle guitar music]

Ooh. Um...

[Nate clearing throat]

Ozzy, close the door.

Ozzy. Close it. Close it.

-Um, no.

-No, no, no, no, buddy. No.

Go-- go play

somewhere else. Yep, yep.

[Amal] Oh, my God.

Stupid--

God!

-Thank you for coming.

-Hey, thank you.

Good to see you. Yep.

Yeah, you, too. Thank you.

Disgraceful.

Yeah, Don't worry about her.

She's just, uh...

-[woman] Sorry for your--

-Um. Hey. Hello.

-Thanks for coming.

-Good to see you.

-Thank you.

-Thanks so much.

Uh, you don't deserve to

be talked to that way.

-Yeah, totally.

-Yeah, I mean,

I think we should--

Hello. Hi. Yep.

Thank you. Thank you.

Appreciate it.

Thank you for coming.

[Maggie] Thank you for

the flowers, Rach.

-They looked great.

-[Rachel] Nate, I have--

Something's been on my

mind for a while now.

So, here it goes. Um, the moment

you walked into my flower

section, I had this...

[Maggie] Oh, Rachel, no.

No, no, no.

...gut feeling that--

Clearly Nate is more preoccupied

with smashing parts

with random caregivers and

ruining our dad's funeral, so...

Okay, Dude, can you be a little

bit more helpful right now?

-Me?

-Please? Yeah, you.

-Thank you so much.

-Hey, thank you.

It's good to see you.

Thanks for stopping by.

What do you need help with?

Getting your girlfriend back?

Okay, let's just not right now.

-How about that?

-What are you-- oh, sh*t.

What are you guys

doing outside?

Yo, yo, yo. Yo. Where's--

where's everyone gone?

You missed it, Duffy.

I'll take this. Thank you.

Oh, it--

it's a chocolate set.

[Maggie sighing]

Nate, why don't you just

laugh about it, okay?

It's insane,

and there's nothing you can

do about it, so just laugh.

Cause it's not funny, Maggie.

I know it's not funny.

Would you rather

me be mad at you?

Yes, please be mad at me.

-Please be mad at me.

-I am mad at you, okay?

You've been nothing but

a gigantic piece of sh*t

this entire time.

I'm so f*cking mad at you.

Okay.

You know, Nate, we had a deal.

We were gonna stay with Dad,

because he was the one

getting left, and then

all of a sudden, you just change

your mind, and you bail on me

and then fall off

the face of the earth.

I did not bail on you, Maggie.

I asked you to go

with me and Mom.

I begged you to go, but you

insisted on staying with Dad.

I just need to say something.

Oh, my God, Rachel.

Nate, I love you. I've been in

love with you since I was eight.

There were other things

happening, Maggie.

Things that

you didn't know about.

Oh, f*ck

your other things, Nate.

For exactly half of my life,

you've been living it

for yourself,

and I'm tired of it.

Then why did you

f*cking have me come?

I don't know. I don't

know what I was thinking.

Clearly it was a mistake,

okay? You know what?

Maybe I should just give

you what you want, right?

Maybe I should just leave

you alone. How about that?

Yeah. Yeah,

that's f*cking great.

Get the f*ck

out of here, Maggie.

Nate. Nate. Nate, come on.

No, no, no, no. You-- you--

You've got to just f*cking stop

inserting yourself, dude.

-Inserting myself?

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, I know all about it.

Dude, Duffy money truck?

Huh? Yeah. No, I know about

Duffy money truck.

-I saw Duffy money truck.

-What is--

-What is Duffy money truck?

-I don't--

-I don't know what that is.

-Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. Tell me.

Tell me. What is it?

-What is Duffy money truck, huh?

-I don't know.

What, you stop by

and you borrow sh*t from

my dad now? Really?

What, is he selling you

the work truck now?

Is that what's going on?

Is he gonna sell you

the f*cking business?

Okay, yes. Yes, I did stop by

and see him, okay?

I'm building a business,

and he's a good businessman.

I would have come to you

and asked you,

but, like,

where have you been, bro?

Like-- like,

you haven't been here, Nate.

And, yeah, he lent me

some money to fix my truck,

so I cut the grass for him

and cleaned the pool

because he couldn't even

f*cking walk!

f*ck!

[breathing heavily]

Everyone get the f*ck out.

Bubby. Come on, man.

On a day like this?

I mean...

Get out!

[groaning]

[sniffling]

[liquid pouring]

-Whoa!

-[quiet thud]

["(It Won't Be Long)

And I'll Be Hating You"

by Johnny Paycheck plays]

All my faith in you has gone

and I know it won't return

I did everything to make

you happy I could do

Now you got me hating things

I used to love to do

And it won't be long

And I'll be hating you

Whatever happened to

the love that we once knew?

Was it jealousy?

Or did you just grow tired

of having me around you?

I did everything to make

you happy I could do

You got me hating things

I used to love to do

-[loud crash]

-[porcelain shattering]

And it won't be long

And I'll be hatin' you

After the beating

my heart has took

It should be black and blue

But you just won't admit

That we are through

Now you got me hating things

I used to love to do

And it won't be long

And I'll be hating you

It won't be long

And I'll be hating you

[wistful acoustic

piano instrumental]

[breathing heavily]

[music continues]

[Amal] Should I be concerned?

Wanna help a girl out?

It's the same guy?

Sure he's an actual cab driver?

Sir, nice to see you again.

What are you doing?

Burying Dad.

Huh.

Right on.

It's quiet now.

The house.

I don't like it, Dad.

Can't believe I'm saying this,

but I'm going

to miss you whistling

that same Christmas song

every damn day.

You know, I got away with

so much stuff because

I could hear that song

coming from a mile away.

Life was bad to you.

You were good to me.

And I understood

the weight behind that.

I'm happy to be cut

from your cloth, Dad.

[dirt trickling]

Bye, Dad.

[dirt trickling]

-You quit?

-Mm-hmm.

Just now.

Via email. Like a real man.

[chuckling]

Honestly, my business partners,

Roger and Erica,

they're gonna be-- they'll be...

better off, actually.

[chuckling] Oh, no.

-What?

-Uh...

I got fired.

Wait, what?

Yeah, I, uh,

got the call this morning.

I'm sorry. That's--

That's insane. That's insane.

I'm gonna call them and tell

them it was me that came on.

-Honestly, it was probably--

-It's fine.

-Hey, hey, hey, hey.

-f*cking Aunt Victoria.

It's fine.

It's fine. Truly.

I think I need to go home.

I think that's a great idea.

[yoga instructor]

Breathing in and out,

being kind to ourselves today.

How long's the drive?

About 20 hours, high speed.

Jeez.

Yeah.

You could stop at

Mount Rushmore on your way.

Might be fun.

You're not very good

at geography, are you?

Mall of America?

Statue of Liberty?

Oh, right. Thanks.

So, you gonna take the offer

and sell this place?

I don't know.

I guess I'll, uh,

talk to Maggie,

see what she thinks.

You gonna go back

to San Francisco?

I really want a dog.

You should definitely get a dog.

You smile with your eyes,

you know that?

It's pretty dumb.

-It's dumb?

-Yeah. I hate it.

Glad you're leaving.

Good luck out there.

Thanks.

Keep me in

your white boy prayers.

I will.

If you do find your way

back to Bundy Canyon,

feel free to, you know...

call me or something.

Do you like me or something?

Yeah, something.

[car engine starting]

[gentle ukulele melody playing]





[loud thud]

Ah...

[sighing]

[groaning]

[chuckling breathlessly]

[groaning]

[skateboard rolling]

It's been a long time coming



I don't know if

I have the guts

To break

what's already broken

To break what's left of us

It was cool at the beginning



It was fun, real fun,

you left my head spinnin'

But all along

I knew how it would end

'Cause after all

you were always just a friend

But it was cool

at the beginning