04x20 - The Chosen Chipmunk/Double Dangus

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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Theodore,
what is Simon doing in there?

Huh! Well, whatever he's doing,

it... it must be a secret.

Well, of course it's a secret!
Wait! OK, wait!

OK, OK!
I can't hear him any more.

-Hello, boys.
-Aaah!

Are you wondering
what I've been up to?

Oh, no! You know, we were just,
you know...

-Right, Theodore?
-Yeah.

We were just hanging out
and then I was talking,

-and then Alvin was talking.
-But, uh, why do you ask?

-Are you up to something?
-Well, yes, OK?

I am working on something
rather exciting.

But it's not ready yet. OK?

And the consequences,
well, could be very...

How about just a little hint?

No, Alvin, OK?
That's why I said it's too soon!

Are you sure you know
how this thing works?

Yes, I'm sure. OK? I've seen it
a million times on television.

The good guys
just run through the door!

Now, please,
just give me a little space here.

The... the door opened itself!

Oh, yeah,
Simon must have forgotten to lock it.

Oh! This must be it!
Oh, Theodore, Theodore,

you keep a lookout while I take
this thing for a little spin.

And don't let Simon in
under any circumstances!

Ugh! But, Alvin, Simon said,
he said it could be dangerous!

Theodore,
how dangerous could it be?

It's a helmet with some gogg...

Alvin? Alvin?

Oh!
Thanks goodness you've arrived!

What is this place?

You've been uploaded
to a new dimension.

Just in the nick of time.
What is your name?

Oh, oh... I'm Alvin.

I don't know you.

I know of a Simon.

Oh, right. Simon's my brother.
But, you know,

people say that, well,
I'm much more impressive.

So you are the hero warrior
we've been waiting for!

Yep. Yep. That's me.

Excellent news!

Quick! There isn't much time!

Wait. OK. Hold on.
Time for what?

My sister is imprisoned
by Thornbergaught,

and if he isn't defeated,
she'll perish by the end of day!

Follow me, Sir Alvin the Hero.

[Alvin] Wait. Hold on!
Follow you where? Where?

Oh! It's beautiful!

Not if Thornbergaught
has his way.

He's imprisoning all the pixies,
and stealing our magic.

[gasps] That's him!

This land will be mine,

all mine!

We're not afraid of you,
Thornbergaught!

Sir Alvin, the great warrior hero,
is here to defeat you!

Oh! Now that's a misunderstanding.

She was talking...
I never said "warrior hero".

-Oh, yes, you did!
-Well, no, I mean...

maybe like a metaphor, you know,
but I'm not an actual hero.

How do I get out of here?

[evil laugh]

[Alvin] Aaah!

Alvin... Is it fun?

Can... can I try?

Listen, I like your planet

and I'm sorry you're in trouble,

but this whole thing
is just a misunderstanding.

Brave Sir Alvin, warrior hero,
you must help us fight!

We need you!

This is Thornbergaught's prison.

-Nessa!
-Effy!

Alvin the hero
has come to save all of you.

Thank you!

I wish I could. I really do.

But it's just that, you know,
I'm not the guy.

Now please,
just send me home.

I can't!

We will all perish
unless you defeat Thornbergaught.

Oh...

Alvin, can you hear me?

Are... are you OK?

[Simon] Theodore! Where are you?

Oh, no! It's... it's Simon!

Help.

Hi, hi, Simon.
Let me show you something... upstairs.

[sobs]
Simon said, "Don't do it!"

But did I listen? Did I?
No! No, I didn't!

No, no! I'm not a hero!

I'm just a kid! I'm just a kid!

-Where are we going?
-The Island of Heroes.

Are you deaf? I'm not a hero!

[Effy] Oh, yes, you are!

And, Sir Alvin,
you're our only hope!

An ancient prophecy says
that there is a hero

who will arrive from a faraway land

and save our world.

OK. OK. Hold on. OK.
Now we know that's definitely not me.

I mean, look at that guy
in the cave drawing!

I don't look anything like that.

Uh-oh!
That's not the hero, is it?

Place your hand here,
and if you're the true hero,

you will receive the power
of the blue light.

And what if I'm not the hero?

You'll, um...

Well, you... you'll...
you'll be incinerated.

We don't have to find out!

-No! no!
-Yes!

[sobbing] No!

You see, Alvin, the blue light
only comes to chosen heroes!

It does?

You are the chosen one.

Take me to Thornbergaught!

I... I must warn you,
to defeat him,

you must first collect
the three treasures of the land.

If he's the chosen one,
then we're all gonna die, yeah?

Yep!

[epic music]

[Chipmunk song playing]

I... I can fly?

Yes! But we must hurry.
There's very little time!

[Alvin] I can't do this, it's too scary!

[Effy] Step out of it! I need you to be
the warrior you are.

We've no time for this!

Well, I don't think
it's gonna be a very long fight.

Oy, Philip, eh!

The only way to destroy
Thornbergaught

is to shatter the magic amulet
on his forehead.

This is it, Sir Alvin Hero.
Fail here and all is lost.

Oh, boy!

Uh-oh! Here he comes!
You're dead, mate!

Well, the so-called tiny-man hero
has finally arrived!

I'm not afraid of you,
you big-headed, floaty...

weirdo!

Oh, that was lame.
That was lame, right?

Well, I mean, it wasn't cool.

Definitely lame!

Well, how about
I let my sword insult you?

Take that!

[evil laugh]

You're going to need more
than a flaming toothpick

to defeat me, you puny runt!

No! No, no, no. No! [screaming]

[gasps] Simon,
no, no, you can't go there!

Theodore, let go!

It's time to get Alvin
out of the lab.

What? You mean you know?

Of course. Who do you think
left the lab door unlocked?

Who?

[toad] I think we're in the way.
We should move.

Hey! Excuse us!
Sorry, we just gonna...

[Alvin] Aaah!

No!

Goodbye, hero!

[evil laugh]

Now I will destroy you!

This land is mine!

[toad] Uh... Philip! Philip, hold on!

Watch where you're grabbing!

Philip, stay focused!

Ignore the fly, mate,
don't do it!

Victory!

What? Where am...

Simon, you gotta send me back
so I can defeat Thornbergaught

-and free the pixies!
-Will you calm down?

It's just a virtual-reality game
I created.

What?

I needed to test it on someone

and you seemed like
the perfect unsuspecting participant.

OK, you mean to tell me

you purposely went
out of your way to trick me?

Yep, you got it.

Well, it was awesome!

You gotta send me back
to finish it! Please!

OK, look. I'll send you back
on one condition.

Anything!

I just need you to answer
a series of questions.

Oh, uh, like a riddle?

Well,
probably more like a questionnaire.

All right,
well, not as exciting,

but, fine, let's do it.

All right, first question.

Did you find
the imagery realistic?

-Do I look real to you?
-Yes.

OK, so on a scale of one to ten,

where one
is not realistic at all...

Ten! Ten!
OK, now. Can I go please?

Hold your horses!
I'm not done yet.

I'm waiting for you,
you puny coward!

Lower your voice.
You're getting snippy!

h*! Just wait till I get out of here,
Thumberlump!

How many more questions?

Oh, you know, like...
Let's see... ten?

Maybe 100? 200?
I don't know, I can't count.

[groans]

Theodore, come on!
Just pick already!

What's the green one
with the purple swirls in it?

Pistachio and jelly.

Is that grape jelly?

Theodore, it's purple!
Of course it's grape jelly!

It's boysenberry.

Ha! Let me try that one.

[voice from outside]
Hey! That's my bike! Stop!

That's Kevin!

Hey! Stop!

I'm on it!

Out of my way!

[Officer Dangus] Ow!

Go time!

[siren]

Oh, cool!

[scream and gasp]

[siren]

[man] Hey!

[screams]

[rattles]

Aaah!

[cheering and applause]

Here you go, kid!

Oh, thank you!

Argh!

That was awesome!

Just doing my job.

You're a police officer?
You don't look like one.

It's because I'm not.
Look at the badge. I'm a detective.

My brother's the cop!

Dirk, you could have given me a ride!

Hold on, I'm out of breath! Oooh!

I can feel my heartbeat in my butt!
Ow! I have a cramp!

Ahh.

Perp's in the dumpster.

Or are you still scared
to take out the trash?

No, I'm not scared cause it's daylight.
I'm afraid of the night, idiot!

Hey, kid! Where are you going
with that ice cream?

Erm, nowhere.

Let me take a look at it.

-What flavour is it?
-Vanilla.

What? No, it's not! Let me see it.

Why? Oh, OK...

Oh, yeah, that is vanilla! Yeah, mmm!

I'll hold on to this!

See you at the station!
Don't be late!

Can we get a ride?
[coughing]

My name is Dirk Dangus,

no relation to this chump.

Just kidding, he's my brother.
Get up here, Doris!

Nobody here calls me that, Dirk!

I'm here to teach you greenhorns

some signatures moves
that made me the best detective.

Doris, pretend I've arrested you,
and you have a hidden weapon.

Reach down in your sock and grab it.

-Then come at me!
-Dirk, please no.

Doris, you do it now!

Oh, Dirk, I don't want to!

OK, here I come.

Just fixing my...

Got you!

Argh, cut it out!

Ha!

Ow!

Just that easy! OK?

-Stand up, you're OK.
-I am not! Don't touch me!

-[snickering]
-All right. Notice how fast I reacted.

Like a king cobra.
It can't be taught, just ask Doris!

Come at me again.
I want to show a different move.

-Not King Cobra!
-Watch out!

King Cobra coming at you!

-Don't do King Cobra!
-Watch out!

Dirk, no, please don't!

-Please, don't!
-Watch out, there's two of them!

[screams]

Then he was like, "Go time!"

He slammed his siren on his car
and peeled out after the guy.

Oh, and then he was like,

"Hey, kid!
What flavour is that ice cream?"

That's not important, Theodore.

Then he tells us
Officer Dangus is his brother!

Oh, really?
I never knew he had a brother.

After meeting his brother Dirk,

I see why Officer Dangus
would prefer it.

Why do you say that?

Alvin, didn't you notice
how he kept putting him down?

No.

He took my ice cream for inspection.

If only we could help Dangus
be cooler than his brother.

Just once!

Good luck with that!

Why don't we make a fake crime
and let Officer Dangus solve it?

That's not a bad idea, Theodore.

[Brittany] OK, wait,
let me get this straight.

This robot is going to break
into our treehouse and steal stuff?

Yes, but don't worry,
you'll get it all back.

Yeah, OK.
And why are we doing this?

It's so we can secretly feed Doris clues

and he can solve the crime
before his brother does.

I'm sorry. Who's Doris?

It's Officer Dangus's real first name.

Wait. Doris Dangus?
Oh, brother! OK, now we have to help!

[Chipmunk song playing]

Here's what I think.

Those two words don't belong together
in your mouth.

-What words?
-"I" and "think".

I told you
to keep an eye on my car.

Ew!

Sorry, bro.
There is something you can help me with.

I'm on it!
What do you need?

-Oh, Dirk!
-Thanks, bro!

Blondie, let's go over the list
of missing items.

Sure. "Spatula, eggbeater,
shower curtain rings,

Brittany's cell phone,
Jeanette's butterfly ring,

iron skillet, and three flashlights."

Ah!
Metal or plastic rings?

Erm... Metal!

Ha! Mystery solved!

What? Really?

The carpet stain is oil.
The J45B screw is common in robots.

All the items stolen were metal
or electronic,

desirable for robots
to replace malfunctioning parts.

But robots never act alone.

So, nerd boy is the culprit!

He alone has the brains for this.

Confess!

Preposterous! You have no proof!

In addition to cobra-like reflexes,
I have eagle eyes!

Caw!

I saw you passing notes!
Read it, Doris!

"This is an anonymous tip.
A robot committed the crime.

"All stolen stuff
is in the Seville house garage."

Nerd boy,
hands behind your back!

Wait! We're not pressing charges.

We'll get our stuff out of the garage.

Don't come crying to me
when it happens again.

Nerd boy here is a bad apple.
Doris, let's go.

I'm confused!
Dirk, what did he do?

Oh man, that guy is such a jerk!

Yes, but a brilliant jerk.
This will be harder than we thought.

Oh! What's the pink one
with all the little red pieces?

It's obviously peppermint!

It's bubble gum.

-Hah!
-Hmph!

Great idea having all of us
go ahead of Theodore!

I appreciate you, but it's always been
this way between me and Dirk.

It's only a week,
then he'll go train another precinct.

No big deal!

I think it is a big deal.

Yes, so do I.
You can't let him bully you like that!

He's never going to change.

Then maybe you need to change.

Simon, there are two types of people
in this world.

There's the super cool guys
like Dirk and myself.

And nerds like Officer Dangus and you!

Simon!

Just stand up for yourself.

Right! I've got to be strong.

[sighs] Kids get bullied,
but it can happen to adults too!

Yeah, it can happen to anyone.

I know!

Guys, I figured out what flavour to get!

-What did you decide?
-Vanilla!

[sighs] OK, guys, wish me luck.

You can do this!

Doris takes no nonsense from nobody!

My name's Doris and I'm proud of it.

I'd like to say our week
has been productive.

But you're the biggest losers
I've ever trained!

Maybe you're a loser.

What, Doris?
I thought I heard a mouse squeak.

I said... [clears throat]
I said maybe you're a loser!

Oh really?

I... I can't look.

I think you should come up here
for a few demonstrations before I go.

No! Y-y-you can't make me!

I can't make you,
but maybe King Cobra can, huh?

What's happening?

Ha! Which hand? Left? Right?
Oh, got you there!

No!

You should know
that I am a king mongoose!

And they beat cobras!

You're so tough 'cause
you're not flinching? What about...

Caw!
Caaaaaaaaw!

Sounds like a mighty eagle.
Better run!

OK, I get it, Dirk is not cool.

[scoffs]
You're just realizing that now?

-You're really not going to run?
-No!

Whatever! It's time for me to leave.

Oh, I couldn't agree more.

You've got guts, baby bro!
More than I give you credit for.

Caw-caw!
So long, Mongoose! King Cobra out!

Yes, way to go, Doris!

-[Theodore] Yes!
-[all] Great! Yes!

You helped me out.
I want to say thank you sincerely.

Uh, let me guess,
you got vanilla again?

-No!
-Hmpf!

I got French vanilla!

-Dangus, code 19!
-This is Officer Dangus. I am on it!

It's go time!

[whimpers]

Ow! Right in my eyeball!

It's go time, Dangus.
Get yourself together!

Ah, this is good!

Maybe I should've gotten peppermint.

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪