04x26 - A Very Merry Chipmunk

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

{\an8}♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Joy to the world
The saviour reigns... ♪

Alvin, you've been staring
at that game for an hour now.

And you're supposed to be
passing out candy canes.

And I need to fill up
this bucket with donations.

I have to have that game!

It's the only thing I want!

You've said that like 100 times.

'Cause it's the only thing
I want!

Yes. Yes. I... I know.

h*! h*! h*! Merry Christmas!

I can't walk in this thing.

Take it! Whoa!

This is not the way
I wanted to spend my first day

-of Christmas vacation.
-But Dave said we have to spend

part of winter break
helping others.

Yeah, well I don't see him
dressed as a candy cane.

Dave's volunteering
for the People's Christmas Show.

♪ h*, h*, h*! Jingle! Jingle! ♪

Merry Christmas, everyone!

I hope you enjoyed
the dancing Christmas tree.

OK, who's our next audition?

Well, hello, Mr Seville.

I was just telling
Officer Dangus how grateful I am

that he landed
a celebrity like you

to oversee
our little Christmas show.

Believe you me,
I won't forget this.

Thank you, Sarge.

You know,
I'm very "in" with the...

Dangus tells me you're writing
an original Christmas song for the show.

Yeah, well, you know...

Can't wait to hear it!

We got a lot of important people
coming to this,

and there's nothing like a good show
to loosen the pocketbooks.

[chuckles] Believe me,
all I want for Christmas

-is a hit song for your guys.
-I like that!

h*! h*! h*! Merry Christmas!

[gasps] Thank you!

-So, so, you're an elf?
-Uh, yeah.

-How did you get here?
-Dave dropped me off.

Why aren't you
at the North Pole?

Oh, you know,
homework and stuff.

Well,
we could really use your help.

-We're short on elves and...
-Theodore, get back to work!

Oh, ri-right!

Sorry. I can't talk.

Are you the one
in charge of this elf?

Um... Yeah, I guess.

We need him at the North Pole.
Santa needs help.

He's already helping Santa.

h*! h*! h*! Merry Christmas!

No, no, no!
I mean the real Santa.

Oh, OK.
Well, then, tell the real Santa

I've been asking for
The Masters of Zelinda

for the past three years,
and I never got it!

Have you been naughty?

Um... well...

Santa knows
when you've been naughty or nice.

Yeah, OK, well, whatever.

Look, I gotta pass these out.

-Aaah!
-Don't go away.

I'll be right back.

[gasps]
Oh! How did you get that?

If you will allow me to take this elf
to the North Pole,

then this is yours.

You just have to sign this.

Wait. Hang on. Where is it?

-[Cheesy] Merry Christmas!
-Well, this will do for now.

It basically says,
"I, guardian of Elf Theodore,

grant permission
to take him to the North Pole."

Hey, Theodore.
Wanna go to the North Pole?

Ha! I sure do!

Doesn't everybody?

You'll have to work harder than
ever before to meet the demands.

Oh, OK. You should be
in Dave's Christmas show.

He's good!

I can tell
you don't know what to do.

Take the present
and take the contract.

Think about it. If you sign the receipt,
you can keep the game.

If you don't, by the end of the day,
I'll be on my way, along with the game.

Where did he go?

That... that was crazy!

So, you're saying that
that crazy elf just gave it to you?

-Yep.
-That is so nice!

This is nuts.
There's no way he's a real elf.

But... whatever.

-Aaah!
-Aaah!

The North Pole thanks you!

-Wait! What? Who are you?
-Who are you?

Hold it right there!

-Sleep!
-Hold on...

No! No! No!

What... what is it?

-What's wrong with Dave?
-Theodore's been taken!

-What? Dave! Get up!
-He's sleeping!

-The elf put a spell...
-An elf?

The elf! Santa's elf!

He took Theodore!

Alvin, just calm down!

Tell me what happened!

-Where are we going?
-To the North Pole!

No, but... but... but really?

To Santa's workshop,
to make toys for all the children.

Santa's workshop?

Oh, boy!

Alvin, wait!
So, you're saying that this elf

was talking to Theodore
in front of the toy store

and then just showed up
in our bedroom

and took Theodore
in a sleigh to the North Pole?

Yes! yes!

-Where are you going?
-I'm calling the police!

No! No! Simon!
What are we gonna tell them?

-That our brother is gone!
-911.

Yes, yes. Hi, my brother
was taken five minutes ago!

By an elf! He was three feet tall
and took off in a sleigh.

An elf sleigh.

Sorry, an elf sleigh.

-[furious shouting]
-Hello? Hello?

They don't believe me!

-Of course they don't believe you!
-What's this?

Oh, I had a... you know,

a winning lottery ticket.

But that's not important!

We have to get Theodore back
and we have to do it ourselves!

Wow!

Wow!

-Hello, Peppermint.
-[gasps] Hello, Chestnut!

-I see you found an elf!
-I most certainly did.

So, but, you know,
I'm not really a...

Theodore! Are you ready?

Behold.

[Theodore] Wow!

This is where you'll be making
children's dreams come true.

Come on! I'll show you!

I want... I want a time machine.

I want a tree house.

And all you have to do,
is hit this switch over here...

Santa,
I want a cell phone so bad.

I'd like that my baby brother
go back where he came from.

[Alvin] How hard can it be
to find the North Pole?

-I mean, it's North!
-[Dave] Mmm...

Dave! Dave! Wake up!

-Dave!
-Oh, Theodore! Theodore!

We can't leave him here.

Let's see if we can
get him to his room.

[straining]

[Chipmunk song playing]

That's it. That's it.

We put a pillow under his head
and... just let him relax.

Sounds... sounds good.

This Christmas is going to be a...
Oh! Excuse me.

Theodore, why have you left
the work station?

I'm tired.

[yawns] I... I worked all night.

But elves don't tire
this time of year.

-I'm not an...
-But I'm glad you're here!

-I have the most exciting news!
-Oh, good.

Now that I've brought a new elf,

General Eggnog is making me
an honoured elf.

But I'm not an elf.

Theodore,
this is no time for jokes.

Now, you must get ready.
Come with me...

Seriously, I'm not an elf. See?

[gasps]

I don't know how you did that,
but it's not funny!

-No, I'm serious.
-Stop it!

-But... I'm not...
-No! What the heck?

Why did you tell me
you were an elf?

I... I didn't mean a real one.

And the candy cane.
He told me he was your guardian!

-Alvin?
-Yes! Yes!

And he signed
this permission slip

for you to come
to the North Pole

in exchange
for The Masters of Zelinda!

He... he signed this?

But... but he's not my guardian.
Dave is.

Oh, dear. Perhaps
that's the man I put to sleep.

-What?
-Oh, don't worry.

He'll be awake for Christmas.

Very rested, I might add.

So, can you take me home,
since I'm not a real elf?

[sighs] Not without grave consequences.
But... but yes.

What will happen to you?

I will be banished
from the North Pole.

But no point in procrastinating.

-May I ask a favour of you?
-Yes.

Will you accompany me
to General Eggnog,

so he understands how I could
have mistaken you for an elf?

Yeah. OK.

[sighs]

You must find more elves!

We'll never make
our gifts without them!

Now, go, go, go!

Well, hello.
You must be our new elf.

Let me say
on behalf of the North Pole

and Santa, how appreciative
we are that you have joined us.

Oh... yeah... um...

Unfortunately, hundreds of elves
have been unable to arrive

due to extreme
weather conditions

and Santa himself
is out trying to gather them,

but he has yet to arrive back
and we are extremely nervous.

General Eggnog, I... um...

well, I... I have something
to tell you about Theodore.

-He's not... he's not, uh...
-I'm not here to mess around.

I'm... I'm here to work and make this
the best Christmas ever!

Oh, bravo! Well, don't let me
waste any more of your time.

Are you... are you sure?

Well, it seems like I'm wanted here
more than I am in home.

{\an8}[sighs]

[sighs]

-Where have you been?
-Where have I been?

I have been all over town
doing "nice" things for everybody!

Right now
we have to find Theodore!

I realise that.
I'm trying to get Santa's attention!

-[door bell rings]
-Who is that?

Get rid of him, whoever it is.

[door bell rings repeatedly]
Hello? Anybody there?

-[gasps] It's Officer Dangus!
-Don't answer the door!

-Hello?
-[gasps] He's in the house!

Officer Dangus!
What brings you here?

Simon, look. It's Officer Dangus!

May we help you?

Uh, yeah you can!

Where's Dave?
He's missed rehearsal. Is he all right?

Oh, geez, geez.
No, we haven't seen him.

You haven't seen him?
He's right there!

Awake.
We haven't seen him awake.

Because, you know, he's very tired.

Yeah! He didn't even make it
to his bed last night.

He just fell asleep
at the top of the stairs?

Why's he so tired?

Well... the Christmas show!

He's writing a song for the show.

He's working on it day and night,

and we are sick of it.

Well, sing it for me.

-What?
-You heard me. Sing it for me.

I want to tell Sarge
we got a hit song for our show.

Oh, we really couldn't do it justice.

Come on.
I don't have all day.

-OK. Um, Simon, want to start?
-No.

All right, then.
Here... here we go.

♪ It's Christmas! ♪

♪ You bet it is ♪

♪ It's Christmas ♪

♪ Yup, that's for sure ♪

♪ And reindeers eat ♪

♪ And... candy canes weep ♪

-♪ And we all like ♪
-♪ Presents ♪

-♪ Presents at Christmas ♪
-♪ At Christmas ♪

That's what's been
keeping him up?

Well, with the band...

I don't care if you got
the London Philharmonic

and Pavarotti singing, OK?
Nothing's gonna save that song!

He better show up tomorrow
or I'm coming back here

and waking him up by whatever
means necessary. Understand?

I... I want my brother
to come home for Christmas.

[sighs] Wish...
wish my brothers wanted me back.

So, you see, Dave.
Um... the idea is,

I lower this gurney...
See? Like that...

and then I extend this tray,
which will slide under...

-[boy screaming] Aaah!
-Oh, no! Hold on, Dave!

Aaah!

-Get away! Get away! Get away!
-Alvin! Is that you?

Aaah!

Santa! Santa!
See what I've done? Call me!

-Alvin!
-Can you not see what I'm doing?

I'm getting Santa's attention
by being very naughty.

If this isn't naughty,
I don't know what is.

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas... ♪

Hold on! Hold on!
That could be Santa!

Oh!

-Hello? Santa?
-No, weirdo! It's Brittany.

I'm trying to reach Dave.

We have a whole cast and crew
waiting for instructions!

Brittany! Just get off the phone, OK?
I can't talk!

I'm expecting
a very important call!

Alvin!

-Where the heck is he?
-Well, I saw him yesterday.

This is unprofessional
to say the least

and I'm holding you responsible!

Sir, if he's not here
in the next five...

[radio communication]

[gasps]
Vandalism? I'm on my way!

Santa, look!

[sirens]

OK, buddy boy, fun's over!

No! No! Please! No! Wait!

Santa! Santa! Call me!

OK, Dave. I'll just make
a couple of adjustments on the remote

and then we can get you
into your cosy bed.

-I'm trying to get Santa's attention!
-Alvin?

Dave! I'm comin' in!

[gasps]

What the...?

Dave?

Aaah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

No, no, no.
That's not right!

-Stop it!
-[Christmas Carol]

No, no! Stop it!

Turn this thing off!

Clear a path, people!
Move along!

Santa,
if you give Theodore back,

I'll never ask for anything,
ever!

-I don't even want the video.
-Yes, Theodore?

Um... I was...
I was just wondering if, um...

you know, you've seen anything
from, um... my... my family.

Oh, Theodore,
I... I feel horrible.

I... I was gonna tell you,
but...

Sir, General Eggnog
wants an update immediately!

-I'll be with you in a moment.
-Thank you, sir.

Theodore?

Oh... Oh, this is bad.

["Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
playing]

What the heck are you up to,
Dangus?

OK. OK. OK. That should do it.

Aaah!

-Oh, I'm never going to finish.
-Hello, Theodore!

How's my favourite,
uh... chipmunk?

-Fine.
-Actually, you don't look fine.

-Do you need a break?
-No.

I just want to get through Christmas

and then figure out what to do
with the rest of my life.

Theodore,
I'm going to take you home. I...

-No! I don't want to go home!
-But of course you do.

-Your family misses you.
-No. No, they don't.

Alvin traded me for a video game

and... and Simon
hasn't even been looking for me.

Oh, Theodore.
I have something to tell you.

-Oh! Oh! How is he?
-Very weak.

-I'll bring him home...
-Moving him in this state,

in this weather, is absolutely
the worst thing you could do.

He'll...
he'll never survive the trip.

He will survive.

Chestnut, show these new elves
to their work stations.

-Where did you find them?
-I'm Santa Claus.

-I will be back shortly.
-Yes, sir.

Theodore, take this.

I don't want anything for Christmas
except my brother.

If you give Theodore back,
I'll never ask for anything, ever.

-Ready to go home, Theodore?
-Yes, Santa! Thank you!

Whoa-h*-h*-h*-h*-h*-h*!

Brittany, Brittany,
we're not coming!

[sirens]

That's it. Goodbye.

OK, let's go!

All y'all are coming with me!

Where are the Chipettes?

Been here the whole time.

OK, you're gonna sing back up.

What song are we singing?

No one knows.
Just make it sound good!

What do you mean, make it sound good?
You don't expect us to sing, do you?

Hello and welcome and hello

and thank you for coming
to our Charity Christmas Show!

OK, so, um... all right.
So, what's gonna happen is...

uh, these boys are gonna sing
a new Christmas song

written by their father.

Now he is also the director

of this whole show
and just completely responsible

for the entire production, OK?

So, so,
let's put a face to this.

Bring him out, girls!
Roll him out here.

OK, well,
now that you know who's responsible,

um, boys,
you wanna just get it over with?

You wanna just show 'em
what you did?

♪ Candy canes, sugar plums ♪

♪ Sugar plums ♪

♪ And all the reindeers
and all the rest ♪

Oh, Theodore!

Theodore, I am so sorry.

It's OK.

You won't banish Chestnut, will you?

No, it was an honest mistake.

Is... is this
the Christmas show?

Oh, no!
I... I haven't finished my song!

I assure you it will all go smoothly.

But... but my song was...

Well, I have to be on my way.

h*, h*! Merry Christmas!

[Chipmunk song playing]

Good night, little brother.

Santa, Santa, I know I said
I didn't want anything

except Theodore back,
but, you know, I'm just a kid,

you know,
I don't know what I'm saying.

And to help you out,
I wrote down a few suggestions. Now,

I really want the first three,

and four would not be bad.

But by five, you know,
I'll probably just regift it.

Alvin!

N-never mind!

[Chipmunk song playing]

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪