Umjolo: There Is No Cure (2025)

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Now here is Thoko Duma.

An overachiever from a very young age.

Beauty queen extraordinaire.

There's no title that

Thoko hasn't achieved.

Big or small, she always comes out on top.

A proud UKZN graduate,

and the reigning q*eer Miss South Africa.

Ey, but one thing about Thoko, man,

she doesn't know how to take an I.

Be it loss or love, she can't handle it!

Welcome all,

to the hottest city in South Africa,

the city of Durban.

The city that never sleeps.

Oh man, the warmest place to be.

Oh, what a beautiful song by Trompies

welcoming you to the Felix Hlophe show.

I'll introduce our guest and

highlight the theme for today.

And this special guest has

been pushing a passion.

A beauty queen that we love.

Thoko Duma!

Miss South Africa, our favourite one.

A very warm welcome to our show.

- Oh, thank you, Felix.

- You're also our first

openly l*sbian Miss South Africa.

- Yes.

- So you're a first. An

actual pioneer right now.

I mean, you were a clear favourite,

we all thought you were going to win

the crown at the big international Miss

- Universe.

- Yeah.

Um, next thing

- What happened?

- Felix, are you saying you did not

get a chance to watch the show, hey?

It's not the same.

I watched it,

but hey, I was viewing from the outside.

You were in it.

So you were privy to things we're not.

We don't get to be backstage.

So I want the juicy bits,

you know. The things that they don't show.

I mean,

there you were, next to Miss Kenya.

We thought that you were going to win,

then boom!

Number two.

Miss Universe is Kenya!

How did that make you feel?

Tell us about that please?

I mean, I was disappointed, for sure.

So, in other words,

you're saying actually,

it's you who should've

became Miss Universe?

Yeah. Yeah,

Felix, that's exactly what I'm saying,

'cause the crown that

day should've been me.

Okay, go on.

I was so far ahead of the competition,

but we know that means nothing.

You know there's many reasons why the

best candidate won't win the crown.

But now, what do you mean Thoko?

What I mean is I wasn't willing

to open my legs to win the crown.

Whoa! A b*mb just dropped.

Are you saying that to get the crown,

Miss Kenya did the deed?

- With a judge, Felix.

- No way.

They flipped her over like a

piece of chicken from Nando's

and then they gave her my crown.

Actually, she stole it.

Well, there you have it.

You heard it first right here on the show.

Stay with us, don't go away.

We're going to turn the heat

up a notch when we return,

- make sure you stay tuned.

- You're in the mix.

T, you can't make an accusation like that.

- I mean, really.

- Thoko!

But how bad is it?

- It's not good.

- Miss South Africa! Thoko, how are you?

- A comment for my YouTube channel please.

- We're fine, thank you.

- I'm asking please?

- Please, no comment.

- But please, Thoko. You are so beautiful.

- Get in the car, T! Okay, can I ask?

Did they also offer for

you to sleep with the judge?

Hey, lady, no comment, okay!

Please, tell me what

happened. Just some detail?

Can I please close the door?

Just one. Ah, you're

hurting me. Why are you like this?

Okay, I'm closing the door.

Hey! My word

How rude is Miss South Africa?

You see? This is exactly what happens when

you start flying too close to the sun.

Life will find a way to humble you.

And let me tell you, my friend,

the timeline, it never forgets. Aye-ye!

I studied there at the University of

I'm born and raised in

I've got my portfolio if you wanna see

I'll tell you about it, okay

So what's your hussle?

- I write.

- What you write?

Novels.

Oh. They say that's an industry

dying little by little.

- Yes, but...

- Why don't you try writing a movie?

- Well, I mean...

- With a movie, it's just takes two hours

for you to get all the plot in. But with a

book, it takes

forever to read that thing.

Hey listen,

I've got a course you can take on YouTube.

13 hour master class,

see? Over just five weeks,

you'll be able to write an amazing

blockbuster to take you to fame.

I'll tell you about it, okay?

But for now,

let me rush to the bathroom. I'll be back.

The course is amazing.

No ways, Mom! Never! Never!

I know I'm not exactly Miss Congeniality,

but that guy?

Why? He's such a loser!

I don't think you should be

calling names right now.

You're in no position

to say loser, loser!

But Mom, he wouldn't even let me

say a single word. He just ignored me.

Are you sure that he could

he even hear you?

- Oh, wow! Wow!

- Because you're always whispering.

Everything you say,

is always low. Just like this.

Ma!

Just trying to assist.

You know like, th-th-the,

the thing that I don't understand right,

is that, like

Y-you just saw that guy,

then you decide on the spot

"This young man here would be very

fitting for my child." Why?

So have you dated?

Do you even know what dating is or the

type of person that you want to date?

How should I know what your type is?

"That's my type, no that's not my type."

Yeah Ma, but that's not my type.

My girl.

I just don't want you to die

alone one day, my darling.

I can figure it out myself.

How's the book coming along baby?

Oh, my word.

No, no. My problems are a million and one.

Oh.

It's not.

Usually all-all the words just-just pop

out easily like pouring from me, but

Right now I've just

like I've hit a block.

And you don't think it's because you're

writing about something you haven't seen?

You don't know how it feels,

or what happens in it.

But you just keep on

bashing out the words.

I'm a writer, that's kind of the point.

I don't need to live the story in

order to know what to write, no.

And that's why you need Jason.

What?

I've heard he's even got a YouTube

channel online where he teaches people how

- to...

- Absolutely not!

Absolutely not!

Welcome to Durban,

known as the hottest city.

We've got another soulful Amapiano

track just before the 4PM news.

Gosh! I'm coming.

You alright?

Yeah, but that's not okay. I mean,

to strip you of your title

and to take away your home.

Hey no. When have you ever seen that?

Well

Apparently I broke the code of the South

African Beauty Pageants Association.

So tell me,

what am I going to do now my friend?

Something better.

It's okay.

We'll be able to figure something

out together, you'll see.

Yeah, well. I'm grateful

For you allowing me to take the big

room and you moving into the small one.

Oh not at all

Listen, really

"Mi casa su casa."

Thank you.

- Breaking news!

- Got you.

- Thank you.

- What are they saying now?

Wait.

The crown, that day should've been me.

They flipped her over

like a piece of chicken

from Nando's and then

they gave her my crown.

Actually, she stole it.

I made one mistake, how

long will I be punished, Buhle?

It will pass. Okay?

All of this will pass.

Geez, Buhle. It's fine.

Well as I said to you just now,

I'm just a simple guy. You know?

Who likes to take pleasure

in the simple things too.

I hear you, I hear you, Lucky. So, um

So, uh, what is the a-attraction about?

To you?

You want me to explain what

attracted me to you?

When you laugh like that now,

it's like nothing matters at all.

I feel like disappearing.

That's beautiful.

So

Um When was your last relationship?

Relationship?

I'm still in one at the moment.

Hey, hey

Don't be too concerned here.

My partner knows you see,

and she won't disturb you and me now.

You know.

Right now we just have to

enjoy each other,

then you and I,

we can go our separate ways.

Um

L... Lucky, thank you but I-I-I

don't think it's gonna work.

W-Wait, Nana.

I know this can be a lot to take in,

you know, and you haven't done it before.

But I know that we can do this.

It can work out great.

- What do you say?

- N-No, Lucky. T-Thank you for your time.

You leaving? N-Nana!

We haven't even eaten yet!

You okay?

We need a win, B.

We'll get it.

Uh-uh we need to make one. As in now.

What though? What are you thinking?

Reality show.

- Oh, my God, Tho

- No B, but listen. On a reality

show, we control the narrative.

- Okay.

- You know?

I mean, that will be tough.

Because you've also thrown in the towel?

Nah.

It's just It's one thing to shop around

for a reality show

for Miss South Africa during

the year of her reign.

But we don't have that anymore.

- So what's your selling point?

- You. You're my manager, B.

I'm your manager, T. Not a miracle worker.

Okay, so now you're not thrown in the

towel but you've lost belief in me.

No, no, no.

I'm just saying,

we'll figure it out, okay?

'Kay.

Where to?

I'll show you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

So, when you said, "I'll show you",

you meant I'll show you a book shop?

No, I heard that one of your favourite

writers will be signing books here today.

- No!

- Yep!

Liana?

She literally never makes any appearances.

For you the whole world. Look.

- One of my faves.

- Lethu.

- Hi.

- You good? I'm good.

Hey, okay, so just listen.

I've warmed up the crowd,

the vibe is vibing

and they're feeling ready for the grand

entrance of the great Liana Ndlovu.

So my friend let's go.

But if I go down there,

I'll drop dead. I promise.

The people down there want

to see Liana Ndlovu.

A... a confident,

sexy, award winning romance novelist.

What will they say when they see me?

A socially awkward, gawky, sweaty wreck.

Nana, people love Liana

Ndlovu. They love her.

Only when I write, Zweli!

Without my pen,

I'm justI'm just poor Nana.

- I'm sorry, Zweli.

- Hey, hey. It's okay. Come.

I can't.

It's fine.

Jesus. Um

I got this.

Hey, I'm going to need you man.

Um

Um, ladies and gentlemen.

Um, if I can please just

have your attention.

Thank you. So there's a bit of bad news.

Soso Liana Ndlovu is unfortunately

not feeling well.

So, she won't... She won't

be able to make it.

Um, but she would've really

loved to be here.

Um, with that,

unfortunately what that means

is that the book signing is-is,

has been cancelled.

I'm so sorry,

but you know what? You can stay.

Let's all stay, enjoy the books.

We'll give out free coffee from Black

Books. Sir, ma'am, please. Ma...

- Quickly, quickly, get the coffee, guys.

- Personally, I'm not surprised.

Liana, she's a true artist, okay?

- She doesn't do this for fame or anything.

- Okay now, why announce that you'll be

signing books today and then not show up?

Let's go.

I need to use the bathroom.

Toilet, okay?

Hi.

Hey.

You're okay?

Um No.

What's wrong?

You're upset 'cause Liana didn't pitch?

Yeah, actually.

And And you?

No, not really.

Oh.

- Didn't you come to see her though?

- Yes, I came to see her, sure, but to

be honest, I think it's a bit badass she

didn't arrive.

Badass? I mean, she failed. You know?

You've all come this way and

put an effort, and she...

she doesn't even have

the decency to show up.

Look,

I think for me, personally,

it's enough that Liana keeps

writing and producing books.

Also, fame

It's not as easy as we think it is.

So, I don't blame her for hiding.

Don't be so hard on her.

Okay?

Hang in there.

Hey, um

I'm grateful.

I'm grateful to you for this moment.

I'm grateful too. You are a gem.

Bye.

Hi. Sorry. Come.

- One second.

- So, I've had a spark of genius.

Okay.

If we can't pull together a reality

show to tell my story,

I'm going to write a book.

Oh, my gosh. Do you even write?

Buhle, well,

do you think every famous person

with a book wrote it themselves?

What you talking about?

Like a... a ghost writer?

Liana Ndlovu.

What?

Uh-huh.

Nobody knows who she is.

How are you going to find her?

Yeah, but you are my manager.

You're the one who's gonna make it happen.

I feel like we need to re-negotiate

these terms yeah?

Zweli!

Zweli!

Where did Miss South Africa

get my email address from?

What?

Miss South Africa has your

email address? Put it up!

- Yes!

- No.

- No?

- You don't wanna know what I had

to do in order for me to get it.

You probably asked that guy

from the book shop. Didn't you?

Yes, I asked the guy from the book shop.

She wants me to ghost write.

Ap... Apparently she's like

a Liana Ndlovu fan.

Oh, oh

T-That is an amazing opportunity,

right? That's great!

And your reply?

She said no.

Have I ever written a biography?

Have I ever written a biography?

Ah you're writing nothing,

Nana. You have not been writing.

Y-Y-You've been working on the same thing

for months and you need the money.

Okay, Okay. Listen, listen.

A book about Thoko Duma is mega.

And it's a bestseller, I predict that.

I mean, Thoko was Miss South Africa.

And then she entered Miss Universe,

but at Miss Universe, she didn't win.

When she came back,

they stripped her of her

Miss South Africa title.

- You see how it's tragic?

- What?

You didn't know that?

No, it's the first time

I'm hearing it at all.

Listen to me, Nana.

This is a great opportunity.

This could be an amazing thing.

O-O-Okay, fine, b-b-b-but what if,

what if she tells people that I'm Liana?

NDA.

Right? Make her sign an NDA,

and she won't tell anyone. Problem solved.

Come on.

She said yes!

- Buhle, she agreed to write my book!

- Thoks, volume

Oh, oh, oh. I'm so sorry.

I'mI'mI'm going to look away.

I'm going to look away.

Okay, wait. What to wear, what to wear

I'm thinking the look should be

a blazer and sneakers.

So she can see that I'm serious,

but not too serious. You know?

Or a dress maybe,

like a floral flowy dress.

Liana Ndlovu, Buhle!

Ah Zweli, no. You're always pressuring me

to do things I don't want to do.

You do it all the time.

Who said you can go ahead and

give her my email address, man?

Dude, you done with this?

Sharp, sharp. Thanks man.

J-J-Just go out,

meet her and see what happens.

There's nothing to lose!

Nothing bad will happen.

But then, w-what if she's

disappointed that I'm Liana, you know?

Disappointed? What do you mean?

You are amazing, you are incredible.

You are magnificent.

Yeah but friend of course

you'll say things

like that because you are my pal.

- And you have to say things like that.

- Not necessarily. I don't... I don...

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- It's me you met in the bathroom.

- Yes!

- It was such a brief meeting. It's okay.

No, I remember.

S-So, what brings you back here?

- Um

- No, I don't mean like

'what are you doing here?'

I just mean like, of course you can

come to a book shop if you want obviously.

- Yeah.

- Hey, it's okay.

My name is Thoko Duma.

Don't leave me hanging, girl.

Oh

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Oh, you're here for Liana, right?

- Yes, I'm so nervous. Where is she?

No, no, no...

- Me, my My name is Nana. Um

- Okay.

Liana Ndlovu's uh I'm her assistant, yes.

Uh She couldn't make it today,

you understand?

Yeah, of course.

No, no. It's okay.

I don't know why I thought she'd show

up for our first meeting ever.

So silly of me,

but that explains why you're here

and you were here the other day.

And here I am rambling,

that's because I'm so nervous.

That's, that's okay. It's just that

Oh, she was needed overseas. Yeah.

So she had to, uh,

um, get out the country really quickly.

Um Yeah.

So it's me, me.

I'll be handling today's meeting. Yeah.

Okay.

Do you Do you want to grab a seat?

- Yes um, yes, sure. Sure. Um

- Yeah.

Thanks. Thank you so much.

Would you like some coffee?

Listen, I would love a cup.

Yeah, okay.

Look, look, look Nana, don't worry.

I'll make you chamomile to

relax you so can calm down.

And give her this butterscotch cake.

She'll love it, she'll love it.

Please give her this cake.

Yeah. You're good,

you're good. So, so good! You're good.

Do you mind a little gossip?

So you're telling me that every day,

every day you're hanging with Liana?

What's that like?

I'm sure she's absolutely amazing.

Um, I hardly see her though, you see.

She hardly has time for anything

besides her writing.

Don't you have like a picture of

her on your phone or something?

I did sign the NDA.

I'm not gonna say anything.

Oh, s-she doesn't take photos.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure she doesn't... Look,

Nana, I'm sorry.

I'm just fangirling so hard.

- I absolutely love her.

- That's, that's fine.

Um, can we get back to

the book soon though?

Of course. So

What I was saying earlier,

is that it's really,

really important for her

to write from a base of Liana and

not try to sound like me, you know.

Because I think her writing

style is absolutely amazing.

Nana?

Are you even writing any of this down?

Y-Y-Yes. I-I, of course I am.

Yeah, and I mean I've just

I've always known what I liked,

and it, it works

You have

What?

Let me get that for you.

Oh, thanks.

I'm grateful for your time, ma'am.

And I'm grateful that you

gave in to this process.

And um

Thank you for letting me in.

You're a beautiful spirit.

- I just came to say I'm on my way.

- Hey! Okay.

Are we sure that this is still work?

What do you mean, Buhle?

Well it's just that you've been spending

a lot of time with your researcher.

- And you've been blowing me off for weeks.

- The drama right now. If you must know,

- Yeah.

- I've been telling her my whole life

story, starting from A, okay, all the way

to Z.

So I'm gonna to spend time

with her, if that's okay with you.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah, of course.

With a full face of make up it seems.

Leave me.

Look at you. All glowing.

- Wow.

- Cutie. You look good though.

Okay.

Go ahead with your fine self!

Sometimes, you know

You see I dream about a life for me,

that's away from the attention.

Out of the focus of the limelight.

Ah well then, you saying

you don't like your life?

No, no, no, no. No.

Don't get me wrong. I

I love what I do.

I enjoy getting to be me.

I love the life I've built for myself.

You see, it's just that sometimes I fear

that the truth is I'm not me.

I'm hiding behind this persona,

so that people don't see the real me.

So it's, it's, it's refreshing to be

able to talk to someone.

Honestly.

- So candidly.

- Thoko, I, um

What's up?

Oh. Oh my gosh!

We've been sitting here

for a whole five hours.

Five hours?

It literally feels like two minutes.

That's crazy.

Okay, I think that

Ladies. Would you like me to bring

you anything else?

We're done working I'd, say right?

Can we get a drink?

On me, Nana.

Oh

Okay, fine. Yes.

Um Can I please have

a glass of house white?

I'd like the same please.

Thank you.

You look so beautiful.

Stop.

- So do you!

- Ladies and gentlemen, can I

have your attention please?

Now tonight we have karaoke for

the couples. Are you guys ready?

- Right, can I please have some numbers?

- Yes.

I'm gonna choose just one table that

will come up and perform for us.

- Oh, no. We're...

- No, no. It's fine.

- The lucky table to come and sing is

- Thoko, I won't do that!

- Table number

- I-I have to go home and

mail those notes to Liana.

- Live a little. Okay?

- No.

Table number three!

Please give it up for table number three.

Come on, guys.

- Come.

- There you go. There you go. There you go.

You'll be fine.

Thank you

Oh, I love this song.

Suited for each other.

Suited for each other.

- Don't try to move me from my lover.

- Don't try to move me from my lover, yeah.

Come on.

-Suited for each other.

Suited for each other.

- Suited for each other.

Suited for each other.

- Tailor-made I'm glued up on my lover.

- Tailor-made I'm glued up on my lover.

I'll never lose him to another, yeah.

"When we talked on the phone

and you said that you loved me,

"When we talked on the phone

and you said that you loved me,

- did you say that this for sure, yeah?"

- did you say that this for sure, yeah?"

-I wanna scream from the top of rooftop

-I wanna scream from the top of rooftop

'till you hear my love for you. I

keep on rewind. I struggle to find.

'Till you hear my love for you. I

keep on rewind. I struggle to find.

What a love, what a love, yeah. What a

love, what a love, yeah. What a love.

What a love, what a love, yeah. What a

love, what a love, yeah. What a love.

What a love, what a love, yeah.

What a love, what a love, yeah.

What a love, what a love, yeah.

What a love, what a love, yeah.

- Hi.

- For Miss Thoko Duma.

- Oh, that's me.

- This for you.

- Oh

- Um, can I ask you to

sign this for me, please.

- Oh, okay. No problem.

- Here. Thank you.

Oh, this pen is not

working. Let me get another one.

Alright, alright.

- Okay, yep. I'll be right back.

- Okay.

Ah man, guys.

A singer once said to me,

there's something about the buds of love.

They blossom before they bloom.

You know that sweet possibility.

I don't know man.

Could there be something bubbling up.

Something is happening here man.

I'm not sure,

or am I the only one? Like what?

Something is happening,

but I won't say too much.

I'll be...

Okay.

Thanks man.

- Thank you, my sister.

- Alright, have a great day.

- You too, my sister.

- Bye. Thank you.

Thanks.

Oh Hi.

- Oops.

- And now?

Argh, well. I won it at karaoke.

- You?

- Yes.

Never!

"Suited for each other,

suited for each other."

Cute.

You know, Thoko, I haven't seen

you this happy in a long time, shame.

You know what Buhle, things are

starting to look up a little.

Okay, so that means

tonight we're going to that party,

right buddy?

Oh.

- You mean today?

- Yeah.

I don't know.

You have done a single public event,

you know, since that

And you know

This could be an opportunity

for a soft launch.

You know, private party vibes.

Celebrities will be there,

doing networking. Come on, T.

Buhle,

I hear you right, but my problem is

Been planning a

- Research meeting.

- Oh, my gosh.

Just tell that researcher of

yours to come along then.

Alright? Because it seems like that's

the only way we're going to see you.

Buhle.

You know what?

Buhle, please eat your food.

Oh, no,

no, no. Parties are not my thing at all.

No, no,

no. Not for work. It's just to hang out.

And also,

it would be nice for you to be answering

questions for a change.

No, I don't know.

- No.

- Just think, Nana. I promise

you it's going to be so much fun.

Please.

- Come on!

- Okay, fine!

Yes!

I'm so you excited?

- Hey.

- A little bit?

Whoa.

Yes.

Yo. There are a lot of celebrities

who've shown up.

Ah, easy there.

You're also a celebrity. I'll see you now.

- Hey, sweetie.

- Hey.

It's been a while.

- Oh, it's really her. Oh wow.

- Hi.

This is dope.

Yeah, and guess who the

entertainment is for these guests today.

Small minds take pleasure in gossip.

Ignore them.

Yeah Buhle, I'm gonna leave.

I can't do this at the moment.

T, look at some point you're going

to have to start living your life.

This thing of being a recluse

it's not your game.

- Okay? So let's just get a drink. Okay?

- Hey, grab a drink.

I'll come when I'm ready.

- Yeah.

- You sure?

Yeah.

'Sup with you, sweetheart?

Nana.

- Sorry, what's that, come again?

- The name is Nana, uh, not sweetheart.

Relax.

- Nana.

- I'm only greeting you, what's up?

You finally came. Nana, Nana.

Ah. Oh,

so you're the mysterious researcher

who stole my friend from me.

- No, I didn't steal her.

- Buhle.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

I'm-I'm glad to meet you as well.

I've been hearing so much about you.

- Oh? Only good things I hope.

- Yup.

- Buhle, researchers never tell.

- I guess I'll find out in the book.

Um, can I steal you just for a sec.

Just to make a quick intro.

You don't mind, right?

- No, I've gotI don't have a problem.

- I'll be right back, okay?

Okay, okay.

Hey-yo, Nana.

Ah babe, what's it now?

Nana right? Not sweetheart?

Hi.

Mandla's my name.

- So hi there, Mandla.

- You're having a good time here, huh?

I mean

Liquorice is pretty good.

And you know what you're

eating? Those are edibles.

Huh?

How many have you had?

I wasn't counting.

Then let's put them down, mmh?

Oh, my God.

I've never had any drugs

in my life before.

- Uh-uh, you'll be fine. Just breathe.

- Okay

Hey

I tell you,

I can't believe that I'm in this

beautiful home of Sindi Sodi.

It's such an honour.

- Wow. The honour's all mine.

- Hey, you know Buhle

- didn't even mention it to me.

- Ha Okay, surprise.

- Yeah.

- I'm going to get us more drinks, okay?

- Okay, cool.

- Refill, yeah?

Thank you.

You know, uh, Zawadi

Yamungu is about to perform.

- Oh, love her!

- Do you wanna follow me?

- Yes, please.

- Ah, okay.

When you see my hair,

compliment it because it's beautiful.

Oh-ah.

When you see my hair,

compliment it because it's beautiful.

Oh-ah.

When you see my complexion, compliment it,

because it's beautiful. Hey-yah.

My complexion

Is beautiful.

My breasts, ah

Are beautiful.

My flat buttocks, are what?

I'm beautiful with my natural hair,

even if I don't wear a frontal wig.

I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful.

I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful.

I'm beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty.

I'm beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty.

I'm beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty.

Oh, and I can't believe that I'm here,

I'm just such a big fan of yours.

- Well, the feeling's mutual.

- Sindi, stop that.

- I'm serious.

- There's no need to say

it just because I did.

I'm serious, I'm also going: "Wow",

I can't believe I'm sitting with

Miss South Africa in my own

- "home."

- Um former Miss South Africa?

Well to me,

you'll always be Miss South Africa so

You have the most beautiful smile.

Sindi Sodi.

What?

Why does it feel like you are

low-key trying to seduce me?

And tell me, is it working?

- Oh, wow.

- Sorry, Thoko. I think you

need to check up on your friend.

Now. Follow me.

Oh gosh.

My Thoko my babe is beautiful.

And her eyes are beautiful.

Also her legs

Are beautiful.

- Nana. Okay.

- Thoko! Hey

- Hey, let's have that.

- Acquaintances, acquaintances.

I am in love with Thoko Duma!

And I have been since the very first

day I met her in my bookshop.

Come. Come and tell her

face-to-face, baby girl.

Hey. You know

Buhle.

My mom always says,

you have to be brave for love.

Period.

- Yeah.

- Come.

- My shoes.

- Uh-ha.

Shoes.

Show is over.

Continue, guys.

Nana?

Nana. Oh, she lives. She's alive, guys.

- Thank you, Lord!

- My goodness.

Oh

You alright?

Oh

I've got just the thing for that.

I'll be back.

So then?

What happened last night?

- You really don't want to know.

- Yeah.

Oh God.

- Thoko, I'm sorry.

- No, no. Please, don't-don't say sorry.

I was munching on liquorice,

man I had no clue they were edibles.

I'm just so embarrassed.

Ah, don't worry about it. And like,

it happens to the best of us, right?

She would know that.

Here's a little something to deal with

the hangover and embarrassment as well.

I'm grateful, Chef, and

- I'm sorry for the...

- No girl, there's no need to apologise.

You actually livened the party.

- Yeah.

- It's not a party until someone climbs on

the table -and dances and declares their

undying love.

Come on.

Okay.

Almost there. Yay!

You're gonna see,

you'll be alright my angel.

- Okay.

- Guys.

I'm grateful to you all but

I'm going to have to leave.

Okay,

so please let me know when you arrive.

- Um, when you get home safely.

- Um Yeah.

I-I. will.

Uh, Nana.

Yeah, um Yesterday, um

Did you really mean what you said?

I said?

You uh you said

you love me.

- Oh. Oh, God, no. I...

- No, no, it's okay.

Drugs.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I-I-I wouldn't, I don't, um

No, no, no. Nana.

It was stupid of me to ask that from you.

It's okay?

I have to get back.

Yep.

And then?

Why are you looking at me like that?

So there's something I need to ask.

So my guest for today

just cancelled on me.

Called out of the blue

and said she can't come.

And I only have two hours

until it's time for me to sh**t.

This is perfect, T.

I mean, who better to team up with

than Sindi for your first TV experience?

Exactly.

Buhle.

See I'm just not ready.

Oh I'm begging you,

I'll be in your debt for ever.

Please help a sister out.

- Sister help her out, please.

- Please.

Who leaves edibles out like that

just for anyone to come and

help themselves, my goodness,

without giving even a warning or a

sign that says: "Warning! Edibles!".

We now have to put warning

signs on edibles?

The question we should be asking is,

"Who, who on earth would just go

ahead like that and eat edibles" huh?

The people who don't help

themselves to liquorice.

Those people have problems,

just like you, so

- Zweli.

- The crazy things you do.

But besides all of that,

like

At least you told her about how you feel.

And came out of hiding.

So

How'd it go then?

What?

So she asked me if I meant

it and I panicked.

Why? Y-You said you said you like

her so much though. You said you know

- Oh, Zweli. Yeah, but I embarrassed her.

- And on top of that,

I-I-I know she doesn't feel the same way.

- And where exactly did you get that?

- Because I can read people.

And in any case, whoa

like, Miss South Africa

Former Miss South Africa.

And I can't even tell her that I'm Liana.

I've never gone partying.

I'm not groovy. I'm book-ish.

And I've never even kissed anybody.

Not even once.

We're worlds apart, Zweli.

Look.

I just want you to know that I am

immensely proud of you right now.

Understand?

And if you're right and she doesn't

want you, it's her loss.

I guess.

S-So

Nana, have you never

really been kissed before?

Ah, can I have some coffee

please, Zweli. A strong one.

Would you,

would you like some liquorice with that?

As you can see,

I don't like using the brush.

I prefer using my hands like this,

you see?

Because I prefer when I'm connecting

with my work.

You know, I feel like

the brush, I don't know,

it's a bit impersonal for me so

- I see. I see.

- Yeah.

See, this is why I choose to

use my hands. Do you want to try?

Yes, yes.

Of course, yeah. I can tell.

- Okay.

- Yes let's see, both hands.

- Yeah?

- Don't be so rough all the time.

Better slowly, gently.

- Oh, okay.

- Gentle.

- Oh, right.

- Yes? You must take your time with it.

- Oh, okay.

- Ah, the thigh as well?

- And then massage the thigh right up here.

- Okay. Yes.

- Just massage it in. Like that nicely.

- Yes.

Ah, that was so good.

It's a pleasure.

It's so good I may ask you

for a little, uh take away.

I'll put one together. No worries at all.

Thank you.

Now tell us,

our dearest, lovely Miss South Africa.

- What happened during Miss Universe?

- Oh! Here we go. I knew we wouldn't

- this wrap up without bringing that up.

- How can I leave that out?

No, I want to know.

And the people also want to know well,

do you still stand by the

words that you said?

Come on.

Okay, right.

I think there's a lot that we need

to unpack about that night.

And we don't have enough time

to dive into the topic today.

You know, it's a tricky one I must admit.

I am, however, writing a tell-all book

that will be out soon.

But in the time being,

I do want to say this.

I want to apologise to the whole uh,

South Africa,

for how I handled myself.

I'm sorry to Miss Kenya,

and I'm also sorry to all the

kids that look up to me.

I do know that my behaviour

was not good at all.

So you were actually into this girl then?

Don't say that Buhle.

No, I just mean,

I think you know, she wasn't your type.

Well yes,

she is a little anxious, I won't lie.

But yet she can also be so calm.

I feel so comfortable when I'm with her.

I feel like Thoko you know.

Thoko the real me.

Nana doesn't care at all about celebrity.

She stays at home and reads her books.

So why would she go out with me?

Come on, it's her loss. You're a catch.

And Sindi is smart because

she matches that in you.

Yeah, I was so surprised when she

asked me on a date. I was like.

She's a good person and I can tell

you guys are going to get along.

Yeah, maybe.

Don't be scared, Thoko. Come, I'm here!

Do you know that people actually

really loved that episode of yours?

Well, those people are

just hungry for drama.

I'm serious. People love you, really.

Ah, I don't believe you. No way.

- You don't believe me?

- No, I don't.

But look at the comments.

- Read them.

- Okay. I'll see what they've been saying.

"Say what you want to say about

Thoko, but she's the prettiest Miss SA."

You see? And you thought

I was lying to you girl.

Uh-huh. Next one.

"This side of Thoko was

a breath of fresh air,

but I wouldn't leave her alone in the

kitchen."

-Yeah, I don't know about that one,

-Oh, wow.

But you know, also that episode of yours

had the most views.

- Really?

- For real. I'm serious.

- People really love you my babe.

- Hectic. Wow.

- That's crazy.

- Uh

I want to get to know you, Thoko.

- That is That is very direct.

- I mean isn't that always the best option?

- Fair, fair.

- Mm-hmm. But then though

What happens if I already have

someone in the picture already?

- And how do you know there isn't anyone?

- 'Kay, is there someone then?

No.

So meaning you won't have a problem

with me posting these vids from today?

Ah post, yeah!

Wow, Chef Sindi and Miss SA

make such a cute couple.

We're having a great

time at the water park.

Hey.

Listen, Nana.

Don't jump to conclusions when

you look at those posts.

Journalists will write anything ah

to sell papers.

Zweli just-just go to band practice.

Okay.

I think that the biggest influence

on me has been my mom.

You know like my go-getting spirit,

my sense of style. I got it all from her.

Yeah.

Um

So you've never um

spoken about your-your love life.

For-for the book, you know.

Well

I've been single for years now.

Not dating.

My focus has been mainly

you know pageants, really only those.

So currently y-you're not seeing

anyone at the moment?

Not really. No.

Sindi?

Chef Sindi, I think,

we've just been getting

to know each other.

For some reason,

people are interested in our relationship,

I guess.

Plus, it works for both our brands.

And she's a nice person.

I just thought now.

Actually, this weekend,

there's a, an event and I would love

it if you came with me.

Okay, okay. It's fine if you

can't come. I-I understand.

Okay, okay, okay. I'll come.

Cheers to that.

I know I said that I-I-I had said to you

that it was the edibles

that made me dance on top of the roof.

But I really like you,

I do. I really, really love you.

Nana Liana Ndlovu!

You, my girl, are a badass!

You've won the awards and now

it's time to win the girl.

I mean of course, she must...

she must be in love with you also.

Otherwise,

she wouldn't have asked you, right?

Thank you.

Hi, I'm-I'm outside.

- Oh, yeah?

- Um, by the carpet. Where are you?

Oh.

- Oh, my God.

- Thoko, I'm gonna faint!

Nana.

Is that you?

You look amazing.

- You look beautiful.

- Please, please turn around

so I can see you properly.

Like, do a one turn so I can...

- Oh, my God.

- Ah you like making me feel shy.

Thoko. I've been looking for you.

Oh I came to fetch our Nana.

Nana, this is Sindi. Sindi, Nana.

Sindi is a renowned chef.

And Nana is the great Liana

Ndlovu's research assistant.

I remember her. She

made quite the impression.

Oh, I'm so sorry about that again.

There's no need to apologise at all.

Thoko, we have to do

the red carpet together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so

Please would you just hold

this for us. Just five minutes.

O-Oh, yeah. Alright,

come with. Let's go then.

Okay.

Well,

SA wants to know, are you two dating?

Yes, we are.

No, Sindi,

what I really do not understand

is you lying out in public.

What do you mean?

Have we not been spending time together?

I thought we liked each other, Thoko.

Going on a few dates means

we're in a relationship now?

- Oh. Wow, okay. Alright, sure. Alright.

- Good grief!

Maybe, I got a bit ahead of myself

there and said something but

Would it be so bad if

we actually were dating?

Then you should've asked me, Sindi.

You don't just tell the whole

world that we're dating.

- My word!

- Hey guys, guys, guys, guys!

- Oh. What's going on?

- Thoko.

I saw an opportunity and I took it, okay?

Our kiss is trending

all over social media.

I don't understand why you can't see that

this is working for us right now my angel.

- What's the problem?

- That, is my problem.

I'm going to write a public statement

and tell everyone that you're a liar.

My goodness. No, no,

you can't do that though.

- Buhle, this is none of your business!

- T, listen to me.

Oh, God.

Elite Properties wants to give

you an endorsement deal.

A penthouse fully furnished.

Monthly stipend, two cars,

two vacations each year. Guys, come on.

The company wants to show that young

couples can also buy property.

But the only reason that you guys have

this deal is because you're official.

- This is amazing!

- I know.

T, it can help you pay

for your book release.

Think about it.

Nana, it's Zweli.

Please open the door.

Nana.

Nana.

Please open the door my friend.

- Nana.

- Go away, Zweli.

Please,

my friend. Just please open the door.

Let's talk about it.

Talk to me, what's going on? Please Nana.

Alright, guys, this is your new place.

It's so awesome.

Yeah, that's beautiful. Beautiful.

But hold on, hold on a bit.

It doesn't mean you're happy if

you're posting long paragraphs.

The longer the post,

the harder the relationship.

All these "Love lives here",

"Nice content",

"Lovely", is not the truth my love.

You'll get burned out there.

Dating is not for the faint hearted.

Ha!

The number you have dialed

is not available at present.

Please leave a message and then hang up.

Hey.

It's been so many weeks now and

I don't even know what I did.

I miss you.

Can you please just get back to me?

"Hi, Thoko. I hope all is well your end."

I'm sending this to let you know that

I've handed over all research material

to Liana. If she has any questions,

she'll contact you directly.

My part in this process is done.

A hard copy of the manuscript will

be sent to you once it's ready.

"Regards, Nana."

So, I just figured it's best

to cut all ties with her.

No contact at all from now on.

Just like that.

So what about the book?

To be candid with you,

I got what I needed a long time ago.

I just

I just really enjoyed

hanging out with her.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I've cried. I've grieved her.

And

Now I'm over it.

Aw.

So sweet.

"Follow the clues and come meet me,

please?

Dress to the nines.

Then solve the riddle to which

your chariot awaits."

"I run on my two feet

and also my two wheels.

- A run and a jump.

- Eh, this one will suit you.

Thank you.

A sure way for a cool ride

in the summer heat."

Hi.

Sindi.

What is all of this?

You're so lovely.

No.

You did not answer me.

What's all this?

Thoko.

I've been going about this all wrong.

I've been so focused on what

people think about us.

What our relationship looks

like on the outside and

I've neglected what you

feel like on the inside.

You deserve so much more than that.

You are the most amazing

person I've ever met.

And there's no one else who

has a heart like yours.

Please would you give me another chance?

So I can do better, you know.

Step back from the cameras,

social media and make it about us.

Not about our brands.

Who we are to each other.

And how well we treat each other.

And please, Thoko,

I promise you that I will work harder

to be a better partner to you, okay?

Okay. I'm willing to try.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah?

- Hey, so what's all this?

- Who knows.

I saw it and thought it might be romantic.

Atmospheric. We'll see what happens.

Let's go in the water then.

Don't fall.

Okay.

Wow.

I'd say that's enough now, my girl.

- I-I-I'm working here.

- Uh-uh. You're not working.

You're avoiding the world,

hiding from people.

So you're going to get up and

get back out there right now.

I can't, Ma. I cannot go back out there.

It's a mess out there.

But this is all my fault, my girl.

I protected you too much as a child.

I was just so scared at the

thought of losing you.

That was the biggest mistake

I've ever made.

Don't let my mistake be the

one that guides your life.

Mm. You just go for it.

You know.

I was thinking about it

the other day you see

Like among people,

y-you get main characters, right? Like

Some beautiful people, who are funny too.

That are sexy and loved by everyone.

And then,

and then become Miss South Africa.

And then, end up dating,

you know, Miss South Africa.

And then there are people like us.

Like extras.

Forgettable faces in people's lives.

Okay.

- No, no, no, no, no. No. No offense.

- I thought we were here chilling,

enjoying, we are having a good time.

But actually, now you say this?

Yeah, well, you also thought that

crypto is not a scam.

I don't think you can judge your

judgement.

- I'm sorry. II'm sorry.

- Listen, listen. Crypto is legit.

I'm being serious here.

Oh. Okay excuse me,

I'm going to the toilet.

- Please don't go anywhere. Please.

- I won't do that to you again.

I'll be back.

Coming!

- How're you?

- Hello, Ma'am, how are you?

- I'm good.

- I'm well, Ma'am. Eh, sorry to

bother, I have parcel eh, for a Miss Duma.

- Oh, that's me.

- Oh, that's you?

- Um, here's your package.

- Oh, right.

- Have a great day, Ma'am.

- Same to you.

- Thank you.

- Bye.

No way.

There you go.

- Thank you, my Zwel

- Enjoy.

A painful end of a chapter.

Painful end that's for sure,

but it's a relief.

Yeah.

Look, I know it still hurts a lot.

Hey.

Maybe

Maybe my next book down the line

will be a heartbreak trilogy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Zweli, thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

- Are you alright?

- Yeah.

Yeah?

I just finished reading the

manuscript of my book.

- It's so beautiful.

- Yeah.

Please read it.

Okay.

Oh, wait.

Hello?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll read it.

Mm-hm.

Yeah, sure we can talk. I'm not that busy.

I'm not here.

I'm not here.

Hi.

- Hey.

- How are you?

I'm okay, thanks, how are you?

I'm good. Um You seen Nana?

Mm-mm.

Okay, um

Can I have a cappuccino.

- Yeah.

- Cappuccino coming right up.

Please, um, grab a seat.

The number you have dialled

is not available at present.

Please leave a message and then hang up.

- One cappuccino.

- Alright.

Thank you.

Is-is there anything else

I can get for you?

No.

Um. Do you know perhaps what

time she'll be back? Nana?

No.

'Kay.

So this is where you've been hiding?

Nana.

Tell me what's up.

- What should I say?

- Ah, y-you just disappeared. I've tried

phoning, sent sms and emails. Nothing.

All my work with you is over.

Nana.

You speak as if there was just

work between us, come on now.

But what else was there besides

the work between us two?

I mean

- Okay then.

- Ah, ah, ah. No, Nana.

Please tell me what it is I did?

Well,

actually Thoko, what do you want here?

Well, eh, I got the manuscript and I

wanted to come and find you to celebrate...

Why?

Why don't you go celebrate

with your girl now?

- Nana, I, I...

- No, Thoko!

I know who I am in this story.

I'm the girl who ends up alone.

While well you, Miss Beauty Queen,

get everything you want.

- Nana.

- You invited me

That one moment out on a date,

only to ignore me the

entire night and have

me holding the bags for the two of you.

I boldly asked you, I asked you,

if you were seeing anyone then.

So then? You flat-out lied.

You humiliated me.

- No but I didn't know, I gue...

- I loved you.

And you knew that.

Nana, that's not fair. I asked

you if you loved me and you said no.

I-I was mortified then.

I was as high as a kite.

That's not how I wanted to tell

you I was in love with you.

I was willing.

I-I-I was willing to come clean.

And maybe I was ready to tell you...

The reason why you haven't met Liana is,

'Cause you see, I'm Liana.

I was willing to trust you

with that secret, Thoko.

Wait now.

Wait, you are Liana?

Yeah.

I really did feel bad about lying to you.

But not anymore because clearly you see

Between us I was not the

only one making things up.

Nana.

Thoko.

You've got your manuscript in hand.

So,

let's

Let's just leave it here.

- Yeah. You see this side? The whole angle.

- Oh, yeah. Yeah, I want to

see the colours of the cheese.

I think that's okay. T!

Hey, T!

We're here.

Here she comes.

What's going on?

- Should I tell her or will you?

- Okay.

You're about to love me, a whole lot more.

Now then, the two of you are going

to get your very own, reality show!

Our very own reality show.

- We did it, T!

- Can you believe it?

Oh?

I thought you'd be excited.

Buhle.

I'm grateful, really,

for what you did to make this happen.

However that's enough.

- What are you saying, T?

- Thoko.

This relationship.

I don't know if you've ever felt anything,

Sindi, or if you feel anything now.

Or if it's always just been business

for you, but I can't.

- Thoko, just listen, can I...

- I'm sick of pretending!

T, didn't you say you

wanted a reality show?

Yes, Buhle, I said I wanted a

reality show but not this way.

'Cause love is supposed

to be a real thing.

Not a gimmick.

f*ck!

f*ck!

sh*t!

Well.

- Back here, again.

- Yeah.

No, seriously. You're the b*mb, Buhle.

It's okay.

What are friends for?

Plus anyway, as your manager,

you know it wouldn't be a good look

for me if you were homeless.

- Oh, wow.

- Oh well now, we couldn't do

that. No, seriously though.

I know how hard you worked for me for

the reality show.

I'm so sorry.

You have to just follow,

uh, what's right for you, you know?

And I can't be mad at that.

And also now we've spent a lot

of money on this book, T.

- You have to start earning.

- I agree.

Yeah.

So what do you think?

Well, Ma asked if you would be

the MC at the wedding for Sizwe?

Look, it's not a reality show,

but the media is gonna be there.

PR anyway. We can leverage it.

- We got it.

- No, I hear you, but knowing your

- mother, she'll make me wear a tiara.

- Of course.

One hundred percent.

Hey, T.

- Yeah.

- Listen, it'll all work out.

No, thank you.

- So, we'll find a way.

- Thank you.

What a love, what a love,

yeah. I am in love with Thoko Duma!

I'm grateful to you for this moment.

I'm grateful too. You are a gem.

What a love,

what a love, yeah. What a love.

Okay so, mm

We have a little problem.

One of our band members is

running a little bit late.

However, we were able to get a

replacement in a rush. He's on the way.

There will be many important people here.

- Yes.

- So, don't embarrass me.

That won't happen.

- Well then? Ms. Best Man?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You good? Yeah, yeah.

No need to stress here,

the rings are with me, and...

Okay.

Let me find him. I'll be back in two.

- Alright.

- You're doing good.

You too, yeah. Thank you so much!

- Thoko! Thoko!

- Hey. Lethu. Hi.

- Hi.

- Alright?

Hi. I'm okay and how are you?

I'm happy you made it on time.

- Right, here's program.

- Okay.

So we'll call you ten minutes

before you're needed.

Copied. No problem.

- I'm going to sit in the car,

okay? Practising all these names.

-Okay.

You'll be fine, relax.

- I'm sure of it.

- Okay.

Okay.

Nana?

Hmm?

Oh.

Hi.

Hello, Thoko.

Um, I didn't think that

you knew-knew the Jamas.

Oh, no. II don't know them.

I I only brought Zweli.

Oh.

It is good to see you.

- Um, I-I have to go. Excuse me.

- I can't stop thinking, Nana.

I can't stop thinking about you.

I'm sorry for the way I treated you.

The truth is, me and Sindi

Were never really a thing when

you and I were working.

- That's none of my business, though.

- It was for publicity.

It worked for the brands,

for the both of us but now

Even that's not going on now.

It's been over for weeks. Completely.

Why are you telling me this?

Um.

Well?

I think you and I might

- We should give us a chance.

- You and me?

No, Thoko, no. Uh-uh, no.

So, since you are now done using Sindi,

you now want to play with me?

Nah. Nana, no.

No. Thoko, you made your choice now.

- Back when I was the awkward...

- That is... That's not fair.

It's not fair.

But now that you know that I am,

you see I'm Liana Ndlovu,

A-An award winning romance

novelist, you want to give us a try?

Woah. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.

This has nothing to do with Liana.

I'm not playing games.

That's hard to believe.

Nana.

Was it Liana I ran into at Black Books

in the bathroom?

Was it Liana who I spent all of those

hours talking peacefully to?

Was it Liana who I sang karaoke with?

It most certainly was not

Liana who showed me

A different side to love and closeness.

Thoko, you had the chance to

tell me all of this before you know.

I know.

I was stupid.

Nana, I'm used to getting what I want.

I'm also used to people wanting me too.

I couldn't bring myself to take the

risk to tell you how I felt for you

Only for me to lose again.

But do you know what's even worse,

you know?

It's lying in bed, hour for hour,

pondering "what if" at home alone.

Nana, I don't want to be what people

think I should be anymore.

I don't want to be a pageant queen.

I don't want to be a reality star.

Honestly that all means nothing,

if I'm going to miss my

chance at love with you.

I can't bear it.

'Kay why didn't you just say

that from the very start?

Nana,

could you please do me the honour

of being my partner today?

I think you want my soul.

What else do you want from me?

I mean,

first you wanted me to be your co-author,

meanwhile you have feelings for me.

Now you want me to join you at a

wedding of people I don't know?

Don't leave me, okay?

Promise.

Come.

- My keys, m-m-my keys!

- Goodness, Nana.

We're hanging with the Jamas.

No one is going to steal your car, okay?

- Are you sure?

- Yes, give me your hand.

Yoh, you know you are a handful, hey!

But you missed me, right?

Oh, well

Oh my dear friends,

dating stings just like the truth.

Whether you love it or you hate it,

we cannot live without it.

Guys,

in fact, dating makes the world go around.

It's just that simple.

Whether it gives or it takes,

we all want to live to date another day.