02x05 - I'm Back!

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to die in sound and

you're about to see

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especially you you say to your friends I

betcha that I can write a word in

capital letters and then turn that word

upside down look at it in a mirror and

it will appear the way I wrote it

right-side up

can you think of what that word is and

your friends will think and think and

think like you are thinking and thinking

and thinking now give it up you'll never

guess what it is the word is choice C H

oh I see E

in capital letters now I'm going to turn

the word upside down

it's definitely standing on its head is

it not yes and now I'll pick up the

mirror and look at this upside down word

in the mirror it's right side up but

look at it in real life it's upside down

in the mirror it's right side up in real

life it's upside down isn't that amazing

try this on your friends it will reflect

well on you

I got a riddle you back I got a riddle

yes set it is a little

and you solve the riddle will say you

know nd riddles or jokes well I know one

what is it I'll tell you it please

what's your name what's my name you know

you know okay

my name is lamb chop let's go to the sky

what is the color of the sky yeah hello

how do you spell it

okay IT boom top with lamb chop blow it

lamb chop loaded I get it you don't have

to use your name you can you can I made

up a name anybody's name can you can use

in that joke just a fun book to use on

your friends thank you very much good

night my little lamb night sherry oh

that was easy right you just rolled over

and went to sleep right well I'm just

surprised that's all surprised why you

said good night lamb chop yeah so I

rolled over yeah and I went to sleep

yeah and then you love me yeah but that

was wrong I mean I shouldn't have done

that but I was surprised by because when

your baby it took forever to get you to

go to sleep

Oh tell me what it was like when I was a

baby tell me tell me

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and they lived happily ever after

yeah now it's time to go to sleep what

what not not not not baby

oh sure you're sleepy yeah come on come

on come on I I talked you in yes I give

you a glass of water yes I read you a

story

yeah and now it's time for bed yeah yes

it why not

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wah wah wah wah wah wah what water Oh

wah wah wah my lullaby lulla lullaby yes

no I can't my darling I'm sorry but I

have an appointment I'm very late

I have to go now sorry have to sting why

does Shari have to sing now because no

baby baby's not sick no jelly nothing

baby cry baby cry baby cry come on I

gotta go baby cry don't cry

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a lullaby or maybe we'll start crying or

get sick where you're gonna get I'm

heating you your lullaby

but I'm warning you right now

it's gonna be quick please try

or is a quick little lullaby I don't

even have time to tell you why all that

I can give you these a quick little on

the fire go sleep take a nap now sh**t

artichoke right

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would you like to fold the paper puppet

say yes say yes say yes yes good let's

do it

we're starting with a square piece of

paper we each have a square and we know

it's square because it has how many

sides four four absolutely one two three

four those are the sides and the first

thing you do is you fold one side over

to meet the other side how do you do

side and then you sharpen the fold with

your fingernail excellent Pierre okay

and now open up your paper once again

now you fold one side over to meet that

Center fold that you have just made and

make sure you don't go past it

because it'll be tough for you to fold

afterward and you fold the other side in

to meet the center fold hello other side

and there we go now you have kind of

doors yep opening the doors and close

the doors so close the doors and now

close the whole thing up like a book

just fold it closed just like a book and

sharpen that fold okay now you have a

skinny piece with a little tiny bottom

facing you good Pierre turn it so that

the bottom is little and not bring this

bottom up to meet the top how do you do

top and thought they'd never let us meet

now at one end up on top here you have

two flaps there's one flap is the other

flap look at your two flaps Pierre one

flap two flaps now fold the top flap

down to meet the bottom yes yes yes good

good good now turn it over

very well done boy you're both good and

fold the top down to meet the bottom and

now that's all there is to it except for

the rest everybody pick a pen okay open

up your pen and you'll find that at one

side you have three sections one two

three the other side you only have to

find your two sides so put the side that

only has two sides see one two put it

facing you and now draw a mouse right on

the top I'm drawing lips oh and above

the lips I'm going to join my lips look

like a mustache oh well I'm going to

draw eyes two of them and two little

nostrils nostrils your nose holes'

now there's my character there's my

puppet and here's how I work it if you

look in the back you'll find that there

are pockets see there's a pocket that's

not a pocket I could slide out of that

but that's a pocket into that pocket I'm

going to slip o my two middle fingers on

the bottom there are more pockets and

into the pocket I'm going to slip my

thumb and there's my funny finger puppet

see these are the ears and it's a funny

finger puppet hello funny finger puppet

come talk to me funny finger puppet

that's no new oh you don't like the name

funny finger puppet no oh well what

would you like to have is a name Freddie

finger puppet Freddie finger puppet I

like you you like it you like it

so make it

give me a knock-knock joke not

knock-knock joke

they're always dumb tell me how come

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knock-knock let's let's ooh let's be

friends then who be doing this a long

time I've been driving around town all

day long Mike tires are k*lling me Oh

maybe you should get a retread sorry

what's new well Sheree is in a bad mood

over what she says I don't do nothing

charlie don't do nothing and Lambchop

don't do nothing yeah when she does

something but whatever she does gets

Jerry in a bad mood shock absorbers it's

Jerry mine

oh it's the little things for instance

yesterday we broke up yeah no yeah now

she says we can't play football on the

piano anymore

spoilsport you ride how come grown-up

says so crabby one day you'll grow up

you'll have kids of your own then you

could be crabby - no way I will never do

- what makes you so sure I wouldn't let

him near the piano

well here you are have a good day at

school but now remember no more playing

football near the piano no we promised

Gerry we wouldn't

I'm sure that's music to her ears yeah

it was until we got the basketball hoop

setup in the kitchen well that's one way

to redecorate the room

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this is just one of those days isn't it

it sure is ah you feel it too I do I do

it's perfect quiet calm is this day

different from all other days I don't

know what's the explanation I'm back

that's the explanation I'm sorry that I

worried you oh oh I see I see you guys

didn't even know I was missing Oh should

we did darling sure we did yeah yeah I

mean I was just saying to Sherry where's

lamb chop but let me share he say she

she was too upset upset too upset to say

anything to upset oh yeah so we searched

high and low in and out up and down

really yes I know

where were you I ran away what you came

back yes why because that's it I was

hungry that's it yeah you ran away yes I

almost left you a note and what did your

note almost say I almost told you I am

so mad at you oh really yes but I didn't

leave the note because you should have

known why I was mad at you without my

leaving you a note really yes and that

made me even there there and that's why

you didn't leave me a note that and also

because I can't write oh that will do it

so why didn't you come and talk to me

tell me what was bothering you

you're an understand well sweetheart if

you won't tell me what's bothering you

how can I possibly do anything to make

you feel better I shouldn't have come

back boy is she upset yeah we're gonna

have to find out what's bothering her

and in the meanwhile charley horse

you'll be very nice to her

why do I get all the tough jobs

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the forecast cloudy and windy today with

gusts up to 40 miles from temperature

dropping cloudy and continuing windy

overnight with a low of 47 Cloudy with a

few sunny breaks and not as warm

tomorrow with a high high sorry I have

never seen your room so neat

Charlie illustrate and get up Charlie

were straightened it up I straightened

it up you did yes and I haven't finished

dusting yet dusting you dust it yes i

dusted and I slept yes your slap what's

the matter

it's what most of the dust into my

closet I did not you did so I did not

I slept in some of the dust under the

bed Oh wonderful

yeah anything to make my little towel

Lambchop happy happy he dusted with my

dog yeah well it was a rag doll and I

didn't have a rag and anyway I washed

your doll does that make you happy no

you know it makes me happy what if I

could play cowboy and horsey with you

how do you do that I'd sit on you and I

ride some miles wear my Spurs lamb chop

Spurs she'll be mean now what are you so

angry at you'll figure it out

no you tell me right now okay go ahead

today is my birthday and you got a lamb

chop no you forgot my birthday nobody

cares about

Leland shop and you didn't get me a

present

you think by being nice to me you can

make up for it lamb chop

I don't think is you Shelley and I don't

think if you tell us and I don't shop

it's my birthday that's why I ran away

because nobody cares even about my

birthday lamb chop there's nothing you

can say Shelley your birthday's tomorrow

what did you say Shelley your birthday's

tomorrow and I did get you a gift and

Cherie got you a gift

oh I'm so lamb chop Oh lamb chop now

look at me now do you know that there

are times in every family when somebody

feels neglected it doesn't happen in

every family that you know yeah how

about you yeah and you know that's when

you have to speak up and you have to say

what you want tell people what you want

ok ok ok good I want a surprise 30 you

what I want a surprise party you want a

surprise party you won't be a surprise

because you know about it yes you will

after the way I acted I'd be surprised

if you gave it to me hey has anybody

seen hushpuppy

no oh no oh I don't know do you remember

this morning when I ran away yeah yeah

well I didn't know where you long you

mean I stopped they run away with you

yes

oh no oh let me guess hush puppy is

still hiding no yeah where

in the backyard where I get the plushies

you're kidding nah you mean hushpuppy

has been hiding all day yeah he's

waiting for me to tell them that the

coast was clear

blanch up the coast is clear I'll go

tell him

well it seems to me we're going to have

to be very nice to poor hushpuppy this

evening oh no what I spent all day

cleaning lamb chops ruin their doing

every little thing that she wanted me to

do and now I got to spend the whole

evening being nice - hush puppy that's

right all right all right all right I'll

do it but only under one condition what

tomorrow it's my turn to run away gee

maybe the next day it'll be mine

oh yes Alice opinion

this is a letter n and this is a letter

H and H as an N with his hand raised

can I please leave the room

sure see ya if every you start feeling

blue because things are going wrong the

very best thing you can do is sing a

little sing-along song

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why it's a real good thing sing a little

sing-along song

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what do you say to that song about ten

green bottles

maybe these are not green bottles sure

they're not fingers that green bottles

may I please see your green bottles good

miner go to fold so why don't you fall

in line and sing along with us come on

you're a ten green bottles stand-in on

the wall ten green bottles standing

number one nine green but if one green

bottle should accidentally fall

there be a dream bottles

standing on the wall there are eight

green bottles standing on the wall a

green bar understand it but if three

green bottle should accidentally fall

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there are five green bottles standing on

the wall five green bottles standing on

but if four green bottle should

accidentally fall see one green bottle

the standing on the wall there is one

green bottle standing on the wall one

green bottle standing on the

but if that green bottle should

accidentally fall

there'd be no green by us and the other

that's all

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this is my friends while hooli and he is

a great horned owl and he is from the

sander AG's San Diago sons rode up to

the zoo in San Diego I said it and um

because owls are supposed to be so wise

oh because I was focusing so eyes I'm

gonna tell them oh riddle here's the

riddle um the riddle is what do you say

to a little bird who is seven years old

today you say happy birthday to you huh

you didn't figure it out did you did you

like my jokes did you like it I think

he's saying yes

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okay okay okay I'll tell you a story

about teddy bears and mr. barely this

one's for you

this is a story called Molly Molly had

been a circus bear and when she grew

very large she was sent to a zoo and

there she was made it for many years

with big Bob a huge bear who was very

affectionate with her but no matter how

loving giant Bob was no little bear was

born to them

well if Molly was disappointed nobody

could tell because she was a bear after

all and she couldn't speak of it

remembering her circus days Molly would

stand on her two hind legs and dance and

twirl to the music she heard in her head

and then one day just when her handlers

thought molly had grown too old to have

a cub to everyone's surprise a tiny bear

was found beside her as she licked its

little face everybody who saw the infant

loved her immediately but unfortunately

she was a sickly little animal and she

soon died

well after that Molly never moved from

her corner of the cage she sat and

stared and seemed to have suddenly

become a very old bear one day a child

who had been told of Molly's loss left

his teddy bear where he had been

standing across the moat from Molly's

cage

who knows what a motifs yes Robin well

it's a ring of water and it's licks

sometimes it can be as thick as a river

and it goes around castles and good good

well they also put a moat around

dangerous animals cages and around

Molly's cage there was a moat well from

the moment Molly saw the teddy bear she

was interested in the little stuffed

animal whimpering she would stick her

paw through the bars reaching toward it

a man who fed her saw what was happening

and he handed the teddy bear to Molly

she cradled it in her arms and from that

moment on she treated it as her own lost

cub now of course teddy bear never grew

to be a big bear but his new mother

never noticed and in fact by trying to

keep the little teddy bear happy she

lived to be a very old bear indeed and

they say that when she was well over

thirty five years which is very old for

a bear she would get up on her two hind

legs again and again and for teddy bears

amusement she would dance and twirl to

the music she still heard in her mind

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the song yes it goes on and on my friend

some people and they'll continue singing

this forever just because

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how do I turn you off

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far away

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this is the song that Charlie horse

no no stop stop stop Charlie stop I want

you to go away go away and don't slam

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