02x06 - What's Your Name

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to dance to a slamming

sound and you're like having lots of

friends Ryan if you're one of those it

slips by the rule that said is bad

little buddy you're about to see your

very best place that you could join the

kids make a muscle squeeze really

squeeze with all your might know the

other arm

let me see just how strong you grown to

be make two muscles left and right come

on and pump it up gotta site ok you're

getting stronger

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and especially you this is a friend of

mine his name is Elliott Haynes Elliott

says he has a bit sure that I don't know

really yep all right let me hear it okay

I bet you you don't know the three most

forceful letters in the alphabet

the three most forceful letters in the

alphabet do you know the three most

forceful letters in the alphabet we

don't know the three most forceful

letters in the alphabet what are they

okay there are mg n are energy energy

energy energy energy energy I got it did

you get it now you got it so try it on a

friend give me a nacho

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tell me how come

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I'm going to make a rubber band banjo

and I'm starting with a carton there's

my carton and it's empty and I'm going

to fold the flaps down so that it'll be

strong there now that's important

because the rubber bands are very strong

and they'll make a weak box go like that

now every rubber band will make a

different sound depending upon how thick

it is let's see what sound this one

makes mm now I'm gonna put this one on

we'll see kind of sound it makes

well that's a coincidence actually I

made myself a really good banjo and

every one of these rubber bands I think

has a different sound let's listen well

most of them are different and the way

you really get notes is you pull and

then pluck that's here you heard the

difference there didn't you did you make

yourself a rubber band banjo yet what

are you waiting for come on I know

please come and but there's one thing

that I've come to know that at all

applause and stands for a banjo made of

rubber bands see the people smiling

the joy that it brings wavers start to

pickin on my rubber band strings while

music's playin it's a holiday my ramaa

ban banjo putting on a good show though

it may not sound like much at all still

I dream I play a concert hall so I

practiced every night and day Tillich's

center stage I got to see the smiling

the joy that it brings when we start to

pickin on my rump of man strings while

the music's playin it's a holiday my

rubber band banjo putting on a good show

I love to play yes my act stayed pretty

much the same but still everybody knew

my name so they called me from

Leo gave me my own tail

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see the people smiling in the halls

enjoy that

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Banjo putting on a good show I love to

play

so rubberband yet it was sure surprising

but guessed it now I keep on playin when

I'm through I'll take my rubber band

banjo everywhere that I go I'd be glad

to play for you

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well kids this is it this is my last run

oh no you're going to the junkie oh no

plenty of miles left on the old

speedometer ran wad I'm getting retired

but you mean you're retired

oh no they're putting four new tires in

the old chassis reading you behaved

Rudy's new know better they're gonna

flush up my radiator clean up my valves

and chip the gum off my seats yeah but

how long are you gonna be a lag Oh about

two weeks two weeks

yeah but buster what's gonna drive us to

school

oh they got a new guy don't worry I'll

teach him the ropes besides he's got air

conditioning

you got an air conditioning goes his

works yours does too

oh sure in winter you're gonna miss you

busted well I'm gonna miss you too

visit you in the shop well I don't think

I'll be in much condition for visitors

there'll be a piece of me over here a

piece of me over there ya know what you

mean

well here we are kids see you in a

couple of weeks and hey wait a second

buster

what is the other bus takes over for

good oh I ain't worried after two weeks

with you Rascals you'll be begging me to

come back

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this is a poem about a girl named Mary

Rose she had two names Mary and Rose you

know what I mean

okay you ready for my poem Mary Rose sat

on a pin Mary Rose do you have a good

afternoon

first I take the mate third and I caught

two grounders Wow that must have been

some game yeah then my friends Nintendo

broke so I came home oh I get it it was

a video game yeah what is so funny well

sure why not you mean well you used to

have a wonderful throwing arm

when Derek was going on when you were a

baby you used to throw everything

everywhere Mary uh-huh tell me what I

was like when I was a baby

baby come on give me the spoon give me

the spoon please give me the spoon

tickle d*ck son this spoon I'm gonna

fill the spoon with jello and please do

not knock things down now don't do it

again sorry I'm gonna fill the spoon

with jello no please don't throw things

down don't do that again

baby don't do that yeah okay

don't throw down the spoon baby good

baby come on

why do you knock things down is it so

much fun to throw things down no so

what's the fun watching you pick things

up

this is a letter M and this is a letter

Z a Z is an N that is taking a nap come

on Norman

you can't sleep your life away just five

more minutes this is a game called penny

in your pocket penny in your shoe penny

in your hands where are you do you know

how to play you if you're it you close

your eyes and you go your hands where

are you and while your eyes are closed

everybody else is passing a penny

they're passing it from one hand to

another hand to another hand come on

Ashley you show how it starts pass it

pass the penny passages arena pass it to

Alex pass it to Teddy go on it gets past

and past and past okay now give me back

the penny

I'll give the pen it Ashley and now we

are going to play are you ready

remember when I say where are you what

are you guys going to do cover it thank

you Alex

you're gonna stand there and

make-believe I don't have the penny

right because you want to fool me and

when it discovers who has the penny then

the person who has the penny becomes it

and it gets to play the game are you

ready I am ready I am closing my eyes

Ashley has the penny okay here we go

pass it fast guys are you ready penny

cause my eyes penny in your pocket penny

in your shoe penny in your hands where

are you now who has the penny let's see

I think alex has the penny Alex doesn't

have the penny okay I have to do it

again closing my eyes and pass it when I

say go penny in your pocket penny in

your shoe penny in your hands where are

you opening my eyes I think Danielle has

the penny danielle has the penny you're

it and I get in your place and give

Ashley the the penny and we'll play all

over again okay

close your eyes and turn around and say

ready you say penny in your pocket

passive passive Kenny in your shoe penny

in your hands where are you and now open

your eyes who's got it

you've got it don't you you're it's okay

come on you get in line and I will play

again

cover your eyes cover your eyes cover

your eyes where are you

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yourself but yo

to tell you okay why did the turtle

cross the road I give up don't you why

did the turtle cross the road to get to

the Shell station you got it it's funny

because the turtle has the shell oh you

got it okay I like that joke you have

another joke yeah tell me why did the

cactus cross the road

everybody is crossing the road there

must be something wonderful on the other

side why did what's a car cadastre what

is a caucus it's something that you find

in a desert oh it's that thing with the

things sticking out the short things you

have to practice okay why did the

at this cross the road because he was

stuck to the chicken

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I just don't understand it I really

don't understand it I've been trying all

day and I find that I can jump up and I

can climb up and if I wanted to I could

blow up but you know what I can't do

I can't slide up no I try you know what

happens yeah I slide down late I'll show

you this slide isn't very high so uh

this slide is very high but that's okay

that's not what bothers me now what

bothers me is I don't I don't understand

directions yeah that's it I could fall

down but I can't fall up I could wake up

but I can't lay down somebody can say

this is a stick-up nobody could say this

is a stick down what is it all mean oh I

give down I mean I give up you want to

see watch watch chalet are you watching

I'm watching I'm watching really

okay now I'm going to think up but I

betcha I'm gonna slide down okay come on

honey I'll catch you here I go oh are

you okay yes but did you say see what I

slide down you slid down yeah but I

wanted it to slide up yeah but you can't

slide up I not because of the law of

gravity all right the law of gravity

gravity is what makes everything that

you drop fall down yeah it's a lot

yeah well it's got that it's a lot and I

know how I can slide oh I'll get a good

lawyer

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you solve the riddles we'll say Sharri

and we are gonna do a riddle together

okay here's my pot what can be the same

size as a elephant but not weigh

anything you give up

tell him share it the shadow of an

elephant did you get it did you get it

you didn't get it wait till next time

okay now Charlie Chris you go into a

room over there close the door and do

not listen what he gonna do lamb chop

and I are going to pick a state a state

yeah you know one of the 50 states of

the United States of America a state

that's what I said

we're gonna pick a state and when you

come back you have to guess which state

we picked ah ah ah good it's a game oh I

love games okay okay go go go go go go

go go go go good now lamb chop pick a

state the State of the Union

I got a journey yelling yeah no no pick

a state like Ohio Indiana Tennessee

Chicago Chicago Chicago

Chicago's not a state oh they like

Chicago yeah well Chicago's not a state

you got a pick a state um okay don't

tell me I got it what is good good good

good good

Oregon is nothing you know is good

Oregon okay charley horse come on back

sorry what's gonna happen now

well no now Charlie's gonna try to guess

what state you picked oh yeah okay

Charlie come on hurry up okay okay now

what do I do

well no you have to guess what state

Lambchop picked name son name some okay

let's see did she pick Maine

Massachusetts Connecticut California

Oregon Washington Oregon you picked

Oregon is that right is that right that

is right that is right

ha ha ha good trick huh would you like

to know how Charlie Haas knew which

state she picked that's what I said what

I said read my lips no this is a really

good trick and you can play it on your

friends too Wow

okay yes how Charlie and I had a secret

yeah like secret well Charlie and I were

in cahoots have you ever been in cahoots

you know I don't travel much no in truth

is not a place in cahoots means that you

and a friend are plotting and planning

something together you mean you're

enjoying we were coding yeah yeah we had

a secret I think the secret was that

before I said the name of whatever state

whatever state Lambchop picked uh-huh

yeah

whatever state she picked before I said

that name I would say Georgia all right

that was our secret

so I said Maine Massachusetts

Connecticut California Georgia Oregon

yeah yeah but like if I had said Texas

well then she would have said Maine

Massachusetts Connecticut California

Georgia Texas I get it you got it good

have you got it they got it good

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I like the story about the little boy

whose name was tikki tikki tembo-no sit

in bo boy boy Musti boy

panco hit upon pon nikinoo knee not a

boy yes that really was his name I

wouldn't fall yet he lived in China long

ago when the jury these people had a

custom that custom most peculiar went

like so

if you love your child and want the

world to know if do not give your child

a little name like Wong if you love your

child the proper way to show it is to

give your childhood name that's very

long

like for instance ticky to get him out

now synonym bow bye boy boskie boy bundo

hickey pon pon Nicky no me Adam boy

now this little boy ticky ticky yeah

yeah yeah we know who you mean well he

had a brother named Troy joy that was it

joy nice little fella but obviously not

the favorite still the two brothers got

along very well together didn't they oh

yeah

now them

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one bright and sunny morning to run out

and bring some apples kin to me but

before you go I must give you boys a

warning do be careful when you climb the

apple tree do not climb on the branch

that hangs over the well for I fear that

that branch is too thin if you climb on

the branch that hangs over the well you

might well fall in so they went and sure

enough tikki tikki tembo-no signet boat

bye boy muskie boy I know it Yvan my

Nikki no me Adam boy fell into the well

now the poor brother joy nearly

frightened to death scrambled down and

ran home right away

when he got in the door he was so out of

breath he could barely say Oh mother a

terrible thing has happened

tikki tikki tembo-no sin Nimbo hi boy

not the point

Hondo he keep on panicky no me Adam boy

has fallen in well mother we need help

get the gardener

hurry joy but mother said help us save

our tikki tikki tembo-no sim Nimbo - on

my Nikki no me madam boy is at the

bottom

oh well so the gardener came alone with

his lap and he lowered it down the well

and there was a lot of yelling and

screaming but then up came tikki tikki

tembo-no sim mo bye boy boskie boy Punto

he keep on panicky no me atom boy and he

was cold and he was wet and he was very

nearly drowned and from that day on in

China they are not quite so peculiar

they give their favorite children little

names and maybe that's why you have

little names like John and Julia and

June and Jane and Jennifer and James

anyway Charlie Rose would you want a

name like that nah I like charley horse

it suits me how about you lamb chop no I

wouldn't want a name like um what'd you

say his name was

tikka tikka tomorrow Signum buh-bye

musky boy mono Nikki ponpon Nikki no me

Adam boy cuz it takes

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to

this is the song that does it and yes it

goes on and on my friend some people

started singing it not knowing what it

was and they'll continue singing

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this is the song that no no stop stop

stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away go

away and don't slam the door funding for

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