02x07 - Farnsworth

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to dance to a sound and

you're about to see you

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and especially you oh you see what I

have I have a sock you say to yourself

what's she gonna do with a sock I know

her she's going to make a puppet you

think I'm gonna take my hand this is my

hand and I'm gonna stick it into my sock

this is my sock and I'm gonna hold it so

that my knuckles these are my knuckles

see my knuckles are in the heel of the

sock and you think I'm gonna talk to the

rest of the sock down deep so that I

have a moving mouth like that isn't that

what you think I'm going to do boy that

looks familiar oh I can't imagine why

and you think well I'm not that's not

the puppet I'm going to make I'm gonna

make a puppet by sticking up my pointer

finger and my pinky the way they do in

baseball to say to out you know okay

it's not easy to do it inside the sock

there we go all right and then I'm going

to tuck my sunglasses so that my pointer

finger and my pinky are gripping the

sunglasses and I'm gonna fold the other

part back and I've made a puppet yep yep

the puppet you're a puppet Oh made a

spectacle of myself is there anything

you'd like to say I did framed

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I don't have a single joke to tell you I

do oh really

huh isn't that a coincidence let me hear

it why do the giant ape climb to the top

of the Empire State Building giant ape

you mean like King Kong huh yeah his

life yeah okay well I did the giant ape

climb to the top of the Empire State

Building because he couldn't fit inside

the elevator that's not only funny it's

true this is a letter T and this is the

letter I a T is an I wearing a fancy hat

boys leave me oh well it's time I got a

new hat anyway

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I've got some big words in my head today

if you want a good one let me hear you

say disruptive now something that is

disruptive is something that messes

everything up I mean an earthquake we

know that can be disruptive but you know

something that's disruptive doesn't have

to be as big as that a dog chasing a cat

around the living room isn't that

disruptive whoa all right let's see down

what do you call the boy who came at

night he's his brother and starts

disruptive did you get it here's another

one pull the girl into class disruptive

yeah

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disruptive I think you've got disruptive

down this is

if you want a good one let me hear you

say delectable yeah oh this is

delectable and this is delectable

and this is delectable because

delectable is something that's very

pleasing delectable is something you

really enjoy a lot you know okay good

you and me kid the game it's fun to play

it every single day

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come on

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and if you want a good one let me hear

you say inquisitive

okay now somebody who is inquisitive

questions everything somebody who's

inquisitive wants the answer you know

and that's a good thing don't you think

I think so too

now let's see if you got the word what

do you know why the sky is blue

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where's it is yeah there's another one

what do you call the girl deep inside

the box your mama's try to hide

inquisitive yeah yeah yeah

it just has to see what's living in the

branches of a people free quiz ative

yeah this is

it's all you really learn some big words

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for me finish

the Sun array review the big words that

we learn today disruptive is it it's

rough this through up the electable neck

bull inquisitive mister you got it yeah

I got it

hey let's hear it for the big words

Charlie Hoss what lancha would you

remember me in one day's time of course

I will yeah will you remember me in a

week's time of course I will of course I

will in 10 years time of course I will

knock knock who's there got me already

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what do you mean oh come on you're not

nuts jelly holes you are nuts

oh yeah yeah alright alright let's ask

Buster oh I think you're both little

squirrely you see jelly all said that

milk chocolate is better than dark

chocolate oh he's got a point

look chocolate is creamier I told you

Sal

yeah but I said charley horse everybody

knows that dark chocolate is much

younger than milk chocolate oh you're

absolutely right more flavor to savor

yeah yeah wait a second wait a second

bust it oh hush puppy says the dark

chocolate is the best and I say that the

milk chocolate is the best yeah yeah

yeah well we can't both be right you're

right about that too

personally I prefer an all-day sucker

boom boom boom boom

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come round and pour right down but only

when I'm out of town

who needs it he's back he's back who's

back

not that it not as if somebody is here

or isn't here it doesn't matter if

somebody is here isn't here not this

somebody a charley horse I haven't seen

anybody oh I haven't seen anybody either

well then how do you know he's back

whoever he is

because Landau told me then no no oh not

her invisible friend Maurice yeah lamb

chops invisible friend Maurice yeah well

then where is he he's gone gone gone

where did he go he came and he went he

didn't say hello he didn't say goodbye

he said hello he said goodbye

funny I didn't hear him it's not so

funny

it wasn't talking to you who was he

talking to me he said it in my ear he

said hello chap why did he whisper

darling because he didn't want Chari to

hear I'm funny I've never heard him

that's cuz he's never said anything to

you it's been a long time since Maurice

your invisible friend has come to visit

yeah well he's been away Oh a glare here

and there yes he likes it better there

than here then what does he stay there

because he had to drop off Farnsworth

Farnsworth Farnsworth here yes he

where is here here yeah here in this

country here in the state here in the

city here in this house he's here in

this house now no yesterday yes of

course now but you would you both liked

amazing

oh I'd love to yes I'd love to shall I

dress for the occasion

cute charlie cute Fonzworth sounds

English he is English

oh so Maurice met Farnsworth in England

no in Pennsylvania what was an

Englishman doing in Pennsylvania looking

for something to eat a kind of an

Englishman goes to Pennsylvania to get

something to eat I'm hungry one and

anyway he isn't really an English man oh

oh I see

Farnsworth is a lady no he's a dog now

wait a second you said he was English he

is he's an English Bulldog

come on Fonzworth meet sherry and

charley horse this is sherry and charley

horse

don't worry Farnsworth hates horses but

you won't bite you I already said him is

me a beautiful dog well funny I just

don't know what you see in him

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it's picture time adventure time is all

I know something you can

I bet your bet you betcha I'll teach you

how to do what I propose

here goes you got a book you got a buck

you got a betcha here's what you do a

buck a dollar bill you place it inside

the book and then you place the book

standing up on the ground you say to

your friends put your hands behind your

back and clasp them behind it back like

that you know and you say lift one foot

and if you can bend over and pick up the

buck between your lips you can keep it

most of the time your friends won't be

able to do it yeah we'll try ready set

go

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you're pretty safe you'll keep the buck

unless your friends have thigh muscles

that don't stop

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oh good songs words now jump back again

all right not yet wait till I say okay

dog now once more there is no dog there

he's not an elephant she doesn't smell

like a dog he doesn't smell like an

elephant either he doesn't smell like

anything my invisible dog has an

invisible smell yeah well and I'm

training him

okay Fonzworth now jump backwards he's

gonna jump through the hoop backwards

that dog is amazing ready for it all

right

was he doing he's consecrating oh yeah

backwards is hard of course good dog

there is no dog there how you know he

has embarked once he's a quiet dog he

can't bog he can't bog come on let's

hear him bark very well speak okay

that's enough friends right I said

that's enough

once you get him started I didn't hear

nothing he's got an invisible bog

yes your speak speak What did he say I

don't understand dog you understand me

well yeah but but and I say what did he

say he said who is this puppy that's

what he said

meaning me yeah course you I'm hush

puppy hush puppy that's who I am I'm a

dog don't you know a dog when you see

one I might ask the same question of you

nice puppy but I can't see him I can't

hear him I can't smell him and you can

do all the damn things with me yeah

that's what makes him special what he's

in there

he's my invisible dog big deal yeah yeah

well got something you could never be I

can't - lamb chop II being invisible is

the easiest thing in the world

oh yeah well well let me see you be

invisible can you see me

no I'm invisible

oh now I've got two of them oh boy how's

the teens this is the letter O this is

the letter D a D is an O that isn't well

rounded you know some days I just can't

seem to get rolling where is she where

is she where is she where is she where

is she where is she charlie

Charlie I'm really gonna give it to her

charlie

there is a law against that yeah well

how come there's no law against somebody

taking the leather laces out of my

baseball glove and you think it as a

leash for an invisible dog against that

- there is

yes it's called Shari's law have you

ever cherries law Oh

Sherri's law goes anybody who borrows

anything from anybody else without

asking their permission in this house

gets grounded great hmm yeah lamb chop

go ahead

Brandon ground who turns worth sons

worth took Charlie stop oh that's

ridiculous I'm outta here

lamb chop punished lamb chop yes I sent

him to his room without supper no supper

lamb chop free now it's all my fault

isn't it well I do think I know I'm not

old enough to have a dog

not even one but you know Charlie was in

my study

they're both boys and they both play

together and they don't want to play

with me and they push me around

oh really yeah

darling all right the next time the boys

won't play with you I'll play with you

sometimes you are two very I promise I

will really try to make the time to play

with you all right uh-huh

yeah that's good because you know

Farnsworth is going home tomorrow

Oh

I'm sorry well I'll bet he'll come back

to visit I don't think so why not you'll

not like the pilot thank you hmm do you

think you could learn to such a ball

maybe who knows all the dogs in the

neighborhood of barking because they

know that I'm holding a little mouse and

a mighty lion now you may ask why is

this woman holding a lion and a little

don't run away a little away mousey come

on come on it's not a live mouse it's

just a toy see I'm holding it in my hand

and with this tall finger in the middle

I'm pushing it and it just moves watch

you can do that with your toys too but I

was holding a lion in the mouse because

I'm going to tell you the story of the

lion and the mouse to think about what

the point is to that story and you put

your heads together you three and try to

figure out what is the moral of the

story of the lion and the mouse that's a

good idea I'm gonna put my head to get

it

if you can find it

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the stirring stirring stirring

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it's a little story you should know and

whenever I talk about it mouse you make

the sound that might pick my sister make

it would you do that here comes the

mouse good and whenever I talk about a

lion you go rawr let's try it the mighty

lion

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came upon a lion in a terrifying way

roared the liar

I'll eat you up today that he pounced

upon the mouse he opened up his jaws he

was about to eat the little one when the

mouse

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give me a break

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won't you let me go nice thing to do

yes it's the nice thing to k*ll

that's my friend someday I might do you

a favor k*ll with a lion you're much too

small

what could I ever expect

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you're much too much too much too small

to ever be of use to me I'm much too

much too much too tall of what else

could you be you never know just how

tomorrow will end what use a little bow

could be friend the vine has amused

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and that mouth Stanford and do you know

the day arrived when the mouth she

proved she was right

so they captured the lion and they tied

him into a tree

matter

he just couldn't get himself free

we should come along his way but the

moxie

he saved that day before you could pound

sharpen your teeth and began to sh**t

one by one is the tiny tea

to

and suddenly

and the lion

which only proves that the smallest

mousy should save the game happily

Everafter

must know I'm

that's the way the story ends wonderful

story sherry thank you okay now what is

the moral of the story well I mean you

sherry tells the story is so real well

thank you so what is the point of the

story of the line in the mouse well you

know you tell the story so did it really

nice I mean in ize

what is the moral of the story hushpuppy

de poverty distort chances is extremely

obliviously simple so tell it to us well

I would like to say dad without a doubt

certainly without beating around the

bush I have no fear saying that tomorrow

that the story is clearly and

unquestioned at Leah not only do acting

so that I can also prove in any court of

law and I rest my case

it is now up to the jury what did he say

he said something What did he say he

said he doesn't get the point of the

story

well how about you how about me you get

the point of the story yeah yeah no how

about you Lambie you got it oh the story

of the line and the mouse is no matter

how little you are you can still be a

big help to a friend in need

oh you got it huh thank you I knew

you're gonna get it Jerry I knew it all

along you did yeah but I just wanted to

give you a chance to show your

intelligence thank you it's nothing

thank you this is a poem that asks a

very serious question diddle diddle

dumpling my son John went to bed with

his socks still on which isn't so bad

except why did he put the sock on his

hand instead of his foot Oh

poetry is my life guess what I have it's

sure not a mouse it's the lion it's a

real line well it's a mountain lion

which is a real lion

it's also called the Cougar it's called

a Catamount it's called a panther Oh

is she beautiful look at those eyes look

at those spots the spots mean that this

is a baby lion and the spots are going

to go away when this mountain lion grows

up she's a tree climber that's why she

has that long long tail no and you can

see why the mouse was frightened when

the mouse was caught by the mighty lion

even at four and a half months it's

pretty mighty isn't it I just thought

you'd like to see this is the song that

does it and yes it goes on and on my

friend some people started singing it

not knowing what it was and they'll

continue singing this forever just

because

my donkey ba*ls started singing it not

knowing what it was and they'll continue

singing it forever just because

how do I turn you off

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okay I get it

I can't believe you guys

okay

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this is the song that Charlie horse

no no stop stop stop Charlie stop I want

you to go away go away and don't slam

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