02x24 - Trading Bases

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door if you're into fun and you love to

play if you like funny jokes they put

you away if you like to dance to a

slamming sound and you're like having

lots of friends around if you wanna

those eat slips by the rule that said

little buddy you're about to see you're

at the very best place you could be

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and especially you do you think you're

strong huh you think you're strong

I'll bet you can't even break us any

little toothpick at least you can't do

it like this you take the toothpick and

you put it under your pointer finger

over your middle finger under your ring

finger oh of course you won't be able to

do it there is a way and I'm gonna show

you how to do it if you want to break

the toothpick in this position your

friends won't be able to do it and then

you show them how you go one two three

back and you just hit the floor and that

will break the toothpick next your

friends won't figure that one out

mm-hmm

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okay do you have the idea this is follow

the leader and I'm the first leader

later somebody else would be a leader

okay you've got to do everything I say

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now everybody walk like you've got to

lead you have to do what she say you've

got to know where she goes it's time to

follow the leader

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okay did you do it good but who wants to

be the next Phil

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your feet down on the ground now March

in a circle round and round you've got

to follow the leader

wherever he goes you've got to do what

you say you've got it

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me

okay did you follow us great

okay we need another leader now oh and

bandit wants to be the leader okay

now nod your head like you understand

tap your fingers on your nose now reach

down low and touch your toes you've got

to follow the leader

wherever she goes you've got to do what

she says you gotta go where she goes

it's time to follow the leader who never

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okay who's the next leader lamb chop

lamb chops gonna be the next leader

okay Lambie come on what do you want to

do come on you're our next leader yes

come on we're gonna play follow the

leader

lamb chop take your thumb out of your

mouth we are playing follow the leader

and weekend we cannot play follow the

leader without a leader and your hour

later okay you guys I'm the leader and

I'm taking a nap so that means you all

have to take a nap

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love to wear masks do you high you can

be anything you want to be there is

saying wear the mask become the mask but

sometimes it's hard to get a mask you

can make a mask out of the funniest

thing egg carton illness one egg carton

will give you five masks it won't

exactly give it to you you have to make

here's how

inside the carton there are popper

inners and popper outers you cut out two

popper inners see there's one two two

things that hold eggs and one of the

things that sticks out i drew a black

line so you'd see exactly what to cut

out you can do that five times by the

way would you like to see what it looks

like when it's cut out here is a little

mask not me no no this isn't it but this

is what you will have when you cut it

out but of course you have to cut hole

so that you can see but do you see the

nose and do you see the place for the

eyes now I want to show you what you can

make I have hair and lips and even a hat

and some string and here's what you get

when you are finished

here's if you use it as a proper inner

that is with the cup forward you could

make a lady mask like that

I particularly like having two mouths

it'sa better to talk to you my dear and

you can make a spaceman by using the

eggs as a the egg carton as a popper

outer pretty spooky huh

that's the noise this is the letter R

and this is an R that's holding its

breath come on Rachel you have to exhale

sometime Rachel Rachel Rachel Wow

you had me worried there for a second

don't I'm done going down let me let me

help you button that myself

okay please yes darling you look like

you needed help don't help me please

it's okay sweetheart you've been like

that ever since you were a baby my god

like that like that you've always wanted

to dress yourself to feed yourself

alright yes tell me what I was like when

I wasn't

come on come on give me the spoon nice

oh come on let me if you like cereal

sure

so let me feed you the cereal No why not

that did you know you're not gonna feed

yourself come on come on give it to me

baby please you don't know how to feed

yourself they not have baby knows how

huh and how did you learn to feed

yourself he'd be a nice shot

what give me my TV me a TV

commercial you learned how to feed

yourself on a TV commercial let me see

scoop cereal bowling in italia spoon in

syria not the mouth to mouth and baby

lamb chop what TV commercial taught you

to eat cereal and feed yourself like

that down ate myself a dolly commercial

yes

what was the Dolly's name snappy

children

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silly baby

you certainly were I should have let you

feed me you certainly should have yeah

let it in the smart thing to do it

certainly would've Shelley

what do but you helped me but my sweater

absolutely not do it yourself what I was

just kidding oh right Annalise

give me your knock-knock joke

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knock-knock oh they're little already

little old lady h*s but if a lady h* I

didn't know you could now batting for

the Charley's Chargers number 32

hush puppy strike would be for that one

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shoulder oh yeah that's right we need to

hit now I'm gonna get one it's direct to

but not that one come on Turkey this is

your last chance

hit that ball I'm gonna sh**t y'all

equals I'll hit that ball three that's

it that's it you are out of here

you mean up out of the game you're off

the team

I just traded you Oh Charlie Rose you

couldn't you wouldn't do that to me I

could I would and I did does this mean I

won't be in the team picture have I told

you what a rotten player you are oh not

for about three minutes you're horrible

you're terrible you're the worst and

those are your good points

oh oh oh hush puppy what's the problem

oh me oh my

what's the problem now tell me in

English it loses something in the

translation

try me I've been traded trade him you're

the team captain you know Charlie alls

yeah well he says I'm a will he got so

mad at me and that's why I've been

traded oh you must be heartbroken I

thought I was gonna get head broken oh

hush I'm really sorry but you know

darling darling

sometimes the captain just trade

somebody in order to improve the team

you know who did they get in exchange

for you Maya didn't a Scott Meyer the

mascot he's a turtle a turtle yeah

Charlie Hall says he runs faster than I

do

oh oh I wouldn't believe that yeah miles

just having a good year hush puppy do

you realize that this could be your big

break my big break

is being traded to the Southside skunks

the worst team in the league with the

worst name too but no I mean do you know

what's wrong with you their table

manners no you have no self-confidence

it is a reason for death what I'm not

good at nothing well do you know that

with a new start you might turn out to

be the next Darryl Strawberry I don't

think so

why not I'm allergic to strawberries Oh

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with 28 kids who play the kazoo they can

use our concert each day at noon but

nobody came because they played out of

there was an old woman who lived in a

shoe

with 18 kids and a baby too she said

this shoe isn't worth a hoot we're

moving today to a cowboy boot hey hush

puppy see if you can get a laugh out of

this crowd there was an old lady who

lived in a shoe which wasn't so bad when

the winter winds blew but the hot summer

heat was too hot to handle so she packed

up their things and they moved to a

sandal but can't they move the business

meeting yes thank you please ask them

I'll wait hush puppy you holla'd Oh

how'd you get here so fast

I left laying behind a sofa oh oh no oh

no oh yes oh yes yeah I'll be there

you'll be laugh at my business meeting

oh yes which is the same time as your

game against Charlie oh no oh yes

however I do have something to give you

that will help you with your game oh yes

it's some advice

oh no yes yes hushpuppy have you ever

run a little movie in your head in my

head

little sherry does not much room up

there no no you know professional

ballplayers to improve their game or

visualize in their head they use

visualization can you get nice on the

dead stuff it will really help you I

mean you've never used visualization do

I need it this with hush puppy

visualization it's when you remember

something that you've done very well on

moment well you did something really

well and you rerun the little picture of

that scene do you know what I mean by

rerun oh yeah I watch Gilligan's Island

all the time alright alright well you

remember something that you did not

Gilligan and you rerun the little

picture of yourself doing that really

well in your mind can you think of

anything Oh

once well that's all you need hold on to

that moment and just rerun it in your

head just keep running it again and

again and you'll see it will help your

game well alrighty I'll try hmm that was

my favorite movie wonderful just keep

looking at that little movie well sherry

what I wish it was a full-length feature

I got a riddle you back

I got a riddle yes and you solve the

riddle will say hey Lindsey riddle me OK

what goes up when the rain comes down

what goes up when the rain comes down an

umbrella you're right wait till next

time to his first step path for the

south side stones number double zero

hush puppies

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second

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boy is he

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we are so proud of you you're hitting

your fielding your base runner you are

certainly the most improved player in

the league and you certainly had the

most room for improvement well I must

say you even were tested in via the

mascot how do you like how far your

newfound confidence took you yeah I got

confidence but not that I've got

confidence we're not throw I've got

confidence in my team my team's got

confidence in Navy got confidence in us

I feel there is nothing that I can't do

and how do you feel about the game that

your team is going to play tomorrow

against charley horses team I am

confident that we'll lose hey what

happened to your newfound confidence

here today gone tomorrow to pieces come

on come on it's just another game

another game sherry

it is a game but it all lead all city

all the world championship of the

universe it's that important huh the

winner gets to go to the finals I see

and you're afraid you're gonna lose huh

no I'm afraid my team's gonna win

Charlie Hall says if my team wins I'm

gonna get it

well I'll take care of that charley

horse don't you worry yeah cuz we are

100% for you Thank You Lambchop t no I

mean it I'm on your team oh my goodness

you're even worse for player than I am

no no I'm nothing to play on your team

I'm gonna change really for me yes see

you and also against charlie horse right

Jerry

yeah me too that Charlie was come on

let's show him give me yeah give a yell

you look quite substantial yell give a

rock oh wait we go to swing back found

that air you're gonna lose

charlie horse charlie horse chardie' or

slow finish charlie horse

t*rd for true

we are betting the other team

comes and travels after you charlie

horse charlie horse charlie horse

returned for charlie horse

we're not fooling around the other team

is going to make

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Charlie Ford's charley horse what's the

use to try and there's no fun in taking

it on the chair

Charlie can't you get a box or better

than a rips or people type Oh sis boom

bah the other team the other team get it

to the outfield get it to the end

sorry Charlie

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oh boy

here are two letter ends and here is the

letter D I sure do admire him for

sticking his neck out like that yeah he

sure is brave so tell me about the ball

game

oh okay let's start

how about at the beginning oh really

what happened we all had hot dogs oh

good and then what happened ice cream

and soda pop good good good and after

all that wonderful food what happened

we all got stomachaches hey come on tell

me about the game jolly he throws

the ball a lot of times but Charlie

keeps missing the fat Charlie keeps

missing the bat swings in Hey that means

that charley horse struck the guy out

well that's good then what happened Wow

Wow

baby got a home run yeah I guess so who

won the game

I don't know how do you tell me i won

well there's our answer congratulations

charlie horse and give it i won why you

- yeah the game was called on account of

homework

the score was 28 - 28 right we is both

the champions of the

yes you know you weren't half bad

hushpuppy maybe next year you'll be good

enough to play on my team you keep

practicing Charlie and maybe you'll be

good enough to play on mine okay and

okay also okay I'm gonna tell you a one

minute teddy bear story and mr. barely

this one's for you now this is a story

called one day in the West as he drove

the Knoxville stagecoach one day long

ago

Ned Forbes was terrified because his

stagecoach was filled with gold inside

two men guarded the treasure' with

loaded shotguns they were headed for

Knoxville Tennessee to put the gold onto

a train however kid curry and his g*ng

of thieves were said to be somewhere in

these hills and at any moment Ned

expected to see the g*ng riding after

them to steal the whoa

but the robbery he feared did not happen

and the Knoxville coach arrived at the

train station safely the two guards

loaded the gold from the coach onto the

train and said goodbye to Ned and as you

can imagine Ned was relieved Oh before

he left Knoxville for the ride home

Ned Forbes bought a teddy bear for his

little son and he throw it into his

satchel and ten minutes out of Knoxville

kid curry and his g*ng suddenly swooped

down upon the stagecoach three men with

masks covering their faces ordered Ned

to hand over whatever you got give me

that stuff in the satchel here said that

only don't sh**t and he threw down the

satchel one of the robbers got off his

horse picked up

Satchel and the g*ng rode off and the

next day the headline in the Knoxville

City newspaper screamed out the news kid

Curry's g*ng steals teddy bear oh it was

embarrassing this is the song that does

it and yes it goes on and on my friend

some people started singing it's not

knowing what it was and they'll continue

singing it

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how do I turn you off

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this is the song that Charlie Charlie

stuff I want you to go away go away

and don't slam the door

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