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02x25 - When You Grow Up

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lamb Chop's Play-Along". Aired: January 13, 1992 – September 22, 1995.*
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Lamb Chop is an anthropomorphic sheep puppet who lives with her guardian Shari Lewis and her two siblings, Charlie Horse (an anthropomorphic horse puppet) and Hush Puppy (an anthropomorphic dog puppet).

02x25 - When You Grow Up

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door if you're into fun and you love to

play if you like funny jokes they put

you away if you like to dance to a

slamming sound and you're like having

lots of friends Ryan if you're one of

those eat slips by the rule that said is

bad butter you're about to see your very

best place back you could be

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the other let me see

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yeah and especially you if you have 10

sticks of the same size it doesn't

matter what they are cotton swab sticks

like this you know or toothpicks or

pencils or twigs you pick up outside

just do a great fetching you say I have

10 sticks then you count them one two

three four five six seven eight nine ten

ten sticks you say I betcha

I can make those ten sticks into five

and your friends will say yeah yeah show

me or they might say yes show me

depending upon where you live and then

you show them here's how you make ten

sticks into five you just move them

about a bit

and there you have five five-10 sticks

into five whoa you know sometimes I'm

just plain up in the tree I mean I don't

know whether a word starts with a K or

the same because K and C both have the

same sound you know can you say that how

about you can you say oh good okay well

then during this game i hope that you'll

cooperate and you will call out all of

the words and I hope that you'll catch

on so come on

whether it's

the curse sound always puts me away of

all of the sounds they used to start in

the word the cook is the best I've heard

single town

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I love the cut sound I love the cursor

give me your cup worried with something

small loves to me out and play with the

ba*ls with cat cat cat girls on the

freeway real beef bass look in the

street there's one car whether it's

written with the C or K the best sound

always puts me away and I'm so glad for

all the nice words around that use that

breakdown single sound

I love the cut

I love the color

give me a cut bird for what you fly tied

to a string way in the sky a beautiful

curve where that rhymes with lights the

cutter cutter

he walks around on the Royal breathe he

lives in a castle he's where to Queen

and is a curve where that rhymes with

ding Chaka Chaka King King so many

sounds go by is during the day some good

some bad some just okay but there is one

I cannot get enough of a sound I'm

really in love

it's the cuts down

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I love the cut down I love the cut

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you know what I got here

I got a cupboard cougar up cat

cut cooker Oh cute cook that cute is he

darling this is a four and a half months

old mountain lion all I want to do is

stay out his way yes you notice that he

still has spots when they're babies they

have spots and then mountain lions lose

their spots as they get older by the way

they have other names cat about because

they're mountain cats look at the length

of his tail that's because they climb

trees and so they need the tail to

balancing you know he's from the San

Diego Wild Animal Park and they brought

the baby come on baby for you to see

because it was a cut cut cut cupboard

cook a cat chuck cougar of course it has

a lot of other names too

it's a pop-up Puma and it's a come on

down come on come on and it's a panther

and what I really think it is is a cool

cat

oh hush puppy hush puppy

what are you doing I'm scratching what

yeah that's not doing it right yeah

you're doing it fine but why are you

scratching yourself can't thought

somebody else to scratch lovely oh oh

you must have fleas no sure it's just it

I was out in the park and I picked up a

couple little buggies did it dancing

around on my skin you've got fleas for

Dane flee and their stay and okay hold

it hold it hold it

I'll get the flea powder fine only to

where it was

you don't know no you haven't had a flea

since you were a baby

really oh I remember that day Oh tell me

tell me tell me tell me baby hush puppy

you heard let me rub let me rub oh oh oh

oh you're scratching I know what's wrong

you've got a flea oh the fleas got you

well you're too young for us to use flea

powder I think we're gonna have to catch

that pesky flea come on let's look for

it oh well there this it no no no no oh

no it no it wait a minute wait a minute

oh my gosh ooh I'm sorry

bye-bye flea

well there you go hush puppy a flea bath

sleep powder and a nice new flea collar

how do you feel well on this disc

ratchet but I gotta tell you sure you

sure know how to take care of us

oh that's my job taking care of my

little darlings and you know I why you

wanna borrow my flea collar the tea

please

now send in the W give me the oh very

good T W oh you guys are too oh yeah if

we're too how come there's three of us

smartypants no lamb chop you gotta do it

the whole school is gonna do it don't

understand it's an assignment what

assignment you gotta tell what you want

to be when you grow up so so what do you

want to be like ridin me what could a

lamb chop this it's a free country you

can be anything you want anything

anything no what would you be if you

could be anything you want a fish of

course how do I start

what to be a fish

but you can't start as a lamb then

you're out of luck you said yeah well

forget about the end of fish nobody can

be a fish

what would think of being a fish look in

the United States of America

you can even be president can be

president there's never been a fish

president oh then I don't want to do

classes and you don't to be President of

the United States not a fish why did I

even ask nobody would vote see you I

know yeah no you can't do this president

why not a fish lives underwater the

President of the United States cannot

live under water why not because the

President of the United States lives in

the White House and the White House is

not under water a fish could live in a

bowl of water and we could put the bowl

of water in the White House no wait a

second wait a second are you saying that

people would actually vote for a guppy

to be President

why not don't run

they swim you can't swim for president

president I doubt it you couldn't no

vice president none I can horses cannot

be a vice president of the United States

if a country could be president the WASC

of the vice president lamb chop stick

with me tell us you'll be

Kevi dan thanks lamb chops oh my

grateful but tell us you must promise me

one thing

yeah when I'm president yeah you gotta

change my woody who can I ask you to

come and sit down and talk with me

because I had something I wanted to ask

you

Oh is everything okay Charlie holes oh

yeah fine I just want to ask you a

question

the question is what are you going to be

when you grow up

oh no I ain't gonna grow up you are

going to get bigger

well I know Chelios it's just it I'm not

going to grow up yeah but if you get

bigger and you don't grow up what will

you be a big puppy yeah but a big puppy

is dog you grow up you'll be a big dog

yeah but inside that big dogs will be

hiding a little puppy jelly horse I just

don't want to have to change my name

change it yeah I like my name hush puppy

it's cute hush big dog that's not cute

hush puppy Oh chaeri I didn't see you

come in well I heard what you said when

I came in and I would not have you

change your name no matter how big a dog

you become really no no your name

represents the sweet little puppy inside

that you will always be to me oh and

how about if I decide to become a fish

Oh No

everybody wants to be a fish oh yeah who

else Lambchop Manship wants to be a

guppy oh no I'd make an even better one

really yeah and for that I would even

change my name to what hush puppy guppy

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not has no shell what nut has no shell

Walden nuts they got shells what nut has

no shell I don't know a doughnut oh

I could eat you up it's a joke I can

tell

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what do you think what do I think it's

it's um it's interesting yeah right what

is it oh it's my invention what that's

what I want to be when I grow up what oh

that's wonderful charley horse

I feel like that you think it'd be my

charlie it's ticking yes does it tell

time

no no well then why it's a ticking oh

you don't like ticking you'll get

breathing breathing

snoring snoring most ridiculous question

I ever heard oh yeah ticking breathing

and snoring is not ridiculous but eating

is ridiculous

transverse it's hard mostly but there

are places where it's often really there

let me see where it's soft I'm sorry no

not not no oh I think it's wonderful the

way you're using your imagination I

really do yeah well it's nothing hey

lamb chop ask it a question

what ask it a question the machine

the question yep Lambchop ask how much

is six and six seventeen no not good

that's wrong

six and six is twelve your machine

answered wrong right to me yeah better

Dan said something I mean I know the

said it was smart it's not sticking

doesn't mean and you think the breathing

doesn't mean anything the snow and

doesn't mean anything it answers

questions wrong what is it what good is

it I don't understand the question

you can't do that's useful it makes me

laugh yeah funny

oh that's useful something unless you

love you very useful

yeah I tell you guys I just wish it did

one more thing was that can it turn me

into a fish oh

I got a riddle you back I got a riddle

yet said it is the lid old

and you solve the riddle we'll say what

is it honey

look I got can everybody see it's a

quarter yeah but you get it I borrowed

it from whom yeah oh yeah how come

because it's a little oh a riddle riddle

away kid okay yes what time would it be

if I give you a quarter what time would

it be I give up

if I give you a quarter what time would

it be a quarter to one and you're the

one can I keep the credit yeah people

like you no sir well yes she has just

landed you see the jump rope is up in

the air her feet are on the ground and

because she has just come down her

pigtails are in the air oh this is a

picture of a girl who is jumping and the

same girl is up in the air her legs are

tucked up under her because the jump

rope is underneath her and because she

has just jumped up her pigtails are now

down now I want to show you what gave

this paper its curl and then I'll show

you a funny toy I took the top one and I

curled it and rolled it over and over

and over and over and made it so that it

has a natural curl now I'll pick it up

again and I'll put it down with the

pencil

and let's make the girl jump rope jump

jump jump jump jump jump up and down up

and down up and down

look at that hair go look at that girl

go the jump rope goes above her and

below her and above her

Wow I'm getting exhausted from all this

jumping of rope

do you remember little bunny foo foo let

me see your little bunny foo foo do you

know what happened to her no you know

the last time we saw a little bunny foo

foo the Good Fairy was very angry at her

and for a very good reason

little bunny foo foo hopping through the

forest scooping up the field mice and

boppin em on the head

finally the Good Fairy couldn't take it

anymore

she said you're bad for foo I'm gonna

turn you into a goon and send you off

the goon land and

that's exactly what she did and the

moral of the story was hair today gone

tomorrow

now being incarcerated in GU man was not

something that bunny foo-foo liked at

all and so she did a little thinking she

read a lot of books you know and finally

she called up the Good Fairy

that's the cellular phone and she said

hey fairy you remember me I'm the bunny

Bopper yeah well I think I can finally

say no to bopping and because the Good

Fairy was a good good fairy

she gave bunny foo-foo another chance

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well thank you I told you I changed it

was but you have really done it I'm very

proud of you you know what I'm a little

proud myself she said

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that's just an affectionate Patsy

no there's so much that's a path that's

a pack and that's a path and that's a

past

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cheese blackened and sometimes so

unhappy that the tears won't stop

thinking of her forest

with all the lovely flower

any field mice you'll never get to pop

and the moral of this story is if you

can't pay the price don't pop the mice

you know some of the stories I tell will

be your favorites and some of them will

be my favorites cuz I've got a right to

an opinion too yeah you know there are

some people who have opinions about

everything no matter what you do they

put their hands on their hips and they

say that's no way to do it let me see

you do that that's no way to do it good

can you do that let me see you say

that's no way to do it oh they did it

too

okay that's your part in this story once

there was a farmer who decided to sell

his little donkey he placed his young

son on the animals back and they set off

for town before long they passed a pair

of old men who saw the boy riding and

the father walking and the men clucked

why is that healthy young boy riding

while his poor father walks good did you

do it well the father was embarrassed so

he took his little son off the back of

the donkey and he made the boy walk

while the father rode the donkey instead

next they passed some women who stopped

working in the fields to stare and they

shook their heads and they said a grown

man riding while he makes his child walk

that child will get exhausted that

farmer is not fit to have a son did you

do it so the farmer lifted his boy onto

the donkey's back with him and the

farmer and his son rode to get it but

they were stopped by a group of children

who feel sorry for the small donkey the

kids complained to people riding on one

small animal is too heavy alone you're

gonna hurt its back to do it

so the farmer and his son both got off

the donkeys back they tie the creatures

legs together and they Sloan they're the

beasts upside down on a long pole and

then they put the pole onto their

shoulders and they staggered on

determined to carry this little beast

into town but while crossing a bridge

the donkey squirmed and turned wiggled

and squiggled

and knocked them off-balance and the

farmer and his son and the donkey all

fell

kerplunk into the river and as they were

all splashing around in the shallow

water the farmer said to his son my only

mistake was trying to please everybody

there's just no way to do that so you

might as well please yourself yes it

goes on and on my friend

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this is the song charlie stop I want you

to go away go away and don't slam the

door

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