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03x03 - Tattletale

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lamb Chop's Play-Along". Aired: January 13, 1992 – September 22, 1995.*
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Lamb Chop is an anthropomorphic sheep puppet who lives with her guardian Shari Lewis and her two siblings, Charlie Horse (an anthropomorphic horse puppet) and Hush Puppy (an anthropomorphic dog puppet).

03x03 - Tattletale

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hey

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come join the kids

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bounce it slow

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and fun things

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yeah and especially you

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hey teddy bear do you know the

difference between here and there

no he doesn't know do you know the

difference between here and there oh

it's very simple see this is here

h-e-r-e

here

and that's there

t-h-e-r-e and the difference between

here and there

is a t

that's here you want to see it become

there

we did it

[Applause]

Song

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let's start at the very beginning

a very good place to start

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the first three notes just happened to

be

don't rain me

me don't remember solati

tea at a time like this you want tea

let's show her

a huh

deer

ray a drop of golden sun

me a name i call myself

far far the long long way to

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a drink with jam and bread

that will bring us back to dough

oh a doll a deer a female deer

ray a drop of golden sun

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a long long way to run

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now you know you can take all those

notes and put them together into

melodies yeah but what's the melodies

we'll show you talia you start

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yeah but it doesn't mean anything

so you put words to it try one word for

each note

talia you start again

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me

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hey

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a drink with jam and bread

that will bring

us

back

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time for buskers brain busters show em

sherry

e g g s is eggs so what's s-g-e-g give

up scrambled eggs

[Applause]

Episode

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oh there you are hey listen charlie goes

like i said this is my racing bicycle

it's not your racing bicycle you are

absolutely right hush puppy this is your

racing bike and that's why you'll get to

hold the racing flag oh yeah and uh when

you drop that racing flag i'll know that

it's time for me to pedal away put it

out there all right are you ready ready

on your mark

on your mark i'm on my mark okay get sit

get set

get set on set already yeah well i

forgot what comes next go oh

go yeah

oh johnny horse you are flying yeah

yeah i'm flying all right baby go go oh

smell them tires

oh this is exciting

come on jealous cheap yeah and cheap

kathleen peddle away

this is so good oh you're almost in the

home stream you did it you crossed the

finish line and the winner

of the tour de france bicycle races

jolly horse

gary

charlie horse is yay charlie has just

won the tour de france the most exciting

bicycle race in the world really

really he wants no darling he's just

practicing oh well i want to win the

tour de

uh deep friends

fans too well you can't lamb chop yeah

you can't land choppy well i can't land

choppy because you can't win the tour de

france with training wheels

yeah well i wanna race too i wanna ride

on the bicycle i want to race against

you you can't lamb chop you're too

little and anyway we only have one

racing bike this is not

fair

okay guys i'm gonna make dinner are

there any requests joey

let me play with them oh come on boys

that's not nice

yeah and you know what jellyfish has

been hugging the racing bikes for the

whole day well that's because i'm going

to race in the tour de france oh good

good i hope you're saving your money for

the airfare well you know he won't even

let me hold the racing flight only her

stuffy is letting hold the fled lamp and

you know they never let me play with

them and then when they do let me play

with them they tease me and sometimes

they don't let me take my turn

and i want to run on the racing bike

till i'm charging no no it's not fair i

wanna win the door to what you may call

it also and i'm just as good a ricer as

jolly horse knee only jolly horses

chicken to race against me lamb

goodness lamb chop is such a tattletail

yeah lamb chop let your brothers play

and stop being such a tattletale

goodness good job yeah come on hush we

don't want to play with a little

tattletail anyway

i'm not a title tail

am i mr bearly

am i

no

let's take a vote everybody who thinks

that i am not a tattletail raise your

hand

oh look at that

two to nothing i

win i got a joke i got did you tell me

why should i have some more fun going i

got it

come on tell me the joke all right

which side of the dog

has the most pain which side

of a dog has the most hair i give up

the outside

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it's a funny joke

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are you sure we're not going to get into

trouble for this you're not anything

don't get caught

oh that makes sense

hey hey would you hurry up my shoulders

are k*lling me

oh i've almost got it i almost got it oh

no don't do that

oh

what are you two guys doing on the floor

uh uh uh believe me sherry i am as

surprised as you are

what are you two doing down there oh you

know sherry there's a lot of dust

bunnies under this cabinet you know that

a lamb chop what are they doing oh no no

no no no no no no no no no no i am not

telling

what

no she said no no no no no no no no she

is not gonna tell you that i was

standing on charlie horse's shoulders in

order to get to the cookie jar to get to

the chocolate chip cookies hey come on

chocolate chip cookies are helpful they

give you energy

they also give you cavities and charlie

horse you are old enough to know that

you shouldn't be standing on anybody's

shoulders or you shouldn't be standing

on anybody's shoulders here in the house

you're very lucky you know that nobody

got hurt and young lady

you know the rules you should have come

to me and told me the boys were doing

something wrong

i told you i am not

a tattletail that is not tattling

um boys you're not allowed in the

kitchen until dinner please go

young lady you and i have some talking

to do oh

first i get into trouble for tattling

and then i get into double for not

tattling

lamb chop

it is not right for you to tattle on

your brothers just because you can't get

what you want from them but it's also

not right to let somebody be hurt

because you don't go and tell a grown-up

oh

so i should tell if somebody is in

danger yes but that's telling on someone

no

that's saving someone look i don't

expect you to tell all the time you know

i expect that you three will try to work

things out first

what i think i've

got you've got what

it's not tattling if you should be

telling and it's tattling if you

shouldn't the first time today when i

tackled i tattled but the second time

when i didn't tattle i should have told

so in the future what i'm going to do is

turtle when i should be telling and not

tell when it's tattling can i go now

i wish you would

Poem

dance love to sing but laughing is my

favorite thing

first to hear a funny little poem

pumpkin make my ear come on charlie

where's make my ear

diddle diddle dumpling my friend scooter

played around with my computer he

pressed the buttons he hit the keys now

it only prints chinese

that was my poem

that's thank you in chinese

the happy smile you see on me did not

happen magically it's all because of

take my word the funny little poem that

i just heard

from from you ready hush no

no no

you know that you're not allowed to run

your bicycle down that hill it is a very

still

oh she's gonna tattle on us again

actually i don't know if i'm going to

ear if i'm not because sometimes i'm

supposed to tell and then sometimes i'm

not supposed to tell

i'm

thinking well hurry up and think are you

gonna tattle on us you're not don't rush

me

well i'm waiting no oh i am not going to

tell shelly okay come on give me a shot

posh wait

i'm not going to k*ll shelly because

you are not going to run your bicycle

down the hill i'm not going to run my ha

ha can you give me one good reason why

i'm not going to run my bicycle down the

hill

yes because it's a very detail and you

could get out of control and the big

truck forget you and you could get

thrown into a garbage can and bounce out

and hit the pavement and break your two

front teeth and maybe chip or hoof

i said give me one reason you

might get hurt yeah and my bike might

get hurt too

well

i mean it is a very

very steep pill

uh maybe you two guys are are

right i shouldn't ride down the hill oh

oh my goodness he said we're right

nice

yeah but you guys gotta promise not to

tell anybody that i said so would

believe me if i did

good point

okay okay okay guys so it's a deal come

on you guys let's shake on it you're not

gonna ride your bike

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hey you guys

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Tale

once upon a time a lonely prince was

looking for a princess

he searched the cities and the town he

looked both high and low but not a

princess could he find no matter where

he'd go for his mother the queen had

said now son you must only wed a

princess who is real

and though he had looked around none of

the girls he found lived up to his

mother's idea

and then one night during an awful

shower while the lightning flashed round

his castle tower a girl appeared at the

castle door and said i am the princess

you've been looking for

yes i'm a real

real princess

you can tell by the funny way i walk

i'm the real

real

princess you could tell by the little

way i talk hello yes i'm a real real

princess you could tell by the naughty

things i do

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ah said the old queen

you're the dreariest looking princess

that i have ever seen

your hair is wet your shoes are too i

don't think that's the royal way to

dress do you

[Applause]

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but the prince had

fallen in love with the girl and the

funny way she walked

yes the prince had fallen in love with

the girl and the lilting way she talked

yet the queen

was not an easy person to convince

and she said why that girl will have to

pass a test

before she can marry the prince

and she rushed into the bedroom tore the

covers off the bed and she threw the

feather mattress on the floor

and in 20 of the bedrooms she did just

about the same until she had collected

20 mattresses or more then she piled 20

mattresses one upon the other there was

a funny sight to see

and under the bottom one the very very

bottom one the old queen placed a pea

and then the queen got a ladder and up

the girl crept on top of all the

mattresses we supposedly she slept but

in the morning when everyone awoke were

they surprised by the words that girl

spoke

what did you put in my bed last night

was it some kind of a rock oh i did an

orange or was it an apple or was it the

living room clock what did you put in my

bed last night was it some kind of a

ball or was it an iron cause though i

was dry and i just couldn't sleep

at all

then the prince bowed very low and asked

her if she would wear his crown

and when she

said

yes she climbed the ladder and carried

her down

she was a real

real princess

just as real as she could be

cause you but a princess could sleep on

20 mattresses and still

feel a pee

the end

okay

and there were these three kids under

one little umbrella why didn't they get

wet

okay there's three kids under one

umbrella why didn't they get wet because

it wasn't raining

this is the song that doesn't end yes it

goes on and on my friend

some people started singing it not

knowing what it was and they'll continue

singing

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and they'll

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how do i turn you off

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that's it that's it

what are you doing

this is the last time right this is it

this is it

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keep on going

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this is the song that jolly horse no no

stop now stop charlie stop i want you to

go away go away and don't slam the

door

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