03x04 - So Mad

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come join

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now the other arm let me see

just how strong you've grown to be make

two muscles left and right come on and

pump it up out of sight hey you're

getting strong now let's go back to this

songs play along with kids

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and you

and you

and you

yeah and especially you

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Pokepenny

i call this game pokepenny you play it

alone or you play it with a friend since

i don't have a friend at the moment this

is me

and this is my friend now here's what

you do you fill a cup

almost to the brim not quite you fill it

with water and then you cover the cup

with an opened paper napkin

and to keep that napkin in place

you put a rubber band around it and now

you're ready to play you place a penny

on top of the napkin

and once again here's me and here's my

friend

each one of you takes turns poking a

hole in the napkin

with a pencil

and you do not want to be the one who

pokes the hole that makes the penny

fall down to the bottom of the cup

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uh-uh i don't know which one of you guys

poked the penny to the bottom but i know

that i had a lot of fun this game is

Loop de la

always

here we go

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here we go loop de la

here we go

all on a saturday night

i put my right hand in

i take my right hand out

i give my right hand a shake shake shake

and turn myself about

did you ever wonder what this song is

all about you put your right hand and

you take your hand out you shake it and

you turn about i found out what the song

is all about cause lamb chop loaned me

her book shake it to the one that you

love the best play songs from black

musical traditions turns out loop-de-loo

is an african-american song i didn't

know that and it's from the south and

the islands and it's all about the bath

the bath the water's hot you put your

hand in you take it out oh and you shake

it because it got burned in the hot

water that's what the song's about

in the south they had a rule

many years ago ago

workers could only bathe on saturday

night the other nights were a no-no they

bring the water in it was so hot that

those who happened to be there had to be

very careful and here's the scene that

oftentimes you would see there you put

your left foot in

you take your left foot out ouch you

give your left foot a shake shake shake

and turn yourself about everybody here

we go

here we go

here we go

all on the saturday night

okay now the bath water has gotten cool

so we can put our whole selves in come

on

i put my whole self in

i take my whole self out

i give my whole self a shake shake shake

and turn myself about last chorus here

we go

here we go

here we go

don't get too close to the pot

remember the water is hot

wait till the temperature's right

see you next saturday night

Fry

time for buster's brain busters show

them sherry

fry spells fry oh that's a little one

what phrase is that supposed to be

you give up

small fry

Charlie Horse

oh charlie horse

i think i'm finally going to win one oh

sure go ahead destroy my perfect record

you'll live

where's that jolly horse oh hide me

lamb chop come here what's the matter

jolly horse how many times have i told

you not to leave your stupid junkie toys

in my room i never go into your room a

girl lives there

lamb chop uh would you excuse us for a

minute charlie horse telly you're sorry

but sherry i didn't charlie she's so

upset and i'll let you win the game

deal okay lamb chop um

go ahead

tell you're sorry do i have to lean it

do the best you can

lance off in the extremely unlikely

event that i left my toy car in your

room which i didn't i would like to

apologize but since i didn't i don't

what did he say he said he's sorry

yeah well charlie has you really ticked

me off

oh yeah oh yeah lamb chop would you tell

me please what has gotten into you

oh it's all charlie's fault he makes me

so mad i am so mad at jolly horse

because he messes up everything and he

never cleans out there through himself

and also he tells jokes that are just

crummy and also he didn't invite me to

his birthday party and you know that

hole in the ozone layer yeah he did it

glance up

my birthday was months ago

but you were at my party

oh yeah so big deal courtney didn't

invite me to her birthday party but

everything else i said was true is not

it still is not is is is is is to the

kazillion is to the max back off i won

by your own t-shirt

uh courtney

did not invite you to her birthday party

right but she's your best friend wrong

you must be very upset right

so it's courtney you're angry with right

well you're not angry with charlie at

all wrong what i'm still mad at him for

what he did to the ozone

Knock Knock

give me a knock knock joke don't knock

i'm not not joke they're always dumb

so tell me how calm

after one the laugh will bubble up after

four i always double up don't be an old

slowpoke give me a knock knock joke

please

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knock knock who's there freeze

freeze who

freeze the jolly good fellow

a jolly good fruit

Freeze

i love the knock knock joke

So Mad

i'm mad at her i'm furious at her i'm an

editor i'm lamp job oh my darling you're

still furious at courtney aren't you

no i'm not oh really you've taken to

mutilating daisies as a hobby well well

well

how would you feel if your best friend

did it and invite you to her birthday

party i'd feel awful and i would tell

her so have you discussed this with

courtney

that's going to be hard to do why

because i'm not talking to her i'm not

going to talk to her till the end of

time or till we graduate from elementary

school which ever comes first all right

give me those petals and let's see if i

can help you get over your anger i'm not

sleepy

no

why don't you take your anger out on mr

pillow come on bang him and hit him i

couldn't do that why not because he's so

soft and squishy

no but what if we pretend that mr pillow

is courtney

this isn't going to be pretty

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are you all right now even the pillow

hit me i am so mad now i feel like

yelling ah no no no no

don't yell here you want to yell yeah go

to your room

and it's okay you can yell and i'm gonna

tell everybody she's gonna yell and you

close your door and you can yell as long

and as hard as you want all right go

i have such trouble with lanchap you

know she doesn't know how to tell people

what's bothering her i mean it's not

like that with charlie horse

you always know when charlie horse is

mad i mean everybody knows but not not

lamb chop she simply has trouble

expressing herself

i wonder if she'll ever learn how

i think she learned how

and how she learned how

oh i feel much better now oh do you yeah

i like yelling okay but only in your

room and only after you tell everybody

that you're going to yell love your

goals your girls

oh i'm happy to see you smiling again

thank you oh i really i'm glad that you

feel better makes me feel sad when i

think of you being so mad at courtney

why did you mention courtney no i'm

there all over again okay okay okay okay

why don't you make believe

i'm courtney what

and tell me exactly how you feel really

go ahead

i am so mad at you for not inviting me

to your party you don't hit people's up

oh oh this is good that's good

my snowman yeah this is that clay

snowman you made yes sir so

you can't hit people you know

really no but you can hit a snowman i

can't

sure

go ahead doesn't he look like courtney

no

he's prettier

all right you want to you can just smash

your snowman really go ahead

hiya

i'll take that and that and that and

that and that and

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good good good now is there anything

else you'd like to say

yes what

happy birthday courtney

Hush Puppy

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i'll get it

oh

well hello and heidi deadpool mike hi

yourself hush puppy i suppose like i

could say hi to lampjob but i can't

because i'm not talking or her oh well

my darling i'll do it for you courtney

says hi lamb choppy

well you just tell her i don't say hello

to my used to be best friends uh

she says hi right back at you courtney

like okay so fine you can tell lamb chop

that i'm really really like super really

mad at her for not coming to my party uh

lamb chop c*ck says that she missed

you at her party oh yeah well you could

just tell that

miss

feather brain that i don't go to

parties unless i'm invited

oh lam chuck says she's so sorry that

she wasn't there like that is so totally

not true

i invited like everybody even you were

there hush puppy oh indeed i was and the

cake was madison chocolate sausage

chocolate frosting covered with

chocolate cereal chocolate syrup yeah i

added the cereal to myself wait a second

you

went to courtney's party oh

yes indeed did i mention to find

lemonade which he like drank all of and

i didn't even invite him well no no no

wait wait wait that cannot be you handed

me the invitation yourself like i gave

you an envelope address to my best

friend that's lamb chop oh

gosh stuffy you went to courtney story

on my invitation you oh what did i do oh

my you know i really really i thought it

was my invitation like why would i

invite you well i think what we have

here is a failure to invite a caden i'm

terribly sorry won't you both please

accept my humble apology

hey

it is so nice to see the two of you

talking to each other

yes but now i'm there that hush puppy

because

he used my invitation to go to

courtney's party oh

my

like i'm mad too

well if you both are mad at hush puppy

um you know

what to do when you're mad like this

one's for you hush puppy hi

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huh

oh

and it isn't even my birthday

Buster

uh uh uh yes buster yeah what's up

buster are you making a mess back there

yep not now you feel good my brothers

now what were you saying

oh yes

i wanted to know

what do you think of

charlie horse you want the truth

go ahead make my day well charlie horse

has a lot of good qualities

name one well he's not as easy as you

thought is it yes it is johnny's a good

little guy he's smart honest reliable

dependable i said name one okay he

always looks neat great

great i'll make you better get your

headlights checked oh okay okay okay

so what about hush puppy well uh hush

puppy's good nature innocent friendly

warm likable doesn't take much to

satisfy you huh

all right now

what about

me

you're nice

that's it nice

nice all those fantastical compliments

about those two

troublemakers and i'm just

nice uh actually you're very nice thanks

a whole heap you're welcome

another thing how come every morning we

get on the bus you always say hello to

jolly horse and hush puppy first because

they get on first yeah excuses excuses i

guess that's why you say so long to them

first when we leave that's right they

leave first ah uh is something bothering

you lamb chop no

yes

how come you like jolly horse and i just

thought be better than me i don't like

them better you do

lamb chop you're not jealous are you

jealous

me jealous

are you you bet your hubcaps well you

have no reason to be no you are the most

adorable loving sweet intelligent

beautiful little lamb in the whole world

oh well then i'm your favorite yes i

knew it and so is trolley horse and hush

puppy you're all my favorite that's your

problem buster you can't make up your

mind oh look lam chop i don't have to

make up my mind why not well just like

i've got four tires yeah if i lost one

of them i'd sure miss it i need all of

them to make me happy just like i need

all of you oh

okay kids here we are

no no no stop

i am leaving first

big deal

so long charlie horse so long hush puppy

so long lamb chops again

now buster that's no fair i got off the

bus first and still you said hold on

just kidding

oh

you got me

Opposites

this is the game of opposites

it's easy

to play

you give me the opposite

of everything i say

for instance if i say dumb

you say smart

and if i

say

end

you say start

and she did

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what's the opposite of left

right

what's the opposite of day

night

what's the opposite of fast slow

what's the opposite of stop

go

what's the opposite of quiet noise

what's the opposite of girls boys

what's the opposite of black right wrong

right

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what's the opposite of short

what's the opposite of big

what's the opposite of good

what's the opposite of happy dad

what's the opposite of baby

grown up

up down

what's the opposite of enemy

brand

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what's the opposite of the beginning

the end

what's the opposite of in

out

what's the opposite of whisper shout

what's the opposite of young oh

what's the opposite of hot cold what's

the opposite of high

no

what's the opposite of yes no

what's the opposite of heavy right wrong

right

what's the opposite of dirty clean

what's the opposite of king queen

what's the opposite of woman man

what's the opposite of can't can

what's the opposite of something

nothing

difficult

what's the opposite of stranger band

what's the opposite of the beginning the

end and this is it

this is the song that doesn't end yes it

goes on and on my friend

some people started singing it not

knowing what it was and they'll continue

singing it's forever just because this

is the song that doesn't end

on my face

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okay

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that's it that's it

this is

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keep on

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no no stop stop stop charlie stop i want

you to go away go away and don't slam

the

door